Glitch

Glitch (AKA Penis Clan - Why? I don't have a clue)
Abbreviation:	Glitch
Group Numbers:	Private
Leadership:	The P C
Goals:	To have a laugh
Recruitment Policy:	Level 10 and above.
Contact:	Forums Talk:Glitch

Glitch is a group of friends, who like to rub lotion on each other and eat twinkies. We do as we please in UD. We're not PKers, Death Cultists or Surviviors. We just do as we please. We'll do what we want, and if its really funny, we'll repeat the performance.

Please Note

Listen carefully now. Its not that hard to understand. WE ARE NOT ZERGERS. We are real people.

So what are your Aims?

Well I can't really answer that. At the start of all of this it was just a group of friends with no particular intentions. Each activity is voted on, and we roll with it. No matter what. We have fun, and thats all that matters in the end. This is a game, and games are for fun.

Then by accident, after Ackland happened. We had a change of mind. Lets make this official. Lets make a group. Lets let more people to join in the fun that we had. With that, Glitch was born.

Old People

Did we mention old people falling over is hilarious? Well let me inform you. Old people falling over is hilarious!

We also like to watch them tumble out of wheelchairs down flights of stairs

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Recruitment Policy

As a general rule you must be level 10 and over. Please note this isn't set in stone. You can't have all crap skills and demand to join. Next, you could join if your under ten. You need all gun related skills, plus free running. So level 6 could be a possibility. Depends on how we're feeling.

For those who meet these requirements, STOP!

             He who would join the group of Death 
             Must answer me 
             These questions three 
             Ere the Glitch side he see.

These three question will be administrated on the forums when you sign up. I wonder what they could be...

Notable Activities

February 27 - We kicked off the fun by splitting into two teams, The Amurikans and the UnAmurikans (Although it wasn't pure, as there was one American in the team) The activity was: One week, Four suburbs - Kill as many of the opposing team as possible. The event was a resounding success with a decisive win for the UnAmurikans!

March 14 - The reason why we formed Glitch. Ackland Mall. This resulted in a lot of WTF-ing form the locals. Can't tell you much about it, but it ended up with a lot of survivor death. They though it was Red Rum, they thought it was a zerger, they even thought is was a five year old that thought rude names were hilarious. They thought wrong. It ended up like this.

What next? You'll find out soon enough.