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== Spam? ==

Bah! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:52, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
:Oh come on...I just deleted that last batch of spam I got on this page... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:30, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
::Oh all right. By the way, +1. :D --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:31, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Damn...and that plus 1 will stay since I'm moving all 2008 edits to a new archive...You got lucky. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:32, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
::::Hehe! I keep all my archives on one page. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:33, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::Eh...Who cares.  I'm still in the top 5. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:39, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::Only because of WN spamming. +7.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:48, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::SHHHHHHHH!!!!  No one needs to know! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:49, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

You screwed up the * template so it doens't count. :P --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:19, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:I have no idea what you're talking about. :D --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:21, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

== Suggestions ==
Thanks for the fix on the numbering, I think Mordac's gone and broken it again, I'll add my response and if you could refix it it'd be great. Thanks again -- [[User:Iscariot|Iscariot]] 20:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:Cheers. -- [[User:Iscariot|Iscariot]] 20:53, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

== So Annoyed. ==

You beat me to the just say no comment. grrr. And now its passed. And Im fine.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:22, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:Better luck next time. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:29, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::Tempting as it would be I'm not getting involved in an 80's based comment war. But this comment may be only a bluff.......--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:34, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

==Your Cookie==
{{Cookie|Cyberbob|Axe Hack|reason=being the sharpest tool in the shed.}}
Enjoy! --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[CGR]] [[Project UnWelcome|U!]]</sup> 00:51, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
:Delicious. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:52, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

==sorry==
Im sorry. I didnt even know i did that. I think in the rush to spam Treviabot92 i wrote over somethings. do you want me to undo the changes?--{{User:Blood Panther/Sig}} 03:10, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
:to be fair, it wasnt bad faith. but thanks for not causeing unneeded drama.--{{User:Blood Panther/Sig}} 21:37, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
::and I thank you for that.--{{User:Blood Panther/Sig}} 21:47, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

==Thanks==

Thanks for the words of support.  Jack's Cold Sweat is an emo bitch, as is his entire crew. They have griefed one group (BRRC) out of existence, and they tried to do the same too us.  No such luck.  Now we run 40 deep and we pwn them all the time.  All is fair in war.  The rest of the burbs civilians love us.  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 01:17, 17 January 2008 (UTC)


==Channel 9==

Excuse me, can help me I've been asked to investigate by Serge the leader of S.T.A.R.S into the accusations of PKing made against a S.T.A.R.S member by a member of The Channel 9 News Teams. Having contacted the Anchor of Channel 9 she did not, or could not present proof to back up the claims and has now come to our forums and started threatening my group. I would appreaciate any information you can provide me with that will help me speed up an end to this messy issue thank you. --[[User:Meinstorm|Meinstorm]] 21:33, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:Thank you, I believe it's a zerg group as well, I know they use alts to spy on other groups (I've seen it on my forum). Thank you again.--[[User:Meinstorm|Meinstorm]] 09:55, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

== News just in.  Channel 9.  Well like news. ==

Glad to see someone else reading my favourite wiki page.

I'm always excited to find out what Xela798 and Tomer will type next. Although I still maintain that they're one person. Either that or they share a dictionary.

And I love theyve set up their HQ in a building generally accepted as in indoor revive point.

--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:13, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

== Gift ==
{{Boxes|there is a small mangy cat in a box, that has just swallowed a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box}}  A cat ate it. Can I have a refund please? I'm returning it in it's origonal box.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:05, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
{{Boxes|that this is probably just a cardbord box. It's got a bit soggy where someone's dropped it in a puddle, and it smells faintly of emulsion paint}}
Another type of box--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:11, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
==Hacked==
Damnit, you hacked me, what do you have to say for yourself... oh and this is SOOOO not spam...--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:35, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

==Re: Quiz==

*something shiny and absolutely useless (at least, useless in Malton) is always good. --[[User:John Taggart|Sgt. John Taggart]]<sup>[[U.N.I.T.|UNIT]]  [[5th_of_November|11/5]] [[WCDZ]] [[TJ|TJ!]]</sup> 18:08, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
*The diamonds, I think. Much easier to carry than bars of gold. --[[User:John Taggart|Sgt. John Taggart]]<sup>[[U.N.I.T.|UNIT]]  [[5th_of_November|11/5]] [[WCDZ]] [[TJ|TJ!]]</sup> 18:20, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

== Bullet holes. ==

Is it true about bullet holes meaning something? When do they appear?--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:11, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
:Weird I havent seen it on the wiki. Im in a building thats just been reclaimed after 3 months and its bulletholed to pieces.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:15, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
::Any chance of linking my quiz at the top of yours? I'll recipricate of course.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:36, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for that, its been returned.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:47, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

== Music Quiz ==

I too have noticed that it's mostly U.S songs, nothing wrong with that but if you wanted some British songs in particular, I'm thinking Punk and Indie for the most part, I'd be happy to supply a couple. I've already put one up for you on the talkpage of your quiz....--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 09:34, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Might I say that you should expand your cultural boundaries a bit? Most of this is U.S. based stuff, from the looks of it. Heres an example of something foreign.

 weißer als weiß
 heißer als heiß
 Einmal zu den Sternen
 und wieder zurück

This is just an example, if Axe wants to use it, he's free to. If you want to answer it, hey, be my guest. I'm not paying you though. :) --{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:30, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:Oh, and +1--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:30, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 dsf--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:31, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

::I've gotta U.K one for you here.
 They cried the tears, they shed the fears,
 Up and down the land,
 They stole guitars or used guitars
 - so the tape would understand,
 Without even the slightest hope of a 1000 sales
 Just as if, as if there was, a hitsville in u.k.,
 I know the boy was all alone, til the hitsville hit u.k.

--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 09:28, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Hitsville u.k by Clash.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:21, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh. You get a smartie. Good knowlege, by the way.... Oh, and it's an awesome song.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 11:50, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:Don't you Brits worry.  I'll have a British song for you soon!  As soon as I find the right song on my computer...My computer is like a music database.  Just give me some time to sort it out between J-Pop, US songs, and British songs.  Currently, I'm just picking from a hat... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 13:24, 25 January 2008 (UTC) By the way...I believe I went a little into Japan. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:16, 25 January 2008 (UTC) I also said, any questions and concerns go here. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:57, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
::You can always make the page into a redirect then file a protect request, that would make it so people won't make that mistake in the future.--<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 18:50, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:::It's funny 'cause I was thinking of doing that... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:49, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
::::Do some J-Pop for the next quiz.... Please? --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:22, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

== Thanks for the welcome ==

Hi, thanks for the friendly welcome. I'm new to this wiki (and to Malton) but I used to edit wikipedia quite a lot so I know the markup. Is there a page describing the procedures for updating suburbs when you receive an external military broadcast, or who/when to change the suburb map? is that voted on? Cheers, [[User:Garum|Garum]] 17:26, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
== Definition of irony? ==
[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Grim_s&diff=prev&oldid=1006520 This] + [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Suggestion%3A20080123_Play_Fair&diff=993744&oldid=993742 this] = irony/hypocrisy/unfounded slander/projection.  People in glass houses... --<span style="font-size:90%">[[User:Funt Solo|Funt Solo]]</span> <sup style="font-size:70%">[[Mod_Conspiracy|QT]]</sup> [[Image:Scotland flag.JPG|18px]] 22:59, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
:Well...You usually are the first to vote Humorous.  And that suggestion in which I was the first to vote Humorous on was Humorous.  Don't take it as an insult. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:17, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
::I'm kind of sensitive (recently) about people attributing things to me that I haven't actually done.  Can you back up "You usually are the first to vote Humorous" with any kind of evidence?  The reason I ask, is that I don't think you can, because it's simply not true.  Go and look through Category:Humorous_Suggestions, if you don't believe me. No hard feelings, but how would you like it if I just made shit up about you? --<span style="font-size:90%">[[User:Funt Solo|Funt Solo]]</span> <sup style="font-size:70%">[[Mod_Conspiracy|QT]]</sup> [[Image:Scotland flag.JPG|18px]] 19:42, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
::<small>(Moved this all here - hope you don't mind - to keep the convo together.  I can never follow these things when they hop, skip and jump between talk pages.) --<span style="font-size:90%">[[User:Funt Solo|Funt Solo]]</span> <sup style="font-size:70%">[[Mod_Conspiracy|QT]]</sup> [[Image:Scotland flag.JPG|18px]] 09:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC)</small>

== "Cookie" ==

{{User:Lh778/"Cookie"|lh779|Axe Hack|reason=nothing}}
--{{User:Lh778/sig}} 11:41, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

==My Apologies==
Sorry about [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Shearbank&diff=1026261&oldid=1026253 that]].  It's still the 14th where I am and I forgot to look at the server time.--[[User:Mister Nathan Marbles|Mister Nathan Marbles]] 01:15, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

==Tomer==

If you want to go to arbitration with tomer i'll be happy to arbitrate.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:25, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
:The only thing I can think of just to head to Arby's is him not learning how to sign.  And use grammar.  And indent.  And other n00bish things. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:53, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

==Template==
{{Medal|Rakuen|Axe Hack|his quiz}}{{Unsigned|WOOT}}

==Honestmistake==

I can understand your not liking negative AP actions but I don't get how this could be called an auto-attack? You have to actively choose to make the attack, you have to do it real time and you need to meet certain requirments to be able to try. --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 14:36, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
:I know you said they were close to auto-attacks rather than it was an auto-attack but I don't see how, even infection is far more of an auto-attack than this. In what way do you think it comes close?--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 14:46, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
::"For one thing, put yourself in the survivor's shoes of this thing. If they're a veteran without a account on the wiki, they'll be thinking Kevan has updated the game to either 1) give zombies auto attacks when they run out of AP, or 2) give zombies a way of earning a few extra AP"
:::Well flavour text saying "a zombie attacked you in an instinct driven frenzy" might help but even without a change in text how would they know how many AP the zombie had already used? A zombie can wander in through cades another has torn down and have 49AP. Thats almost always enough to kill a survivor and move to the next, it would be highly unlikely that this would take you past the number of attacks you could already make against a single target making this somewhat of a moot point. --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 19:54, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

==Assylum==

Thanks for showing me to that talk page.--[[User:Jamie Cantwell3|Jamie Cantwell3]] 17:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

==Yagoton==

What a pain in the arse. Does it look right ot you now?--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 20:46, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

Something tells me that the suburb color change is incorrect, but with the [[Big Bash]] heading ever closer, it probably won't matter. Thanks again for keeping up a secure safehouse in the area. --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 01:07, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

"DJSpinbad", is your safehouse still operating? --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 17:48, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks for your help, Axe. We're currently regrouping and reviving our forces. Keep yourself safe. --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 04:09, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
== Hershey? ==

Just to see, when Hershey bites it, hes more than welcome to join the [[Monroeville Many]].--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 13:07, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
:Oh snap.  I forgot my Monroeville character was named Hershey Park (Yea...I wonder where that name came from...Hmmm...) for a second there...And it seems interesting...But first I want to see if I can make it those "Outside the city" suburbs first...as a survivor, that is... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:50, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
::I did. It's pretty boring there, trust me. And if you're low-level, it's hard enough to get XP out there. Zombies? In my day alls we had to kill were bugs. XP? Ha. We needed to kill a thousand bugs for just one XP. AND WE WERE DAMN THANKFUL. {{User:Jordan Salafack/sig}} 20:51, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

== Snitch ==

[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning&curid=28257&diff=1060915&oldid=1060873 You! Yes, you!]

<nowiki>;)</nowiki> -- [[User:Iscariot|Iscariot]] <nowiki>00:21, 11 March 2008 (UTC)</nowiki>
:Eh.  Blame it on Hhal.  He started everything by putting me up there on A/VB. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:24, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

:: I was just messing with you. Plus AHLG has let us off <nowiki>:D</nowiki> -- [[User:Iscariot|Iscariot]] 00:33, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::<small>Or have I?</small> --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:34, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::::I wouldn't have..... Cos I'm evil - like!--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 00:36, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::{{*}}BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT!!!*  Mudkips!  assemble! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:37, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Drat! Comrades! To arms! We've been discovered! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:38, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Penguins!  You too!  Let's move, move, move!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:39, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::GAAR! Pull back to that easily defended hill! Artillery, fire! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:42, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Penguins!  Artillery fire back with snow balls packed with rocks!  *Meanwhile, Sora and his small gang open a trap door from behind Gnome's forces.  They proceed with great speed and slaughter half of Gnome's forces from their rear flanks.*
::::::::::Enough! Comrades! You have fought bravely today, know that your sacrifice was not in vain! Unfortunately, such rock formations on this planet makes it impossible to teleport us back to our space ships, but that doesn't mean we can't call in a space strike! *sends orders to a planetary bombardment space ship, the Naglfar to bombard the planet with a space strike* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:54, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Er, looks like you might be in the shit for this after all, Axehack......--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 00:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::I counter your attack, Gnome, by calling out the Star Wars fleet.  *Thousands of X-Wings appear and begins shooting down Gnome's ship.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:58, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::Godammit, the supid Star Wars fleet always beats the bad guys. Initiate the warp drive captain! *The Naglfar begins to warp, but not before shotting a photon nuclear giglaboo class bomb at Axe's planet, which explodes, creating a gigantic hole 1/3 the size of teh planet* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:02, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::I counter with my alternate dimension machine, teleporting your blast to your own planet. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:03, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Gnomes are immune to our own weapons, we are good planners, kthx.  --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:18, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

For our wonderful interested parties following this, I have made a response on A/VB as I believe I now count as a directly involved party. You may continue with your war now. -- [[User:Iscariot|Iscariot]] 01:20, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:I think this war ended in a draw...For now I need to plan a space invasion against Gnome... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:21, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::I needs more space ships... where are my engineers and tinkers when I need them? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:22, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::I would join in, but my first pick in any "Starship Arena of Death" got banned by my friends for winning all the time. -- [[User:Iscariot|Iscariot]] 01:23, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm holding most of them hostage, Gnome.  *Shows him a picture of his engineers and tinkers.*  Don't worry.  I'm treating them very poorly. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:25, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

==''E!''==
Yup, you were right about the Jet Packs. You still have your Army of Mudkips though..--<span style= "border: 2px solid black">[[Signature_Race|<span style="color: white; background-color: darkred">A</span>]][[User:Airborne88|<span style= "color: white; background-color: black">'''''irborne88'''''</span>]]</span>[[Image:Zzz1.JPG|15px]]<sup>[[User_talk:Airborne88|<span style="color: darkred">'''T'''</span>]]|[[Zomcon|<span style="color: black">'''ZC'''</span>]]|[[Malton Inhumane Society|<span style="color: darkred">'''MI'''</span>]]|[[Project Evil|<span style="color: black">'''''E!'''''</span>]]|[http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?airborne88]</sup> 01:00, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::Gave you credit for stealing the ''E!'' from AHLG on my page--<span style= "border: 2px solid black">[[Signature_Race|<span style="color: white; background-color: darkred">A</span>]][[User:Airborne88|<span style= "color: white; background-color: black">'''''irborne88'''''</span>]]</span>[[Image:Zzz1.JPG|15px]]<sup>[[User_talk:Airborne88|<span style="color: darkred">'''T'''</span>]]|[[Zomcon|<span style="color: black">'''ZC'''</span>]]|[[Malton Inhumane Society|<span style="color: darkred">'''MI'''</span>]]|[[Project Evil|<span style="color: black">'''''E!'''''</span>]]|[http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?airborne88]</sup> 03:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

==Thank you for the tip==

Just thanking you for the link to the Template help page thing, you wiki people are a very helpful.--[[User:Jamie Cantwell3|Jamie Cantwell3]] 22:27, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

== .... .. ==

..  -.- -. --- .--  -.-- --- ..- .-.  .--. .-.. .- -. ... --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:23, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:.-- .. -. -.-/-.-/-.-  --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 23:48, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
::-. --- -/- . ..../-- ..- -.. -.- .. .--. --..!!!--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 23:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

==Quiz==
Sure. :) I'm in. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
:Lol. Sorry dude. :P I'm half asleep over here. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:23, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
::By my guess...Are you in England?  If so...just hit the sack.  It's 11:30PM over there already! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:26, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
:::ENGLAND!! >:( I iz not English. I am Scottish! :P Hence the huge Scotland Flag on my User Page. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Wait...I thought Scotland was in England...Or as they call it now-a-days, the Unite Kingdom. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:31, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::*rolls eyes* We're not in England. We are special. :D We have Haggis. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:35, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::And we have the Statue of Liberty. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:36, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I haz Mudkips though. :P U can haz one. {{Mudkips}} -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 16:01, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Und Milch. {{Milk|Cheeseman|Axe Hack|reason=luving his box}} -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 19:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::{{cookie|Cheeseman|Axe Hack|reason=not saying goodbye to yesterday}} and {{FreeRat2|Krazy Monkey|Axe Hack|for not saying goodbye to yesterday.}} -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 20:00, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::HEY!  This is a stale cookie!  (In other words, there's nothing on this template.) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:02, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Lol. Sorry. :P Forgot. Have a tree to make up for it (and a new cookie). 
{{Money Tree}} -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:14, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::I need a new cookie too. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 21:15, 20 March 2008 (UTC)



Ok. :) Question looks good to me. If you want to stick it [[User:Krazy_Monkey/Quiz#Quiz_the_Tenth|here]] we can get started. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:25, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


Pie for you. :P {{Pie}} -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:45, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

How do you define cheating on your quiz? I ask so that I don't break the rules. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 03:46, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

{{QuizPrize6}}
{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:47, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:Whoohoo!  About time! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 13:01, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

{{Mudkips}} Enjoy. :D -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:06, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

== 'Bout my sig ==

Uh, nope. I'm trying to fix it right now, if you'll just hold your horses. [[User:Jordan Salafack|Jordan Salafack]] 02:26, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

== Quizzers ==

Do we need a catergory? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 13:18, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:Well...The Quiz category on WQM wasn't real, so I removed it, but I think we might need a category... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 13:19, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::How about this pic?[[Image:Quiz.gif|15px]]--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 02:42, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

==VB==
"Flipping" appears to be a sockpuppet of thekooks according to CheckUser. Thoughts? -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 18:13, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:Then you go ask for thekooks's reason of action.  Unless thekooks is using AOL, then the IP check won't really help here... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:15, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

==Guns==

First off, thanks for telling me how to properly sign my posts. Secondly I think melee weapons should do more damage then fire arms for the simple reason axes make more of a mess in a shot to the head then a bullet. However that makes it pointless spending the AP required in order to get the ammo. --[[User:Rogueboy|Rogueboy]] 20:30, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Currently I think the UD is in the zombies favour simply looking at the map shows that something is uneven, and while being perfectly balanced will most likely never happen we're just one upping each other. I think being able to have ranged weapons would add realism and the loss in accuracy wouldn't completely destroy the game. Also it's rare I run into someone and attack them while they are at their computer, or have the AP to retaliate. I currently have 4 chars >.> 3 intended survivors (not working out so well) and 1 lifetime zombie. Currently my lifetime zombie is attacking other Zeds in order to gain XP as all my chars are low level. --[[User:Rogueboy|Rogueboy]] 20:41, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Does that have anything to do with what suggestions were passed and put into effect by any chance? (I'm fairly new) --[[User:Rogueboy|Rogueboy]] 20:45, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Mall tour? (which part of new didn't you get :p) that's one double chinned smiley --[[User:Rogueboy|Rogueboy]] 20:49, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Damn... so much to learn but alas I am out of time as its closing time at work, yeah I can see how its a bitch to be a starting zombie hell even a starting private was a bitch form me. The odds were against me 30% chance to hit my ass! --[[User:Rogueboy|Rogueboy]] 20:56, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah when a newbie (like me) joins the game they really don't explain much about the game, not to mention my first character started off in a rough place of town. That didn't help things much except help me to quickly grasp the game. Why does everyone think killing Zeds in the street is a waste? I mean don't they eventually mob up and bring you down? --[[User:Rogueboy|Rogueboy]] 00:48, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Quickly found that out with my Necrotech employee, apparently most Zeds are scanned, also took resident in a EHB building with my firefighter class, left for two hours came back; dead. No zeds outside when I moved in, been like that with a few people though. --[[User:Rogueboy|Rogueboy]] 00:46, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

==Quiz Prizes==
Thanks for playing! Here are your rewards!
{{Rsprize3}}
{{Rsprize1}}
{{Rsprize7}}
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{{Rsprize5}}
{{Rsprize4}}
{{Rsprize2}}
--{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 01:38, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
{{Bottlecap}}
You won Hang Man!!--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 00:58, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
{{Rsprize-hero|Awarded=Axe Hack}}
--{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 05:02, 30 March 2008 (BST)

== re: ==

I think I've got it now. Thanks, though :)  What do you think of it? I think the next step would be using symbols or icons instead of BBK, DB, 2C and ALiM, if that's allowed.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 01:09, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:Cool. I mostly stole it off my friend. Oh well.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 01:12, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

==Arrrgh!==

Whats with all this welcome newbieing? Are you running for sysop! Oh my new quiz is easssssy. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:19, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
:Welcome newbie'ing wouldn't matter if he was running. Everyone would take a look at his contribs, and pretty much discount the welcoming as contributive edits.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:17, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
Nefarious! --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:23, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

== SigRace ==

Race over Matthew, huh? Well, looks like mostly by welcoming templates on talk pages, meh. On the other hand, Matthew got hiself there absolutely in the same way... --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[LCD|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 08:46, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
:Well...I highly doubt I could have passed him my own way, so I used his own strategy against him. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:59, 26 March 2008 (UTC)


==Moar Prizez==
Forgot about these ones so here's a random selection of 3. :)

{{Money Tree}}
{{Daxter}}
{{Manbagz}}
-- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:55, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

== You know ==

{{tl|WN|subst:wn}} will place your signature,template, and heading too.--{{User:Axe27/Sig}} 18:47, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
:What about the one with the question marks at the end? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:03, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
::The other welcomenewbie template [[user:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome|AHLG]] and I forgot to subst. You're more than welcome to create a subst version.--{{User:Axe27/Sig}} 18:33, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Never mind. I created a subst version of the template. {{codeInline|{{tl|wn?}}}} will now produce the same results as {{codeInline|{{tl|welcomenewbie?}}}}. Like it? --{{User:Axe27/Sig}} 18:44, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Pretty. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:57, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
== Collaboration ==

Would you be interested in an alliance of sorts on Reference Quiz 11? --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 22:25, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
:I would be very interested.  I have some knowledge of binary...so let's get working. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:26, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
::I, also, work some with binary. Here's what I've done so far: I took the 396 numbers you got from the Morse and broke them into groups of 4. I was startled to find that there were only seven different number combos: 3031, 3131, 3030, 2030, 3130, 3020, and 3120. My first thought was the musical scale (7 notes, A-G). Thoughts? --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 22:30, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
:::I think I've got it to binary. However, my attempts to translate it with an internet-based converter [[User:Bronz93/quiz|failed]]. If you want, I'll give you the binary, but I'm not sure it would help. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 23:38, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
::::I'll work on it tomorrow morning before I head off to school.  No code is impossible to crack...that's for sure. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:36, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::You don't have to convert it to quaternary and then to binary; I've already changed in into binary (see a few lines above). --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 21:22, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Cripes! I may have made a mistake when converting! I'll re-do it and get back to you. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 21:25, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I have no idea what I did, but I tried converting to letters and got:
'''FYYFAXYXRFYYFAFXFRFYFYAYFFRFYFFAYFYRFYFXAFFFRFYFFAYFYRFYFYAFXFRFYFXAFXFGFYFFAFXYGFYFFAYFYRFYFXAFFYR'''
--{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:33, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
:Sadly, your result makes more sense than mine. I did make an error in my conversion, but the corrected one makes no sense at all. Specifically, '''ÍÝÝÌŒÜÝÜÈÍÝÝÌŒÍÜÌÈÌÝÍÝŒÝÍÌÈÌÝÌÍŒÝÍÝÈÌÝÍÜŒÍÌÌÈÌÝÌÍŒÝÍÝÈÌÝÍÝŒÍÜÍØÍÝÌÜŒÍÜÍØÌÝÍÍŒÍÜÝØÌÝÌÍŒÝÍÝÈÌÝÍÜŒÍÍÝÈ''' What do we try from here? --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 11:04, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
::Look up any code involving whatever the hell we got? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:58, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Here's something: I was looking at the way the Morse was arranged and noticed that it's 22 rows by 9 columns, with each column being two numbers wide. After translating from Morse, I noticed that the first and last two numbers of each row are 30 and 20 respectively. Do you reckon that's significant? --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 21:22, 1 April 2008 (BST)
::I also noticed when you look at it in the edit box it comes out in nice neat rows, rather than the way its normally displayed on the screen. Significant? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:38, 1 April 2008 (BST)
:::Yeah, that's what I was going off with my post above. I'm of the opinion that it matters, but I can't figure out why. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 22:54, 1 April 2008 (BST)
::::Erm...I think the Morse code is like that now because of my doing...Whoops.  And yes.  It might be significant.  Now if only I've hadn't delete my work...Guess it's back to the drawing board for me... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:51, 2 April 2008 (BST)
:::::If you want to see the original form of the quiz, [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Bronz93/quiz&action=edit&oldid=1083112 here's] a link for ya. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 21:32, 2 April 2008 (BST)
::::::I know what it looks like.  After all...I was the one who screwed it up with my Morse code translation... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:33, 2 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::If you don't mind my asking, how did you "screw it up?" I've found your translation most helpful. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 03:11, 3 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::Let's just say...when I placed the number code on the page, it sorta screwed up the original pattern of the Morse code (That 22 x 9 pattern thingy).
:::::::::Well, if nothing else, it looks prettier now. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 12:09, 4 April 2008 (BST)

== Hi Axe - I want your opinion ==
Hey Axe, can you go to Talk:Suggestion and give me your opinion on my Sledgehammer suggestion? It's been getting good reviews but I want a wider range of people discussing it. Thanks. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 18:04, 4 April 2008 (BST)
:I don't really like the idea, that's why you haven't seen a reply from me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:07, 4 April 2008 (BST)
:: Ahh okay, that explains it then. Guess I can't bribe you then. Just for future reference, are there any changes that could be made to it that would make you more likely to like it? I like getting input during the talk:discussion stage so that I know if I should bother taking something to voting or not. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::{{*}}Erhemm...*  Read my response in that last topic thing you left here. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:13, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::::Yeah just did that - I didn't look  before I typed this in. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:15, 8 April 2008 (BST)

==Thanks for the templates==

Thank you for the templates!  Always a fan of quizzes!--[[User:MikhailA|MikhailA]] 21:11, 5 April 2008 (BST)

==4-u==
<nowiki>{{Arn}}</nowiki> Made this thought you might like it. Maybe you could use it for a door stop or something.--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 06:10, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:Friend?  For real?  I thought it was more of acquaintances. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:22, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::I think jew is my friend. If anybody tries 2 mess wit chew day gotz ta deel wiff me. ''We roll deep.'' Ok, I will never talk like that again. ever. --{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 03:41, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:::N00B!!!  Kill it!  Kill it!  Kill it!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:37, 9 April 2008 (BST)
::::WooT!1eleven11!!  You see the kid who put like 50 suggestions on kevan's page?!?! har-har. Guess he figured the suggestion system was just too slow..{{Unsigned|Airborne88}}
:::::Now it's not n00b...it's newb...You forgot to sign. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:00, 9 April 2008 (BST)
::::::I was trying to come back and drop the unsigned template as a joke.. Get it? Damn you conflict error!! The nOOb I was talking about was me--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 20:05, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::{{*}}Takes out n00b killing device*  Let's play a game I like to call Kill the N00b.  And since you're the n00b, I'll give you 10 seconds to run.  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...te- --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:08, 9 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::Quickly changing topics, did you see the screen shot on my user page? What are your mudkips doing around fort creedy?--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 20:12, 9 April 2008 (BST) 
:::::::::Fort Creedy most fall.  Along with everyone inside it.  And as soon as I have captured Fort Creedy, I shall use it as a base to take over the rest of Malton.  Oh...I almost forgot.  10.  *Aims n00b killing device at Arn* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:21, 9 April 2008 (BST)
===Stolen Codes??===
Well, in all fairness I post on my page that any/all codes are up for grabs! Now, there is just a small mater of payment.. *cookies..Cough-cough* (and all will be forgiven.) Seriously, thanks for the props!--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 05:28, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:Um...Cookie right?  With a touch of evilness or what? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:37, 9 April 2008 (BST) {{c|white|And I'll make sure to poison it...}}
::Eh, your call. --{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 19:50, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:::My call, eh?  *Assembles Mudkip Army for war* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:00, 9 April 2008 (BST)
====Oh?====
Is the sig race bonk or something? It never seems to get updated. Lots of stuff around like that (wiki patrol/mentor). Seems they were really active for a short time-''years ago''--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 05:57, 9 April 2008 (BST)(nope)
:It's active, despite the fact competition has been crap these days.  I mean, I wouldn't have been able to pass Matt unless he was still active, which he isn't. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:37, 9 April 2008 (BST)
::I have gotten like a 800 links in a little over a month. I am not even trying anymore..--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 19:50, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:::I might slightly try to keep my #1 most linked to user spot... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:00, 9 April 2008 (BST)

==Sledgehammer Vote==
Just wondering, with your kill vote on the Sledge Hammer, wouldn't that be the same for -any- weapon, or any zombie attack? If you're VERY lucky in a day you might get 75% on every zombie bite as well, or every axe hit, or every flare gun hit.  Any way I can get you to change the vote? Cookie? I'm not above outright bribery. :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:23, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:How many cookies are we talking about?  And please, next time you're leaving a comment or something here, can you not use that line break thingy?  I find it really annoying. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:30, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::Sorry about that. I only started using wiki a couple weeks ago. You should have seen me before Airborne started helping me out. Total mess.  I'll give one cookie, but it's a particularly evil cookie, brimming with devilish badness. Plus it'll make girls go ga-ga for you. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:13, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::{{*}}Takes out a contract and a pen.*  Sign here.  *Points to a bunch of dotted lines* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:14, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::::Very ominous. *signs* --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:20, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::::Thank you.  You just sold your soul to me for a cookie and a vote change.  I now own you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:29, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::::::I really have to start reading the fine print on these things.... --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:32, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::{{c|white|That's why I like to use white ink on white paper.}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:33, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::Tricky little pischer, aren't you. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:39, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::Oh...I forgot.  On page 2 of the contract, there's a bit in Morse code.  It says, "-.-- --- ..- /  .... . .-. . -... -.-- /  .- --. .-. . . /  - .... .- - /  .. ..-. /  -. . . -.. . -.. --..-- /  -.-- --- ..- .-. /  -... .-.. --- --- -.. /  .-- .. .-.. .-.. /  -... . /  ..- ... . -.. /  - --- /  ..-. . . -.. /  - .... . /  -- ..- -.. -.- .. .--. /  .- .-. -- -.-- .-.-.- " --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:42, 8 April 2008 (BST)

{{Very_Evil_Cookie|1=Tselita|2=Axe Hack|reason=accepting a very Blatant Bribe}}
... Just eat your dang cookie. (first time I've done a template (with thanks to Airborne and Axe Hack) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 23:02, 8 April 2008 (BST)
* There, now you both have your due credit :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 23:18, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:Uh...I was the only one responding to that topic... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:04, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::Um... responding to what topic? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 23:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::The one on Arn's talk.  About making that evil cookie template thing. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:14, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::::Ohhhh, you mean why did I write 'with thanks to Airborne' - because when you said that, I figured out how to make a template by looking at a template that Airborne had previously sent me (I didn't want anyone to think I took the color design from him without giving him due credit). But one sec.... I'll change something so you don't feel left out. :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 03:47, 9 April 2008 (BST)


Axe, I didn't steal any code. Hhal made the initial background on my user page for me based on the colors I asked for him to give me, and I filled in the words and added the templates which people had sent and given me and one that I had designed myself. No stealing. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 16:53, 12 April 2008 (BST)


===Gun Club - Not a Dupe===
Geez you're a glutton for cookies, you know that? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 17:28, 12 April 2008 (BST)
{{Evil Cookie|Tselita|Axe Hack|reason=being a robber baron}}
{{cookie|Tselita|Axe hack|reason=totally ruining my innocence}}
:Yum.  By the way...How am I seeing this?  I heard rumors that women are myths... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:32, 12 April 2008 (BST)
::Oh the whole 'women on the internet' thing? Yeah, I'm the only one. The rest of my kind are too busy being barefoot and pregnant to do something complicated like surfing on the interweb... the cybernet... unless it's to find recipes to cook meals for their men --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 17:50, 12 April 2008 (BST)
:::Witch!  Burn her!  Burn her!  She knows too much! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:51, 12 April 2008 (BST)
::::I foresee a monty python skit coming next.... --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 19:03, 12 April 2008 (BST)



Axe, my speargun suggestion is up for a vote. Not sure what WanYao or Riseabove's general malfunctions are - I don't mind kill votes or spam votes but at least they could be civil about it. Or am I being too sensitive about this?  Admittedly this isn't one of the suggestions I care all that much about, but still ... Are they usually like this? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 00:20, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:I really have no clue.  I don't pay those two too much mind. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:51, 15 April 2008 (BST)



Axe, just checking - you're not annoyed with me, I hope, right? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:10, 16 April 2008 (BST)
:Nah.  The only 2 females I find annoying...My sister, and my girlfriend (Who is sucking out all the money from my wallet...) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:12, 16 April 2008 (BST)
::heehee ok. I wasn't sure because of the 'whining' comment. Again - not whining, it's just been my observation because I haven't been around back in 2005-2007. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:17, 16 April 2008 (BST)
:::$100 says I'll get dumped by the time I reach $0.  Oh wait...by that time, I won't even have money to bet.  Darn. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:20, 16 April 2008 (BST)
::::I'm sure you're getting something in return. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:28, 16 April 2008 (BST)
:::::Besides her arms around me and lots of kisses? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:35, 16 April 2008 (BST)
::::::You have to earn those, you know. Guys need to realize that --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:40, 16 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::I think I'm only being dated because I carry the most money around school.  I usually carry about $200, you know... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:42, 16 April 2008 (BST)

== Re:Safehouse ==

As a matter of fact, [[the Abandoned]] is planning/was planning something of their own, but we have come to suspect that we have a '''mole''' within our ranks, if you know what I mean. Because of this, we have been taking extra measures to make our movements more clandestine, as well as keeping to the shadows. However, we would appreciate any help that outside survivor groups can give us, especially seeing as the [[NMC]] have helped us before. I also gladly accept your offer, however, it might be best if you sign on at our forums (abandoned.lucien.me.uk) and PM the details to me instead of sending it through my email account. I would rather not get spam mail from the likes of [[the Dead]]. Thanks again for your support of the survivor cause.  --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 02:10, 10 April 2008 (BST)

== cookie ==

thanks. Now finish answering my quiz. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:51, 11 April 2008 (BST)

== Thanks ==

for the cookie (and BTW it's a template, and could have gone under templates section)--{{User:Rictor_Stilwell/sig}} 23:35, 11 April 2008 (BST)

== Yum. ==

Thanks for the yummy cookie. However I would suggest you use 2 ¾ cups of sugar instead of just 2. Otherwise, yum! Good luck on your rise to power! --{{User:Hhal/Sig}} 19:35, 12 April 2008 (BST)

== Underwater MMO ==
Seaquest 2010 MMO heehee. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 20:16, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:Um...Can I get an underwater James Bond mmo, please? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:19, 15 April 2008 (BST)
::Actually I think there IS an underwater MMO called Underwater Goddess or something. Yeah James Bond is awesome --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 20:29, 15 April 2008 (BST)

==Just so you are aware==
You will most likely lose your bid for sysop as the Goon leader from SA has posted for all the goons to vote against you. Im sorry. If you want proof I can give it to you. I just wanted to stop by and offer my apologies. -- [[User:Cisisero|Cisisero]] 07:19, 18 April 2008 (BST)
:Hahahaha oh Cisisero, you're ever so thoughtful. --[[User:Deadtanian|Deadtanian]] 09:44, 18 April 2008 (BST)
::Yes Cisisero, god forbid a leader of a group asks his group to vote against someone.  Tattle on, you shining star. [[User:Rudiger Jones|Rudiger Jones]] 17:01, 18 April 2008 (BST)
:::Calling the leader of 'The Dead' of the Something Awful Goon Squad the leader of a legitimate UD group is sort of like calling Mohammed Atta the leader of a legitimate US political party:) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 18:26, 18 April 2008 (BST)
::::Time to really put out my Facebook and text messaging propaganda in real life...Maybe I should switch to posters next....And probably somehow convince my entire school to vote for me...Time to get that money reserve running... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:56, 18 April 2008 (BST)
::::Thanks to my friend, he'll be convincing 20 people to vouch for me.  And it's all this for just $21.  What a good deal.  And now...I still have a lot of money left...And especially since my Spring Break is just starting, that money supply is gonna grow throughout the next few days...Just so I can have enough to pay my friends as thanks.  Now this is evil. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:21, 18 April 2008 (BST)
:::::And now your entire campaign is moot you dumb prick, enjoy either not getting the position or earning it under scrutiny.  You can bitch about proxies all you want but the system that's in place didn't (or isn't at the time of this writing) get you enough votes to achieve sysop.  Fuck at least The Dead work for free. [[User:Rudiger Jones|Rudiger Jones]] 23:02, 18 April 2008 (BST)
::::::Aw the poor widdle Dead stooge is getting angwy. coochie coochie coo.  --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 00:05, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::Meh. Don't bait em Tselita.... best thing is to ignore such daft spammieness of the promotions thing.... The beurocrats know what's going on and who is a meatpuppet and who isn't. Best thing is to not challenge em, a fight does both sides no good but a fight can't go on if someone isn't playing.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 00:18, 19 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::Meh, okay. I miss the days where Something Awful made me just think of bad movie reviews :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 01:23, 19 April 2008 (BST)
::::::Hey Rudiger Jones! Off my page! You're not welcome here. This is your first warning. If I have to give you two more warnings to get off, I'll report you to A/VB. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:50, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:I totally voted before that based on personal observation.  feels good to be ahead of the game, heh. --[[User:Riseabove|Riseabove]] 00:48, 19 April 2008 (BST)
It isn't a vote. Meatpuppetry will be ignored. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:04, 18 April 2008 (BST)
:<s>If that's the case, would Florencio's vote count?  I mean, it would be virtually impossible for me to run 20+ blocks and back in 5 minutes, tops. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:34, 19 April 2008 (BST)</s> Forget it. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:29, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:It's nice to see the administration showing their true colors, as per usual.<p>
:'''"ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL<br>BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS."''' --[[User:Kid sinister|Kid sinister]] 04:09, 19 April 2008 (BST)
::Wow.  One sysop.  Who cares?  I never had good terms with Karek, for all I care, now get the fuck off my page. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:11, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:::Wow yourself.  You're in high school and you haven't read the book that quote is from? [[User:Kid sinister|Kid sinister]] 04:13, 19 April 2008 (BST)
::::Do you think I care at the momment?  No.  Strike 2. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:13, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:::::You'd better care, your future here depends on it. [[User:Kid sinister|Kid sinister]] 04:15, 19 April 2008 (BST)
::::::You really want me to call strike three now, huh?  Did you not read the top of this page?  I'll give you a chance to walk away from this page and never contact me again. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:16, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::You go right ahead.  You're batting 0 for 4 this month.  [[User:Kid sinister|Kid sinister]] 04:22, 19 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::You realize I'm not gonna accept any of the arbitrators you choose, right? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:24, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::And all of this from typing out a reply to someone else and not yourself... --[[User:Kid sinister|Kid sinister]] 05:06, 19 April 2008 (BST)

==Just and FYI==
You can't actually enforce the [[A/VB]] think, or, at least, it's not vandalism even if you want it to be, which makes the rule being there actually kinda pointless. Feel free to remove this.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 01:45, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:Actually, I believe I reported someone for breaking my rules once...but I believe that was Poopman9 editing my Archive or something. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:48, 19 April 2008 (BST)
::Karek has it. The only time a post to your talk page can be considered vandalism is if it is in violation of a pre-existing Arby's ruling. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[CGR]] [[Project UnWelcome|U!]]</sup> 02:00, 19 April 2008 (BST)
:::Or spam from a spammer. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:01, 19 April 2008 (BST)
::::That's why I clarified it just a few minutes ago. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:02, 19 April 2008 (BST)

==Beta Testing==
If you're still interested in the beta testing, of the newest version of the game please drop me a line at my talk page... This beta is Affliction of course. --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 03:57, 8 May 2008 (BST)

==I'm Back!!!==
Yes.  After a 2 weeks absence since the System Operator incident, I'm back.  And I know some ''people'' (You know who you are...) aren't gonna be happy about this...Which is why I'm posting this.  If you wish to say "Welcome back!", post under, duh.  "Welcome Back".  If you wish to say "This wiki seemed better when you were gone!  Go back to hell!", post under <s>"I'm a troll!"</s> "Go To Hell". --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:41, 9 May 2008 (BST)
===Welcome Back===
Anything the mudkips say I was doing bad is not true. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:04, 11 May 2008 (BST)

===Go To Hell===
Look out! It's Snuffleupagus! ''[runs over Axe Hack with tanker truck]'' --[[User:Tony Feld|Tony Feld]] 19:52, 9 May 2008 (BST)
:DO I know you?  I knew it...This section should have stayed as the "I'm a troll!" section... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:57, 9 May 2008 (BST)
::He is a known vandal... gnome just banned him, so you can remove this section. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 20:03, 9 May 2008 (BST)
:::Welcome back. Hold on wrong section. Let me rephrase. Welcome back, and give me cookies. Yes its a sesame street themed section. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:59, 9 May 2008 (BST)
::::I knew this "Go To Hell" section would go too far...And why should I remove this section, Hagnat?  Did you not know it was me who placed it here in the first place (Sarcasm intended...Very poor sarcasm...)? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:07, 9 May 2008 (BST)

Biggie Smalls = Notorious B.I.G dumbass.... welcome back--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 19:33, 13 May 2008 (BST)
:Yea, well...I want hard core proof that's not from Wikipedia.  But I did insist on giving RLN a prize, so it really doesn't matter now. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:14, 13 May 2008 (BST)
::You've missed this, haven't you? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:31, 13 May 2008 (BST)
:::This came after the quiz was closed.  Check the timestamp. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:32, 13 May 2008 (BST)
::::As in, whilst you were away, i bet you missed the low level flaming of the wiki, like before you left because of the high level flaming of the wiki. YOu missed us. Admit it!--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:42, 13 May 2008 (BST)
:::::I saw some of the flaming.  Honestmistake tried defending me, didn't he? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:18, 13 May 2008 (BST)
::::::Wait? I missed the Ass Hat Flaming Party!? DAMNIT!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 19:02, 14 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::I believe that was right after I declined that Sysops nomination. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:32, 14 May 2008 (BST)
==Question about Nailgun==
Axe? First - welcome back, seriously :)

Second - would you be willing to vote keep on the nailgun suggestion? Since it seems DCC is going around to people he knows to get them to vote spam or kill (DCC is in Downinflames' wiki page, telling him to vote spam - who also for some reason had deleted about 30+ of the keeps yesterday and a few kills as well), I figure I should ask the few people I know if they'd vote keep. It's really quite balanced and already has 47 keeps. But there are also a bunch of kills, about half from DCC's group (some have reasons, some don't - you already know the backstory on it). Read it over and if you vote keep I have a nice present for you in exchange. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 17:01, 15 May 2008 (BST)
:Bah.  Just start an Arbitration case against him.  It'll settle things rather quickly.  I really haven't been on suggestions for a while... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 13:14, 18 May 2008 (BST)
::i can't believe this.  I feel like I have competing survivor/zerg and zombie mass voting on the wiki over the nailgun suggestion. Can you help me withdraw it so I can make a version 2 now that version 1's voting has been messed up? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 05:09, 19 May 2008 (BST)
:::If some of the votes have run missing, you can scroll through the history, and if they've been remove by anyone other than the person who voted, you can report it as vandalism. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:03, 22 May 2008 (BST)
::::It was one of the Malton Globetrotters, downinflames. After one of his own goons mistakenly reported him for vandalism, they made a little coverstory that he did it by accident. I'm uninterested since I'm going to be remaking the Nailgun suggestion anyway as Nailgun v2.0. Currently I'm dealing with the fact that The Grimch has decided that in addition to moving around stuff on -his- user page, he's taken it upon himself to move stuff around on MY user page. I'd take him to Artibration for that, but what's the point? Too much hassle over some immature guy.--[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 11:11, 22 May 2008 (BST)
:::::Grimmy editing your user page?  Isn't that a clear sign of vandalism? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:13, 22 May 2008 (BST)
::::::Being the anal retentive guy he is, he doesn't like how I respond to his mega-posts on my user page (I respond to each paragraph, signing each response I make). So he took it upon himself to move my statements to the end. Yeah. Clear case of vandalism. Plus he tried threatening that he could bring 'me' to arbitration for impersonating. Despite my signing my posts. On my own page. I'm sure if I deleted his posts on my user page he'd have a hissy fit about that as well.  I'm really on the fence about bringing him to arbitration or reporting him for vandalism, but I doubt it would teach him a lesson anyway --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 11:18, 22 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::Wow. I just looked over downinflame's vandal report and there is absolutely no way that he would delete a vote, skip 2 votes, and delete every keep vote after that, just to put in a lousy sig. Some judicial system this is.  And Grim deserves a demotion.  That's my thoughts on that.  And Karek should get one too.  He calls me biased on my promotion bid when he clearly is biased himself.  What's wrong with that picture? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:21, 22 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::Hypocrisy is what's wrong with the picture. It's very clear that downinflames was deleting votes. Also very clear that Grim deserves a demotion, my god the hissy fit he would raise then. I'm used to it though. Also used to people from Malton Globetrotters like DrPain making multiple outrightly antisemitic comments because i'm jewish, or Grim and others making sexist comments like Grim saying 'is it your time of the month or are you just deranged' and Scoobie telling me to 'Get back in the kitchen'. I just consider it a badge of honor that they're so intimidated by me that they have to resort to such infantile reactions when they can't handle me in a rational debate. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 11:26, 22 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::Watch them see a girl of their dreams, take her out on a date, and get dumped by her in one night.  Which would probably end in a lot of depression that they get drunk and probably die from alcohol poisoning. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:29, 22 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::Okay - ludicrous idea. It implies mysoginists like them can actually get a date. :) Like I've said time and time again... They fear the almighty uterus. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 11:35, 22 May 2008 (BST)
:::::Coverstory?  You do have a persecution complex.  Genius, downinflames deleted 12000+letters from both the '''for''' and '''against''' side, that took place ''after'' he voted.  The problem was he voted without signing and so it was struck, when he went to put his sig on his vote to remove the strike, he somehow reverted everything after his vote instead of just putting on his sig.  About your replies to Grim - the way you edit his post makes it look like you are insane and arguing with yourself.  --{{User:Gardenator/sig}} 20:12, 22 May 2008 (BST)
::::::Don't kill the chronological order next time.  And it looks more like this: he voted, he deleted, then he signed.  And they're all different edits from what I see. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:14, 22 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::Regarding Downinflames, he voted but didn't sign it, there were edits snipes between J3D and DCC over the vote (striking and unstriking it) it was a wiki code mess when Grim came in and put the smack down on it as it is anyone's right to do. I think DCC realized he was wrong on how unsigned voting (vs. meat puppets) works on suggestions.  When downinflames came back he reverted/rolledback the page. That's how the votes seemed "selectively" deleted. I know it is hard to read the edit histories sometimes. I went through them edit by edit to see what had happened. 
:::::::The talk page argument and the idea of taking Grim to Misconduct is a bad idea. There is [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2008_04#Various_Goons precedent]] that clearly states you don't have absolute control over your talk page and that impersonation (which is what you did when you broke up his posts and effectively put your name on his words) is vandalism. You also would not be allowed to end each of his post paragraphs that you broke it up into by signing his name before you replied because that is clearly impersonation.  I just realized this last part probably should be on Tselita's talk page not Axe's talk page.--&ndash; [[User:Nubis|Nubis]] 23:48, 22 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::That's nice, because I just realized this entire discussion shouldn't be here. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:58, 22 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::I'd wipe it mate. I just did.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 00:03, 23 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::Ah well.  I'll take the next person to Arbitration.  I never did like deleting stuff off my page...So yea, Tselita, Nubis, and Gardenator, you have been warned.  Any more business that involves somehow dragging me in, it's off to Ary's for some curly fries. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:06, 23 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::Sorry Axe. Most of this stuff definitely didn't belong on other people's user pages. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 01:08, 23 May 2008 (BST)

==Psst Axe?==
Axe, are you annoyed with me? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 15:08, 23 May 2008 (BST)
:No.  And yes, I'm saying this with a straight face.  So you won't die.  Except you *Points to a person in the crowd* You'll die. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:26, 23 May 2008 (BST)
::{{*}}Waggles finger* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:29, 23 May 2008 (BST)
:::That's it, sir.  You're dead.  *Loads hunting rifle*  Let's play a game I like to call, "Blow the Gnome's finger off".  *Takes aim at Gnome's finger* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:33, 23 May 2008 (BST)
::::{{*}}Stops waggling finger, equips titanium thimble, continues waggling finger* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:43, 24 May 2008 (BST)
:::::{{*}}Loads titanium melting bullets* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:47, 24 May 2008 (BST)
::::::This will end in blood and tears, I can tell --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 00:52, 25 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::His tears and blood... *throws Tselita at Axe* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:24, 25 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::Agggh! Bad touch! Bad touch! --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 17:13, 25 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::You wish to play hard ball, fine.  We'll play hard ball.  *Throws Tselita back at Gnome, then proceeds to throw the heads of the Gnomes who were prisoners of wars at Gnome.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:41, 26 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::{{*}}Trips and falls on Axe, knocking the rifle out of his hands* --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:25, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::So...Gnome has reinforcements.  Very well.  *Equips a cardboard knight set*  I'm pretty sure you remember this, Gnome.  After all.  I stole it from 73 when he wasn't looking, who in turn stole it from you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 10:47, 27 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::{{*}}Attempts to burn the cardboard knight set with a flamethrower* If I can't have it, then neither shall ye. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:43, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::: BAD TOUCH! --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 16:12, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::Keep it in chronological order, please!  And it's not a bad touch, it's a ''good'' touch! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:31, 27 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::Was responding to being thrown around like a dodge ball. Baaaaaaaaaaaad touch. Unclean, unclean! --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 19:37, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::I thought I was playing fetch with Pluto...Besides...It's not like you're being raped.  No!  Bad!  Bad Pluto!  Get off her! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:42, 27 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::I'm going to my happy place now. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 19:44, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::You dropped your rope and handcuffs... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:45, 27 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::(pause, picks them up) Happy place time now. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 20:06, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::Um...you dropped your box full of... *Opens box* ...clothpins?  As well as this... *flips the on-switch, the device begins vibrating* ...vibrator? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:08, 27 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::That ain't mine, that sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.--[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 20:24, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::{{*}}Grabs the box and storm out of the chat*--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 19:17, 28 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::OK...*Sees some keys lying around* WOOT!  You left your keys behind! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:27, 28 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::He also left behind his Swedish Male Enlarging Pump. *hands it over to Axe*  --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 20:35, 28 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Odd.  It says "Gnome" on the side... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:36, 28 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::{{*}}Storms back in* I like to pretend it's Gnome.... *storms out*--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:35, 29 May 2008 (BST)

== Ruling plz ==

Can you rule on the arby case? Both rebuttals are in. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 00:12, 28 May 2008 (BST)

== Arbitration ==

I've finished my rebuttal, its time for you to decide my fate. --[[User:DoctorRevive|DoctorRevive]] 14:02, 28 May 2008 (BST)
:Jeez.  You people can't wait until I pop online?  A little impatient, aren't we? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:26, 28 May 2008 (BST)

==Prize==
next time i win your quiz im claiming some interdimensional scotch. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:44, 28 May 2008 (BST)
:That is...if I can figure out what I did with that dimensional warp-hole generator... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:45, 28 May 2008 (BST)
==Archival has to be done...==
...so I'll give the first person to Archive all May disscussion to my latest archive (link is in my navbar) a cookie, a medal, gold, money tree, and an evil cookie. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:43, 8 June 2008 (BST)
:I politely decline.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:13, 9 June 2008 (BST)
::Yea, well.  With all these downloads I'm doing on my new PC, I doubt I'll have time to archive my own page...Until August... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 10:50, 9 June 2008 (BST)
:::All dones! --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 15:34, 13 June 2008 (BST)
::::Well, aren't you one who likes to be greedy?  Your payment is on it's way... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:31, 13 June 2008 (BST)

==Siggy==
Yeah! It looks like you leave a gap everytime before posting your timestamp cos your siggy doesn't show lol. You don't have to change it simply cos it doesn't show up on my page, it doesn't bother me... but its up to you
--{{User:Dr Eddie Ashford/Sig}}
--11:54, 10 June 2008 (BST)
:Eh...well...I am thinking of changing the font to a reddish color.... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:11, 10 June 2008 (BST)

== A challenger appears! ==

Sounds great! A DDR challenge is something I haven't had in a while. However, you should prepare to be disappointed with my effort, its been a while.

As for the manhunt, I am totally in for another hunt. Just tell me where to go and what time to arrive and I'll be there. <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 02:03, 11 June 2008 (BST)
:Great...find me some online DDr thing.... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 10:55, 11 June 2008 (BST)
::How about FlashFlashRevolution? I know its crude... But I think it may have to do. <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 07:55, 18 June 2008 (BST)
:::Link me...I'm too lazy to Google... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:50, 18 June 2008 (BST)
::::Ugh *sigh*. [http://www.flashflashrevolution.com here]! <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 10:00, 19 June 2008 (BST)
:::::My laziness is gonna kill me here...Um...I'll come back to you in some time after I get the hang of playing FFR...I never done DDR with a keyboard before... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:42, 23 June 2008 (BST)

== I think the goons have snapped ==
I think in the absence of any new suggestions from me for them to try and ridicule, the Goons minds have literally snapped and they come up with suggestions like 'Burn everything to the ground' :)

BTW, I'm going to start using the greasemonkey script btw, thanks for showing it to me. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 02:35, 14 June 2008 (BST)
:I think you could have found that on the Firefox addons page of this wiki...And don't drag me into this!  Remember the last time?  And don't make fun of Nubis.  He's a cool guy. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:37, 14 June 2008 (BST)
::You have a right to your opinion, sir :) And I won't drag you into anything. I was just funning with you. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 02:59, 14 June 2008 (BST)
:::Btw, the thing is I don't actually use firefox. I use IE because I'm used to it (because Asheron's Call works best with IE) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 03:00, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Changing topics - is my talk page clean enough for you yet? :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 03:26, 14 June 2008 (BST)
:It's short enough.  For now.  And you could use both IE and Firefox you know... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:01, 14 June 2008 (BST)
::You propose madness. Madness I say. And you and I both know that my talk page won't remain that short for long. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 06:41, 15 June 2008 (BST)
:::.... Hey look! You're missing a nick! :O --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 07:30, 15 June 2008 (BST)
::::Wow how the heck did that happen. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 17:04, 16 June 2008 (BST)
:::::You typed an extra tilde, that's how.  4 tildes is a sig with a timestamp, 5 tildes gives you only the timestamp. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:34, 16 June 2008 (BST)
::::::Hey... Axe would you mind helping me figure out how to spruce up my sig? It's... bland. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 19:41, 16 June 2008 (BST)

==You bastard==
Ive changed the rules to deal with your sneaksy cents value bets. Im not about to deal with decimals. ''*Shakes his fist at Axe Hack*'' --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 19:41, 17 June 2008 (BST)
:Damn it... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:42, 17 June 2008 (BST) Bu then...I placed those bets before the rules were changed...So....You see where I'm getting with this? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:43, 17 June 2008 (BST)
::Yes, i see. But that doesnt make a difference when i am tyrant "casino" owner. Dont make me get Bubba. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 19:45, 17 June 2008 (BST)
:::Fine...all those bets I've made, just round them up to the nearest dollar...which means they're all $1 bets. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:46, 17 June 2008 (BST)
::::I hope you lose your bets :P - Besides, you have 200 to play with. D'ye fear debt?</Davy Jones> --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 19:49, 17 June 2008 (BST)
:::::Meh.  Debt ain't nothing.  As Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series says, "Screw the rules, I have money!" --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:51, 17 June 2008 (BST) Hold up...do I seriously have $200?  I thought I had $100...Whatever.  I'll take the $200. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:58, 17 June 2008 (BST)

== AHHHHH! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE! ==

PLEASE DONT UNLEASH YOUR ARMY ONTO THE WORLD OR ESLE I MIGHT HAVE TO SAY THAT THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT THE PLANET IS IF THE WHITE MATERIA, HOLY, IS USED. IF IT IS TOO LATE, THE PLANET MUST RELEASE THE LIFESTREAM IN TIME. HOWEVER, IF THE PLANET RELEASES THE LIFESTREAM, ALL THE FIGHTING, THE GREED AND SADNESS, EVERYTHING WILL BE WASHED AWAY. AHHH--[[User:Valian|Valian]] 13:54, 18 June 2008 (BST)
:Uh...What the fuck?  Oh yea?  How 'bout this?  I won't use the black materia.  I'll just use Lu Bu. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:43, 18 June 2008 (BST)
::Sir? The mudkips are getting restless --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 19:32, 18 June 2008 (BST)
Well then im going to but sleeping pills in their food bowls! I SHALL TAKE OVER FIRST!--[[User:Valian|Valian]] 03:25, 19 June 2008 (BST)
:::If the Mudkips are restless, let them rest, duh!  Mudkips aren't the only units in my army now...I still have penguins... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 10:44, 19 June 2008 (BST)
::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Restless sir... They're bored. They're picking fights with the penguins, actually. They're in some sort of 'Your Momma' insult war, but since they can only say one word, it's not being very successful.  I think they want a fresh target, sir. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 14:41, 19 June 2008 (BST)
Erm... I have a coke in the back of the fridge...--[[User:Valian|Valian]] 11:13, 19 June 2008 (BST)
:::::Tell my Mudkips to prepare for a tour of destruction on Six Flags.  And Valian, I think it'll be wise if you just give me that Coke right now... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:24, 22 June 2008 (BST)
::::::Very good, sir. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 18:43, 23 June 2008 (BST)
:::::::All this talk is causing me to think about promoting you to private 1st class... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:33, 23 June 2008 (BST)
::::::::My honor to serve, sir. The mudkips are currently attacking people on the Skull Mountain and decorating the ride with the park-goers' skulls. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 15:24, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:O Hes not a penguin or a MUdkip but hes in your army! WOW CAn I join or will you shoot me? probably...--[[User:Valian|Valian]] 13:03, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::It begins with the signing of this contract. *Holds out a contract and a pen.*  And Tselita's a she... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:41, 24 June 2008 (BST)

==Talk Suggestions and Daren==
''You know, Daren...You can get a lot more help on the suggestion talk page... '' - I think he might have gotten intimidated by the amount of flamebaiting and slamming of suggestions that goes on there nowadays. I don't blame him. It '''used''' to be the case that you get help on the talk:suggestions page. I think he's made a suggestion or two there already and got slammed. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 19:41, 23 June 2008 (BST)
:Well...This wiki has seen it's share of suggestions...Many ideas have been taken, and many have never made it to voting...Like the suggestions I make.  I'm usually good with those newbie helping suggestions, which regards those tips and stuff when you first sign up and stuff.  Now I'm pretty much out of ideas.  Oh snap...A newbie tip idea just struck me in the face...I'm not gonna bother with suggestion talk on this idea...*Runs to the suggestion page* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:46, 23 June 2008 (BST)
::Yeah I know, but recently it's gotten really bad on that page. Some people would rather just get advice via constructive criticism. Which I really feel should be the general intent of the talk suggestions page, so if he wants to ask me on my talk page for constructive criticism and suggestion advice, I'm more than happy to help him out --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 20:00, 23 June 2008 (BST)

==Archive 3, Topic number 23==
The offer still stands........--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:44, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:The funny thing is...I'm still alive. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:40, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::Are you? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:41, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:::Its just i hear Kidder Row Police Dept can be awfully dangerous. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:46, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::::...You killed him, didn't you?  This is what I hate when you can't go idle... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:49, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:Not personally, but i kind of groaned and pointed. Doesnt help when youre the only harman above level 3 out if a crowd of 30. Theres a survivor outside on 1hp if you want some xp. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:53, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::Woah woah woah!  Last I check, there was a Level 18 survivor in there!  I curse my stupid Regents examinations for this.  I knew I should have bought Body Building and Diagnosis first...NOw I remember why I never started any of my characters as cops in the past... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::Let me add...So much for my plan to travel West...Guess the final thing to do is to accept your offer... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:57, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:::Or create another character! --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:57, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::::I might...I'm going all out as a firefighter this time...And I guess Hershey has nothing better to do but to accept your offer... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:58, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:::::Then welcome. In acouple of days you will get your head west dream. In Monroeville its Mallz to the Wallz.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:01, 24 June 2008 (BST)

The doors of youre former home are open. Kissama is on 29hp.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:04, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:Well...I didn't get him down too far and now I'm out of AP...I knew I should have saved some XP... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:10, 24 June 2008 (BST)
There must be something with me and New York City radio station Z100...I now have 2 characters named after 2 of their DJs! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:16, 24 June 2008 (BST)

==Templates - The other white meat==
{{axehack}}
No work to do at work... When Tselita get bored, people get templates. Template smash! Enjoy --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:17, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:So...A computer hack...with Death and an axe.  Is this because I'm a PKer? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:19, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::You got it, sir. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:26, 24 June 2008 (BST)


Please go to http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Deletions and vote Keep so that the Grimch doesn't try to delete the template I made for you (and others). Thank you. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 13:23, 27 June 2008 (BST)

==Templates - They're not just for breakfast anymore==
{{axehack2}}
Sometimes, certain people deserve more than just one. And the public must be warned. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:26, 24 June 2008 (BST)

==Oh Axehack==
Lolno, I never said I was coming back or anything, but I may lurk around here a touch this summer.  As for where I've been...I believe some cultures refer to it as 'real life with a dash of video games, books, and movies', but I'm no expert.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:05, 26 June 2008 (BST)
:Sadly, all I have are Fahrenheit 450 matches, so I don't think we'll be burning any books in the near future.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 00:35, 27 June 2008 (BST)
::So what have you been up to?  Still bugging people on random forums?  And how's the DJ business doing?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:20, 27 June 2008 (BST)
:::Beach and the pool, huh?  You lucky bastard, I love to swim!  So you didn't get a job or anything?  Laaaazy...though I can't talk, I'm barely breathing these days.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 03:30, 30 June 2008 (BST)
== Archived i see? ==

Sorry man I was away for the week. Good luck with the man hunt!--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:07, 4 July 2008 (BST)
:It's never too late to join.  Though the contestants might have a vote to determine if you're getting a penalty or not...But for me?  Lateness is a penalty. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:20, 4 July 2008 (BST)
::I only twigged on to the most linked to thing today. But yeah. Come join in. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:43, 18 July 2008 (BST)
:::Sure. Ill do the south, you the north.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:38, 21 July 2008 (BST)

!! {{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:34, 21 July 2008 (BST)
:???--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:35, 21 July 2008 (BST)
::[[+1]] --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:35, 21 July 2008 (BST)
:::+300 ish at this point actually. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:36, 21 July 2008 (BST)
::::I, more. And over 9000 page hits. So :P -{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:39, 21 July 2008 (BST)
:::::Hehe...I'm still #1.  Mwuhahahahahaha! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:17, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Wow...Is all ^this^ I have to archive for the month of July?  Seems a bit stale, doesn't it? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:31, 2 August 2008 (BST)

== RE:Axe Hack's Manhunt ==

Ya. Me likey.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:50, 3 August 2008 (BST)
:Me likes it too! --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 23:06, 4 August 2008 (BST)
::Really?  Are you just saying that to be nice?  Be honest now.  The best I could think of was my name in graffiti with the logo from that Manhunt videogame.  My other choice might havebeen the Malton Manhunt logo with a few changes of my own... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:10, 4 August 2008 (BST)
:::Trust me if I didnt like it I would say it to your face. Its pretty good, Obi is pleased. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 21:50, 5 August 2008 (BST)

===template attack!===
Yeah I love them! Except... I know this is annoying for you but... My userpage only allows for the smaller templates, y'know? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 09:09, 3 August 2008 (BST)
:... *Holds pistol to head* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:47, 4 August 2008 (BST)
Ugh...I'm running late with some of the templates...I'm sorry people!  I'll get 'em done eventually! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:05, 16 August 2008 (BST)

{{jhz}}
{{jiaz}}
Axe, what template? I want one too. Here. I made some that I'll trade - use whichever one suits you better. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:10, 18 September 2008 (BST)
:Axe Hack's Manhunt templates.  You never participated, so sorry.  That reminds me...I'm lagging behind in those templates...it's been a few months and I still have, what?  7 or so left to make? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:13, 18 September 2008 (BST)
::Oh okay, keep those anyway. I'll participate in the next one when I'm playing again. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:28, 18 September 2008 (BST)



{{cheezburger}}
Axe? You can haz cheezburger? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 14:31, 20 September 2008 (BST)

== WN Stuff! ==

Yeah! I was only doing it the old, slow way because I wasn't quite up to speed with the whole WN deal. But now that you have pointed out <nowiki>{{subst:WN}}</nowiki> and <nowiki>{{subst:Wn?}}</nowiki>...(thanks for that btw), I'll be using these instead =) --{{User:Dr Eddie Ashford/Sig}} 11:03, 3 August 2008 (BST)

== Clothes Suggestion ==

I see that my suggestion for Customizable Clothing was Duped. Do you have an idea of where the old suggestion was, so I can check it out? --[[User:JaredV|<span style="color: Green">Jared</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:JaredV|<span style="color: Blue">Talk</span>]] [[South Paynterton Aces|<span style="color: Red">SPA</span>]] [[Columbine Kids|<span style="color: SaddleBrown">CK</span>]]</sup> 01:09, 5 August 2008 (BST)

== Inactive Group: MacAddict ==

Hey, I noticed you removed MacAddict as a group from Gulsonside. I would like to point out that they indeed seem to be active. They recently (2nd august) updated their wiki page to add members of the Browncoats to their enemies list. Just thought I should point this out. --[[User:Blanemcc|Blanemcc]] 11:45, 5 August 2008 (BST)
:Well...I don't look at group page edits.  I'm just scrolling through the talk page. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:01, 5 August 2008 (BST)

==Belated Thank you==

Thanks for the welcome and the links.  I will read them eventually and try not to F things up to badly.  Peace. [[User:Roger atthill|Roger atthill]] 20:31, 7 August 2008 (BST)

== Current Suggestions page ==

Thanks for cleaning up after me. Still a bit rough with some of the formatting. - [[User:Tylerisfat|tylerisfat]] 17:08, 8 August 2008 (BST)
:Eh.  No problem. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:11, 8 August 2008 (BST)

== you fucking idiot. ==

that is all----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 07:05, 16 August 2008 (BST)

You spammed the welcome template on a 62 times banned vandals talk page. That is all. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 15:29, 28 August 2008 (BST)
:I realized that when you banned him, thank you very much.  I just look at the number of contribs and WN them.  Sure, there's some times when I check out what those contribs are, but that's rare. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:35, 28 August 2008 (BST)

''Now to you, Grim...Is there some new rule or something against welcome newbie spamming? If not, why wasn't I reported in the past?'' - You on Airborne88's page
:My response is quite simple: He was spamming the welcome newbie template on the talk pages of users who had been idle for YEARS as well as banned users, and those with hundreds of contributions under thier belts, and had been repeatedly asked to check where he was placing them. On top of this he admitted his sole purpose in doing so was to "win" the signature race. It wasnt an attempt to improve the wiki in the slightest, and his continued spammming of pages ineligable for any form of welcome (Due to the users being gone for months). Now, since kevan wiped all but the last couple of months history, theres definately going to be a shortage of evidence regarding this kind of thing (Kinda funny how you picked the day after the wipe to pick a fight about this), and also the fact that many of the welcomes he spammed were subsequently speedy deleted as spam. To put it as succinctly as possible: There were hundreds upon hundreds of pages he spammed that were completely ineligable, only a handful of those he hit actually were newbies, and given the spread he only hit them by accident. Stop trying to create drama out of nothing almost two weeks after the fact. He had been repeatedly asked to cease and desist before warnings were delivered, and once he copped two he threw a tantrum and ran away, and the wiki was made a slightly better place. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 13:27, 13 September 2008 (BST)
::Ah...banned users.  I see.  That makes thing different.  But idled users?  I know I WN some idled users....except they had 1-5 posts... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:47, 15 September 2008 (BST)

== Facebook ==

I sooooo agree about 'New' Facebook. People's profiles are now completely screwed. I really don't care about the wall - it's everything else that is important. That is all... - [[User:Zig13|<span style="color:DodgerBlue">Zig13 - 15/09/2008 at 16:44(BST) </span>]]


== Not back yet ==
Hey, sorry for the suddenness of my departure, but I took a very high paying job and I found myself unable to have any time to go on the internet regularly if I wanted sleep as well, but the current workload should stop end of November when they give me an assistant/secretary. I'll be back regularly by then --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 19:03, 15 September 2008 (BST)

== Player Hunt 2008 ==

I noticed you signed up for the [[Player Hunt 2008]] a while ago Axe. Well, if you're not busy with other stuff, it is starting in about a week. It is starting in Miltown in the very SE corner of Malton. We are all in Josephine General Hospital, waiting for the rest of the contestants to come and for the hunt to start. You are welcome to join in also, and any friends you want to come, but if your character is busy then it's alright. Hope you can make it :) {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 07:07, 16 September 2008 (BST)
:That's fine, you can use whatever character you want, I'm using an alt also. And yeah of course you can check out the nearest mall, the hunt starts in a week so you should have enough time. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 23:47, 16 September 2008 (BST)
::Yeah I know, how horrid. Well, we'll be moving around, possibly to another safer place for a bit in the meantime. I'll get a proper location when I have the time, unless you want to find a lovely safe place :) {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 07:31, 18 September 2008 (BST)
:::Guess what Axe, my little hunted player in the player hunt decided to go AWOL and refused to come back to keep playing. Which means you have the opportunity to be the new hunted player when I get the time to get this game fixed up again. It didn't go very far in my absense unfortunately. Want to give it a try? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 03:13, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::And also, still up for that match of DDR? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 03:14, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

==Suggestions==

No problem. There's no point in getting into fights over differing suggestion votes, is there? To be honest, I'd rather we bring back the old zombie penalty of 15 ap removal... --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 03:00, 21 September 2008 (BST)

And in other news, the new facebook has a new name: '''"Failbook"'''. --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 03:01, 21 September 2008 (BST)
:Not sure what the hubbub is about Facebook. I've never used it --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:37, 22 September 2008 (BST)
::It changed so all the users got butthurt and are now SUPAR ANGRAH!!!1
::I propose we re-name it '''"Fagbook"'''. --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 04:39, 23 September 2008 (BST)
:::So it's what - like Myspace or Snapfish or something? Given all the anger I'm seeing over it, maybe it should be called Ragebook. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 13:54, 23 September 2008 (BST)
::::Yer's wins imo--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 03:15, 24 September 2008 (BST)
The amount of ways that we have of going back to the old facebook are slowly dwindling, my friend. We may soon be forced to...dare I say it... SWITCH TO A FACEBOOK CLONE! 
Or ddos attack them, one or another. Thanks for the template, by the way. --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 00:22, 25 September 2008 (BST)
:Sure, I'll join up. Thanks for the links. However, you do realize I was joking about the attacks, right? (Ddos'ing is a illegal, after all.) --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 04:54, 1 October 2008 (BST)

::What's my rank again Axe? I think I should be a major-general, personally.
::No, really. I think I'm qualified.<br><br>
::I am the very model of a modern Major-General
::I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
::I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
::From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical<br><br>
::I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
::I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
::About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
::With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse<br><br>
::I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
::I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
::In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
::I am the very model of a modern Major-General<br><br>
::I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
::I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
::I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
::In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous<br><br>
::I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
::I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
::Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
::And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore<br><br>
::Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
::And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
::In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
::I am the very model of a modern Major-General<br><br>
::In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
::When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
::When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
::And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"<br><br>
::When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
::When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
::In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
::You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee<br><br>
::For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
::Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
::But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
::I am the very model of a modern Major-General
::<br><br>What do you say Axe? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 14:29, 1 October 2008 (BST)

== ALiM's Birthday Party ==

You've been cordially invited to attend ALiM's birthday party at [[Club Head]] at 10am GMT on the 18th of October. Festivities will last for a full 24 hours. See [[Talk:Amusing_Locations_in_Malton#ALiM_PARTY.21.21.21|here]] for more details.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 02:16, 7 October 2008 (BST)
==Holy crap...==
...I'm gone for a few weeks and that's a lot of messages...(either that, or the messages are very long...)  I'm not reading through this 'cause I'm lazy.  So repost your messages here...And summarize it.  Preferably in one sentence... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:01, 16 October 2008 (BST)
:You missed a lot. Check [[A/M]]. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:22, 16 October 2008 (BST)
::Yeah not only that, ALSO ALiM's birthday party is on tomorrow at 10am GMT, going for 24 hours! Phew, you almost missed out!--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 04:19, 17 October 2008 (BST)
:::At Club Head, right?  Hm...I don't think I could make it...But, enjoy the cake I'm sending via FedEx. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:13, 17 October 2008 (BST)
::::Aaaw. Well, you know what they say - a party just isn't a party without Axe Hack. At least I think I heard, um, boxy or something say that...--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 23:39, 17 October 2008 (BST)
:::::Well...If you want blood and destruction at the party, I could try to make arrangements..... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:44, 18 October 2008 (BST)
::::::I think we may already be getting that, but if you want to send someone over towards the end to see if there's anything left be my guest.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 02:36, 18 October 2008 (BST)
:::::::Damn it...I left for a week again...I have really got to stop doing that... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:37, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Disappeared once more...I'm annoying myself with all these disappearances..... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:12, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== Quiz Prize ==

There you go. 

{{QuizPrize11}}

--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 12:39, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
==NOTICE!==
If anyone is wondering why I've been disapperaing for weeks at a time, there's a prefectly good explaination.  Those damn college applications are giving me senioritis!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:52, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
:applications? like facebook applications?? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 03:21, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
::No, not Facebook applications.  Those applications which you gotta write out.  I gotta submit my college applications to the College Office in my school tomorrow, cause it's due tomorrow.  Wish me luck in getting into the college I wanna get in. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:39, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Luck. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 19:12, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

==Hey==
Yeah, Axe Hack, just wondering, how the hell dya suggest a group page for Historical Group Voting? --[[User:The Cop|The Cop]] 21:12, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
:Well i'm not Axe Hack, but you're gonna want to try [[Category_talk:Historical_Groups#Nominations_for_Historical_Status|here]]. G'luck.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 22:38, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
:Sorry, Cop.  I did previously say I would be more active after those college apps, but that needs to be postponed...Senior year of high school is a lot busier then I thought.  Just follow Jed's directions there. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:28, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
==HELP WANTED!!!==
I need someone to archive this page January 1st or 2nd.  Do it, and I'll spare you whatever prize you might want from my quiz page.  Any volunteers? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:48, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:<nowiki>*puts hand up*</nowiki> You [[User_talk:Linkthewindow/Archive/1#Hi_Linkthewindow.2FArchive.2F1|welcomed me]], so I might as well return the favor. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 12:13, 30 December 2008 (UTC)