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==Who?==
'''Frieda''' is a  [[Scientist]]. She forgot a lot of things--like where she used to work at. Abandoned by her escorts, she wandered the streets of Malton alone. Like many other [[NecroTech]] workers, she was targeted by both the criminal and undead elements of Malton. Frieda eventually came to Southern Malton, where she wanders about today.

Right now, she advertises '''Paint-Flavored Soda''', ''Leaden taste without the brain-waste!'', which she created in an abandoned NecroTech building. She'll ''never'' reveal the formula. Ever.

==Friedian Postulates==
*Frieda enjoys killing hostiles.
*Frieda likes to take long walks in dangerous suburbs.
*Frieda does not wish her enemy ill, she ''plans'' it!
**''Corollary'': Frieda is unlike lightning--she ''always'' strikes twice.
*Frieda is a pyromaniac.
**''Corollary'': Frieda wishes there were flamethrowers in [[Malton]].
*Frieda may be a ninja (see below).

==Characters==
You might have seen <s>one of</s> me around.

*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=422852 Frieda] the quintessential main <s>personality</s> girl. I'm no schizophrenic, just paranoid. I'm usually hanging out in South Malton, finding folks to heal.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=446386 Joakhuin], the firefighter gone mercenary. Used to tour in a garage rock band around Malton. He's been in nearly every suburb. Don't ask how's he accomplished this.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=415368 Yola], the odd umbrella-wielding maniac girl! Who needs guns when you have <s>a blade hidden in</s> a harmless ''umbrella''? Currently hanging out near Roftwood.

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