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group_name=Mad Craskers|
group_image=[[Image:Craskerszg2.jpg]]|
group_abbrev=Mad Craskers|
group_membership=20+|
group_leaders=It was Lt Gunn’s idea.|
group_goals=To defend the [[Craske Triangle]] and surrounding area of [http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/map.php?suburb=38 Heytown]|
group_recruit= Eternally recruiting new members. See [[#Recruitment]]|
group_contact=[http://madcraskers.proboards53.com/index.cgi Contact us through our forum.]}}

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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Background and Goals'''</font></big>
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The '''Mad Craskers''' were formed by a small group of survivors in September of 2006. They adopted their name from the [[The Craske Museum|Craske Museum]] where they were holed up. Their numbers have steadily grown but their goal remains true; the protection of SE Heytown and its survivor population from unwanted ravaging zombie attacks. 

The Mad Craskers keep a close watch on SE [[Heytown]] with regular patrols, helping to maintain barricades, healing wounded survivors, maintaining a revive point at [[Mester Square]] and of course killing zombies.
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Operations'''</font></big>
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[[image:NewCraskeTriangle.jpg|left|100px|thumb|Click for the [[Mad Craskers/Area of Operations|Mad Craskers' Area of Operations]]]] 
The Mad Craskers' primary goal is to protect the area known as the [[Craske Triangle]], a small grouping of resource buildings surrounding the [[The Craske Museum|Craske Museum]]. The Triangle consists of [[Goldney Place Police Department|Goldney PD]] directly south and the [[The Usher Building|Usher Building]] and [[Cornelius General Hospital (Spracklingbank)|Cornelius General Hospital]] to the NW and NE respectively. 
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A further three buildings make up the nucleus of the Craskers’ operational area, the [[Godson Arms]], [[Nuttycombe Auto Repair]] and [[Club Swabey (Heytown)|Club Swabey]].
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The Mad Craskers patrol and maintain additional buildings around the Triangle including the [[The Manninge Building|Manninge Building]], [[Ostler Towers]], the [[The Steeds Building|Steeds Building]], the [[The Vellacott Building|Vellacott Building]], [[Hickling Auto Repair]], [[Woolf Auto Repair]], a couple of warehouses, a factory and the [[The Tudgay Museum|Tudgay Museum]].
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Current News'''</font></big>
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'''July 05 2009'''
Anybody who wants some zombie-fighting action can head up to Dowdney Mall, they have an infestation up there.--[[User:Auguste Rodin|<span style="color:black"><font face="arial black"> Auguste Rodin</font face></span>]]<font face="verdana"><sup>'''[[User_talk:Auguste Rodin|<span style="color:DarkOrange">Talk</span>]]'''/'''[[Mad Craskers|<span style="color:DeepPurple">Mad Craskers</span>]]'''/'''[[Heytown|<span style="color:CornflowerBlue">Heytown</span>]]'''</sup></font face> 02:27, 6 July 2009 (BST)

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'''June 27 2009'''
Wow, it's quiet around the Craske Triangle. --[[User:Auguste Rodin|<span style="color:black"><font face="arial black"> Auguste Rodin</font face></span>]]<font face="verdana"><sup>'''[[User_talk:Auguste Rodin|<span style="color:DarkOrange">Talk</span>]]'''/'''[[Mad Craskers|<span style="color:DeepPurple">Mad Craskers</span>]]'''/'''[[Heytown|<span style="color:CornflowerBlue">Heytown</span>]]'''</sup></font face> 19:47, 27 June 2009 (BST)

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'''June 21 2009'''
I go away for a year and nobody updates the status...What gives? --[[User:Auguste Rodin|<span style="color:black"><font face="arial black"> Auguste Rodin</font face></span>]]<font face="verdana"><sup>'''[[User_talk:Auguste Rodin|<span style="color:DarkOrange">Talk</span>]]'''/'''[[Mad Craskers|<span style="color:DeepPurple">Mad Craskers</span>]]'''/'''[[Heytown|<span style="color:CornflowerBlue">Heytown</span>]]'''</sup></font face> 04:39, 22 June 2009 (BST)

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'''Older news may be found in our [[Mad Crasker/ News Archive]]'''
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Radio Free Craske'''</font></big>
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|rowspan=2|[[Image:radiotransmission.gif| News, Commentary, and Light Listening, Crasker-Style]]||style="background:#FFDD99;border:solid 2px #EEAA00; line-height: 16px; text-align: center"|'''Short-wave [[Radio]] Info'''
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|style="font-size: 90%; text-align: left"|This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.
'''Frequency:''' 26.07 MHz<br />
'''Transmitter coordinates:''' anywhere<br />
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The Mad Craskers maintain an evening radio show on [[WRFC_26.07|WRFC 26.07: Radio Free Craske]] and broadcasts helpful survivor information, building statuses, news, commentary, and some "light listening". Please set personal radios and transmitters inside the Craske Triangle to this frequency.  Our DJs keep the spirits high and the records spinning.
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Mester Square'''</font></big>
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The '''Mad Craskers''' maintain '''[[Mester Square]]''' (77, 35) as our primary revive location. Our dedicated team of revive specialists check the square often and will have you back on your feet and breathing in no time.
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*We also support the [[Sacred Ground Policy]], frequently checking the cemetery at 80, 34 in [[Spracklingbank]].
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*We do not advocate random or combat revives. '''Please “scan it before you stick it.”'''  (ed:  I thought it was "You got to lick it, before you stick it,")
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Recruiting'''</font></big>
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[[Image:Craskerposter_V2_flat_resize.jpg‎|left|225px]][[Image:Mad_crasker_recruit_V2_copy.gif|right|240px]]

Are you interested in joining the '''Mad Caskers'''? Good, we’re seeking all like-minded individuals who wish to protect SE [[Heytown]]. Characters of all levels and UD experience are welcome.
By joining the '''Mad Craskers''' you’ll be part of a group which looks out for one another and the support of the entire group. For your part, just list the group in your profile. Then help your fellow survivors and crush the zeds.
You can also sign up on our forums [http://madcraskers.proboards53.com/index.cgi here].

'''Use Of Alts'''
In keeping with the [http://www.urbandead.com/faq.html#mult basic rules] of [http://www.urbandead.com Urbandead], the Mad Craskers will not allow the use of more than one character within it’s group. We ask that if you join our group to keep all other alts at least a full suburb away from Heytown.
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Meet The Mad Craskers'''</font></big>
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Want to meet the Mad, the Cracked and the mostly drunk members of the Mad Craskers? A full list of our membership can be found here. [[Mad_Craskers/Members]]
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Allies Past And Present'''</font></big>
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[[Holy Order of the Pint]]

[[Craske Building International Playboys]]

[[The Dribbling Beavers]]

[[Five Critics]]

[[Headshot Therapists]]

[[Malhalla]]

[[Night Ravers]]

[[Tiny Calves]]

[[Virtua Ultimo Mo Fo's Turbo Allstars Unlimited]]

[[Fortress]]

[[Channel 4 News Team]]
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Polish Your Skills'''</font></big>
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[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/199440 Test your skills.]
Warning; this is highly addicting. Good thing no one pays attention to me at work as I couldn’t pull myself away for the better part of a day. Have fun.        ...P Jack.

[http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/the-last-stand/ The Last Stand.]
This is good, just keep hitting the left mouse button, the zeds come on strong and fast.      ...Auguste Rodin.

[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/199440 Zombie Survival.]
It's almost like the real thing--you simple cannot pump enough shots into these zeds.      ...Auguste Rodin.

[http://www.undeadgames.com/?action=playgame&id=10 Zombie Eric.]
Zombie killing skills in a first-person shooter.      ...Auguste Rodin.

[http://www.armorgames.com/games/theendlesszombierampage_popup.html Endless Zombie Rampage]
Protect your base from a relentless hoard of zombies until daybreak.     ...Tsalagi

[http://www.allgamesallfree.net/index.php?id=play&gid=348 Boxhead:The Room] Shoot through a never ending onslaught of box zombies in 5 different levels with 8 different weapons that upgrade.    ...Tsalagi

[http://www.addictinggames.com/zombiehorde3.html Zombie Horde III] A great zombie survival game with a storyline   ...Tsalagi

[http://www.2flashgames.com/fullscreen.php?id=3507 Autumn War] Command your troops as they battle hordes of zombies ...Tsalagi

[http://www.onemorelevel.com/games.php?game=145 Deanimator] Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft's short stories. Kill zombies before they reach you.    ...Tsalagi

[http://www.addictinggames.com/projectvalidussurvival.html Project Validus]Gain skills and experience as you fight to survive in a city filled to the brim with walking dead.    ...Tsalagi

[http://www.hemmendorff.com/work/zombiegrinder/zombiegrinder.html Zombie Grinder]A fast paced zombie shooter with music to make your ears bleed.     ...Tsalagi

'''Is your home protected?'''

If you do not have this product in your home, get one NOW!

[http://www.loris.net/zombie/index.html Zombie Alert]

[http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/ The complete resource for surviving an encounter with the undead.]


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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Honor The Beer Gods'''</font></big>
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Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not in to incarceration, and deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitters and the lager, forever and ever.

Amen. 
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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Crasker Humor'''</font></big>
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''''Tsalagi's rousing infomercials:''''<br>
"Tired of waking up with half your brain gone? Fed up with those pesky neighbors kids chewing on your leg while you sleep? Relax, we have just the thing for you!!! Introducing Mad Craskers™ brand zed away!!"<br>
"Just pump your official Mad Craskers™ lead projectiles into those pesky zed and they'll be gone in no time!! Order now and we'll throw in Leonor's daily radio broadcast absolutely free!!!"<br>
"*Not responsible for hangovers, ass branding, or any other type of molestation you may experience while using Mad Craskers™ brand products."<br>
"Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery while using under the influence of Mad Craskers. Please act responsibly(not really we won't tell)."

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<big><font color="#BDB76B">'''Policies'''</font></big>
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'''Mad Crasker Flagbox'''
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{{Fine Art of Malton}}
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{{PIF}}
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{{Waronsheep}}
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