User:Colette Hart/International Axe Hating Week: Difference between revisions
Colette Hart (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
Colette Hart (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
||
| Line 15: | Line 15: | ||
Inspired after eating a large quantity of mushrooms, which were found hidden in a shelf of a store run by hippies, Colette decided to finally face her biggest nemesis: Axes. | Inspired after eating a large quantity of mushrooms, which were found hidden in a shelf of a store run by hippies, Colette decided to finally face her biggest nemesis: Axes. | ||
Since that day, every fourth week of July has been declared the International Axe-Hating week, in which all Axe Haters around the world protest and take actions against fire axes. | Since that day, every fourth week of July has been declared the International Axe-Hating week, in which all Axe Haters around the world protest and take actions against fire axes. | ||
=Our Creed= | |||
*1. Axes are not weapons. Axes are not tools. Axes are instruments of barbarism. | |||
*2. Axes must be despised. | |||
*3. There is no situation where an axe is useful. | |||
*4. Fanatic axemen must be considered barbarians, and therefore be despised. | |||
*5. All axes must be burned, broken and destroyed on sight. | |||
*6. All supporters must make propaganda for the annual International Axe-Hating Week. | |||
=Schedule= | =Schedule= | ||
This is the schedule for all IAHW supporters around the world. | This is the schedule for all IAHW supporters around the world. | ||
==2010== | ==2010== | ||
===July 19=== | |||
= | *'''Inauguration Ceremony''' | ||
The ceremony will be presided by Colette Hart, who will deliver an speech. The IAHW starts oficially after the ceremony. | |||
===July 20=== | |||
*'''Protest Day''' | |||
Make your banners, go out to the streets and protest! | |||
===July 21=== | |||
*'''Propaganda Day''' | |||
Spray and shout your hatred towards axes around. Convince people to bring the Axe Culture down! | |||
===July 22=== | |||
*'''Destruction Day I''' | |||
Time for axe destruction! | |||
===July 23=== | |||
*'''Destruction Day II''' | |||
Time for axe destruction! | |||
===July 24=== | |||
*'''Kill a Barbarian Day''' | |||
Find a Barbarian inside UD and kill him in the IAHW's honor | |||
===July 25=== | |||
*'''Closure Ceremony''' | |||
Colette Hart will give the closure speech, and we'll begin preparations for the next year's IAHW | |||
=Propaganda and actions against Fire Axes= | =Propaganda and actions against Fire Axes= | ||
Revision as of 05:57, 19 July 2010
Do you hate axes? If your reply was "yes", you're in the right place!
| International Axe Haiting Week | |
| |
| Abbreviation: | IAHW |
| Group Numbers: | All Axe Haters around the world. |
| Leadership: | The great Axe Hating Leader, Colette Hart herself. |
| Goals: | To declare our hatred towards axes. |
| Recruitment Policy: | All axe haters are welcome. |
| Contact: | No need for contact. Protest by yourself! :) |
About the IAHW
The International Axe-Hating week is an event founded, supported, recommended and sponsored by Colette Hart, who has a vehement hatred towards axes. Inspired after eating a large quantity of mushrooms, which were found hidden in a shelf of a store run by hippies, Colette decided to finally face her biggest nemesis: Axes. Since that day, every fourth week of July has been declared the International Axe-Hating week, in which all Axe Haters around the world protest and take actions against fire axes.
Our Creed
- 1. Axes are not weapons. Axes are not tools. Axes are instruments of barbarism.
- 2. Axes must be despised.
- 3. There is no situation where an axe is useful.
- 4. Fanatic axemen must be considered barbarians, and therefore be despised.
- 5. All axes must be burned, broken and destroyed on sight.
- 6. All supporters must make propaganda for the annual International Axe-Hating Week.
Schedule
This is the schedule for all IAHW supporters around the world.
2010
July 19
- Inauguration Ceremony
The ceremony will be presided by Colette Hart, who will deliver an speech. The IAHW starts oficially after the ceremony.
July 20
- Protest Day
Make your banners, go out to the streets and protest!
July 21
- Propaganda Day
Spray and shout your hatred towards axes around. Convince people to bring the Axe Culture down!
July 22
- Destruction Day I
Time for axe destruction!
July 23
- Destruction Day II
Time for axe destruction!
July 24
- Kill a Barbarian Day
Find a Barbarian inside UD and kill him in the IAHW's honor
July 25
- Closure Ceremony
Colette Hart will give the closure speech, and we'll begin preparations for the next year's IAHW
