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{{character|
char_name=Sally|
char_image=[[Image:Sally.png]]|
char_joindate=2009-08-22|
char_class=Civilian| 
char_equip=[[Melee_Weapons#Tennis_Racket|Tennis racket!]] :D|
char_profileID=1603073|
char_status=Works as both|
char_group=[[Cobra (group)|Cobra]]|
char_stats=[[User:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally/Kills|411 kills]]|
char_journal=No journal
}}

===Current Events===
Sally's all tooled up for Halloween.

===Bio===
Sally is a native resident of Malton. She was just a teenage girl when the outbreak hit the city. Having lost track of her family and her friends in the turmoil of the evacuation efforts, she was forced to grow up alone in what once was her home town. She often changed between being a suvivor hiding in a ruin, and being part of the feral hordes roaming the streets.

She tried her best to stay the nice girl she has been before Z-Day, but the lessons she learned swiftly disenchanted her. Sally worked for a while as nurse in [[Fort Creedy]], tending the wounds of the hurt local militias and spreading the word about the importance of healing for the survivor cause. But the stupidity of the trenchies angered her, and when zombies destroyed Creedy and killed her, she enjoyed for the first time consciously to be overwhelmed by feral urges and to tear someone apart. Shocked about herself, she shambled off to the cemetery, awaited the needle and decided to never rise again.

Only when the wind blew an swastika-laden [[National Socialist Union|NSU]] [[User:Cornholioo/Second_Battle_of_Krinks|pamphlet]] into her face, she found a new reason to rise, and a way to channel her desire to kill. The mongtardation of that ridiculous wish-wash was to massive to allow it to exist. She went to the mall, armed herself, and allied with communist survivor groups to hunt the NSU down. While it was great to shoot nazis, it didn't take long until the do-gooder babble of the commies got on her nerves, too.

She was about to lay herself to rest once more, when she stumbled over a graffiti stating... ''*dum, dum, dum* *raspy voice*  [[Cobra|"Hail Cobra!"]]''. Full of hate towards all those stupid, naive and trenchie survivor militias, and with the right attitude to wish nothing more than to blast them all away, she was easy prey for that terrorist organization. She's now the leader, rallying Cobra's officers, working hard to blast as many trenchies and fools away as possible, to ridicule them with her quips, and to look good in her cute uniform.

===Customer Testimonials===
''Psycho Bitch''
*Kittithaj

''It was fun to be PKed by you! :P You confused the heck out of people when you revived me, though!!''
*Lois Millard

''i like your style.''
*Misanthropy

''Beautifully done......just freakin beautiful.''
*Raven Corvus

''Um... I've had a bounty for a long time, Zen, for [http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1422697#43917 killing] one of those extraordinary people you just can't pass on, who just happened to be clean at the time. 'Twas no accident, either :")''
*Sophie Ames

''Cutey has a friend. Hail Cobra!''
*Cutey Snugglekins

''The snake lady sure has alot of friend.. But I did get to play with her gun before. it was fun.''
*Gabrelle

''Cheap punk unoriginal PKR''
*Preston HugeArms

''Good Grief who is she the Fashion Police?''
*Jess Noir

''Sally - you have got the wrong person. Leave me alone. Enough said. And by the way, get out of town.''
*[[User:Rosslessness/Hmm|Cheveyo]]

''get lost you gun thug''
*october knight

''No offence taken, when I was killed my first thought was "Hey! Is that Sally? It is Sally! Isn't she one of spiderzed's alts?" XD I thought it was kind of cool to be killed by someone I know on the wiki...''
*SurvivorChickenGirl

''Ah nah! Zarrrh z!ngz anh bangbangzh! Ahm ah gannah nahm nah...''
*Sherry Stringfield ([[Death Rattle|slightly speech-impaired]] at that time)

''That hairdo, perhaps a bit unpractical for tennis activities?''
*PK Bait

''Legally, every building Sally is in becomes a whorehouse''
*Axe Hack

''You know, Hannibal, you have one of Malton's top PKers right here. [Nods at Sally] You ought to . . . I dunno . . . learn from her and maybe develop a little class.''
*Carla Teach

''Oh, this is an honor, to meet the legendary leader of Cobra in person. Hail!''
*Foxlion

''fucking darkness, your lucky bitch, if i catch you in a lit room your gonna taste my shoe, your lucky for zeds in other places..go suck a cock pker bitch''
*sazjnk

''I mean, I'm not saying you’re a slut but whenever you eat a banana in public, you put one hand behind your head, right?''
*[[Late_Night_TV_Crue#Season_Six:_The_Interview_Circuit.2C_Episode_4|Sarah Silverman]] (sadly not in response to the above testimonial)

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''Freaking Cobra. Somebody kill those f*''
*Tadey

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|''SOMEONE KILL SALLY''<br>''NOW''<br>''find heeeeer''<br>''I have the urge to punch small animals...''<br>''Oh, hey Sally!''<br>''If you're reading this, then I shall let you know that I will eventually find you and kill you''
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*Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan
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''Xan2022 said "oh Sally, it's so annoying how you kill zerg hunters" (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)<br>Xan2022 said "you really don't want people to play fair" (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)<br>Xan2022 said "I don't even doubt if you zerg yourself since you love them so much" (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)''
*Xan2022

''Sally, I should alert you that your stupid is showing. Please make an attempt to hide it, if at all possible.<br>I have to insult here because I can't post on dip threads :(<br>Because, you know, you're a ****ing retarded *****<br>Now stop being an attention whore on our forums and play whatever kids your age do... you know, Tea Parties with stuffed animals and playing dress up.<br>I mean, seriously, you have no case. You're argument is pointless and has no base. Leave.''
*Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan (again, throwing a fit over [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Army_Control_Corps/index.php?showtopic=5195 this])

''You know, that sally summer is an idiot or a troll''
*pothead66

''Sally, seriously, **** off. No one cares about you and you're just pissing us off by being a pest with this un-ending zerg argument.''
*Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan

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