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== Ganglion Probe Research ==

''' ''A study of violent Zombiekind and Humankind Behavior'' '''

The [[Yoyodyne Zombie Research Institute]] has recently begun to focus on developing a way to short circuit the tendency towards violent action among zombies.  Current research techniques involve extracting the frontal lobe of the most violent zombies and survivors.  Among Zombie-kind this involves tracking down those who have extreme cases of brain rot, terminating them and removing the brain for use in the lab.  Survivors are harder to categorize and the current DNA Extractor matrix doesn't provide credible data, so Institute Operatives must watch closely for homicidal tendencies among survivors and extract only from those exhibiting violent behavior towards their own kind.  This process involves observing a PK event, terminating the murderer, then extracting the brain for use in the lab.

== DNA Scan Results: ''Zombie Subjects'' ==

The Subjects listed below have been DNA Scanned and shown a positive reaction for Brain Rot.  Yoyodyne Ganglion Researchers will use this data to conduct further research by extracting the frontal lobe of the subject and logging the test results under Ganglion Probe Research. (Subjects listed alphabetically)

::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=457072 A stray dog]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=859126 A Quisling]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=43787 BB Bob]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=504483 bigy]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=188295 Bill Nauls]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=941669 Captain Whatshisname]
::[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1064487 Chinche]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1043225 Crusty Lips]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=247506 DarthSidious]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1023085 DeadManRob]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=675050 Dirktooth] 
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1049392 DisleXia]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1092467 dundurn]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=459097 Ellen O'Rigby]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1099026 Faaseq]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1093618 Gallarus White Eyes]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=218671 Godzman]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=193685 Gus Maple]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317048 Lagib]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=645621 Lucius Jackson]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=330602 Marvin S]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=362340 pedropedro]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=395590 Rocketmuel]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1072024 vaion]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=400898 Woodz]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=386355 zed mkIV]

''Note: remove subjects from this list once their Lobe has been extracted and examined''

== DNA Scan Results: ''Human Subjects'' ==

The Subjects listed below have been observed by trained Yoyodyne personel to exhibit conditions of ''premature'' Brain Rot.  Not all humans with ''premature'' Brain Rot are considered valid subjects for frontal lobe extraction.  Technicians shall make close observations and only list below those subjects who display the abberant social behavior typically described as ''PK Syndrome''.  Note that subjects with ''PK Syndrome'' do not always possess the ''Brain Rot'' ganglions.  (Subjects listed alphabetically)

::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=684371 AndersonSilva]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=584540 Crowbank Killer]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1054541 Guy Faux]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=58156 Jack Terror]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1009787 Mister Croup]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=71360 Neo Nazi]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=737330 Nergin]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=48151 Piggot]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=753819 Prepuce]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840771 SiIlyLilIyPiIly]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=674542 Skilbey]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=984404 Vampire Lestat]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=240186 Vandr]
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=584602 Vinetown Strangler]

''Note: remove subjects from this list once their Lobe has been extracted and examined''

== Lobe Extraction Results: ''Zombie Subjects'' ==

The Subjects listed below have had their frontal lobe extracted and the recovered grey matter tested for infected ganglions. (Higher Infected Ganglion Count goes on top)

::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=60360 Zuma] Tissue Extraction Stamp (86,55) on 12/13/07. Infected Ganglion Count '''36,251'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=269444 Distinguished] Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,50) on 03/18/08. Infected Ganglion Count '''22,745'''
::[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=56301 Sumaleth] Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,52) on 12/09/07. Infected Ganglion Count '''21,651'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=33640 zombiegod] Tissue Extraction Stamp (86,55) on 12/20/07.  Infected Ganglion Count '''15,186'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=55130 El OG Zombie] Tissue Extraction Stamp (86,52) on 12/06/07. Infected Ganglion Count '''13,522'''
::[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=675050 Dirktooth] Tissue Extraction Stamp (86,55) on 12/16/07.  Infected Ganglion Count '''11,899'''
::[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=641986 Zombie Karl Marx] Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,52) on 03/16/08. Infected Ganglion Count '''4,159'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=744269 Kanus] Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,52) on 03/05/08.  Infected Ganglion Count '''1,697'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=854512 Flying Zombie Roach] Tissue Extraction Stamp (93,39) on 01/28/08.  Infected Ganglion Count '''1,478'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=903600 BUDWEISER666] Tissue Extraction Stamp (90,52) on 12/05/07. Infected Ganglion Count '''1,318'''
::[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=986930 DeadEven] Tissue Extraction Stamp (91,40) on 01/26/08. Infected Ganglion Count '''965'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=911071 tylerdurdin] Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,50) on 03/06/08.  Infected Ganglion Count '''588'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1039586 Shatneriffic] Tissue Extraction Stamp (88, 48) on 03/06/08.  Infected Ganglion Count '''2,076'''

== Lobe Extraction Results: ''Human Subjects'' ==

The Subjects listed below have their frontal lobe extracted and the recovered grey matter tested for infected ganglions. (Higher Infected Ganglion Count goes on top)

::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=976383 Billy Club Thornton] Tissue Extraction Stamp on 07/08/08. Infected Ganglion Count '''5384'''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=869981 StoicFacist] Tissue Extraction Stamp on 07/05/08. Infected Ganglion Count '''2948''' ''Note: subject's infected ganglions continue to propigate and spread through surrounding tissue.''
::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=869981 StoicFacist] Tissue Extraction Stamp on 04/30/08. Infected Ganglion Count '''2052'''
::[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=764511 Bloody Mess] Tissue Extraction Stamp (27,10) on 11/10/07. Infected Ganglion Count '''532'''

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