User:Aphelion/WIP1

About Me I am a huge fucking nerd. I think that about sums it up. Shit List Inspired by Eve Amedeus's page! I hate the following people: Lord Moloch 5/14/09 being a tremendous dickhead (also molesting children) Johnny Bass 5/14/09 aiding and abetting in aforementioned dickheadery globule13 5/14/09 defacing my talk page (I AM NOT A SUCKER YOU JERKFACE) Zombie in Pajamas 11/13/87 existing Jea 5/14/09 making defamatory threads full of libel Murray Jay Suskind 5/13/09 changing my forum title to Paper Pusher Extraordinaire kylestyle 5/15/09 trying to get me promoted ZombieBabyJesus 5/16/09 engaging in the production and distribution of slanderous, offensive imagery MikeaveLi 5/16/09 making tasteless jokes, defacing my talk page, and abusing ops in the GC channel Characters Lunar Aphelion "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." --Friedrich Nietzsche Bringing barhah to a suburb near you! I originally joined UD sometime in '07 to run with a small group of friends, and Aphelion was my main alt. But the group slowly atrophied as people got bored or quit for other reasons, and eventually I ended up an unaffiliated survivor randomly wandering around Malton trying to help out in major sieges and whatnot. But I learned the hard way that trying to hold things (particularly malls) is generally a futile endeavor, and once I hit 41, playing felt doubly pointless. I lost interest and eventually quit. Sometime in March '09, something--I don't remember what now--reminded me of UD, and I unidled Aphelion in a surge of nostalgia. I decided that if I was gonna play this game, I wanted to join a group to have some sense of direction, and I really wasn't interested in being a survivor. I wanted to see the game from the other side, but moreover, I was fed up with survivors being apathetic and poorly coordinated. That said, playing a straight-up zombie didn't really appeal to me because survivor gameplay is much more complex, so that left PKing or death culting. I was particularly interested in the latter because I wanted to go pro-zombie, and the Gore Corps wiki page caught my eye. Rolling with the RRF is a blast, and I'm glad I ended up here. And for the record, yes, I'm aware that there's no such thing as a lunar aphelion! Prima Giedi "mostly harmless are pkers and are zergs they use their alts to help them with their kills, zombie in pajamas and Prima Giedi are the same person" --kar98 There's a bit of a story behind this one. I created Prima back in the day because I felt Aphelion's Military class wasn't nearly nerdy enough, and I ended up as a dedicated reviver for Stanbury Village's Yeoman Park. Aside from Aphelion, I decided to make new alts when I rejoined UD so they had something to do while I figured out if I wanted to join additional groups, so I left Prima idled out until some jerk I've known for way too long ran across Aphelion and recognized the handle. I'm from the same site as LUE and happened to know him, but neither of us had any idea the other played. Long story short, I got dragged into the Mostly Harmless IRC channel, and we had a conversation along these lines: ZiP: OMG I KNOW YOU Me: OMG I KNOW YOU TOO ZiP: HEY YOU'RE COOL JOIN MY GROUP Me: NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I HAVE THIS ALT And good times have been had by all since! Beid "Insert humorous quote here." --Quotee Beid originated with the Mall Tour '09, then joined Batshit Insane after the tour ended. Wants your bra!nz! Gienah "Insert humorous quote here." --Quotee Holy shit, Aphelion's playing a pro-survivor character? Can it be done, or will she start reviving PKers and shooting people?! (I can't help it! I see the red HP and my finger just....slips....)