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Today a young mother in her holding cell asked me how did Malton come under zombie control. She even went as far to suggest that our glorious rise to ultimate power was built on pointless genocide and that the zombie takeover | Today a young mother in her holding cell asked me how did Malton come under zombie control. She even went as far to suggest that our glorious rise to ultimate power was built on pointless genocide and that the zombie takeover went against everything that is good about humanity. | ||
Nothing could be farther from the truth Malton. | Nothing could be farther from the truth Malton. | ||
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The zombies are in power because YOU wanted them. We are in control because YOU, the great people of this great city decided during that YOU wanted CHANGE. That YOU wanted HOPE. A reason to de-barricade your doors once again. | The zombies are in power because YOU wanted them. We are in control because YOU, the great people of this great city decided during that YOU wanted CHANGE. That YOU wanted HOPE. A reason to de-barricade your doors once again. | ||
And we have answered the call Malton. We have reduced survivor overcrowding. We have brought peace back to our fair city. With mass graves now located around the city, we have discovered ample biomass for | And we have answered the call Malton. We have reduced survivor overcrowding. We have brought peace back to our fair city. With mass graves now located around the city, we have discovered ample biomass for our power stations. | ||
But, if the day comes when the remaining humans of Malton who have not yet been exterminated decide that they want to be in charge, well, we will | But, if the day comes when the remaining humans of Malton who have not yet been exterminated decide that they want to be in charge for a change, well, we will do the right thing. We will stand aside and let them have a say in the final days of their meaningless, lives. | ||
Because we believe in Democracy. In Freedom. In the ruthless dictatorship of our perfect zombie leaders. In the desire to kill every human who dares to oppose our benevolent, perfect rule. | Because we believe in Democracy. In Freedom. In Truth. | ||
In the ruthless dictatorship of our perfect zombie leaders. | |||
In the desire to kill every human who dares to oppose our benevolent, perfect rule. | |||
That is the Malton Way. That is our future. | That is the Malton Way. That is our future. | ||
Revision as of 01:12, 19 November 2010
Today a young mother in her holding cell asked me how did Malton come under zombie control. She even went as far to suggest that our glorious rise to ultimate power was built on pointless genocide and that the zombie takeover went against everything that is good about humanity.
Nothing could be farther from the truth Malton.
The zombies are in power because YOU wanted them. We are in control because YOU, the great people of this great city decided during that YOU wanted CHANGE. That YOU wanted HOPE. A reason to de-barricade your doors once again.
And we have answered the call Malton. We have reduced survivor overcrowding. We have brought peace back to our fair city. With mass graves now located around the city, we have discovered ample biomass for our power stations.
But, if the day comes when the remaining humans of Malton who have not yet been exterminated decide that they want to be in charge for a change, well, we will do the right thing. We will stand aside and let them have a say in the final days of their meaningless, lives.
Because we believe in Democracy. In Freedom. In Truth.
In the ruthless dictatorship of our perfect zombie leaders.
In the desire to kill every human who dares to oppose our benevolent, perfect rule.
That is the Malton Way. That is our future.
-Speaker for the Undead
