User:D4rk N00b

	STFU N00B
	This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.

	PK Count
	D4rkness has PKed a s**tload of people.

AKA: D4rkness, Tycoonius

To whom it may concern,

I have mostly lost interest in this profile page, so I probably won't be doing anything special to it anytime soon. The information here is pretty up-to-date, but that's about all I'm doing to maintain it. Also, go read my blog so I'll have some kind of motivation to keep it updated every couple days.

Sincerely Yours, D4rkness/Tycoonius

P.S. Seriously, stop sending me naked photographs of yourself. You know who you are.

Random Writing

My personal web log that has nothing to do with Urban Dead:

http://danmayerisgod.blogspot.com/

And my WEbook profile:

http://www.webook.com/member/DanMayer

UD-Related Writing

Brotherhood of the Reckoning/History of the Brotherhood: Part 1 - A true account of the early days of the infamous PKer group.

Brotherhood of the Reckoning/History of the Brotherhood: Two Drink Minimum - the long-awaited sequel that was awaited by no one. Not even me. Nonetheless, I wrote it, and it's not too bad, so check it out.

I also have a PKing-related article on Red Rum's forum, but I'm not especially proud of it. It's more of a convoluted rant than anything.

A Little About Me

Just in case anyone cared. I'm a student at Marist college in Poughkeepsie, NY. I'm often quite busy with schoolwork, but I almost always make time for UD. I enjoy playing videogames, especially in the genres of RPG, Action-Adventure, some Fighting, and Wrestling. I'm still playing Guitar Hero I and II. I beat God of War II like a dead horse. Still working on Rogue Galaxy.

I also love movies. I usually go for a good comedy, but I've been getting into the horror genre lately. I don't particularly like being scared, but I've developed a fascination with blood and gore. So, if I ever suddenly disappear from the game and forums, I'm probably in jail. Or just being flaky, but jail sounds cooler.

Oh, and I'm currently writing a novel. Once it's published, you will all buy it. This is not an option, it's a fact.

Where did the names come from?

D4rk N00b: Here

D4rkness: Well, Darkness and Darkside were taken, and I really didn't feel like coming up with something creative.

As you can tell, I was going through a 1337 phase in late 2005. I'm over that now, but still using the names, as I love my UD characters too much to just abandon them.

Tycoonius: An alias ripped from God of War.

Characters and Group Affiliations

D4rk N00b : ACT kinda collapsed, so I guess he's semi-feral now. Half-considering starting a new zombie group if there's demand for it.

D4rkness : Still leader of the Brotherhood of the Reckoning, and a founding member of the PKA.

Damien Rodriguez : Formerly the owner and operator of Trenchcoat Ranch, turned novice PKer and back to peaceful survivor.

My Sigs

I'm not exactly artistic, but I've had a few good ones.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/706/592jk9.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4411/d4rksig2jh2.png

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8126/jasonsignature1fa.jpg

Templates...*groan*

Yes, I'm jumping on the wiki bandwagon and collecting templates for my user page. Now, I just have to make a few more of my own.

	"There's STILL No Santa Claus?!?!"
	This user has entered the Christmas Tree Dead Pool II

	You Get Nothing!
	You lose! Good day, sir!

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

	American
	This user is American.

	Calculus
	This user really hates calculus.

	Honor Among Thieves
	This user supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy.

	Hell
	This user is going to Hell.