NCIS/Leroy Jethro Gibbs

CLASSIFIED: EMPLOYEE DOSSIER File: 0G89745J

NAME: Leroy Jethro Gibbs KNOWN ALIASES: None

Education: Masters and Doctoral degrees in Public Administration, Syracuse University

Military Experience: Sergeant, U.S. Marine Corps Amphibious Unit; served in multinational peacekeeping force, Lebanon; honorably discharged after six years with numerous commendations, including the Purple Heart.

Law-Enforcement Experience: 1988-1993 — New York City Police Department, Detective, Fugitive Division - Warrant Section. 1995 — Began active duty in FBI. 2000 — Headed task force searching for missing Special Agent Fox Mulder; subsequently assigned to X-Files Division.

AGE: Not "considerably" older than 37 MILITARY OCCUPATIONAL SPECIALTY: Former United States Marine. Honorably discharged with rank of GySgt. Received a Silver Star for actions against the enemy in Desert Storm.

• • Note: See attached DD-214 for all awards received and full military history.

MOS'S HELD: 0311 Rifleman 5811 Military Policeman 0251 Interrogator-Translator 0369 Infantry Unit Leader 5821 Criminal Investigator CURRENT OCCUPATION: SENIOR NCIS SPECIAL AGENT Time in Service [TIS]: 19 years SPECIAL SKILLS: Interrogation, counter intelligence, NCIS Weapons Instructor, proficient in the use of all U.S. and Soviet Era small arms, woodworking, American Sign Language [ASL], fluent in Russian. PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Major issues with authority. In the past year alone subject has had confrontations with the FBI, CIA, DEA and just about every other Federal, Local, or foreign agency he has had contact with.

Subject also appears to be woefully out of touch with popular culture…perhaps because he elects to spend all his free time hand carving a wooden boat in his basement. **Note: How he plans on removing the twenty-five foot boat through a six and a half by three-foot door is still unclear at this time.

Subject has repeatedly shown contempt/fear of modern technology. The NCIS IT department has been forced to replace his personal workstation six times before discovering that Special Agent Gibbs was quote: "Smacking 'em to make 'em go faster."

He is intolerant of anyone who does not share his view of the world. During a recent protest outside the Norfolk Naval Base Special Agent Gibbs was overheard asking the Master-at-Arms: "Why don't you just shoot 'em?"

And yet, against all reason, authoritarian approach and penchant for bending [if not breaking] all established protocols and rules seems to instill a blind loyalty and respect in his subordinates and co-workers. He has also inexplicably won the "NCIS Special Agent of the Year" award six times in the past decade.

• • Note: subject has also failed to show up to receive award all six times.

MEDICAL EVALUATION: **Note: Subject has refused to report to his last physical examinations. Recently suffered a point blank gunshot wound to the chest by a Mossad double agent. Received shrapnel damage to his right upper arm while on assignment in Colombia. Concussion to head by ex-wife #2 by way of baseball bat. Lacerations to head and scalp by ex-wife #3 by either a seven or nine iron. Addicted to caffeine. Eye sight…weakening. PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Subject is by nature a loner and judging by his haircut, mannerisms, and refusal to discuss anything of a personal nature… plans on remaining one for the foreseeable future.

Each of his three marriages has ended in divorce… the third appearing to be the most contentious. **Note: Occasionally stalked by ex-wife #3 on or near their anniversary date.

Evaluee has no known friends outside of work and no known relatives. He does however appear to enjoy tormenting younger Agents…in particular Special Agent DiNozzo. His relationship with NCIS Medical Examiner Doctor "Ducky" Mallard seems to be the only one approaching clinical normalcy.

There have been numerous sightings of the subject with an attractive redhead-- relationship [if any] is unknown at this time. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Has been overheard stating that the women he dates consider the smell of sawdust sexy.

• • Note: I respectfully request my name be removed from this profile and my involvement in its creation never to be revealed to Special Agent Gibbs. If he knew I was the one responsible for writing this…well…you read the file…enough said.