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== SERIAL KILLERS, INC. ==

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Ever wonder what Manson would look like if he dressed as the Joker? Ta-Da!
== Our Mission ==
'''We are a dedicated PKer group who unites to wreck havoc on the innocent bystanders of Malton.  Our mission is to liquidate innocent civilians, sabotage barricades, destroy generators and provide intelligence to your enemy.  The corporate culture here at SERIAL KILLERS, INC. is to destroy culture.  To all our newest members - I want to personally welcome you.'''



== Our Charter ==
'''Every serial PKer has a certain code of conduct.  Our SERIAL KILLERS, INC. members are professionals and we too follow our own Code of Conduct.'''

'''Section 1 - Code of Conduct'''

'''I.  Every Member of Serial Killers, Inc. ''shall not'':'''

1.  Use vulgar, sexual, racist, or other patently offensive language under any circumstances;

2.  Defile our victims sexually (i.e. sexting) or in any fashion that brings discredit upon our organization;

3.  Insult our victims using personal attacks.  It's just business, never personal;

4.  Cooperate with the Malton authorities or freelance bounty hunters.

'''II.  Every member of Serial Killes, Inc. ''shall'':'''

1.  Use whatever means possible to liquidate innocent civilians in Malton;

2.  Use whatever means possible to sabotage barricades;

3.  Use whatever means possible to destroy generators;

4.  Use whatever means possible to give information to others to create discord and chaos;

'''III. Serial Killers, Inc. does not condone the following:'''

1.  Zerging - It's unsportsmanlike

2.  Reviving - Save your AP for PKing (unless it's a confirmed member of our organization)



== PK Achievements ==

We're proud of our members and we want to show all of our accomplishments to the world.  Just simply take a quick screenshot of your PKer achievement and link it up on our [[Serial Killers, Inc./PKer Hall of Fame]] page.  The more kills the merrier - good for you! 


== Joining our Organization ==

Joining Serial Killers, Inc. is easy.  Just go to your UD settings and add our group name to your profile.  It's that simple.  We're not interested in setting up some unenforceable recruitment standard.  If you truly enjoy PKing like us, then join us in ridding Malton of all the waste and useless garbage.  Now for a [[Serial Killers, Inc./Message from our President and CEO|Message from our President and CEO]].