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This syndrome was first classified by the renowned back alley psychoanalyist and urban apocalypse physiognomist, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1253491 Dr. Hoopy Freud]. | This syndrome was first classified by the renowned back alley psychoanalyist and urban apocalypse physiognomist, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1253491 Dr. Hoopy Freud]. | ||
The term itself appears to be an allusion to an incident that took place in Pittsburgh, PA | The term itself appears to be an allusion to an incident that took place in Pittsburgh, PA ca. 2005. "This is the way the fucking world ends. Look at this fucking shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm fucking splitting, Jack" is a phrase mysteriously associated with this incident -- as are images of Italian divas in leather minis and fishnets. | ||
==References== | ==References== |
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Fiddler's Green Syndrome is a social phenomenon found among some survivor populations. It has been repeatedly observed by sociologists, anthropologists and psychologists studying human interactions inside Malton's unique, and uniquely isolated, urban milieu.
Etiology
Fiddler's Green Syndrome is characterised by a pathologically obsessive over-barricading of resource buildings and other entry points. It, quite paradoxically, occurs most commonly in suburbs with the highest survivor-to-zombie ratios.
Fiddler's Green Syndrome is distinct from common, isolated occurances of "over-barricading" in that it tends to grow to systemic proportions, often affecting entire suburbs, regions and their survivor populations.
Treatment
The most successful treatment found to date involves massive pre-frontal lobotomisation. Such procedures are best conducted only by professionals possessing medical Barhahlauriates obtained from certified educational institutions. Miskatonic University is a noted leader in this field.
History
This syndrome was first classified by the renowned back alley psychoanalyist and urban apocalypse physiognomist, Dr. Hoopy Freud.
The term itself appears to be an allusion to an incident that took place in Pittsburgh, PA ca. 2005. "This is the way the fucking world ends. Look at this fucking shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm fucking splitting, Jack" is a phrase mysteriously associated with this incident -- as are images of Italian divas in leather minis and fishnets.
References
See also: barricades.