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A native of Kempsterbank who has taken to wandering the streets of Malton.  He is currently residing in West Grayside and learning a thing or two on Mall sieges, delivering swift and hideous death ''(tastelessly lifted off the Ron Burgundy Book of Quotable Quotes)'' and delighting in the joys of WD-40 - albeit caked in fetid blood.  Salamanca, or John Salamanca to friends, believes in the credo: "If there is a need...there will be a John."  
A native of Kempsterbank who has taken to wandering the streets of Malton.  A member of Malton's elite news crew, The Channel 4 News Team, Salamanca is currently delivering swift and hideous death to zombies everywhere''(lifted off the Ron Burgundy Tome of Wisdom)'' and delighting in the joys of WD-40 - albeit caked in fetid blood.  Salamanca, or John Salamanca to friends, believes in the credo: "If there is a need...there will be a John."  


He will be happy to service both survivors and zombies in this regard.
He will be happy to service both survivors and zombies in this regard.

Revision as of 04:37, 9 October 2008

A native of Kempsterbank who has taken to wandering the streets of Malton. A member of Malton's elite news crew, The Channel 4 News Team, Salamanca is currently delivering swift and hideous death to zombies everywhere(lifted off the Ron Burgundy Tome of Wisdom) and delighting in the joys of WD-40 - albeit caked in fetid blood. Salamanca, or John Salamanca to friends, believes in the credo: "If there is a need...there will be a John."

He will be happy to service both survivors and zombies in this regard.