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== Group Affiliation Request ==
The Sinclair Corparation Would like to put out a warm welcome to the Channel 4 news team and would like to assist you in anyway possible. We would like to be affiliated with you if possible get back to us A.S.A.P thanks by the way we manage and run channel 9 and channel 11 Sinclair News. [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Sinclair_Hotels]] --[[User:Xela798|Dr. Sinclair]] 18:35, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

=== [[Channel 25 News]] Affiliation Request ===
I, Max Lanter Of [[Channel 25 News]] Would Like To Be Affiliated With Channel 4 News. It Would Be Nice to Share Info And Some Stuff Since My Station Is New.. Hope You Accept.. Contact Me Back At THE [[Channel 25 News]]'s Discussion Page. Thanks --Max Lanter <sup>[[Channel 25 News]] Founder</sup> ||<sup> [[Malton Police Department]] Cadet</sup> 02:34, 9 June 2009 (BST)

== Stay classy, San Diego! ==
I know you're not too template-oriented... but [[good grooming]] is certainly important to the fine faces behind Channel 4.--[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 13:50, 8 August 2008 (BST)

== The Malton Globetrotters ==
[[The Malton Globetrotters]] would like to apologize for falling into the stands and injuring any of your members during our recent games at Ackland Mall.  We enjoy the benefits that come from your reporting our games and have made a sincere and concerted effort to avoid out-of-bounds play.  Please accept our apologies for any extraneous violence and these six (6) complimentary bags of SPICY SWEET CHILI DORITO'S for your trouble. -- {{User:robotsinmyhead/sig}} 

== The New News 9 ==
The group is under the managment of Sinclair Corparation and dose not want to start a fight in fact we would like to make you an ally of Sinclair Corparation and channel 9.--[[User:Xela798|Dr. Sinclair]] 19:41, 13 May 2008 (BST)


== Odin's Beard! ==
Even though I never really interacted with you in Malton, I always enjoyed reading the wiki! We'll all miss you, hope you have fun in the ''real'' world. Stay classy Ron! --[[User:Kouchpotato|Kouchpotato]] <sup>[[User_talk:kouchpotato| T]]</sup> 21:28, 24 April 2008 (BST)

==new 9 ==
ok every i have about 12 reporters in the bottom half of the map by fort creedy they never made it back and i havent heard any radio signals from them there last contact to any of the team was 3 days ago i had a reporter in santlerville and he never made it. were down to 32 reporters if we still have that many alive. me and 3 other reports are stioned in a pd in the mmiddle of dulston. i dont think malton is safe anymore were starting project evac get any 1 alive out of the cities marked red
today we go down the map some ways to fort creedy to find out what happened
where are yall at? --[[User:tomer|tomer]] 08:22, 24 march 2008 news 9
:I've only decoded the last part of this...Damn the poor spelling....And we are somewhere that doesn't concern you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:19, 24 March 2008 (UTC) {{c|white|Just don't go to Yagoton.  Even though I last saw Ron lying outside near Whatmore.}}

ok wheres it at and ill send a reporter to revive him -[[User:tomer|tomer]] 08:22
:I bet you Ron's been revived for a while now...'cause the time I saw him on the floor, it was Friday or Saturday. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:03, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

==Best Group Page Evar==
Seriously. Maybe I should make a template. {{User:Jordan Salafack/sig}} 05:22, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

==One of your members...==
Well I say, I had no clue that one of your members had a fantastic rapping career. I feel the need to buy his CD.
http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=629 {{unsigned|Ashley Valentine}}

==The [[Undeadites]] Object!==
Sorry but we dont like weddings, so we decided to ransack the cathedral. We hope ya'll get it back up by Feb 14<sup>th</sup> so that we can have second helpings of the bra!ncake! [[User:Creeping Crud|Creeping Crud]] <sup>[[Undeadites|<span style="color: Green; background-color:{{{3|transparent}}}">U</span>]]</sup> 19:13, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
:How dare you go against such a beautiful event when there is so little to celebrate in this city? I was going to fight against the Bash in Dulston but instead I will help clear your rotting corpses out of that building. Although your welcome to come to the wedding. I have a few McZed buddies who would love to meet you.--[[User:Rico Montoya|Rico Montoya]] 01:17, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

==Reports on Giddings?==
We've all heard that the C4NT is brawling with the best of them at Giddings right now, but where are the Classy News Reports? What's the Team actually doing? And by great Odin's ghost, where's the scotch!? --[[User:James Ennis|James Ennis]] 23:12, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

:Well, if you're looking for Glorious Battle, come in Giddings! 2 weeks of succesfully holding back the Big Bash, break-ins every night! At this very moment, we have 120 zeds inside! Joy! Ammo pumped into corpses as if there's no tomorrow! (And as this break in is the biggest of all, there may not be any tomorrow...) Come and say hi to my alt, brave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=754106 densetsu special]!!! Free Scotch!!!--[[User:Jean-Yves de Porc|Jean-Yves de Porc]] 09:14, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

== BlackMore ==

Just so you guys know, Blackmore is under siege.... again. At the moment the building has held for about 24 hours but without more reinforcements we probably wont last more than another 24. So this is just a take it or leave it offer to kick some RRF backside.

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===Assault on Fort Perryn and Burgundy's Death===

My name is Stephen Wolfe, former leader of the Special Tactics and Rescue Sqaudron. At approximately 1900 hours last night, the gatehouse at Fort Perryn was overwhelemed by a horde of the walking dead. We were forced to pull back into the armory, but it wasn't long before the dead poured in like a tide. I had the honor or fighting beside Ron Burgundy, and I owe it to him to tell you that he was a hero. He scrambled around the base, trying desperately to gather the survivors into a workable defense. He was brave.

We fought them. You have to believe that. We fought until the end. 

Sometime after noon today, they broke into the armory; and  we couldn't hold them back. There were so many. Burgundy was pulled out of the base. I don't know if he survived, but I don't see how he could have. 

I saw good men die in that fight. My friends.

I'm very strongly barricaded in the storehouse with two other survivors. I'm too exhausted to get out of here. They're gathering outside; I can hear them now. There are, at the time of this writing, 26 survivors in the infirmary. It still has power- but they've broken down the doors, and there are dozens of animate corpses in there as well. Most of the base is a ruin, the infirmary might be the only place left intact. If it is, it won't be for long. There are well over 100 corpses within the walls. 

If there's anyone out there- anyone- stay away from the base. It's too late for me. For all of us.

Fort Perryn is lost. There's nothing left to fight for. 

Ron Burgundy, I hope the beer in Valhalla is good. We might be joining you soon.

--[[User:Stephen Wolfe|Stephen Wolfe]]


--[[User:Jonathon Quimby|Jonathon Quimby]] 07:07, 22 April 2007 (BST){{StIsidore}}
Wouldn't want to anger him, would you?  I hear he's in good with Odin.

All the stuff that predates the 6th of November, 2006, is now in the archive! [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Channel_4_News_Team/Archive]  Feel free to post whatever you like below, but if you want to be sure Ron Burgundy sees it and responds quickly, post it on [[User_talk:Ron_Burgundy|his talk page]].

I saw Ron Burgundy get pulled outside by a zombie. Horrors!

===Re: Caiger Mall===

Zombies have started breaking into Caiger Mall, and it's generally assumed that LUE will be arriving soon. There are a lot of survivors in the area, but a dearth of class could be our downfall. There's more than enough Desire to go around out here, should the News Team decide that they want a piece of our righteous combat pie. --[[User:MaynardLebowski|MaynardLebowski]] 23:26, 8 August 2007 (BST)

===Of LUE, zambah spies, etc. etc. so forth and so on===

Would just like to get something clear:  The vast majority of radio chatter about LUE, is not being produced by LUEsers.  It's virtually all non-LUEsers filling the airwaves with theories.  We do not care for radio obfuscation and do not wish to make it a standard operating procedure.  But there are spies, and if they insist on attempting to spoil peoples' fun, we will take steps to render their non-classiness irrelevant.  Flooding the airwaves with verbal countermeasures is one step we will take if necessary (and some of the chatter today has been precisely that).  LUE will also take a few steps to minimize such spies' ability to forewarn, and any and all classy player groups should boycott these spies when they are found out.  If such spies are squelched, LUE will be able to, and happily will, refrain from using the radio as a weapon, aside from Barhah Betty.

As a side note, Barhah Betty may propagandize.  She may tease, she may even taunt.  Primarily she seeks to add a bit of drama and amusement, and intends no offense to anyone.  '''Betty never, ever, ever lies.'''  You will note that she never said that Hildebrand Mall would be attacked tonight - of course, she didn't ''not'' say it, either.
--[[User: Vito Mortis|Vito Mortis]]<br>

::''(Reproduced from Vito's Talk page)'' My announcement was based more on my own paranoia rather than espionage, but thanks for the fair warning. I'll try to keep any attempts at intergroup espionage stifled, at least within the ranks of the C4NT. I know how you feel about it, and metagame spying on another group is definitely ''not'' Classy. --[[User:Specialist290|'''Specialist290''']] [[User talk:Specialist290|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Ghetto Cow|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♣}}]][[The Malton Mirror|{{c|red|♦}}]] 02:29, 2 July 2007 (BST)

===A Request===

I would wish for you guys to inform your member, [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=462014 Irinth], that he IS in the RG. He has only a bounty of one, and I figured that because he was in such a well respected group, that I would just get the bounty over with.

I wish no hard feelings with any member of C4NT.

Thank you.

Oh, almost forgot: [http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/462014 Rogues Gallery Profile].

:Unfortunately, since we tend to be a fairly open-ended group, we don't actually have contact w/ all of our members (unless they decide to keep in touch w/ us via the forum), so there isn't much we can do to help in a situation like this. Still, we appreciate the notification. Thanks. --[[User:Specialist290|'''Specialist290''']] [[User talk:Specialist290|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Ghetto Cow|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♣}}]][[The Malton Mirror|{{c|red|♦}}]] 17:57, 12 June 2007 (BST)

===UD Project===
Hey, being one of the longer active groups in Malton, the UD Project would like your help in compiling a general history of Urban Dead. If you could help us out, either contact [[user:HereticSoul|HereticSoul]] or post on the [[UD Project]] talk page. Thanks! --[[User:HereticSoul|HereticSoul]] 17:32, 12 April 2007 (BST)

===Caiger Mall===
Hey there Ron & Co, this is your classy friends at the [[Upper Left Corner]]. Currently we have grabbed a few loose drunks and are trying to reclaim the Latrobe Building and hopefully Caiger. You are invited to join us for a glass of scotch or let anyone know on your travels that Latrobe is now party central...{{User:Pillsy/Sig}} 23:47, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

===[[Malton Murder Awards]] Nominees===
{{Malton Murder Award}}
Best Target (group): Channel Four News Team

Best Target (Individual): Ron Burgundy

Best Target (Individual): Jon Pyre

Good Luck! --[[User:Karloth vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[RR]]</sup> 23:46, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

===Spreading Class Everywhere we go===

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Malton_Good_Beer_Guide

Scroll down to Hardinge Arms - [[User:Zizanie13|Zizanie13]] 03:40, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

=== Broken Link ===
The link to the full BullGod interview is broken.
:It seems Ron got to it before I did, but its fixed.  Thanks for the heads up, have a cookie! [[User:Tovarisch Khrushchev|Tovarisch Khrushchev]] 23:00, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

=== Bale Mall===
It going quiter at bale mall but we still have ocassional breakins. Anyone near yagotown please help if possible.

Ron: I don't know what you saw, but you should know this: This whole thing was initiated and organized by Red Rum.  Happy Valentine's Day! --{{User:Mia Kristos/sig}} 01:18, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

:Just to get your information correct, the details of participating groups can be found at [[St. Valentine's Cherubs]], and we truly cleared the Mall. A dark day for Malton indeed! --[[User:Karloth vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[RR]]</sup> 21:20, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

=== vito's squad===
as you very well know, im down at the south eastern teir trying to retake fort Perryn  pleeze send at least 3 troops to aid us in combat, i leave it up to you o classy one

===Relatively random question...===

Oh, purveyors of Glorious Battle, where art thou?

On a more serious note, I was wondering; where exactly are C4NT operating right now? Still in Ridleybank? I was thinking of moseying on down to wherever you lot are for a glass of scotch and some bear-slaying, after I've dealt with what I'm into at the moment... --[[User:Flatliner|Flatliner]] 13:03, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

: We have been blessed to see some of the C4NT over here in Shearbank.   Which is good.   Cause we bloody well need all the help we can get!  --[[User:Aaron_Gosling|Pvt. Aaron Gosling]]<sup>[[Freerunners|FREE]]</sup> 14:07, 27 Nov 06 (GMT)


===Caiger Mall===

Heard your speech on taking back Caiger, check out our forum, PM me on there for access to secure planning section (Same name) --[[User:Agent White|Agent White]]<sup> [[User:Undeadinator/WTFCENTAURS|WTF]]•[[Project Welcome|W!]]•[[Sacred Ground Policy|SGP]]•[[CMS-Meta]]•[[CMS]]</sup> 23:51, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

===Yagoton: Outbreak===

Akin to parasitic infection aggrivating a dire but treated wound, Northern [[Yagoton]] is reaching potential high-level outbreaks. We've had mass movements virtually overnight to attack the weakened [[Bale Mall]]. The sad truth is, the [[YRC]] has more on its hands than it can handle...and that hurts those groups which depend on us as a centralized revive point in [[Malton]]. Any assistance in clearing the area would be greatly appreciated, as the dead already total well bove the 100+ mark. --[[User:MorthBabid|MorthBabid]] 21:00, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

==Wykewood- An interesting side trip, maybe==

Hi.  I'm with [[Josephine's Generals]].  If any of you guys don't want to chase the skirt of Caiger and are looking for a fun little diversion may I recommend the hospitals of [[Wykewood]]?  We have been besieged for about 3 or 4 months.  Lately it is less than 30 survivors against 90+ zeds. Honestly, we could use the help.   Wykewood is a great neighborhood, a mall is just 9AP away w/ Free Running and the zeds are plentiful.  [[DvEM]] has passed through, as has[[ Dead on Arrival]].   [[The Church of the Resurrection]] are currently there spamming up the place with hordes and hordes of ferals.  C'mon.. 90+ bad guys on about 30 good guys ...now doesn't that sound like fun?? [[User:Rolo Tomasi|Rolo Tomasi]] 18:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)


Both of the hospitals in Wykewood are currently ransacked, but check back in about a week.  If anyone is still game I'm SURE a counterstrike is in the works. [[User:Rolo Tomasi|Rolo Tomasi]] 17:14, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

== Sexualharrison ==

RON COME BACK!--[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]]<sub>[[Malton Rangers]]</sub> 14:16, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
:Based on Scedules I would say he'll be back in a more regular fashion on or near the 15th...[[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[DHPD]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 14:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)


== Too much emphasis on Latrobe? ==

I've recieved some disturbing reports from [[Caiger Mall]]. While Latrobe NT is heartily defended, apparently the Sweeny NT building just a single block South of the Mall is frequently abandoned. While I can understand the resistance against having split defenses, I believe it would be wiser still to try and keep BOTH NT buildings functioning rather than 'putting our eggs in one basket'. Comments? --[[User:MorthBabid|MorthBabid]] 19:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
:You're quite right indeed!  The zombies were focussing on the Latrobe, and so we followed suit. I'll see if I can't rally some forces to Sweeny and try to get a revive line started up there.  Thanks for the tip! [[User:Tovarisch Khrushchev|Tovarisch Khrushchev]] 07:08, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

== C4NT in Pitneybank, With FU? ==

I was hoping someone on this end could tell me what's going on with Pitneybank. I lead a merry band of four, who have been fighting the war for Pitneybank since the Mall went under. But I've been seeing posts on the wiki and broadcasts stating that a member of Feral Undead and a member of the Channel Four News Team are organising a push into the area. Frankly I'm confused. I thought C4NT was too busy with Cagier at the moment, and FU is a Zombie group. So could someone confirm or deny these rumors? We don't want false hope out here in the red zone. Thanks. [[User:Redwave|Redwave]] 00:47, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
:The C4NT has no affiliation with the FU, aside from any past glorious battles we may or may not have had with them, and I certainly haven't heard any word of C4NT forces pushing into Pitneybank.  Currently all our forces should be focussing in the Caiger area, but there are always those few stragglers who cannot resist the call of other battles. I do not personally know of any C4NTer in Pitneybank, but if you see one, send them towards the Caiger area, thats where they should be fighting! [[User:Tovarisch Khrushchev|Tovarisch Khrushchev]] 07:11, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

== CERN ==
I know everyone's probably tired of hearing about Caiger Mall, but I'd like to get some publicity for [[Caiger Emergency Revivification Network|this]]. It's a fairly well thought-out plan (IMHO), and if it works I'm hoping to use its principles as a model for the other Malls as well. Stay Classy! :D --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]]<sup>[[User talk:Specialist290|♠]]</sup> 03:55, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

== Apex ==

Ha Ha, you funny, I like you, leave a template I will.

{{Apexwashere}}

{{User:Apex/sig}}8:33 P.M., 27 February 2007

== [[The James Earl Jones Awards]] ==

{{JEJ Nomination|User= The C4NT |Award= Best Survivor Group}} {{User:Apex/sig}}7:00 A.M., 28 February 2007

== Sightings ==

I saw Scinifax or whoever he is outside St. Isidore's today as a dead body! Not sure how this is important consitering that Ciager Mall is full of zombies, bears, and the literature of Wes Mantooth. Yes, its being read to the masses as we speak! Wes! Manthooth! - [[User:343|Terra]] 20:33, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

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[[HS]] invites you to show off your score on your main page so other can see how you have done. It is a measurement of your ability to deal with zombies and will be useful to those looking for a group. the ranking is based on the idea that AP is the measure of all things and effective strategy uses as few human AP to achieve a goal which takes many zombie AP to undo. Also you are invited to send a diplomat to our [http://z6.invisionfree.com/PK_Humanitys_Savior/index.php? forum].   [[User:Noc|Noc]] 00:58, 8 March 2007 (UTC)


==A Letter From an Old Friend==
My Fellow DHPDers, Allies and Friends

It was bad enough that Survivors were Nerf-ed by the Majority of the updates over the last year...

It's Bad enough that Zeds have been immune to most of Kevan's anti-zerging measures while legitimate players operating out of universities have been pwned...

It's Bad enough that cheaters like Max can get away with Zerging their asses off while people like Me, DHG, Ron Burgundy and any other survivor leader that puts together good ops gets tagged as a Zerg...

Now, Extinction is using automated techniques and tactics to maintain control of NTs and other resource buildings...

I have purposefully been silent for a while because I just haven't had the heart to deal with this BULLSHIT with all the personal crap that has gone on in my life over the last 6 mos, but I have been playing... And I even orchestrated a number of people who had given up the game to come back to play for a bit to see if a difference could be made...

It is obvious the game has been broken by a number of enterprising individuals, and unless serious changes are made to the current Status quo, things are not going to get any better....

Therefore....

I, and anyone I can convince should cease and desist all activities ASAP.

I don't have any problem getting beat in a game fairly but there seems to be serious activities that have taken survivors off the same scale as Zombies some time ago... I f Kevan wants to save this game he's going to have to do some serious rework of the mechanics and stiffen the anti-zerg measures to stop manipulators like Max and his ilk from exploiting the system...

I remain in Service
Commissioner Emeritus of the DHPD
[[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[DHPD]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 04:28, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

== yagoton situation ==

how exactly is yagoton because trusting the news there isn't that good, very little truely says what is looks like and i'm a few suburbs away waiting for it to be safe enough to live atleast the night. how is yagoton?--[[User:Darkmagic|Darkmagic]] 20:12, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

= [http://www.ifilm.com/video/2844455/channel/viralvideo Malton's Greatest Warriors] =

== C4NT Poser PKer! == 

This guy: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=642461| Suburban Ed] is going around PKing in your classy name.  He's currently in Buttonville.--[[User:Jonathon Quimby|Jonathon Quimby]] 17:59, 18 April 2007 (BST)
::...and he has struck again. He just murdered one of my mates today. This happened at Club Veysey in Kinch Heights. --[[User:Kenny Matthews|Kenny Matthews]] <sup>[[Project Welcome|W!]]</sup> 00:36, 21 April 2007 (BST)
::...for those who demand [[Media:C4NT.JPG|evidence]]. --[[User:Kenny Matthews|Kenny Matthews]] <sup>[[Project Welcome|W!]]</sup> 06:19, 23 April 2007 (BST)
:::Well, I can't speak on behalf of the entire group (since I'm technically only a secondary member; my primary membership is w/ another group), but the Channel 4 News Team forms as something of a very loose group--not all "members" are actually ''members,'' per se. Many PKers like to take advantage of the group's loose structure to use the tag as their group tag. Rest assured, however, that the News Team itself does not condone PKing in any fashion; it's just un-Classy. --[[User:Specialist290|'''Specialist290''']] [[User talk:Specialist290|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Ghetto Cow|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♣}}]][[Mayor of Malton|{{c|red|♦}}]] 18:12, 21 April 2007 (BST)
::::Oh, I don't believe he's associated with C4NT.  I just wanted you all to know he's out there making you look bad.  He even announces to the crowd he's doing the Channel's business.  Lately, he's been encouraging people to join Red Rum.  He seems to be back in Buttonville as of today, targetting Randoms, who are extremely unhappy with him.  But no, nobody blames the classiest group in the city.--[[User:Jonathon Quimby|Jonathon Quimby]] 07:07, 22 April 2007 (BST)
:::::Nice to know. Well, thanks for giving us a heads-up; I'm sure that if anyone else in the News Team pays attention to the Wiki and happens to be in the area, he'll give Suburban Ed a nice "talking-to" ;) --[[User:Specialist290|'''Specialist290''']] [[User talk:Specialist290|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Ghetto Cow|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♣}}]][[Mayor of Malton|{{c|red|♦}}]] 08:03, 22 April 2007 (BST)

== Another C4NT Poser PKer? ==

I should hope this guy: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=807759|Brick Tamlin] is posing as a member of your group, else I'd like to know why he
[http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t17/MrGomez187/Mallattack.jpg|"attacked"] me.<br>--[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=801101|"Mr. Gomez"]19:20, 11 June 2007 (BST)

Here's another poser! - http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=604809 This SOB PK'd me and three others while I was away for the weekend in South Blythville looking for hats... --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 18:28, 8 July 2007 (BST)

:Thanks for the heads-up. Perhaps I should start maintaining some sort of list for C4NT posers... --[[User:Specialist290|'''Specialist290''']] [[User talk:Specialist290|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Ghetto Cow|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♣}}]][[The Malton Mirror|{{c|red|♦}}]] 22:08, 8 July 2007 (BST)

== Heed the Call! ==

Brothers of Humanity! The glorious [[RAF]] is trying to hold [[The Blackmore Building]], which would hopefully distract the vile hordes at [[Nichols Mall]] and possibly spread their numbers thin! Well, are you with the RAF?--[[User:Canuhearmenow|Canuhearmenow]] <sup>[[Witch_Burners|Hunt!]]</sup> 01:49, 20 April 2007 (BST)

=Necrotech and [[Zombies Unlimited]] Press Release=
''As of April 1, 2007, Necrotech has initiated testing of a new "zombie socialization promoting pheromone".  This scent attractant is particularly effective against the "young" zombies who have only been dead a short while. The pheromone causes those susceptible to gather in large, docile groups, where they are no danger to nearby survivors.  The pheromone has a limited range (about as far as a zombie can travel in a day) and Necrotech has limited supplies and production capacity, though we are looking for ways to produce more.''
  
''As of May 1, 2007, Necrotech is proud to announce it's new partnership with Zombies Unlimited, initiated in an attempt to improve conditions for the survivors of the zombie outbreak in Malton.  We will be providing this new technology free of charge to Zombies Unlimited, paying all production expenses out of our own pocket and forgoing any licensing   fees.  In exchange, Zombies Unlimited will (among other tasks) fly, land, and maintain drones planes, using them to emplace and maintain pheromone dispensers at certain key points in the city, in an effort to draw otherwise potentially dangerous predators to those areas and pacify them.  The fact that this activity allows our employees (and hence the company and its properties) to benefit by studying a fairly "tame" mass of zombies is, of course, no sway on Necrotech's altruism.  Designated target points for this effort are:''
*''[[Train Boulevard]] [76,74]''
*''[[Novell Walk]] [76,25]''
*''[[Doswell Lane (South Blythville)|Doswell Lane]] [24,76]''
*''[[Silley Park]] [24,25]''

== hey! ==

hey fuckheads get back in the game!--[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]] <sup> [[Malton Rangers|MR]]&bull; [[Mossad| ה ]]&bull;[[User_talk:Sexualharrison|T]]</sup>[[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 01:29, 12 May 2007 (BST)

this is a really good request. I miss teh good old days of sieges against ron and the c4nt crew. Is the C4NT over ? Can we vote them for historical ? It will be a sad day, but a day worth to remind the entire malton that once there was a great group trying to make mankind survive the zmobie apocalypse. BARHAH! --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 18:09, 12 June 2007 (BST)

:Nah, don't vote "historical" just yet... I'm still Acting Intern by Ron's and Tovarisch's request (I think) and I've been posting updates, so I think we're still around. Still, I do miss the days when Ron was active... --[[User:Specialist290|'''Specialist290''']] [[User talk:Specialist290|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Ghetto Cow|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♣}}]][[The Malton Mirror|{{c|red|♦}}]] 18:19, 12 June 2007 (BST)

::Hey!!! LUE (aka Shacknews Mk.2) are going to attack Downdey if you guys fancy some action instead of drowning your sorrows in scotch and trading off past glories! Get back in the game and show Odin some love! Santlerville NEEDS you! One last hurrah before you enter one of Ron's many leather bound history books forever?--[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 05:25, 13 July 2007 (BST)

== Forum? ==

Something's gone seriously wrong down at the forum- it gives me a "skin error" whenever I try to access the page. --[[User:Boris|Boris]] 02:39, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

== New Operation ==

Since I was having problems getting into your forum, the survivors of Santlerville are fighting tooth and nail against the hordes of Big Bash 2, knowing your glorious history would you seek to head in our direction to assist?

== I was here. ==

When the mighty ron fell from grace. Farewell to you glorious man of news, and remember milk on a hot day is a bad choice. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:55, 24 April 2008 (BST)

= Quotes =
I just needed to save this one, it was awesome.
:Information Minister broadcast "69 Survivors in with Ron in the SW" from here, on 27.50 MHz. (19 minutes ago)
:Information Minister broadcast "Only Burgundy could pull a number like that" from here, on 27.50 MHz. (19 minutes ago)

== [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre]] ==

{{Template:Group Active!}}

Currently the suburb in question is [[South Blythville]] but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thanks.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:22, 24 July 2008 (BST)
:We're active, don't worry about that, Ross. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:08, 25 July 2008 (BST)
::phew! --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:33, 29 July 2008 (BST)
:::man i remember when we had a group link on every suburb. ahh the good old days.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 17:37, 30 July 2008 (BST)

== [[butthole surfers|The Butthole Surfers]] request an interview ==

Please send a reporter around to our hideout in [[The_Buttle_Building_(Osmondville)|The Buttle Building]] or [[Club_Fortescue|Club Fortescue]] to interview us and give us a little more image.  Also, please check out our wiki.  And smoke and drop.  That's all we ask.  As well as that you give in to your every hedonistic desire.  Please.  --[[User:Tex tripppen|Tex tripppen]] 12:46, 31 August 2008 (BST)

== Love C4NT ==
I love you guys. Last year in Scarletwood, I met Ron Burgundy. My life changed forever. I hope he returns. Godspeed C4NT, godspeed! --[[User:ScouterTX|ScouterTX]] 22:38, 15 October 2008 (BST)

== The Great Radio Group Massacre ==

{{Radio Active?}}

I know this is a random request, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Thanks! {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 01:21, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

{{Radio Inactive?}} {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 03:02, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

== The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009 ==

{{Group Active?}}

Occasionally, checks are done of group activity, to keep the suburb listings accurate. Sorry if this seems like a stupid question. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 11:29, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

{{Group Inactive?}}

--{{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 12:33, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Orphan.[[Channel 4 News Team/Archive|Please]] feed.--{{User:Nubis/sig}} 14:25, 20 July 2009 (BST)

== Glorious Battle Awaits! ==

Kind of late notice, but you are invited to a glorious battle between local members of the Rose District (led by the [[Order of the Black Rose]]) and the large zombie horde known as the [[Militant Order of Barhah]]! Or if you would just like to send a reporter down to check out the action, that would be welcome as well. We look forward to seeing you! --{{User:Maverick Farrant/sig}} 07:22, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== Is your Radio frequency still in use? ==

{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sandpit/9/radioactive}}

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 12:44, 25 August 2010 (BST)
yeahboi!----[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">sexualharrison</span>]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] ¯\([[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]])/¯ 12:51, 25 August 2010 (BST)