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stop impersonating dhpd officer 666 you MONSTER [[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎]] 00:19, 16 April 2011 (BST)

== Signature ==

On this wiki, blinking text and images are banned from signatures: [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Blinking_Text_Is_Annoying#What_wouldn.27t_be_allowed|What wouldn't be allowed: Signatures which contain blinking text or images that mimic blinking text.]] Please change it accordingly. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 14:26, 17 April 2011 (BST)
:{{Blink|Except it's not an image that mimics or contains blinking text, you rules-lawyering little faggot. It's an animated gif, which is permitted.}}--{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 14:33, 17 April 2011 (BST)
::Should still link to his user or talk page mind you. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 14:36, 17 April 2011 (BST)
:::Is that part of the rules? Show me the place where this rule is written down. {{Blink|p.s. Blink tags own.}} --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 14:42, 17 April 2011 (BST)
::::[[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Signature Policy|Such ridiculous effort]], the ''required link sectio''n. Ive turned the image into a redirect for Sykic. {{Blink|Helpful!}} --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 14:52, 17 April 2011 (BST)
:::::Oxford dictionary: blink, Pronunciation: /blɪŋk/, verb [...] 2.) (of a light) flash on and off in a regular or intermittent way: ''the car's right-hand indicator was blinking''. Given that it is an animated gif that rapidly changes colour and has white (the default background color) among them, I'd claim that it is a blinking image. Conclusive interpretation of that policy could only be had on [[A/VB]], but I'd rather settle that informally than to go all official, especially with a newb. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 15:03, 17 April 2011 (BST)
::::::Man, first you try and use some kind of magic bullshit math to tell me that Bellow ain't a worthless XP-sink, and now you're trying to define words to me? To ''me?'' You uppity little puddle of frat boy puke, my vocabulary is weapons-grade. So sit back in your chair, pull the chewing gum out of your mouth, and take in Ms. Katthew's all-important English lesson. Here's the key point you've missed, you Brobdingnagian anal cavity:





<center><span style="font-size:1000%">'''''TEXT'''''</span></center>





::::::Unless you are some kind of fucking backwater inbred redneck with a gene pool that resembles a wading pool full of the mucus you dredge out from between your mother's corpulent rolls of flab, text is that amazing stuff us literate motherfuckers also refer to as "the written word". Are you insinuating that a heavily cropped animated gif of George Formby is a word? Is it a sentence? Perhaps it's a whole fucking glorious book, a holy tome from which we can glean amazing wisdom! God fucking damn, you brainless turd. What fucking language, in what fucking universe, communicates ''any'' idea via the medium of a fucking animated gif of an old music hall artist? You are so fucking dense that the only reason you can fart out your wretched thoughts into my face like a gassy terrier is because they have no fucking substance whatsoever. You are a mentally-deficient black hole of malformed intellect that proves the existence of God, because without a divine being keeping your sorry fucking ass alive from second to second, you would have choked on your own tongue a long time ago and put all of us out of your misery. --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 15:21, 17 April 2011 (BST)
{{Blink|Spiderzed and Rosslessness gettin' mad at a 52x13 image up in here. Please show us on the doll where I touched you.}} --{{User:Sykic/Sig}} 16:14, 17 April 2011 (BST)
:That was all I asked for. I have no objections with your new sig image. Have a nice day, sir, and happy editing and all of that. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 16:16, 17 April 2011 (BST)
::Im pretty sure I defended you, and turned the image into a talk page redirect, but fair enough. Say, that's quite a sexy doll you have there. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 16:19, 17 April 2011 (BST)

I'd like to note that Katthew's sig breaks the "14px image max" rule. Do with this information what you want. That is all. --[[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 15:37, 17 April 2011 (BST)
:I'd like to note that you are a giant fucking aspie douche.  Do with this information what you want.  Also, fuck off. --Laughing Man 15:55, 17 April 2011 (BST)
:Wow, could you possibly get any more creepily servile? Failing that, you could try licking my boots for a while instead. I've got this stain on the right heel that could do with a bit of tender loving tongue, if you know what I mean. --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 15:56, 17 April 2011 (BST)
::Thanks sweetheart. Now how about you're gonna make me a sandwich. --[[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 16:03, 17 April 2011 (BST)
:::Daaaaang, "ironic" misogyny as well? Now you're just spoiling me. Tell me, do you talk to all women this way, or just the ones who wouldn't ever consider touching you? Oh, wait, same thing. --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 16:05, 17 April 2011 (BST)
::::[http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/forever-alone-guy-painting.jpg ;(] --[[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 16:46, 17 April 2011 (BST)
I'd like to note that Spiderzed's sig breaks the "14px image max" rule. Do with this information what you want. I mean hey, mine was an image with no text but still counted as text somehow, so his text should easily count as a 16px high image. The end result is the same anyway (a 96x16 rectangle). Discuss. --{{User:Sykic/Sig}} 16:42, 18 April 2011 (BST)

== itt we post the shittiest userboxes we can find ==

{{Sysopmudkip}}
god damn look at this piece of shit, what kind of goddamn manchild would even ''make'' this fucking thing, let alone show it to people --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 16:15, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{DHPDmember}}
Your move. [[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎]] 16:18, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{RoleplayNotice}}
How can you top this --{{User:Haberdash/Sig}} 16:20, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{Sysopauthoritah}}
Yeah, you keep wishing buddy --{{User:Sykic/Sig}} 16:25, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{Anime}}
SHIT JUST GOT ~REAL~ [[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎]] 16:26, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{SADEL}}
This from someone who dresses up like a police guy to make shitty YouTube videos. --Laughing Man 16:27, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{Pokemon}}
I too enjoyed that one game where you capture zombies by hitting them with your balls. --{{User:Sykic/Sig}} 16:41, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{Shootist}}
MAH GUNZZZZZZZZZ *is 14, roleplays on the shittiest MMO ever created* --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 16:45, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{Libertarian}}
Haughalhalghu this is the noise the gold standard makes --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 16:45, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{SRiverTactics}}
They flow like so much toilet water or pubbie tears --Laughing Man 16:51, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{Guns&Booze}}
*loads shotgun
*sips beer
[[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎]] 16:56, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{Battleship Cannon}}
this is da best templat [[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎]] 16:57, 17 April 2011 (BST)

{{TX Ally}}
Speaking of shitty YouTubes, let's not forget the spergiest ones --Laughing Man 02:07, 18 April 2011 (BST)

{{Cop Killer}}
Mein Gott there really is some shit on here. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 07:54, 18 April 2011 (BST)

{{CommunistLovers}}
I'm glad that the uploaded picture is full size because it's SO FUCKING SEXY [[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO]] 08:26, 18 April 2011 (BST)

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[[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎]] 16:50, 17 April 2011 (BST)