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== Past Moose Juice broadcasts - MJ home[[Moose_Juice|Moose_Juice_Home_Page]] ==




All talk will be here, and anything we didn't say will be surrounded by { }. Or, it will be labeled as 28.08 MHz:, and such.




Awright. Hello and welcome to the first broadcast of Moose Juice. All Nonsense. All road Kill. All the time. Today I would like to tone things down a bit with some ROCK! ROWDAH! YEAHHHH! Sounds like fun. Naw, but there will be a large explosion. BOOM! Now to explore the wilderness... I am a surgeon, am I not? I am not. Look. If this were nonsense, we would have told you by now, see? So It's all a show, and thus, alllllways look on the briiiiight siiiiide of life. *whistles* Many of you may think I speak gibberish, but I'm pickin' my own brain figurin' this all out. Give a man a break, will you? I mean, you wanna hear gibberish? Here! lskhlksjflksjflk! I succesfully wasted some AP on some fun. Stay groovy, malton. Thanks for listening y'all. Joshes, over and out. Tune in tommorrow for more fun with Moose Juice.

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NEWS FLASH! today MR. MOOSE meets the new contestant in our CONTEST!!! we present-- Marc!! Marc Johnson will now perform, and be rated from 1-10 by the one and only ROAD KIL BROTHERS!!! -- the first event-- MOOSE TOSSING!! *CRUU-UNCH!* road kil brother#1: 1.2 road kil brother#2: 0.00001 road kil brother#3: 9 "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA" AAnd we have run out of contestants!! thank you for tuning In, and Good NIGHT! ..................


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hello and welcome to the next edition of... Moose Juice! Tod Todays broadcast, on behalf of the zombie linguists, shall be spoken in a very poor form of Kizombie. Anyhoo, Zadah ah rahgang gahn da ztraht, an ah zah hra bahnahb, hah zahz hah. AHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, thay was annoying. Today for fun, I decided to bring on a guest, so Zombie 1, how are things going? Zambah ran: Ah anananajnakjgkj! Annnnd he seems to have died. There goes his arm... ooh that was one vicious zombie hunter. Remember kids, never play with guns. Unless you are in malton. You see, guns are very dangerous things. Which is why I like to play with them. In fact, I am going to shoot that hippo now...ready...aim...AHHHH! ITS TRAMPALING MAAAAH! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-We now cancel this program for an important news flash, My BZZZZZZZZZZZ- we now interupt this news flash for the ending. This was joshes on Moose Juice. All road kill, all nonsense, all the time. keep lookin in for the activities broadcast with marc johnson. -zoop-


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Hello, this is the activities section of MJ, brought to you by Gramma Bensons home-baked goods. Today we will interview random people. I will now walk out of this door- wait, darn you, over barricaders! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUU - we interrupt this "UU" to bring you a wholesome message from Gramma Bensons home-baked goods. BUY OUR PRODUCTS! BECAUSE I SAID SO AND I have an AXE!!! Plus, i KNOW WHERE YOU LIIVE!!!! - and now back to our radio show. - UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAAUUHHH HAA.... HUFF... HUFF.. deep breaths..... huf huf hu -UUUAASDKFJASKDHF. i can't take it any longer! this show is closed until tomorrow when i can break down these cades! PLUS- I'm RUNNING OUT OF AP! So tune in tommorrow for more Moose Juice!!! This was Marc Johnson, coming to you frome Nurcombe Bank!!!

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 and some random talk foreshadowing tomorrow...

28.08 MHz: "Hello?"

huuunh? who is it? this is moose juice.if you could please refrain from using this station, that would be appreciated. thanks. - MooseJuice Marc J.that is, unless the listeners of Moose J would like to ask any questions or concerns. any advice would be appreciated.In fact, tomorrow MJ will be asking any listeners to go on and talk to the MOOSE. thanks- MJ team any questions answered, or just talk. After 4:00.


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hello and welcome to the next edition of... Moose Juice! Again! yes, welcome. Glad to see all of you ou there are still listening to us. Don't forget to check our wiki, where we also have past broadcasts. Today I would like to discuss the importance of tennis rackets. I keep one on me at all times. why, you may ask? Well, they are an important weapon in fending off zombies. Some may argue that 2 damage is measly and thus pointless, but you may all be surprised at how well it can perform with it's leveled 25%. Zombies and PKee's will tremble at your trendy sports equipment. In other news, high congestion in the south east corner of Nacombie. You most probably don't know where that is, but right now, I couldn't care less. I mean, after all, it's moose juice! Didn't I tell you that it was nonsense? Then again, I also told you I was {ccccccccc-combo breaker!}[someone says on 28.08]a surgeonnnn...hello? A caller? speak! just I am 4 AP... {going to see the prevident what is this? a radio show?} [speaker on 28.08]tis I'm a little low, so next will be my last. Marc'll take over now... marc? Thanks...

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hello? hello? are you still there? caller? the moose would like to talk... hello? Aaand back to our normal radio.. that is if there are no more callers. it shall be short today, as i have only 27 AP. We tune in today, as a lone duck waddles down a road of misery..... Alone, all alone... he comes upon a small village of geese. there, he settles down, and begins a new lif- *VIIICP SHUNK* oops, i was reading the wrong prompt. now to the REAL story. MR MAN WAS A WALKING DOWN TO DA GROCERS TO BUY A BAGGA CHIPS. HE LOVE DA CHIPS. HE ATE CHIPS AND MORE CHIPS. IN FACT, HE BLEW UP ALL THE CHIPS HE ATE MADE HIM BLOWD UP. HE DED. ALL DED. GONE GONE. BYE-BYE. DED. THEEE END. ...maybe we shouldn't pay first graders to be our writers... what the hay... we PAY them for this .... .. And That concludes todays Moose Juice. tune in tomorrow!!!!!

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Fridays are Marcs day off, so there will be no activities. I need to level, just as you do. leveling is a sign of a healthy person. *ahem* *slinks away*


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Although, I, joshes, can have my broadcast for the day. Hallo Maltonians! Time to rise and shine! You got those AP, so get up and use 'em! While you're at it, could you feed my cat? She's been lonely since I left for Nurcombe, and I really feel like someone should take care of 'er. ya know, feed her and keep her company, and such. Rikka Rikka. You're listening to Moose Juice. All Nonsense, All road kill, all the days.'cept when I'm on vacation. You know. To take a break. Back to the music! That is, if anyone's listening. See, today I didn't change around your Radio Transmitters. Too lazy. That would mean that either, you wanna listen to this, or you're lazy to change your station. I rather hope it was the first.Today without Marc, I would like to say that I would like to quote Family Guy: ya know what really grinds my gears? My keyboard and my mouse. So hard to type, so hard to click. Obnoxious. Blasted Apple. Iay oday ikelay alkingtay inay igpay atinlay, oughthay. Uchmay unfay. Unless you don't understand me. And don't worry, I understand. Now to get back to life. Yes, that means signing off. Sorry, but I have a life in malton, too, you know. Like marc said: gotta stay...healthy. Why not listen to the Who while I'm gone. I do appreciate them. And to end the day... A virtual pudding to the first who calls in to say what this quote is from. Uhhh, I know!: Do, or do not. There is no try. Thanks. For Listening. Tune in again tomorrow to hear me, and hopefully Marc! Enjoy yourselves... Moose Juice: 28.08! Weeee!



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{THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CA- EVER GET THE FEELING YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED? EVER GET THE FEELING YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED? EVER GET THE FEELING YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED? EVER GET THE FEELING YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED? THE CAKE IS A LIE, THERE IS NO SPOON, NO VRGINIA THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUSE, THE EASTER BUNNY NEVER EXISTED, GOD IS DEAD !!} well, I'm certainly sorry to hear that. -Joshes yaaahhh... well.... if you say anything please keep it... uh well, not that. -Marc J.



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{Hello.} Hello, this is Marc. Feel free to ask any questions. While you're at it, check our wiki to see all of our past broadcasts. Tune in later. ^_^Marc J.


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{this hospitsl is own by the ZOMBIES} Then somebody better step up to get them out, eh? Which Hospital is being taken over? {eveyone com to the hospital in kyke hills eveyone come to the hospital in kyke hills}


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Mrac-don't see anyting at ephrem...gonna check julie marc-DOn't know what's happenin here... Hello and welcome...again...to a limited and out of place edition of Moose Juice. Yes, I am not broadcasting from Nurcombe Bank, and, in fact, I will not make it back today. Thanks to a limited amount of AP. I would like to eat my radio. In fact I will. MUGRUFF! FLUF!FLOOG! *barf* well, I have my radio back. I would like to let Wyke hills know that while Psycho cop states that he is a president, he is, in fact, a PKer. And, unless y'all respect that, I would avoid/disregard the graffitti. Even though I have had no one guess the quote, I will give my pudding to...'Vicious Kangaroo'. Because of his name. Congradulations. Please Check up on our wiki, Marc Johson toolboxed it. ONE AP tune in tommorow. Thanks Malton.


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Hello, Malton. Welcome to the next broadcast of MJR. All nonsense, all roadkill, all the time. Today, Marc (me) would like to bring you all on a virtual tour of a toilet paper factory. Now let your senses go... Imagine... You are now in front of a tall building, with a sign that has a giant painted roll of toilet paper. You are now walking down the halls, about to learn how they make toilet paper. The first room is full of wood. The wood gets chipped up, and sent to the second room. In the second room, they soak the chips in water, and mash the soggy chips together. This forms a thin sheet of 'toilet paper' know we know why never to buy this brand. Itchy. Ouch. And in the second room, the sheets are cut up into thinner strips, and rolled up. Now you know how this cheap brand makes toilet paper. If you are considering using this brand, think again. Best to stick to the newspaper, or the 'clean wipe' brand. Thanks for tuning in, and tune in tomorrow for more Moose Juice. Good night, and tune in tomorrow for more Moose Juice. Good night, and tune in tomorrow for more Moose Juice. Ever heard of deja vu? Anyways, good night, and tune in tomorrow for more Moose Juice. ^_^ - Marc J.



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{whats up? Anyone got ammo. Zombie out the front, we need to kill it Who ever is in Buckley Mall, LET DOWN THE DAMN BARRICADES!!!}


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{I have no eyeessss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thanks, William Wolfjager for the heal If you are a human come to Julie Gen hospital in Wyke hills come there to be safe Nix NT Bldg overrun - 9 zombies inside. Need reinforcements Anyone out there know where some ammo is? If it was up yer ass on fire doin' flutter kicks you'd know. ...where ta find it!!!}

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Welcome to tonights edition of Moose Juice! you know, I was just contemplating the use of the surgery skill. And you know what? It SUCKS. Who stays at a hospital for longer than a day or two? Stupid noobs, I tell you. So what does a normal person need it for? Then I got to thinking, if I had just had it when I was younger, then I wouldn't have lost Fido. Poor Fido. I miss the old dog. *cries* so, if you have a dog, then either steer clear of large motor vehicles, or get surgery. Never know when you might have to do open heart. I once noticed a guy who could use it. But, that is a story for another time. This was Marc, on Moose Juice radio, all nonsense, all roadkill, all the time. Good night, and tune in tomorrow. -(^_^) Marc J. of MJR (Check our wiki!!!)

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Today we are sorry to say that Joshes is deathly ill. Today I am sorry to say that Joshes is ill. I am sorry for any inconvenience, but Moose Juice will not be making any broadcast today besides this. The generator is low on fuel.. I am sorry, but we will be up and running again in a day or two. Sorry again. --- *_* Marc J.
(Marc j was not paying attention and broadcast this on 28.01. Smooth.)
(oops- M.J.)
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{come here Do not stand at my grave and forever weep. I am not there; I do not sleep. MCCLOUDS! This is ODoc @west. We've got a small infestation Help would be appreciated. If you could spare some drinkers Yes, talking to YOU there in the east! Generator setup and fueled in Maine.}

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{McCloud;s Pub has reached the end of its programming day.... ....queue the anthem! Hi, I'm a vampire!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA Hello! MoTo!} 

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Today on Moose Juice--- Marc doesn't have any time, so he will be giving short updates on his failures in the programming language liberty BASIC. today he learned about IF and THEN, string variables, functions, and formating display output. Marc is confused. SO he came here to complain. Tune in again for more wonderful failure. If your'e some great C++ programmer, stop making fun of me! -- :P Marc J.


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Today on Moose Juice--- Marc once again has little time. so MORE WONDERFUL FAILURE!!! today, Marc learned about conditional loops. listen up, kids, loops that go on and on and on and on and *Ctrl+Alt+Del* *End Task* are bad. I had a close call with a function called SIN( ). It listed the sin (pronounced "sine", a thing in trigonometry) of every number. it was stuck in an infinite loop. before I stopped it, it had gotten to at least a billion (no joke) never under-estimate the extreme computational powers of computers. thats all for today, and tune in tomorrow for more Moose Juice, all nonsense, all roadkill, all the time. Don't Forget to search for us on the urban dead wiki!!-^_^ Marc J.

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Yes, hello all. I know that we have been a little off with our Moose Juice, due to sickness, time away from the computer, and various pathetic PKers. BUT! I promise you we will getback on track as soon as possible. Which we have done. While I was retuning some radios in the area, I found that only one building had stayed loyal and kept its transmitter..hoping...believing that its master would return...and the dark lord rewards his minions. oh yes! he does...*gives silver hand* anyhoo. Yes anyHOO. not anyway. it is my way of speaking! Mine! My own! my...precious... do you know who you sound like? The church police? WAAAA! KABOOOM! Someone setted us up the bomb. We get transmission. Main screen turn on. Good evening gentlemen. It's you!!! All your base are belong to us. All your muffins are belong to us. We get bad translation. I am feel sorry. Apologize. ok. Anyhoo. Cleaning my bedroom this morning really gave me an insight on the secret lives of..........................................................................
 mold. Yes. Quite disgusting, I say. They frolicked about in my clothes and messed everything up. So I took up some weed killer. Naw. But seriously folks... did this cloud just speak? BOOM! yes, well. I have run out of ideas. and time. It'll all be on the wiki. Thanks for listening Malton. This was Moose Juice. All road kill, all nonsense, all the time. Well, now I have to use up all the empty space, or

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Hody agin, Malton. Not to be confused with Monty Python's Malden. yes, they want you to invest. I feel bored. And low on ideas. yes, even me. It could be I'm just tired, but my random meter is currently below zero. yes, while you all think I'm going to yell 'boom' or something. I can't. And I can't tell you how tempting it is. But so cliché. You know? I couldn't. well, maybe I can-QUACK. Which is almost as good as boom. Okay, cut off the sentanc yes. okay, now we can get back on schedule. k. kk. alright. woop. getting cut off.it wassss moooseeeee juiccceeee....
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