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'''Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change anything written herein to anything i feel like. Don't like it? Than don't post here.'''<br>
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== <s>Griefer</s> Waaah! ==
Just curious, do you really think you can grief us out of the game?  I just want to make it clear whether this is something you believe possible.  It isn't possible.  We have been here far longer than you, and will be here long after you leave.  Your griefing is both unoriginal, and has become troll-like.  Your rants, when you deign to give them are unoriginal to the point of banality, and whatever point you have tried to make is so far past making as to be hopeless.  

I would also encourage you to think about what you are doing.  You have now repeatedly (6-10+times) PKed members of TZH who are so new, that they have no concept of what the Philosophe Knights are, that the only purpose you could serve by what you are doing is to try and get them to quit the game.  Have you become so self indulgent and full of impotent nerd rage that you really seek this end?  How much lower do you intend to go?  I don't mean just here in Urbandead, but anywhere.  To troll IN GAME, in URBAN DEAD with the sole purpose to make the game un-fun for someone else is pretty fucking sad.  In fact, I can't imagine something involving this game that could be more sad.  If you're wondering why no one in TZH ever kills you, consider this:  We know where you are.  I get reports about every 2-3 days where someone knows your location.  The members of my group have express instruction NOT to kill you.  Some have gone against orders, but for the most part people have been pretty good about it.  But we don't hunt you, we don't kill you, and our members don't speak to you.  Because we actually consider you a troll, not a PKer.  And you don't feed trolls.  Eventually we figured you would wander on and grief someone else.  But so far you haven't, and I have to believe it comes from some lack of insight, or maybe you really do just want to stop other people from having fun.  So call this an outreach, to open your eyes.  Or to help you see it from another perspective.--[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 15:32, 31 January 2012 (UTC)  

::Oh what a crock Grohl. You did the same to the MCM but now its all waaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaaaaa a bloo a bloo a bloo. The old DG would never do that - you've changed !--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 22:02, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

::: What the fuck are you talking about Rapture?  1)  Have the balls to say it on my talk page, or feel free to blow it directly out of your ass/mouth.  2)  We did no such thing.  Our group war with the MCM was not a griefer attempt.  For one, they fired the first shot.  And beyond that, they knew where every member of TZH could be found, because we based ourselves out of an HQ not 10 blocks away.  Our war to them was not to get them to quit, and the only members of MCM killed were a select few leadership.  Our members were given specific instructions to only kill members who had themselves killed TZH members, or slandered TZH.  Beyond all of that, our point (stated multiple times) wasn't to get them to stop playing the game, it was to get them to MOVE the fuck away, or SHUT the fuck up.  The MCM is now active, and thriving in their old headquarters because they chose option B.  I suggest you do the same.  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 23:26, 1 February 2012 (UTC)

And now, as a special treat you are actually zerging?  You even admitted it.  This is fantastic.  First you kill with golam, and now you grief with another character.  Well at least I know you have insight into what you are doing since you admitted to doing it.  You are aware that you have dedicated time out of your real life, to ruin an online game for people you don't know, and will never meet.  Congrats Harrison, you aren't stupid, instead, you're just an actual piece of shit.  You're exactly the kind of person no one wants to be.  Of course I bet your mother still loves you.  Maybe.  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 23:33, 1 February 2012 (UTC)
:If Harrison killed with one character and then with another within a ten block distance and a 24-hour period then he is guilty of zerging. If there were more than 24 hours between kills or proximity sightings then it's alt abuse. Evidence of the former can be submitted to Resensitized for addition to the Zerg Liste. The latter, while poor form, is not against even Resensitized's rules. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 07:15, 2 February 2012 (UTC)
::Alt Abuse, Zerging?  Who gives a shit.  We don't report to lists anyway.  I just love letting people know who full of absolute garbage the Phulloshit Knights are.  What a bunch of epic tools.  Must take some crazy knowledge to grief newbies out of the game using alt abuse.  Yeah, real enlightened.  Spread the word Moloch, this is the kind of fuckwit douche-baggery everyone in Malton can come to expect out of the oldest, stank-assiest PKer group in Malton: The Phulloshit Knights.  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 00:02, 6 February 2012 (UTC)
:::Everything else aside, since when to you guys count as newbies? And weren't TZH flagged as alt abusers or something at some point? --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:42, 6 February 2012 (UTC)
::::Well, a few of our group count among the oldest people in Malton.  But we have new members all the time.  This fuckwit has been griefing them.  Pretty shitty.  And while TZH was *flagged* for alt abuse, nothing was ever proven... because we don't do it.  There was a lot of TZH hate at one time, and there was some shady shit that went down.  Faked screenshots, etc.  I assume thats where the allegations came from, because there couldn't possibly be any real evidence.  In our 6.5 year history we have had two members who were found to be alt abusers/zergers, and as soon as Whalberg and I knew about it, they were booted from the group.  So in short, no to both of your statements.  And homosexualharrison here can still stick it in my asshole.  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 05:49, 7 February 2012 (UTC)
:::::Hey, Dave.  If you're gonna claim TZH never had a case of alt abuse, don't contradict yourself in the same reply by bringing up a case of alt abuse that had occured in the TZH. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 07:46, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

= MY TZH KILLS. =
=== Golam ===
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1318870278446.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1318870322493.html '''kill'''
# '''Bobby Kennedy''' http://iamscott.net/1319431803200.html '''kill'''
# '''Duke Cage''' http://iamscott.net/1319813280984.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/131981321858.html '''kill'''
# '''ObiFirefighter''' http://iamscott.net/1320332894333.html '''kill'''
# '''dont shoot im stoned''' http://iamscott.net/1320676931133.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1320676970808.html '''kill''' 
# '''Papa Nixon''' http://iamscott.net/1320677113193.html '''kill'''
# '''Security officer182'''  http://iamscott.net/1321185149551.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1321185251344.html '''kill'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1321328735376.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1321328757312.html '''a friendly question for the group.''' http://iamscott.net/1321328908843.html '''kill''' http://iamscott.net/1321328974669.html '''outro'''
# '''duke cage''' http://iamscott.net/1321444259181.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1321444398786.html '''kill'''
# ''' Security officer182''' http://iamscott.net/1322094409649.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1322094500245.html '''Banter''' http://iamscott.net/132209451593.html '''kill'''
# '''Bobby Kennedy''' http://iamscott.net/1322399129130.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1322399166857.html '''forgiveness''' http://iamscott.net/1322399180222.html '''kill'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/132263055626.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1322630608539.html '''forgiveness''' http://iamscott.net/1322630622571.html '''kill'''
# '''Baeldor''' http://iamscott.net/1322717337489.html '''kill'''
# '''PAPA NIXON''' http://iamscott.net/1323354481565.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1323354526573.html '''forgiveness''' http://iamscott.net/132335453984.html '''kill'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1323516517238.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1323516537727.html '''kill'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1324753381934.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1324753409383.html '''kill'''
# '''swordsmith4''' http://iamscott.net/1324753460737.html  '''kill''' http://iamscott.net/1324753495155.html '''outro'''
# '''Baeldor''' http://iamscott.net/1325112586925.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1325112664631.html '''kill''' http://iamscott.net/1325112685735.html '''Happy New Year'''
# '''Sneaky Fox''' http://iamscott.net/1325205153511.html, http://iamscott.net/132520517277.html, http://iamscott.net/132520520387.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1325205244701.html '''Kill''' http://iamscott.net/1325205270128.html '''Banter'''
# '''swordsmith4''' http://iamscott.net/1325821418584.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1325821457619.html '''kill'''
# '''don't shoot im stoned''' http://iamscott.net/1325898103298.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1325898136757.html '''kill'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1326072159922.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1326072238959.html '''kill'''
# '''Baeldorr''' http://iamscott.net/1326669606273.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1326669627997.html '''kill''' http://iamscott.net/1326669662836.html '''outro'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1326767845931.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1326767823263.html '''kill'''
# '''Baeldor''' http://iamscott.net/1326767872588.html '''kill'''
# '''Sneaky Fox''' http://iamscott.net/13268604106.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1326860443715.html '''kill''' http://iamscott.net/1326860463507.html '''outro''' http://iamscott.net/1326860500378.html '''GK'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1326955820414.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1326955849671.html '''kill''' 
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1327811710338.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1327811753371.html '''kill''' http://iamscott.net/1327811801744.html '''flavor'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1328008347520.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1328008443141.html '''kill''' http://iamscott.net/1328008432968.html '''outro'''

===Your Own Guilt===

# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/1328117553350.html http://iamscott.net/1328117561623.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1328117603650.html '''kill'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/132824208189.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1328242121669.html '''kill'' http://iamscott.net/1328242140252.html '''flavor'''
# '''Mark Whalberg''' http://iamscott.net/132832189851.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1328321939912.html '''kill'''
# '''duke cage'''  http://iamscott.net/1328507856839.html '''intro''' http://iamscott.net/1328507905609.html '''kill'''