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== Suicide Bill==
== Suicide Bill==
Likes to eat people.
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1310740 Bill] was on his 108'th suicide attempt when he earned the nickname. He also earned a long stay in a secure hospital and 24 hour suicide watch.
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1310740 Profile]
The zombie apocalypse that followed was the answer to Bill's prayers. The undead plague spread to the hospital. He jumped up happily as the first zombie burst into his room, embracing it like a brother as the ghoul devoured his flesh.
 
A helpful survivor group once brought Suicide Bill back to life. At the after-revive party he mentioned how much fun he had been having as a zombie, then stuck a 'Do Not Revive' label on his jacket and jumped out an upper-storey window to his death.
 
His undead corpse is often spotted wandering the streets with an eery look of mild contentment.
 
 
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Revision as of 00:46, 17 February 2009

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Suicide Bill

Bill was on his 108'th suicide attempt when he earned the nickname. He also earned a long stay in a secure hospital and 24 hour suicide watch. The zombie apocalypse that followed was the answer to Bill's prayers. The undead plague spread to the hospital. He jumped up happily as the first zombie burst into his room, embracing it like a brother as the ghoul devoured his flesh.

A helpful survivor group once brought Suicide Bill back to life. At the after-revive party he mentioned how much fun he had been having as a zombie, then stuck a 'Do Not Revive' label on his jacket and jumped out an upper-storey window to his death.

His undead corpse is often spotted wandering the streets with an eery look of mild contentment.


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