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Rest assured, humans, it will change your life forever. Sickness. Poverty. Fighting. Hatred. If you are willing to take the next step and | Rest assured, humans, it will change your life forever. Sickness. Poverty. Fighting. Hatred. If you are willing to take the next step and join us, you will never encounter these things again. You will never have to experience the pain of watching a loved one being disemboweled in front of you ever again. | ||
Leave your old life behind, come to Ridleybank and experience perfection. Join us as we travel together into blissful harmony. That is what we offer Malton, to those courageous enough to join our family. Our community. Our utopia. | Leave your old life behind, come to Ridleybank and experience perfection. Join us as we travel together into blissful harmony. That is what we offer Malton, to those courageous enough to join our family. Our community. Our utopia. | ||
Revision as of 23:47, 18 November 2010
Several of you have written to ask about the great journey we are planning to take with all humans in Malton.
I wish I could tell you Malton, I really do.
But it has to be experienced.
Rest assured, humans, it will change your life forever. Sickness. Poverty. Fighting. Hatred. If you are willing to take the next step and join us, you will never encounter these things again. You will never have to experience the pain of watching a loved one being disemboweled in front of you ever again.
Leave your old life behind, come to Ridleybank and experience perfection. Join us as we travel together into blissful harmony. That is what we offer Malton, to those courageous enough to join our family. Our community. Our utopia.
But the path will not be easy. You will face many obstacles on your journey from human to mangled corpse to purified zombie. For the faithful, the reward is not measurable.
Ridleybank.
The dream can be yours.
-Speaker for the Undead.
