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[mailto:agenericsoundingname@yahoo.com agenericsoundingname@yahoo.com]

''NOTE: The Bending Unit 22 in my Ev933n userpic is FLEXO, not Bender!''

PS: I have made 1046 posts as of 19:26, 11 March 2007 (UTC).

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==Introduction==

I have been obsessed with Zombies for a very long time. I have been playing this game since Aug 2005, and I have been through a few characters, some of which I have played as immersive as possible, some not so much.


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==Characters==

===Ev933n===

{{character|
char_name=ev933n|
char_image=[[Image:Ev933n.jpg|225px|Elite zed-killing robot.]]|
char_joindate=2005-08-02|
char_class=Civilian Drunkard Holy Man / Robot| 
char_equip=Trusty Axe, Wine, Crucifix|
char_profileID=39919|
char_status=OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!1!!|
char_group=EX [[Ghetto Cow]]|
char_stats=113 deaths, lots of revives, Level 41 Priest|
char_journal=No journal|
}}

[http://www.urbandead.com/contacts.cgi?add=39919 in-game profile] Add me, if you like!

     '''I play the Naked Zombie.'''    

That was my only profile for Ev933n for quite a while.

Ev933n doesn't take anything too seriously. He is really very lazy when off-duty. It is why he remained a naked, suicidal zed for so long. Being a zombie is just easier. Death is only what happens when you sleep as a zombie. Humans have to bother with all of that waking up...

One day, he got revived in [[Miltown]]. He helped keep the hospitals there afloat for months. Barricading and healing everyone! Eventually, [[The_Coalition]] pissed him off so much that he just moved on to greener pastures... those being near [[Whittenside]]. Every time that a nut in the Coalition killed him, he would head over to [[Woolley Grove]] where someone would revive him.

Since he got revived one day, and realize that a human put a lot of effort in, he has been attempting to help with the clearing out of [[Fort Perryn]].

He then left Perryn to aid in the on-going WAR at [[Caiger Mall]]. 

He has not so firm stances on: Anti-[[Headshot]] (this used to read differently, in the day when head-shots cost XP.) And, strangely... the one thing he agreed with the Coalition on, they seemed to take issue with him on a false premise... that being the [[Dual_Nature_Policy]]

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|style="background-color: #FCC; text-align: center; font-size:90%; -moz-border-radius:6px" |My current home...
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I don't have a home...
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[[Image:Ev933n-Beer.png]]

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===brainrotter123===

THIS CHARACTER IS FREQUENTLY BILLED SIMPLY AS "THE REDHEAD"

{{character|
char_name=brainrotter123|
char_image=[[Image:Brainrotter123.jpg|225px|probably gnawing idly at your ankle...]]|
char_joindate=2006-10-26|
char_class=[[Zombie]]| 
char_equip=none|
char_status=[[Brain Rot|Always Dead]]|
char_group=[[0:00]]|
char_stats=Level: Maxed Out Zombie, Died: 35 times, First died: during the early outbreaks|
char_journal=No journal|
}}



{|style="background:black;float:right" border="1px" cellpadding="5"
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| align="center" bgcolor="black" colspan="6" |[[Image:Xoclock.jpg|95px]] <br>'''{{c|red|[[0:00]] Shift}}''' <br>'''{{c|red|Punch In,<br>It's Time to Kill}}'''
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| align="center" bgcolor="black" |<font color=red>'''19:00 Local'''</font>
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| align="center" bgcolor="red" |'''New York'''
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She is exactly like she sounds. She in life was not much cooler. Pale, goth chick who was miserable and really only wanted out. She eventually tried to kill herself during the early outbreaks. She failed and went to visit her recently deceased boyfriend who wanted to show her a good time. She arrived, and his room was filled with smoke, with the lights turned off. This was nothing new for her. She just meandered in and decided to attempt to find him. She was met with her current situation. Her current goals are to join the [[RRF]] and to start a splinter of the [[RRF]].

Since listing her info page would give enemies an unfair advantage, here is her description circa January 2007...
''A girl in a trench coat is gnawing idly at your ankle. She has half of a face and a large hunk taken out of her neck. She is missing her right hand.''

She has firm stances on: Pro-[[Brain Rot]]. Pro-[[ZKer]]. Anti-[[GKer]]. Anti-[[Revivification]]. Anti-[[Barricades]]. Anti-[[Dual_Nature_Policy]].

===Ash===

{{character|
char_name=Ashihei Gushiken|
char_image=[[Image:Ash-sm.png|250px|Bring it Zach!]]|
char_joindate=2007-02-09 04:01:28|
char_class=Military| 
char_equip=Axe, Flare Gun, Wirecutters, FAK, Pistol|
char_profileID=777967|
char_status=Alive|
char_group=none|
char_stats=3 deaths, 2 revives, Level 1 Scout|
char_journal=[[User:Ev933n/Ash|Journal]]|
}}

[[Roftwood#Suburb Map|A Napkin Map of Roftwood]]

[http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/map.php?suburb=57&showfreerun=on Scout's Map of Roftwood]

===NvN===

{{character|
char_name=Niven Graves|
char_image=[[Image:Mpd.png|150px|To Protect and Serve]]|
char_joindate=2005-08-02|
char_class=Police| 
char_equip=Twin [[wikipedia:Desert_Eagle#Mark_I_and_VII|Mark VII Action Express .50 Desert Eagles]]|
char_profileID=39825|
char_status=[[Dual Nature Policy|Dual Natured]]|
char_group=none|
char_stats=7 deaths, Level 2 Police Officer, First died: unknown|
char_journal=|
}}

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Staunch Defender of [[Crooketon]]

====Philosophy====

[http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=13361287 human == zombie == corpse]

==Real Life==

===Faith===

Swing on the spiral.

*everything happens for a reason that we may never know
*the perfect way to be human is to simply be human

*faith is the only important thing as far as faith is concerned
*whatever one has faith in is good enough

Rules:
# Be Happy.
# If not happy, find ways to become happy.
# Don't cause anyone else to be unhappy.

''(These are in the order of their importance.)''

===Random Stuff===

[[Image:SuperKing.png|right|thumb|170px|SuperKing is pleased!]]

I am [[wikipedia:Polyamory|polyamorous]] and [[wikipedia:Pansexuality|pansexual]]. Always remember [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet rule #34]. 

I have a friend named Isis. She is a rat. Her favourite food is yogurt covered raisins.

{{Libertarian}}

{{New_York|City=Rochester}}

{{Linux|User=[[User:Ev933n|Ev933n]]}}

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==Important for every serious zed player to pick up==

===UDTranslate===

'''DOES NOT APPEAR TO WORK WITH FIREFOX 2'''

[http://monsterthreat.somethingnice.net/udtranslate/ UDTranslate: Zombish/Zombese translator extension for Firefox]
* ''automatic, Zombie-to-English, translation of Zombish (first code) and Zombese (second code) for other user's speech and graffiti''
* ''English-to-Zombish (first code) or Zombish-to-English (as appropriate) context-menu translation of text-edit fields (but does not support the second code for English-to-Zombese translation)''
* ''to speak, type the text you want to say, right-click and Translate to Zombish, then hit Speak''
* ''now handles numbers and limited punctuation (dash, comma, period, exclamation mark and question mark)''
* ''correctly handles lower-case 'r's at the ends of words and 'A's or 'a's by themselves.
* ''uses first code with additions- see page for details''

=== First Code ("Zombish") ===
{| border="1"
!English!!Zombish!!English!!Zombish
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| a || A  || n || N
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| b || B  || o || HR
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| c || ZZ || p || BZ
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| d || GB || q || GHG
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| e || HA || r || R
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| f || MB || s || RZ
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| g || G  || t || BG
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| h || H  || u || NM
|-
| i || AR || v || BB
|-
| j || GA || w || MNM
|-
| k || BM || x || M
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| l || MN || y || RA
|-
| m || M  || z || Z  
|}

== PPGC ==

PPGC or Project: Pimp Ghetto Cow aims to do just that. Using absurd amounts of graffiti and assisting newbs until we rule the world! Or, at least our corner/section of it. The members of Ghetto Cow simply understand the vast superiority of our group. Hence, this project.





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