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group_abbrev=K| | group_abbrev=K| | ||
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group_leaders=Manbagz[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=590027:Manbagz | group_leaders=Manbagz[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=590027:Manbagz] | | ||
group_goals=Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.| | group_goals=Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.| | ||
group_recruit=You need a clown mask (or a puppet mask), a white (silk) shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. A cellphone is essential if you want to coordinate kills, or run a Klown campaign. A GPS locator makes life easier. Gun, knives, lengths of lead piping and baseballs bats are the weapons of choice. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a '''''K''''' agent. Remember the golden rule: Bounty hunters are morally retrograde hypocrites and should be ''knifed'' or ''bludgeoned'' to death where possible, as a matter of principle. Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: '''''K''''' operates a strict ''blacklist, whitelist'' and ''grey area'' policy. Blacklisting is for keeping track of kills, both for kudos and because often the dead come back looking for a little vengeance. Greylisting is for people a Klown is either dubious about for some reason, wants to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented them from finishing the work. Whitelist is for other '''K'''lowns or puppets. That's it. There's no punchline. | | group_recruit=You need a clown mask (or a puppet mask), a white (silk) shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. A cellphone is essential if you want to coordinate kills, or run a Klown campaign. A GPS locator makes life easier. Gun, knives, lengths of lead piping and baseballs bats are the weapons of choice. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a '''''K''''' agent. Remember the golden rule: Bounty hunters are morally retrograde hypocrites and should be ''knifed'' or ''bludgeoned'' to death where possible, as a matter of principle. Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: '''''K''''' operates a strict ''blacklist, whitelist'' and ''grey area'' policy. Blacklisting is for keeping track of kills, both for kudos and because often the dead come back looking for a little vengeance. Greylisting is for people a Klown is either dubious about for some reason, wants to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented them from finishing the work. Whitelist is for other '''K'''lowns or puppets. That's it. There's no punchline. | | ||
group_contact=Get a mask, etc as above. Text Manbagz | group_contact=Get a mask, etc as above. Text Manbagz [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=590027:Manbagz], Coordinates will be sent and an agent will meet you ''in character'' to discuss your joining the circus. <br/>''Notes'': Not for the dilettante PKer, this group. A klown gets marked KOS many times in their game-lives. We keep moving, and make our home on the borders where there is most trouble with zeds. We thrive on chaos.}} | ||
Revision as of 17:19, 18 December 2009
| K is for Komedy | |
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| Abbreviation: | K |
| Group Numbers: | 1 |
| Leadership: | Manbagz[1] |
| Goals: | Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars. |
| Recruitment Policy: | You need a clown mask (or a puppet mask), a white (silk) shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. A cellphone is essential if you want to coordinate kills, or run a Klown campaign. A GPS locator makes life easier. Gun, knives, lengths of lead piping and baseballs bats are the weapons of choice. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a K agent. Remember the golden rule: Bounty hunters are morally retrograde hypocrites and should be knifed or bludgeoned to death where possible, as a matter of principle. Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: K operates a strict blacklist, whitelist and grey area policy. Blacklisting is for keeping track of kills, both for kudos and because often the dead come back looking for a little vengeance. Greylisting is for people a Klown is either dubious about for some reason, wants to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented them from finishing the work. Whitelist is for other Klowns or puppets. That's it. There's no punchline. |
| Contact: | Get a mask, etc as above. Text Manbagz [2], Coordinates will be sent and an agent will meet you in character to discuss your joining the circus. Notes: Not for the dilettante PKer, this group. A klown gets marked KOS many times in their game-lives. We keep moving, and make our home on the borders where there is most trouble with zeds. We thrive on chaos. |
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