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(Funding has increased thanks to donations, I may have to become a PUBLIC channel *shudder*)
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<center>'''<big><big>I've gone into stasis...</big></big>'''</center>
<center><span style="color: firebrick"><big><big>'''Summer is finally here, and our broadcast schedule couldn't be hotter!'''</big></big></span>
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<center>'''That's right, whether you know who I am or give a shit or not, I am taking another hiatus from the Wiki'''</center>
<span style="color: mediumblue"><big>The highly rated and critically acclaimed game show that is taking the Wiki by storm, '''"Name that Quote!"''', will be starting its new season up with thrills and chills at every turn. Who knows who will say what next, and with the new addition of the <span style="color: red"><big>[[Template:DramaLevel|DRAMA-O-METER]]</big> <span style="color: mediumblue">you the viewers can stay up to date by the second on who is backstabbing who!</span>
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<center>'''I haven't the time nor the patience for the pointless Wiki drama caused by Iscariot and his temper tantrums, and the rest of the morons who spam admin pages with shit'''</center>
<span style="color: purple">Premiering this summer is the documentary people are already raving about. <big>'''Miscontribution: Tales of Conspiracy and Dirty Deals Among the Trusted'''</big> is a one-of-a-kind movie that will take you on the dangerous journey to the deep depths of the archives to uncover the first law breakers and renegades ever elected to office. Unique interviews and shocking testimonies will make you question all authority for years to come!
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<center>'''I'll be back when I feel like it, or when the problem gets fixed'''</center>
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<center>'''So until next time, this concludes our scheduled broadcast day. Goodnight and join us again at 5 am for more fine news and entertainment...'''</center>
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Before he shook up the Wiki when he published his controversial [[UDWiki:Administration/Misconduct/Archive/Grim_s/200809#Final_Rulings|manifesto for change]], Grim s was an <s>humble</s> bureaucrat with a vision and [[User:Iscariot|insane followers]]. Coming this summer with limited replay is a one of a kind epic sure to bring a tear to one's eye. '''PRECEDENT, AND BIAS!''' will bring to life the story everyone thought had long since ended from the eyes of those who [[Example page|knew him best]]... 
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Revision as of 07:17, 18 June 2009

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THE CURRENT TIME IS: 4:25 AM, WST

Summer is finally here, and our broadcast schedule couldn't be hotter!

The highly rated and critically acclaimed game show that is taking the Wiki by storm, "Name that Quote!", will be starting its new season up with thrills and chills at every turn. Who knows who will say what next, and with the new addition of the DRAMA-O-METER you the viewers can stay up to date by the second on who is backstabbing who!

Premiering this summer is the documentary people are already raving about. Miscontribution: Tales of Conspiracy and Dirty Deals Among the Trusted is a one-of-a-kind movie that will take you on the dangerous journey to the deep depths of the archives to uncover the first law breakers and renegades ever elected to office. Unique interviews and shocking testimonies will make you question all authority for years to come!

Before he shook up the Wiki when he published his controversial manifesto for change, Grim s was an humble bureaucrat with a vision and insane followers. Coming this summer with limited replay is a one of a kind epic sure to bring a tear to one's eye. PRECEDENT, AND BIAS! will bring to life the story everyone thought had long since ended from the eyes of those who knew him best...