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All those brains.. yum [[User:DeRathi|DeRathi]] 10<sup>th</sup> March, 2008

== Conquering Riddleybank ==

... is like having a drought in the Sahara. How would you know? --[[User:Soloman Frisbee|Soloman Frisbee]] 04:22, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
:The blackmore was occupied by a human resistance, most were consumed, some ran, but eventually all were consumed.--[[User:DrPain|DrPain]] 00:47, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
:The blackmore building is ritualistically taken by humans every so often.  Last instance I bothered to watch they were happy to hold it for five HOURS from mostly unorganized ferals/babahs.  "Conquering Riddleybank" would only be noteworthy if the harmanz take it back. --[[User:Gus Thomas|Gus Thomas]] 05:42, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

== On Conquering Ackland Mall ==

Far be it from me to argue with the largest zombie group in the game (if not necessarily the most classy), but to list Ackland Mall in the conquest page is like a virtual slap to the face of both survivor AND zombie groups that have fought there. The Dead have nothing to be proud about in this attack...they struck out at a Mall that had scarcely been recovered (Ackland had been back in operation for a week or less at the time that The Dead hit it). The Acklanders might be made of stern stuff (they are the only group to have ever been saLUEted by the game's masters), but they aren't THAT stern. The numbers told the tale...hundreds of zombies versus twenty survivors in one quad. Defeating Ackland Mall under such circumstances was like kicking the ass of a little old lady with a broken hip. Hardly worth crowing about such an uneven fight, as anyone could have done the same. 
-Commander Tarumigan Gistarai, Ackland Mall Security

--[[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]] 00:47, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

:Yeah, little old ladies are delicious. Better luck next time. --[[User:Mungbean|Mungbean]] 22:14, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
::If it makes you feel better Ackland was just a minor blip on our radar.  A slowing point, if you will, on our path to larger foodstuffs.  And honestly even at 100% you would not have lasted more than a day against us.  --[[User:John Fraker|John Fraker]] 22:36, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
:I personally loved how we smacked Ackland Mall mere hours after Uncle Zeddie's broadcast about how he had just reopened it.

:Counterpoint:  You call yourself Commander Tarumigan Gistarai.  I think we know who's the winner of this one... [[User:Rudiger Jones|Rudiger Jones]] 22:48, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

:Countercounterpoint:  I do not "call" myself Commander Tarumigan Gistarai. Commander is the rank that has been bestowed upon me by Ackland Mall Security. Enjoy your victory now...we shall meet again, and perhaps next time you will not be so successful. Ask LUE if you doubt my persistence or determination. [[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]] 9:06, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::Sweet Jesus you really are that deluded.  Sure thing there champ, lord a fictitious rank over my head given to you by someone who's more of a fairy than you (and here I thought that couldn't be done).  I'll skip LUE and just come to the conclusion myself that you're a pinhead.  Thanks for playing! [[User:Rudiger Jones|Rudiger Jones]] 03:33, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Wait, so you are saying that it is unfair that you were attacked by zombies in a zombie apocalypse game? Sorry, we didn't hear you guys call TIME OUT or NO TAG BACKS.--[[User:DCC|DCC]] 04:58, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::Pinhead I may be, but at least I can spell better than The Dead. I survived your predecessors, and I shall survive you as well. Next time we encounter each other, I'll make sure to speak the proper pronunciation and spelling of "Propoganda" as I am removing you from my installation. [[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]] 9:14, 21 March 2008
::::::Never mind, Commander Keen. I'm sure it'll only take a couple of years in therapy for you to get over the invasion of your virtual mall. -[[User:Skey|Skey]] 04:04, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::Oh ho guys, this one can spell, we've got to look out for this one.  Tell me, how many zombies are kicking it in Ackland Mall?  Doing much commanding there? [[User:Rudiger Jones|Rudiger Jones]] 05:11, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Hmm, let's see, looks like a bunch of my pointless "morale" wiki entries about my internet mall have been edited or removed and as though that's not enough whining about 4 squares on the map of an MMORPG with 10K squares I apparently am also leaving [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=8426|a trail of whining elsewhere].  BUT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I DO NOT MAKE ANY COMMON SPELLING ERRORS!  Damn, that's mad superiority good going there champ. --[[User:Riseabove|Riseabove]] 07:03, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Just out of curiosity, have you wondered precisely ''why'' The Dead have accrued such a reputation of late? And have you noticed it isn't necessarily a good one? It's because of stuff like this. There are even zombie players who are impressed with the string of victories, but not necessarily the behavior that follows each one. Like it or not, The Dead are busy acquiring a reputation for ruthless efficiency AND unclassiness. The first is highly desirable. The second, not so much. My respect has to be earned, and so far The Dead have not earned it despite the fact that they've caused destruction on a scale that I have never before seen. Do I hope that will change? Oh, hell yes. But I will not hold my breath. [[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]] 5:43, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::: Amendment to previous comment. Not ALL of The Dead. Unfair of me to lump all 1,500 of them in when only a few of them talk smack. I am nothing if not equitable. [[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]]
::::::::We don't have your respect?  Oh no!  How can we ever go on knowing the biggest whiner with the most overinflated ego since Ludwig doesn't respect us?  This is truly a grievous defeat from which The Dead may never recover.  --[[User:Laughing Man|Laughing Man]] 22:00, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Overinflated, whining ego my ass! At the time I wrote that piece, I believed that zombies have become unbalanced as a result of Kevan's changes. I still hold that opinion. And it ain't just my opinion...the empirical evidence is on my side, too. Can you guys name a single mall siege that you have conducted that hasn't ended with the survivors losing? As a matter of fact, can you recall any siege in the past three months that ended in a survivor victory? It ain't because the survivors are retards. Well, some of them are. But certainly not all of them. I'm not a "whiner" for suggesting that in an effort to balance the population between survivor and zombie that the game has become almost impossible for survivors to win. [[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]]
::::::::::You mean a supposed zombie apocalypse has become a real zombie apocalypse?  Well shit, who'd have thought that could ever happen.  And it's not like the real survivors are actually working at surviving.  No, they're sticking themselves in giant targets and then crying when they've got zombies in the living room.  --[[User:Laughing Man|Laughing Man]] 23:14, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::You know you guys can talk smack on your Talk page and this conquest page all you want but its pathetic when one of you had to take it to his User page. It showed who the REAL whiners are in all this. Dont give me any bullshit about how survivors started the flame wars when you guys are looking for it. Keep your filth on your own pages. --[[User:Doctor Oberman|Doctor Oberman]] 23:24, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::They vandalized my Userpage? o.O [[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]] 7:26, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Yes but I fixed it and told him off. (check history) I left my own opinion of you also =)--[[User:Doctor Oberman|Doctor Oberman]] 23:34, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Hey, nigga don't want opinions, nigga should leave an opinion section off his page. [[User:Rudiger Jones|Rudiger Jones]] 20:36, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::You want an opinion? Here's one. The Dead are a phalanx of pathetic, petulant children. I have played the game since 2005, and I have NEVER seen poorer sportsmanship, more arrogance, or weaker comebacks from any group I have ever encountered in the game, survivor or zombie...and I've seen plenty of groups, believe you me. It's not enough for The Dead to win...they have to grind your face into that fact, and everything they do...from what they say, to the way they "edit" Mall page logos, to the vandalism of my own personal userpage....is calculated to have that effect. Other zombie groups have achieved just as much destruction but they've done it in ways that haven't stirred up the type of resentment you people have. LUE remains the example of a powerful and yet highly classy zombie horde. I was always under the impression that Urban Dead was just a game, but The Dead have elevated it to something else. You may not like it, but you have a reputation for being ungracious in victory. [[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]] 10:01, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Wow Tarumigan I had no idea you fought LUE that one time. You should have mentioned it to us sooner! Also, yeah, you caught us, the mall logos were "edited" by us, the no-good scoundrels of The Dead. They have nothing to do with [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Zombie_Lord this member of Extinction] and anything his [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Special:Contributions/Zombie_Lord contributions page] says to the contary is a complete lie. We should have known better than to try to trick Commander Tarumigan Gistarai of the mighty Ackland Mall Security! -[[User:Skey|Skey]] 02:34, 31st March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::My apologies for being factually wrong with the bloodstained Mall logos, but you could have just said, "You are incorrect. This fellow is responsible for the changes." [[User:Tarumigan|Tarumigan]] 10:41, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Dude, Tarumigan, just pack it in, you're such a pissy little prick about everything.  All you do is bitch about something that won't change, then proceed to just mindlessly complain about The Dead and it's members as if you'll change something. Just go. [[User:Rudiger Jones|Rudiger Jones]] 07:32, 1 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::Wow.  What a lame comeback.--[[User:Dedling|Dedling]] 02:41, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Wow, how stupid are you guys? Hey just stop trying to piss Taru off, you wont win it. You guys, "the Dead" are just that now. Dead. It seems you gave up the fight against us harmans. Good luck in the next game you try and wreck. You gave us a good laugh while you were here & made things a little more interesting. --[[User:Jsrbrunty|Jsrbrunty]] 19:57, 25 June 2008 (BST)

The Dead's March has brought us the both the lowest and highest survivor % on the stats,as well as  the lowest and highest zombie % ever recorded.How ironic.The Dead almost wrecked Malton,(I thought it was the end.)and here we are with lowest zombie count ever.And Jsrbrunty, are you implying that The Dead are griefers?--[[User:Gamestriker4|Gamestriker4]] 19:08, 25 October 2008 (BST)

== Conquering anything ==

Do you guys even know its 2018 ? Updates say you're still in 2005 ;) Either way, I'm all for going back there. See you on the grounds ! --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] ([[User talk:Murderess|talk]]) 18:03, 19 May 2018 (UTC)
:This page is mostly historical and has just been getting some minor updates so it links to the correct pages and looks nice. --[[User:Dragonshardz|Dragonshardz]] ([[User talk:Dragonshardz|talk]]) 06:31, 20 May 2018 (UTC)
::Apologies but the Historical Events template is restricted to those events deemed historical in [[:Category:Historical Events]] by vote. I understand you likely didn't mean it in this way so I'm sorry you've been hamstrung by the bureaucracy. If you like I can make a separate template that looks the same, says essentially the same thing but doesn't add this page to Historical Events. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 09:07, 21 May 2018 (UTC)
:::If you like. The page is basically an (older?) copy of [[March of the Dead]] anyway. --[[User:Dragonshardz|Dragonshardz]] ([[User talk:Dragonshardz|talk]]) 21:33, 21 May 2018 (UTC)