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==The Humble Beginings== | |||
Dark Blue Helmet, Umbrella Corporations Commanding Officer of the Whiskey Platoon speaks in a deep bass voice and breathes audibly, as the helmet hinders his breathing. This often causes him to lift his visor, revealing his face and his intentionally incredulous high-pitched voice. Helmet is the commander of Umbrella's Whiskey Platoon, and commands the flagship Umbrella Corp One. He uses The Schwartz to discipline his subordinates, not by force grip but by crushing their testicles with the Schwartz. He enjoys women, drinking, money, The Grand Lebowski, and playing with G.I. Joe action figures. Declaring himself Harman Black's "father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate" (which simply makes him either Black's former roommate or his cousin's former roommate; since Black does not recognise him, it is likely to be the latter), which he sums up as making them "absolutely nothing". | |||
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Revision as of 19:52, 22 January 2009
The Humble Beginings
Dark Blue Helmet, Umbrella Corporations Commanding Officer of the Whiskey Platoon speaks in a deep bass voice and breathes audibly, as the helmet hinders his breathing. This often causes him to lift his visor, revealing his face and his intentionally incredulous high-pitched voice. Helmet is the commander of Umbrella's Whiskey Platoon, and commands the flagship Umbrella Corp One. He uses The Schwartz to discipline his subordinates, not by force grip but by crushing their testicles with the Schwartz. He enjoys women, drinking, money, The Grand Lebowski, and playing with G.I. Joe action figures. Declaring himself Harman Black's "father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate" (which simply makes him either Black's former roommate or his cousin's former roommate; since Black does not recognise him, it is likely to be the latter), which he sums up as making them "absolutely nothing".
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