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group_name=College of Suplex|
group_image=|
group_abbrev=CoS|
group_themesong= [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph8kGPXOoUw]|
group_membership= [[TZH]], [[The Church Of The Beyonder]], Super-Man, Dave Mustaine , Robert Neville, Team America, Mr T, COG's Gears and Dr.House|
group_leaders= [[User:Alexander Karelin|Alexander Karelin]]|
group_goals= Bring Glory and Beat Assery to Malton, and to give Praise to "The Awesome"|
group_recruit= you MUST SUPLEX PEOPLE!|
group_contact=[[User:ObiFireFighter|Obi]]|
}}
=Tha College=

[[Image:TZHStateBuilding.gif]]<br>
Here you can see the college's facilities. Also: [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:HippoRoster.jpg HornyHornyHippo] chasing a [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1358200 cunt].

==College Staff==

'''Dean of Suplex''' - [[User:Alexander Karelin|Alexander Karelin]]<br>
'''AK's Assistant''' - [[User:ObiFireFighter|Obi]]<br>
'''Suplex Staff'''-<br>
'''Security''' - [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:HippoRoster.jpg HornyHornyHippo]<br>
'''Janitor/Crack Whore''' - Officer Sam Jackson<br>

== Mission Statement ==

Here at the TZH College of Suplex, we strive to make you a better, more awesome, and more suplex version of yourself.  Our world class faculty, and utter devotion to ass kickery have kept the TZH College of Suplex at the top of the ranks in academic quality in Malton.  Certainly on top of the College of Medicine.  Unlike other institutes for higher learning which focus on the "why", we feel that the "how" of something is just important.  Sure, at the [[MCM]] you might learn the anatomy of the human or zombie throat, and the structure of the human and zombie anus... but we feel that this doesn't go far enough.  At the TZH College of Suplex, our students learn the practical skills too, such as overcoming the seemingly physical impossibility of giving a douche bag a boot enema.  As well, our intense physical training, or "brutality" as our freshmen refer to it, prepares our graduates for real world Suplexing, and killing of fuck-tards.  In addition, we would like to state that the MCM can suck it, and tell it to our nuts.

==Notable Landmarks==