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Well armed and constantly vigilant, he is the last of the three main fighters of the old Crossman Defence force.  After growing disgusted at the putrid, backstabbing politics and mindless leadership of the CDF, he led the popular desertion from their ranks.
Now alligient to the LCD, he has moved his troops to Rhodenbank, to help draw PKers and zombies away from his usual home base.  He has ascended to the rank of Second in command of the Liberation of Crossman Department gang, and is the chief field commander of said gang.  He wants only to lead his troops into battle, but can be conservative in his tactics.

As the most experienced member of the LCDs, he has often been seen leading personal charges into fights, though his tactics and rational decisions often draw his allies' ire.

I grow weary of my immortal, all powerful shell, so I have started an alt...http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=349898
Brain Rot is teh gogo.

Info: Sure

Age: 18

Location: NY

Job: Student

Car: Subaru.  Heated seats, AWD, and extended trunk FTW

Idol: Al Reddig

Hero: Whoever discovered Nacho cheese was good with diced red peppers

Favorite musician: Jeremy Soule for everything except percussion, Steve Gadd for that

{{smallbox|#FFCC00|Troll-b-gon.jpg|Troll-B-Gon &copy; |This User uses Troll-B-Gon &copy; to eradicate [[User:Amazing|pests]]!}}


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about MaulMachine!
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<li>The eye of an ostrich is bigger than MaulMachine.</li>
<li>The average human spends about 30 days during their life in MaulMachine.</li>
<li>Fifty-two percent of Americans drink MaulMachine.</li>
<li>Some hotels in Las Vegas have MaulMachine floating in their swimming pools!</li>
<li>The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten MaulMachine.</li>
<li>US gold coins used to say 'In MaulMachine we trust'.</li>
<li>MaulMachine was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.</li>
<li>Some birds use MaulMachine to orientate themselves during migration!</li>
<li>If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and MaulMachine would be as small as a pea!</li>
<li>Over 46,000 pieces of MaulMachine float on every square mile of ocean.</li>
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