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<center><big><big><big>{{c|orange|*****UPDATE: DRAMA UNCLASSIFIABLE*****}}</big></big></big>
<center><big><big>'''SEPT. 12''' - [[User_talk:Iscariot|ISCARIOT HAS RETURNED]], GIVING AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY THE CURRENT EVENTS ARE OCCURING IN SUCH A MANNER. THE IMPROVED DRAMARIA-STUPIDIOMETER (IDSM) HAS BEEN REINSTATED TO A QUANTIFIABLE LEVEL.</big></big>
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<big><big>DUE TO TOTAL CHAOS IN THE SYSOP SYSTEM, DRAMA CAN {{c|red|NO LONGER BE CLASSIFIED}}. SKEPTICS ARE STILL RESERVED, BUT SOME LEADING DRAMA SCIENTISTS HAVE ALREADY DRAWN SOME CONCLUSIONS TO A PENDING, MEDIUM SCALE, {{blink|[[Wikigate|WIKIGATE]]}}.</big></big>
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| style="padding:0 9px; font-size:18px; color:{{{HeaderTextColor|black}}}; text-align:center; height:20px" colspan="2" | Improved
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| style="padding:0 9px; font-size:18px; color:{{{HeaderTextColor|black}}}; text-align:center; height:20px" colspan="2" | Dramaria-stupidiometer
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| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Kevan has seized full control of the wiki. Expect few updates. Users are bored.
| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Kevan has seized full control of the wiki. Expect few updates. Users are bored.
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| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Face-wink.png|24px]]
| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{ActiveTextColor|white}}}" | No Drama/Stupidity. Users are safe.
| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{ActiveTextColor|white}}}" | No Drama/Stupidity. Users are safe.
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| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Face-smile.png|24px]]
| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Normal Drama/Stupidity. Users are relatively safe.
| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Normal Drama/Stupidity. Users are relatively safe.
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| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Iscariot's return. Users are on notice.
| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Iscariot's return. Users are on notice.
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| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Unbearable Drama/Stupidity Levels. Users are in severe danger.
| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Unbearable Drama/Stupidity Levels. Users are in severe danger.
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<span style="color: red"><big><big>WARNING: WIKI DRAMA AND STUPIDITY AT {{blink|CRITICAL MASS.}}</big></big></span>
<span style="color: orange"><big><big>WARNING: WIKI DRAMA AND STUPIDITY AT {{blink|ELEVATED LEVELS.}}</big></big></span>
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{{c|red|<big><big>WIKI ANTI-DRAMA SYSTEM HAS BEEN OVERLOADED, AND HAS FAILED.</big></big>}}
{{c|red|<big><big>WIKI ANTI-DRAMA SYSTEM IS }}{{c|yellow|STRAINED.}}</big></big>


<big><big>IMMEDIATE EVACUATION IS <s>RECOMMENDED</s> {{c|red|HIGHLY RECOMMENDED}}. NO ONE AND NO PAGES ARE SAFE.</big></big>
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<big><big><big>*****EVACUATION CANCELED*****</big></big></big>
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<big><big><s>IMMEDIATE EVACUATION IS RECOMMENDED {{c|red|HIGHLY RECOMMENDED}}. NO ONE AND NO PAGES ARE SAFE.</s></big></big>


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<big><big>THE ORDER OF EVACUATION IS AS FOLLOWS:</big></big>  
<big><big><s>THE ORDER OF EVACUATION IS AS FOLLOWS:</s></big></big>  


<big><big>KEVAN, BUREAUCRATS, AUTO-CONFIRMED USERS, SYSOPS, UNCONFIRMED USERS, ANONYMOUS IPS</big></big>
<big><big><s>KEVAN, BUREAUCRATS, AUTO-CONFIRMED USERS, SYSOPS, UNCONFIRMED USERS, ANONYMOUS IPS</s></big></big>


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<big><big>THE DESIGNATED SAFEHOUSE IS [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page WOOKIPEDIA]. UPON ARRIVAL, THE UD EVACUEES WILL MEET UP TO DISCUSS FURTHER ACTIONS.</big></big></center>
<big><big><s>THE DESIGNATED SAFEHOUSE IS [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page WOOKIPEDIA]. UPON ARRIVAL, THE UD EVACUEES WILL MEET UP TO DISCUSS FURTHER ACTIONS.</s></big></big></center>

Revision as of 15:08, 12 September 2009

KUND-TV SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
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SEPT. 12 - ISCARIOT HAS RETURNED, GIVING AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY THE CURRENT EVENTS ARE OCCURING IN SUCH A MANNER. THE IMPROVED DRAMARIA-STUPIDIOMETER (IDSM) HAS BEEN REINSTATED TO A QUANTIFIABLE LEVEL.
Improved
Dramaria-stupidiometer
Face-grin.png Kevan has seized full control of the wiki. Expect few updates. Users are bored.
Face-wink.png No Drama/Stupidity. Users are safe.
Face-smile.png Normal Drama/Stupidity. Users are relatively safe.
Face-sad.png Iscariot's return. Users are on notice.
Face-surprise.png Unbearable Drama/Stupidity Levels. Users are in severe danger.

WARNING: WIKI DRAMA AND STUPIDITY AT ELEVATED LEVELS.
WIKI ANTI-DRAMA SYSTEM IS STRAINED.



*****EVACUATION CANCELED*****
IMMEDIATE EVACUATION IS RECOMMENDED HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. NO ONE AND NO PAGES ARE SAFE.


THE ORDER OF EVACUATION IS AS FOLLOWS:

KEVAN, BUREAUCRATS, AUTO-CONFIRMED USERS, SYSOPS, UNCONFIRMED USERS, ANONYMOUS IPS


THE DESIGNATED SAFEHOUSE IS WOOKIPEDIA. UPON ARRIVAL, THE UD EVACUEES WILL MEET UP TO DISCUSS FURTHER ACTIONS.