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== Forum seized by the FBI! ==
[http://www.maltoncityzoo.com Seriously]! What's all that about?! How do we get in touch with the MZK?! And are they all going to be executed with their heads placed on pointy sticks outside the Hoover building as a warning to other ne'er do wells? --[[User:Jake'Blues|Jake&#39;Blues]] 00:07, 2 April 2008 (BST)

: Tis April's Fool Day my blues singing friend! --<span title="Deputy Chairman">[[User:Angry Parakeet|'Keet]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 03:52, 2 April 2008 (BST)

==Third Annual Gingerbread Men Zombie Fishbake==

You are likely already aware, thanks to the irrepressible and garrulous Mr. First, that the [[The_Gingerbread_Men#A_Note_on_This_Wiki_Page_and_The_Gingerbread_Men.27s_Current_Status|Third Zombie Fishbake]] is to take place this week in the Lion Enclosure. As he can no longer edit the wiki himself, would you be so kind as to make the announcement? Thank you. --[[User:Bette Noir|Bette Noir]] 05:26, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

==You Misspelled My Name==

I noticed that you guys had me on your wiki page as one of the "imposters".  This is a fact, although a temporary one.  I also noticed that you misspelled my name.  I took the liberty of correcting it for you; hope you don't mind.  

I would also like to point out that my Group Title is "The MaIton Zookeepers", but it is definitely an impersonation of your group, so I do not mind you putting me on your "Imposter" list.  

Thanks for making the killing so fun!

Sincerely,
[[User:BillyClubThorton|Billy Club Thorton]] 21:14, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

::UPDATE: I have removed "The MaIton Zookeepers" Tag from my profile.  Any chance you could take me off of the impostors list?  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=976383 Proof]{{User:BillyClubThorton/signature}}

==Dwarf Hampster==
There is a [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=995166 Gerbil] running around west grayside.
My alt saw it a minute ago....it squeeked.
={{User:Doc Crook/Sig}} 02:31, 2 September 2007 (BST)
:New info, he is now plotting world domination. So I made a template, but didnt catch the broadcasts. 
{{Hamster overlords}}
={{User:Doc Crook/Sig}} 02:57, 6 September 2007 (BST)

:: Hmm, well, I hope you didn't hurt the little bugger too much. --<span title="Deputy Chairman">[[User:Angry Parakeet|'Keet]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 05:02, 7 September 2007 (BST)

== Greetings from The Sun Organization ==

Konichi' Wa. Hi, name's Chopper, I'm one of the main spokespersons for The Sun Org and I come to you
baring a possible chance of an alliance. We're an extremly active group who reside in Brooke Hills as you may know. Being situated so closely together, I beleive an alliance would be beneficial to both of our groups, you'd always be welcome in your neighbouring suburb, Brooke Hills, and we'd be able to provide re-enforcements should your Zoo become over crowded with the undead. A reply would be appreciated, regards... --[[User:ChopperReid|Chopper]] 23:01, 31 August 2006 (BST)

*Hey there. This is simply a friendly message, so please don't take this the wrong way my fury friends; but we've noticed a copious amount of spray paint recently around Brooke Hills of yours, and a lot of it has covered up our own. The Sun Org operate mainly in the North as you ZooKeepers do in the south, so of course between us we can share the suburb. But it can get a little irratating when we see a MZK tag over one of ours in a PD we've taken back for Survivors for an example. I just thought it better for a friendly face to make mention of it, rather than another member who may phrase it the wrong way and cause problems or something. Take it easy 'eh... Regards. --[[User:ChopperReid|Chopper]] 13:06, 25 September 2006 (BST)

** Hey Chopper - I'll be sure to bring this to the attention of the rest of the team. We set up some rules about tagging outside of the zoo area which someone must have forgotten to follow. Drop in and see us on our forum sometime, OK? --<span title="Zoo Chairman">[[User:Belmond|Belmond]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 02:17, 26 September 2006 (BST)

*Hey Belmond, sorry about such a late response, had a lot to deal with in RL recently. Just wanted to run something by you; once again, I'm leading the Reavers on an organized raid to the Eastonwood Ferals HQ, but after tonight we'll be coming back from Eastonwood for a short break from the carnage. As long as you don't mind, I'd like to organize a little trip to the Zoo for my war hero's. Perhaps we could help you clean up the Zoo if there's any Zombah' down your end? --[[User:ChopperReid|Chopper]] 13:28, 1 October 2006 (BST)

** Sure thing. We'd love to have a visit from you all. Break-ins have been getting more frequent in the last few days so there'll be plenty of activities to keep you occupied. --<span title="Zoo Chairman">[[User:Belmond|Belmond]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 22:27, 1 October 2006 (BST)

== Kisses from the Broadway Zombies ==
Thanks so much for inviting us! We had a great time. Special hugs to the elephant for the ride!--[[User:Snarfo|Snarfo]] 19:12, 16 September 2006 (BST)

== What We Can Do About Caiger Mall ==

It is only one mall, but the zombies have it and want to keep it. So taking it back'll piss them off. For that and all the obvious reasons the CMS is trying to slap together a coalition to take back the mall and environs. If the Zookeepers are interested, or any individual rhino-wranglers, or monkey feeders want to see some action contact me, or just announce it on the CMS page. [[User:Tyler Whitney0|Tyler Whitney0]] 19:32, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

== Re:holdonloosely ==

Howdy!

Just wanted to drop y'all a line that holdonloosely seems to be holding out near the Giddings Mall area - I've been PKed by them twice now.  Just so you know.  Thanks.  [[User:TheUncleBob|TheUncleBob]] 15:59, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

== Grevier ==

I was pked by a fellow named Grevier, who claims to be in your group.  I added him to the imposter section, and he is in the greater Caiger area.--[[User:TheHippestCat|TheHippestCat]]
* Thanks for the info --<span title="Zoo Chairman">[[User:Belmond|Belmond]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 02:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

== Lost Orangutan? ==
Umm, yes, hello... A friend of mine in the Carr Arms of Stanbury Village has mentioned something to me -- apparently the safehouse he is in has a Sumatran Orangutan in it and wishes to know if its one of yours.... [[User:Karen Howard|Karen Howard]] 08:49, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
:When the zombies first attacked many of our animals ran away. the animals we "claim" are the more friendly ones who have come back to the zoo. any other animal should be treated with kindness, but dont feed them.--[[User:Blood Panther|Blood Panther]] 04:56, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

== [[The James Earl Jones Awards]] ==

{{JEJ Nomination|User= The Malton Zookeepers|Award= Best Zombie/Survivor Group}}
{{JEJ Winner|User= The Malton Zookeepers|Award= Best Zombie/Survivor Group}}

== Greetings from the Palytoxin Gang ==

Just wanted to stop by your wiki page and say hello. And, to offer my assistance if things get too hot around the zoo.(Just not now, we're pretty busy now)--[[User:RayWhisperer|RayWhisperer]] 00:25, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

: Hello there Palytoxin Gang. It's good to hear from you - we don't get out to far flung Dulston very much. Your offer of support is very much appreciated. The Zoo is nicely quiet right now though we'll be sure to drop you a line if things get hectic again (we had a tough time last week but it's all over now). We also offer very reasonable group discounts if you ever want to organise a party to come down and visit the sights. --<span title="Zoo Chairman">[[User:Belmond|Belmond]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|zoo]]</sup></span> 01:32, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, unfortunately, the gang can't afford to travel too much. We need to keep the mall safe. I just wanted to stop by on my next walkabout. I also wanted to congratulate you guys for the JEJ award. Kudos!--[[User:RayWhisperer|RayWhisperer]] 02:08, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

== hello freinds of the zoo. ==

It is a new age, the age of a revolution, i am extending a offical invintation to join [[Viva la revolution]] and help bring balalance and security to urban dead.--[[User:Darkmagic|Darkmagic]] 22:19, 27 March 2007 (BST)

== Nets ==

I suggested nets as a new item via the suggestions page but it looks like it's going to be spammed into oblivion. :o( -[[User:Fuster|Fuster]] 03:55, 18 April 2007 (BST)
:If at first you don't succeed try, try again. after reading what people have to say take that info and make another suggestion. then post it on the suggestion talk page for some even more fine tuneing. after that you could post it for voting, but remeber, not all suggestions were meant to be. good try and good luck.--[[User:Blood Panther|Blood Panther]] 04:11, 18 April 2007 (BST)
::Interesting suggestion Fuster. I think the idea has merit although I am personally biased towards any suggestion that mentions the zoo in a positive way. I do agree with BP - you need to start a discussion about this on the suggestions talk page (see Boxy's comment in the votes) to flesh out the details. It's also always worth remembering that making suggestions on the suggestions page is a demoralising experience for almost everyone - a significant number of votes are arbitrary in nature and some users simply enjoy the small power trip they get from being rude to suggesters. Don't let the bastards grind you down. --<span title="Zoo Chairman">[[User:Belmond|Belmond]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|zoo]]</sup></span> 20:05, 18 April 2007 (BST)


== The Gingerbread Men as Official Friends of The Zoo ==

Greetings Zookeepers, I read this page just now and found it disconcerting that [[The Gingerbread Men]] aren't considered official friends of the zoo...If youy look at Ram Rock Ed First's user profile ID ingame, you will see that he bears items from all the major places he has been to support, and that includes his valued Malton Zookepers Shirt. The Gingerbread Men have a long yet sporadic history with the Zoo originally before the original 1st Annual GBM/Zoo Fishbake in 2006 as well as in said event and the successful follow up one this year. They pass through occasionally enmass or individually, and help maintain the barricades and feed the animals and fend off the hoards witha  variety of sabres and other implments giant men and women made of gingerbread are want to use! So please, can you add us to your Official Friends page listing in the main article.

Thankyou.
(Squidgey, Ram's alt, on behalf of Ram) -- [[User:Ram Rock Ed First|Ram Rock Ed First]] 10:15, 20 June 2007 (Australian Eastern Standard)


== Greetings from Detulux Incorporated ==
Good day, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Mr. S. Pain, chairman of [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Detulux_Inc Detulux Inc], a small but growing group of survivors who operate out of four buildings on the edge of Brook Hills (only a couple of blocks from the Malton Zoo, I believe). I understand that my associate [[User:Unema|Unema]] has in the past visited your forum offering our assistance, and I repeat the offer here for the purpose of being official. We consider the efforts of the Malton Zookeepers to be admirable, and thus consider you to be allies. In doing so, we offer the Detulux buildings as places Zookeepers can go to regroup and request first-aid. Our staff are more than happy to accommodate (even our resident zombie Yak-man). See our wiki for details as to where our buildings are. Thank you and good day. -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S Pain] 03:00, 03 August 2007 (BST)

Unfortunately, we have since relocated since my last post here, and can no longer extend the service we offered previously. Not that you seemed to care, anyway. -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S Pain] 19:08, 15 August 2007 (BST)

Sorry to hear you're leaving the area Pain. To be honest we do care about making friends and allies, but a few of us (The ones who usaully keep on eye on the wiki) have been busy and have not checked our Wiki. Sorry if we offened you. However, there is no reason why we still can't be allies. --<span title="Deputy Chairman">[[User:Angry Parakeet|'Keet]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 03:18, 16 August 2007 (BST)

I'm sorry if I came over a bit cynical. We still consider you allies. Your group was one of the reasons we chose our first HQ. I hope that, should we ever return, we'll be able to offer our direct services once again. Thank you. :) -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S Pain] 14:20, 16 August 2007 (BST)

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=='''Greetings from the [[FOD]]'''==

Just want to commend the fine folks at the Malton Zoo for their good work. Although the [[QSG]] would have you believe we are against Literacy, the Zoo and anything else, it is simply not true. We love animals! :)
In fact, we have a specimen of our own named Karth, a fine soul but still best kept in his cage most of the time. He bites. We apologize if any of your members got caught up in our little disagreement with the [[QSG]] recently. We will be taking extra precautions to see to it that all Zookeepers who happen to be visiting the Skiliter Library are left untouched. Good day. --[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 00:55, 23 October 2007 (BST)

== I would like to ==

Invite your group to [[The malton revolution]]--[[User:Darkmagic|Darkmagic]] 01:28, 23 October 2007 (BST)

== RP ==



Your group/organization is attributed on the [[List of Revivification Points]] for maintaining the following RP(s), the status of which has not been updated recently and it is scheduled for deletion from the list:

*St. Pius's Church (Brooke Hills)

Please make sure to check the status and update the timestamp of your RP(s) at least once every two weeks. You may also want to remove this section once you have updated the status of your RP(s). Thank you! --[[User:Saxsux|saxsux]]<sup>[[MalTel]]</sup> 20:20, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

== Allies? ==

I am Clone 101 leader of the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Black_Sheep Black sheep] (no we are not sheep) And I would like for us to be allies. We are very interested in killing zombie animals so they don't ruin the life of the live ones. So if we intrude your Zoo once in a while would that be Okay? Thanks [[User:Clone101|Clone101]] 18:23, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
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== [[The Forgotten]] ==
Hello old friends,

Have a problem need fixing? Want REAL justice? NEED your rightful vengeance? We can help! Someone unfairly griefing you? Been Pk'd once too often and want payback? Being hounded by the law? We can help! Seasoned PK'ers Ex-Flowers of Disease, experts at tracking and killing can help solve your problems! Now accepting all kinds of contracts for those in need!
<br>
'''[[The Forgotten]]''' are here.
Just thought I would let you know.
--[[User:Roland|Roland]] 13:30, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

== [[The Big Prick]] ==

Any Zookeepers interested in joining / sending alts?  Anything we should be aware of / do if we get near the zoo?  {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 06:30, 25 April 2008 (BST)

== Thank you! ==

Feely and I are enjoying Blendy! (That's our pet name for him) And we want to extend our thanks and love to the Zookeepers for letting us borrow/hire/worship the FSM and for sending over our only appliance. We do hope he can keep up with us..and if he's interested, we can teach him the ways of bandaids and staple guns! xoxo --[[User:Morgueasm|Morgueasm]] 21:31, 3 May 2008 (BST)

== [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre]] ==

{{Template:Group Active!}}

Currently the suburb in question is [[Shackleville]] but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 10:27, 28 July 2008 (BST)
: Can confirm that this group is active.  Completely insane as well. --[[User:Adavastor|Adavastor]] 03:45, 31 July 2008 (BST)
:: Shackleville is the location for our "Petting Zoo". Plenty of heavy petting going on there.......what? There's an elephant there. What were ''you'' thinking? --<span title="Chairman">[[User:Angry Parakeet|'Keet]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 03:38, 1 August 2008 (BST)

== [[Recruitment]] ==

If your group is still active and recruiting, please update the timestamp attached to your ad on the Recruitment page.  Ads with timestamps more than 14 days old may be removed without further notice.  Thanks! -- {{User:Atticus Rex/Sig}} 03:36, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

== The Great Radio Group Massacre ==



{{Radio Active!}}

I know this is a random request, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Thanks! {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 01:21, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:Yup were very active....in game anyway.--{{User:Blood Panther/Sig}} 10:33, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

== The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009 ==

{{Group Active!}}

This may seem like a stupid question, but it's for all groups, regardless of size. Cheers! --{{User:Janus Abernathy/Sig}} 18:12, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Yuppers, still active.--{{User:Blood Panther/Sig}} 23:25, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 20:26, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

==Hey Zookeepers!==

Hello, Megameh here, humbly requesting your help with the Fifth of November/Zombie Thanksgiving celebration coming up. As you guys are already rather close by, I figured you could maybe help? Please, contact me for further details if you are interested. Thank you for your time.--[[User:Megameh|Megameh]] 04:24, 23 August 2009 (BST)

==Hi==

{{Orphan}}

*{{sel|http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Malton_Zookeepers/recruit|The Malton Zookeepers/recruit}}
*{{sel|http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Malton_Zookeepers_(PZ)|The Malton Zookeepers (PZ)}}

--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 09:36, 23 September 2009 (BST)

== The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2010 ==

{{Group Inactive?}}
Periodically, groups are checked for activity in order to clean the inactive groups from the suburb pages. We'd appreciate it if you could confirm your activity in the game. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 23:57, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry to see the lack of a reply. If you guys are still active, feel free to add yourselves back to the listings for the suburbs. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 19:02, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
::We're active, just not on the UD Wiki. I've added TMZ back to the appropriate suburbs. --<span title="Chairman">[[User:Angry Parakeet|'Keet]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 16:11, 28 March 2010 (BST)
:::Glad to see it since I was sorry to see a group like yours pulled from the listings. We probably won't swing back through until next year with the cleanup, so it'll be awhile before you have to deal with this hassle again. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 18:42, 28 March 2010 (BST)

== Trade Union? ==
Hiya, I am wondering if you see yourselves as a trade union, if that is the case you might want to put yourselves in the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Category:Trade_Unions  Trade Unions] category. --[[User:Zyckde|Zyckde]] 18:43, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== Is your Radio frequency still in use? ==

{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sandpit/9/radioactive!}}

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 12:45, 25 August 2010 (BST)

: Yes, we're still using the radio frequency at 27.19 MHz. Usually to contact members in our other location at the Horsey Museum in Shackleville and on occasion, to order a pizza. --<span title="Chairman">[[User:Angry Parakeet|'Keet]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 02:44, 28 August 2010 (BST)
::Thanks a bunch Keet, have a good day, fellow zookeepers. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 13:12, 8 September 2010 (BST)

== Report ==

It would be in the best interests of [[Shearbank]] survivors if your group would return to help maintain the suburb, which has recently been cleared of the zombie threat. Maintaining and protecting NecroTech facilities are a top priority. --{{User:THE TERMINATOR/sig}} 05:36, 10 September 2010 (BST)

== GSGM2011 ==

{{Activelist!}}
<small>Any response here will be enough, but please list suburbs you're actually active in. This is a generic message and not directed at any particular group.</small> {{User:Vapor/sig}} 06:52, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

::We're active, we don't spend as much time here on the wiki. --<span title="Chairman">[[User:Angry Parakeet|'Keet]]<sup>[[The Malton Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup></span> 00:50, 28 January 2011 (UTC)
::Please list suburbs in which the group is active. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 02:06, 28 January 2011 (UTC)
::We're active in [[Ketchelbank]], [[Shackleville]] and [[Brooke Hills]].--[[User:Pinata|Pinata]] 18:43, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
:::Thank you kindly. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 18:44, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

== [[:Category:The Malton Zookeepers]] ==

{{GroupCat|The Malton Zookeepers/recruit|cat=The Malton Zookeepers}}Thanks. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 21:28, 1 February 2011 (UTC)

: The ad's back up in the recruitment section now. --[[User:Uroguy|Uroguy]]<sup>[[Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup> 03:15, 21 July 2011 (BST)

== A visit from [[User:Son_of_Sin/Doctor_Cannibal|The Cannibal Doctor]] ==

Hello zookeepers. I'll be in your neck of the woods in a few minutes. I may stay awhile if the zoo is entertaining. {{User:Son of Sin/DC/sig}} 19:41, 22 October 2011 (BST)