Talk:Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/PK database

Heather In Ale ID: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=680413 Heather In Leather ID: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=669062

You can use this to lookup any UD profile using the name btw: http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php

--Funkster 20:08, 9 June 2010 (BST)

What a supreme load of poo poo!

I, ZombieGeorge, am a dedicated zombie. I am dedicated to devouring every last breather in Malton, and in Whittensdie in particular. Yes, I am a very evil fellow, but that doesn't mean that I don't play by some very specific rules. One, I don't PK, not even if combat revived (the exception being LIVE combat, which has happened only once in five or so years. It was hella fun). Two, I don't play nice with any harmanz- ever. I do not cooperate with pker's, death cultists, or anyone else who is not a zombie. Get your facts straight.

You suggest a connection between Heathers and FU. Whatever. I don't really pay any mind to other groups unless they put themselves on the menu (harmanbahrgarz!). What other FU do is not my concern, unless they are doing something that inhibits my freedom of action to have fun by killing and eating all harmanz or is violating UD's TOS. Remember, the FU is not a hierarchical group. We are a loose confederation of zombies who share information and undead comradery.

Do you feel that I've singled you out for extra special zombie nibblinz? You should. One, You came into my home (Whittensdie) and spammed the wiki with all manner of self aggrandizing crapola. That's like begging me to come and eat your brains and drag the remains out into the street to feed my friends. Two, you are a filthy harman. Three, you took up residence in Colglough, my favorite building. Four, you are a filthy harman. Five, you invited other filthy harmanz to come to Whittensdie, which doesn't belong to you. Six, and I really can't stress this point enough, you are a filthy harman.

Oh, and by the way, if you are irked about my picking you out of the revive queues and infecting you, don't take it personally. I do that to everyone. It's a cheap way for me to grief harmanz and cause them to waste more AP. Actually, check that, if it bothers you, by all means take it personally. :D

I get really sick of harmanz lobbing the "pker" label around at anyone who gives them a rough time. I am a proud zombie. I don't need guns to mess you up. My cadaverous claws and infectious smile are more than up to the task! If you doubt the veracity on my statement, please note that I, and my zombie pals, have spent more time in Colglough over the last six months or so than you have. :D

Gragh!

-ZG