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Bienvenidos.
My name is Cabron Gutierrez and I operate a low key, family owned and operated vengeance-killing service across Malton.
Are you a zombie or death cultist that got zk'd or otherwise griefed by a trenchy? Is some pk'er giving you grief, and the necessary level of revenge you seek isn't satisfied by the efforts of already overwhelmed bounty hunters? Or is there just some guy that isn't your kind of guy?
There is hope. Currently, I privately contract to two individuals that can rectify this situation for you. We try to guarantee 100% satisfaction, however the degree of swift removal depends on what we in the industry call "bread crumbs". Does your target actively advertise their whereabouts via profile or online forums? Are they in a group that operates in a specific geographic area?
We take all cases, and your mark will be added to the list. Some marks may take longer than others, depending on the level of information you're able to provide.
Unlike our competitors we give you status updates, deliver your customized message to the beneficiary upon their departure, and will send you a screenshot of their demise upon the completion of the job.
Our service is entirely confidential, and your username or the reason for the request is not necessary.
We're not currently hiring but may in the near future.
For a specific request, or for further information about the company, contact me at cabrongutierrez@gmail.com