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''—An spam age, a sword age- bans will be given- a troll age, a vandal age— before the wiki goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another.''

The number of players on the server continues to drop. Arguments on the wiki have gotten progressively sillier. Users have broken into squabbling groups. But wait! The old members have returned. All the heroes and villains of bygone ages are marching back. Could this be a new Renaissance? Will we finally put our differences behind us and usher in a bright new era for UD?

....

Heck no, we're all going to kill each other. This is the end people, the final winter before the final battle that will destroy the wiki for good. So rather than enjoying your final moments, join us here at [[Misconbitragnarok]] to piece together the grim portents pointing the way to Armageddon. 

==Signs of the Apocalypse==
''Post happenings on the wiki that you take as incontrovertible proof of the impending apocalypse.''

*'''April 22, 2011 -''' Amazing unbanned. Birds (probably) start dying en masse (or something). --[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]
*'''May 6, 2011 -''' Survivor numbers drop below 3000 (20%). Christmas tree numbers drop to 1. --[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]
*'''May 7, 2011 -''' Misconbitragnarok formed. --[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]
*'''May 24, 2011 -''' at 07:00 [http://www.urbandead.com/stats.csv nearly 2000 survivors were raptured]--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 19:15, 24 May 2011 (BST)

==Grim Prognostications==
''Tell us how its going to go down.''

# Misconbitragnarok occurs. [[User:Amazing|Amazing]] and [[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]] destroy each another, adbots become so numerous their spam spans the heavens and the earth. Kevan is devoured trying to stop them. --[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]
# Goons. Goons everywhere. --[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]
#{{tl|Grim Doom}}. {{User:Revenant/Sig}}
#[[User:Xoid|Xoid]] returns--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 19:21, 24 May 2011 (BST)

== Coincidences ==

* Goons and spam bots appearing at the same in udwiki... a coincidence ? --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User_talk:Hagnat|[talk]]] [[wcdz|[wcdz]]]</sup> 06:11, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* Goons and a udwiki software update happening at the same time ... coincidence??????????????????????? --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Underisk]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]][[User:Bender Bending Rodriguez|<span style="color:#0F00ff">&#124;</span>]]</span> 07:25, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* Amazing and Kevan returning at the same time... coincidence?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 11:24, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* bin Laden dies at the same time... coincidence? -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 12:22, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* Goons appear when people stop paying attention to Charlie Sheen... Coincidence?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 12:23, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* Goons appear when prince william gets married. coincidence? -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 13:14, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* Amazing is unbanned on easter, when that other beardo was ressurected... coincidence ? --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User_talk:Hagnat|[talk]]] [[wcdz|[wcdz]]]</sup> 13:37, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* David Cameron proposes a no-fly zone in Libya, Humans can't fly... coincidence?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 13:40, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* 3 old wiki users become sysops within the space of a month. Coincidence? -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 13:43, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* Neither Hagnat nor Yonnua spell coincidence with a capital c... coincidence?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 13:48, 8 May 2011 (BST)

* Iscariot is active and walls of text appear on the wiki... coincidence ? --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User_talk:Hagnat|[talk]]] [[wcdz|[wcdz]]]</sup> 13:14, 17 May 2011 (BST)

* [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Cede All Authority to a Box of Adorable Puppies|Puppies policy vote]] ends on the same day as the day commonly believed to be the end of the world... coincidence?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 18:46, 18 May 2011 (BST)
* [[wikipedia:Grímsvötn|'''Grím_s'''vötn]] erupts in Iceland... coincidence?--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 19:06, 24 May 2011 (BST)

==The Book of the Damned==
''Raise the black lanterns! Preach the doom of the wiki! Let all know of their end, that they may play their part! Also put this template in your profile!''
{{Misconbitragnarok}}

*--[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]<sup>Still a Mod in His Mind</sup> 03:20, 7 May 2011 (BST)
*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:54, 7 May 2011 (BST)
*--&nbsp;[[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|link=User:Sexualharrison|16px]] &nbsp; <small> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]]&nbsp;&nbsp;</small><small>06:20, 7 May 2011 (utc)</small>
*--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 20:34, 7 May 2011 (BST)
*{{User:Revenant/Sig}} 01:51, 8 May 2011 (BST)
*-- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 02:21, 8 May 2011 (BST)
* --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User_talk:Hagnat|[talk]]] [[wcdz|[wcdz]]]</sup> 06:04, 8 May 2011 (BST)
* --[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 11:23, 8 May 2011 (BST)
* --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 14:53, 8 May 2011 (BST)
* -- <font face="helvetica">[[User:Amazing|Amazing]]‽ <small>([[Hell_Rising|UD + WTF = HR]])</small></font> 05:46, 21 May 2011 (BST)
*--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 19:00, 24 May 2011 (BST)
*-- [[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span>  19:41, 24 May 2011 (BST)