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* Marquis D'Orange: West Becktown, a cemetery [12, 38] '''Dead''' [[User:Marquis|Marquis]] 15:30, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
* Marquis D'Orange: West Becktown, a cemetery [12, 38] '''Dead''' [[User:Marquis|Marquis]] 15:30, 18 April 2009 (UTC)


* Flumox: Gulonside, the Podger Building, 73, 70. Pretty much a syringe bitch. Pretty much awesome. [[User:Haedi|Haedi]] 08:26, 19 April 2009 (BST)
* Flumox: Danversbank, Kynaston Building. Getting syringes to service Ledward Park in Scarletwood. [[User:Haedi|Haedi]] 07:20, 24 April 2009 (BST)


* Marcellus Hrothington: Reganbank, a cemetery [11, 56] ZOMBIED![[User:Isolde Karr|Isolde Karr]] 05:58, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
* Marcellus Hrothington: Reganbank, a cemetery [11, 56] ZOMBIED![[User:Isolde Karr|Isolde Karr]] 05:58, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
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* Marquis Du Bleu: Brooke Hills, a cemetery [45,20] '''I be dead!''' [[User:Marquis|Marquis]] 15:00, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
* Marquis Du Bleu: Brooke Hills, a cemetery [45,20] '''I be dead!''' [[User:Marquis|Marquis]] 15:00, 4 April 2009 (UTC)


* Walton of Malton: Shearbank, the Thorne Arms, 55, 26. I'm really into the DEM revive request tool. [[User:Haedi|Haedi]] 08:26, 19 April 2009 (BST)
* Walton of Malton: Brooke Hills, St. Ita's. Just reviving the cemetery. Where's Marquis? [[User:Haedi|Haedi]] 07:20, 24 April 2009 (BST)


* Isolde Karr: Chancelwood, Dunstan General Hospital [67, 9][[User:Isolde Karr|Isolde Karr]] 05:53, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
* Isolde Karr: Chancelwood, Dunstan General Hospital [67, 9][[User:Isolde Karr|Isolde Karr]] 05:53, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
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*Haedi: The Maine Building, Peppardville, 78, 42. I am completely leveled up and fairly bored. [[User:Haedi|Haedi]] 08:26, 19 April 2009 (BST)
*Haedi: In Randallbank, breaking into the Feadon Building. Just ate a level 1 guy outside, and infected him just to be a dick. [[User:Haedi|Haedi]] 07:20, 24 April 2009 (BST)


*Tomb of Leo: Roftwood, i think...[[User:Tomb of leo|Tomb of leo]] 10:33, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
*Tomb of Leo: Roftwood, i think...[[User:Tomb of leo|Tomb of leo]] 10:33, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

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Ralph Waldo
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Abbreviation: TertAll
Group Numbers: 10-ish
Leadership: Someone Important
Goals: Level up, look pretty, keep breathing
Recruitment Policy: Open, just let us know first
Contact: here

The Team

Welcome to Ralph Waldo, as of its creation the newest created group in all of Malton. And the impressive stats don't nearly end there. Half of our members are currently undead, as a result of "being eaten," while trying to meet at our Meeting Point, which we still haven't decided on, but it's somewhere between Barrville and Westboundwood. The other half of us, well, Marquis anyway, are currently very much on their way to being eaten, as a result of an expensive french "eau de mort" cologne. The rest of us use Axe.

We're a group, a cadre if you will, a Brotherhood, comprised of men who all share the same bathroom. That's pretty much the only requirement for membership, actually, though we're open to applications from anyone who wants to join (We'll even let you use our bathroom.). Other tertiary requirements for membership involve speaking french to each other occasionally, though Isolde is the only one who knows any tense but the "Merde! Merde! Merde!" tense. He's in French II or something.

That's about it. Forming a Master Strategy is next on our list, though it will probably involve raiding parties from various safehouses until we've all leveled up enough to not give a merde. We're currently running for our lives somewhere in North-Middle Malton (Nor-Mid repreSENT!), though we'll go just about anywhere to find a safehouse. One day, probably, we'll all find ourselves together again in the same safehouse.

Then you'd better watch out.


Miscellaneous!!

A New and Righteous Cause

Was going to show up here, and I had it all good and bitter too, but then I found out the guy was part of a group, and that group's got Beauracracy, yadda yadda, so I'm talking to them first and holding my flames. Read about it here. --Haedi 21:59, 4 February 2007 (UTC) PS Apparently Mr Fosi is a really nice guy--wife, kids, couple of reefs/reefers. It's '''Fosi''' we want to whack. Just making that clear. [[User:Haedi|Haedi]] 07:39, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Resident Zed Head

I was riding up campus the other day in an unmarked car when the unnamed driver (whose name rhymes with John Walton) reached back and handed me an unmarked book entitled something I don't remember, but it was about Zombies. Z Day or something. Anyway after the Zombie survival handbook it's the next best tome, and same author, yadda yadda, the main import of which for us is, John Walton (now that's not his name; his name could be Jan Falton) is now a person to ask all sorts of personal and tactical questions about the undead. Don't let him fool you when he says things like "he doesn't know that much really," and "it's his brother's book." He knows, people. He knows. 07:41, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

The Members

Orange Team: NOT St Jude's Cathedral in Molebank

  • Marquis D'Orange: West Becktown, a cemetery [12, 38] Dead Marquis 15:30, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Flumox: Danversbank, Kynaston Building. Getting syringes to service Ledward Park in Scarletwood. Haedi 07:20, 24 April 2009 (BST)
  • Marcellus Hrothington: Reganbank, a cemetery [11, 56] ZOMBIED!Isolde Karr 05:58, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  • InfernalNeutrino: Ketchelbank, The Trick Museum (44,35) InfernalNeutrino 21:42, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Pinkspandexman: Ketchelbank, Wasteland (44,34). DEAD Above Trick Museum

Blue Team: Chancelwood

  • Marquis Du Bleu: Brooke Hills, a cemetery [45,20] I be dead! Marquis 15:00, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Walton of Malton: Brooke Hills, St. Ita's. Just reviving the cemetery. Where's Marquis? Haedi 07:20, 24 April 2009 (BST)
  • Isolde Karr: Chancelwood, Dunstan General Hospital [67, 9]Isolde Karr 05:53, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  • IsomericState: Chancelwood, the Crooker Arms [62, 9] InfernalNeutrino 21:33, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • DBN Gonna Get U: Haercroft. I got the heat to cleat up the street. (greg)

Team Merde: Wherever the Floopy They Want to Be

  • Haedi: In Randallbank, breaking into the Feadon Building. Just ate a level 1 guy outside, and infected him just to be a dick. Haedi 07:20, 24 April 2009 (BST)
  • Tomb of Leo: Roftwood, i think...Tomb of leo 10:33, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Scaberous Procrustes: Wray Heights, Brancker Alley Police Dept [64, 76]Isolde Karr 05:54, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  • McGregger: Club Cort (75,84) , a man with an axe and a mission...kill the dead

The Gallup Poll

Things we don't like:

  • People who barricade past V-S+2
  • Zeds who grab our ankles
  • The fact that we don't have free running
  • Not having a plan
  • Not having friends
  • Collegiate lives which drive us to text-based gore
  • The fact that car parks can't be entered for safehouses
  • Anything that tries to kill us
  • Golden-rumped Elephant Shrews (blarmy little blighters!)
  • 15th Cen Dutch Paintings
  • 20th Cen aelatory music
  • Time-dependent Perturbation Theory
  • peas
  • and ants.

Things we have:

  • A Conch shell
  • Over-hit IP addresses
  • Social lives
  • Facial hair
  • Heavy, wedge-like blades
  • Foetal Bachelor's Degrees
  • Yummy buttermilk donuts
  • Gold flavored Energy Drink
  • Various Late-Renaissance dueling weapons
  • Joie de vie
  • Aime de vie
  • and sometimes even de Vie.
  • Newspapers
  • Vendettas
  • and THX.

People We Don't Like

PKer's

  • AxeHack
  • Fosi, damn his eyes.