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== Origins ==

In 1972 some elite [[PH]] zombies were inculped for a crime they never done, the holy justice is seeking for them but they escape. They formed a romanian merciless group called "Señora, ha llegado a su ciudad el camión del tapicero" and they make tours through all the neigborhouds around the holy temple of St. Policarp with the cover of being some circus clowns, and make EVERY DAY, but Sunday* functions in different buildings being Necrotech, Police Stations, Fire Dept. Stations and Malls their favourite places to attack. They never let stone over stone when they finish.

If you see somebody interrupt the peace in your building by shouting "SEÑORA, HA LLEGADO A SU CIUDAD EL CAMIÓN DEL TAPICERO" Just run away, because the only thing that can happen is your own death.

In less than one hour they become to kill over 30 inocent people. They always assolate the places where they act, and the terror on the mind of their victims never disappears.

* Sunday is the holy day for the cult to San Poli making the brutal kill called [[Bloody Sunday]]. 



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== How does it look like? ==


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# A zombie killed Saint Sol. (05-18 11:53 BST)
# rapinhador said "SEÑOREEEE HA LLEGADO A SU CIUDAD EL CAMIÓN DEL TAPICEEEEERO!!! SEÑOREEEEE EL TAPICERO PH 2006 MALTON TOUR HA LLEGADO A SU CIUDAREEEEEEE" (05-18 11:54 BST)
# rapinhador said "SAN POLY LOVES YOU AND WE KILL YOU IN HIS NAME. NOW YOU CAN REVIVE AND TAKE THE GOOD WAY.: THE WAY OF SAINT POLY DIAZ MARTIR." (05-18 11:55 BST)
# phjubi said "Now is time to say goodbye, Good night, sleep Time (S.Poli McArtney)" (05-18 11:56 BST)
# rapinhador said "SAN POLY ES AMOR ANGUITA TE LO DICE, SAN POLY ES AMOR , PH LO REPITE!!! SAN POLY ES AMOR, TU BUSCALO Y VER�?S. ENTRE JERINGAS USADAS TE VA A MACHACAR, ENTRE POTORROS Y JERINGAS DENTRO DE WRAYEEECAS!!" (05-18 11:56 BST)
# A zombie killed Johnston Jones. (05-18 12:01 BST)
# A zombie killed Drfrog. (05-18 12:01 BST)
# A zombie killed Zavarius. (05-18 12:03 BST)
# A zombie killed DANKYLE. (05-18 12:07 BST)
# A zombie killed ZoF. (05-18 12:14 BST)
# A zombie killed jack126. (05-18 12:18 BST)
# A zombie killed La Salsa Especial. (05-18 12:19 BST)
# A zombie killed Doc Nick. (05-18 12:21 BST)
# A zombie killed cspot. (05-18 12:27 BST)
# A zombie killed StealthStrike. (05-18 12:29 BST)
# A zombie killed Fritz Von Meyer. (05-18 12:40 BST)
# Fink Finkley killed a zombie. (05-18 12:54 BST)
# Geoffrey Fourmyle killed a zombie. (05-18 12:57 BST)
# UstedNecesita1Enema said "oye idiotos, no me caneeis más que os tengo calaos" (05-18 13:46 BST)''

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* Nacho Martin Die said "Leña al Monas que es de goma. PH is between your mother and your father. Enjoy my meal!" (05-25 00:47 BST)
* Delfos healed you for 5 HP. (05-25 01:11 BST)
* Jonathan Hall killed PHophito. (05-25 01:14 BST)
* Jonathan Hall said "The Sword of Paradox shall hang over you wherever you run to hide, PH." (05-25 01:17 BST)
* Jonathan Hall killed phmiliko. (05-25 01:17 BST)
* Jonathan Hall killed trujitron8. (05-25 01:19 BST)
* Jonathan Hall said "The Sword of Paradox shall hang over you wherever you run to hide, PH." (05-25 01:19 BST)
* Jonathan Hall killed Skiphilin. (05-25 01:24 BST)
* ash williams vvx said "ok i got to know .... what is the problem with PH? could someone clarify?" (05-25 01:25 BST)
* Melpominee said "could somebody heal me please?" (05-25 02:04 BST)
* Hrist Valkyrie said "PH is a group of PK'ers that kill random people for stupid reasons" (05-25 02:11 BST)
* ash williams vvx said "thank you. someone finally explained that. now i have no remorse about killing them" (05-25 02:13 BST)
* Pearls12 said "The PH honor a made up Saint/Boxer, and pretend that Polycorp's hospital is holy, and kill sleeping survivors. And they're general asses." (05-25 02:13 BST)
* Pearls12 attacked you for 4 damage. (05-25 02:16 BST) ...and again. (05-25 02:16 BST) ...and again. (05-25 02:16 BST) 
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== Why it is called "El camión del tapicero"? ==

In Mexico or Spain, Latin America anyway, it's usual to hear early in the morning (12:00-13:00, remember we're talking about Spain)  ''¡¡¡"Seññooooraaa, ha llegado a su ciudá el camión del tapicero!!!'' Ladiiiiess, the draper camion is just entering the town!!!, so everybody wakes up and many get the sofas and chairs to the street, where all the tapestry craft is done.

Hence, shouting their motto, the PH commando evocates their childhood in the hard mexican slums, full of junkies and gangs, where they were grown up.


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 *Cyphermoll said "yeah my spray can ran out, and I've been so busy exactling revenge on those mexican dirtbags PH people that I have not looked for a new one."''



== The biggest, deadliest and most memorable attack Malton has ever seen ==
 

In  Jul-27-1991, Norfolk, U.S.A.  Policarpo Díaz lost the World Lightweight Boxing title against Pernell Whitetaker, we thought obvious to remember this success by our Holy Saint Boxer, junkie and Pornstar with a great bloodbath marking  the 15th anniversary. However, such a significant date was suspected to prevent the unbelievers of our healthy intentions, so we smartly chose to carry out His  Holy love & peace work a day earlier. [[Gulonside]] was chosen because of the links it has to St. Poly as the [[St. Polycarp Hospital]] or the [[Blesley Mall]] usual rituals.

The masterplan was not very complex, somewhat laborius though. Every single believer had to stock up 24 charged shotguns, die the nearest possible to SW [[Blesley Mall]], be revived and wait until the day D, hour H to stand up (1 AP), enter the Mall (another AP), and spread the 48 hits of love and peace, values strongly endorsed by His words and works.

Our Guru [[Dolordebarriga]] has had the plan revealed during a peyote&LSD breakfast by St. Polycarp Himself. So the sacrificed inphidels could consider themselves honoured by being loved by Our Holy Saint.



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"The biggest day in Malton for unbelievers, now they are gathered with Him. Now they can believe in Him. Rest in Peace."

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