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As I sit here in Ridleybank, looking around our perfect suburb, with the sunlight coming through our pristine windows, I am reminded exactly what makes our perfect zombie society so great. | |||
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Freedom. Fresh air. Humans roasting slowly outside on a spit. | Freedom. Fresh air. Humans roasting slowly outside on a spit. |
Revision as of 01:14, 19 November 2010
Let me ask you some questions survivors.
When was the last time you saw the sun?
As I sit here in Ridleybank, looking around our perfect suburb, with the sunlight coming through our pristine windows, I am reminded exactly what makes our perfect zombie society so great.
Freedom. Fresh air. Humans roasting slowly outside on a spit.
And we want to share those experiences with all of you. We want all of you to experience the simple joys in life, joys that we, and our human slaves, take for granted everyday.
You do not have to live in the darkness. You do not have to live in fear
Come to Ridleybank, and join our perfect society, where zombies and humans live together in perfect harmony.
Do you not owe it to yourself to be happy Malton?
-Speaker for the Undead