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Fields Reports
Received 24/8/08
Some observations in New Arkham by Ranger 2win
I've come to realize that most of the injuries suffered seemed to be the hangovers of some of the more enthusiastic Ranger repairmen.
"Don't you think that's a little selfish ,Magatsu, to insist on the whole six pack for "Hair of the Dog" cure of your hangover? You probably could have gotten your point across without crossing your eyes and rolling your head around."
"And Rockby,apparently we couldn't get any good looking zombies to attack so we had to turn out the lights,sorry"
I'm not sure but it seems to me that every time I was in a room with Wulfgar and Techewan we got whomped . Is someones deodorant failing ?
That being said, I think we have done our civic duty, with appropriate barricades and without taxpayer subsidies, to repair New Arkham.
Received 21/08/08
New Arkham. Shit, we’re still only in New Arkham.
We’d been in the thick of it for months, a constant deluge of bullets, blood and brains. No sleep, no let up and for every building we took, two more fell back into their claws. Wulfgar realized that this was going nowhere. We’re good but the odds were against us. It was time to try something different.
So we went to the far South West and found ourselves in New Arkham, one of Maltons many ghost towns. There are so few people living out in the boundaries that the zombies can hold them with ease. Well that’s about to change.
The first thing we noticed was the silence. No groans or gunshots. Then we saw the devastation. Every building was in ruins. No windows, no doors, in some cases pretty much no building! We had our work cut out for us, thats for sure. So thats pretty much been the last week or so. Build it up, patch it up, keep it up. And every so often we flatten the dead that come calling. I’d gotten used to sleeping through gunfire, but if Magatsu brings that hammer down within 5 meters of my bunk again I swear I’ll pop him.
Stay tuned and we’ll keep you posted.
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