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In early 2010, YHWH decided that he had had it with these mother___________ bald guys with a suspicious leather fetish in his mother___________ zombified playground, and went down to Earth to kick some ass and chew divine gum. | In early 2010, YHWH decided that he had had it with these mother___________ bald guys with a suspicious leather fetish in his mother___________ zombified playground, and went down to Earth to kick some ass and chew divine gum. | ||
After about a month of | After about a month of ramming wooden poles up Cornhole's cornhole, YHWH finally got tired of this bullshit. After carving a swastika or two - a habit he had picked up from his homeboy the Bear Jew - onto Cornhole's body, he ascended back into his crib, soon to be decorated with a few stuffed zergling heads mounted on a wall. | ||
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Latest revision as of 17:49, 27 April 2010
| Battle of Krinks | ||||
| Date: | February 26th - March 22nd, 2010 | |||
| Place: | Krinks Power Station | |||
| Result: | Complete and utter victory for YHWH | |||
| Combatants | ||||
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| Commanders | ||||
| - Coalition : | YHWH | |||
| - NSU : | Cornhole | |||
| Strength | ||||
| - Coalition : | YHWH decided it wasn't neccesary to bring his crew down here for something as trivial as this. | |||
| - NSU : | Cornhole and a zergling or two. | |||
| Confirmed Casualties | ||||
| - Coalition : | None. Obviously. | |||
| - NSU : | Cornhole x 100 | |||
In early 2010, YHWH decided that he had had it with these mother___________ bald guys with a suspicious leather fetish in his mother___________ zombified playground, and went down to Earth to kick some ass and chew divine gum.
After about a month of ramming wooden poles up Cornhole's cornhole, YHWH finally got tired of this bullshit. After carving a swastika or two - a habit he had picked up from his homeboy the Bear Jew - onto Cornhole's body, he ascended back into his crib, soon to be decorated with a few stuffed zergling heads mounted on a wall.
