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Now a member of The [[Anti-zombie squad]].
Now a member of The [[Anti-zombie squad]].
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=STATS=
=STATS=


===Skills===
      *  Basic Firearms Training (Player gets +25% to hit with all firearms attacks.)
          o Pistol Training (An extra +25% to hit with a pistol.)
                + Advanced Pistol Training (An extra +10% to hit.)
          o Shotgun Training (An extra +25% to hit with a shotgun.)
                + Advanced Shotgun Training (An extra +10% to hit.)


    * Hand-to-Hand Combat (+15% to melee attacks.)
          o Knife Combat (An extra +15% when attacking with a knife.)
          o Axe Proficiency (An extra +15% when attacking with an axe.)
    * Free Running (Can move between adjacent buildings without stepping outside.)
    * NecroTech Employment (Player is able to operate DNA Extractors, and can identify NecroTech offices from the street.)
          o Lab Experience (Can recognise and operate basic-level NecroTech equipment.)
                + NecroNet Access (Player can access terminals in powered NT buildings, allowing map scans and syringe manufacture.)
    * First Aid (Player is able to heal an extra 5HP when using a first-aid kit.)
          o Surgery (Player can heal a further 5HP if working in a hospital with power.)
    * Diagnosis (The HP values of nearby survivors are displayed next to their name.)
    * Shopping (Player may choose which stores to loot, when searching a mall.)
          o Bargain Hunting (Player is 25% more likely to find something when searching a mall.)
    * Body Building (Player has a maximum of 60 Hit Points instead of 50.)
    * Tagging (Player's spraycans last longer. XP bonuses are awarded for tagging certain buildings.)
    * Construction (Player is able to build barricades, repair machinery and restore ruined buildings.)
    * Radio Operation (Player is able to broadcast within the restricted 26.00-28.00 MHz range.)
    * Headshot (If the player delivers a killing blow to a zombie, it must spend an extra 5AP to stand up.)
    * Scent Fear (Survivors with less than 25HP are shown as 'wounded', less than 13HP are 'dying'. Both are asterisked on the map.)
          o Scent Blood (The HP values and infection status of nearby survivors are displayed next to their name.)
          o Scent Death (Zombie can sense nearby zombies and corpses, including members of its group, and distinguish revivifying bodies.)
    * Digestion (The zombie gains HP equal to its bite damage, when biting a survivor or feeding on a fresh corpse.)
    * Vigour Mortis (Zombie gets +10% to hit with all non-weapon attacks.)
          o Neck Lurch (Zombie gets an extra +10% to hit with bite attacks.)
          o Death Grip (Zombie gets an extra +15% to hit with hand attacks.)
          o Rend Flesh (Hand attacks deal an extra 1 damage.)
          o Tangling Grasp (If the zombie hits with hands, its further attacks on that victim are at +10% to base attack until it loses its grip.)
          o Feeding Drag (Zombie is able to drag dying survivors (those with 12HP or less) out into the street.)
    * Memories of Life (Zombie is able to open doors to buildings.)
    * Lurching Gait (Zombie can walk as fast as the living.)
          o Ankle Grab (Zombie only spends 1AP standing up.)


===Class===
===Class===
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=The Cannon Chronicles=
=The Cannon Chronicles=


====Chapter One====
I have moved my story to Triond, to try to make some cash while writing this.<br />
 
Hello, i am Officer Cannon, codenamed, Bhuwannabe. My story begins in the suburb of West Greyside just days before the zombie outbreak.
 
The fire alarm rang, waking me up at one in the morning, i slipped on my firefighter gear and went to the fire in the nearby library. Nothing unusual about the fire, just wire problems, everyone survived the fire. The next day i went to the nearby Polemall. There was the usual military recruiter today, but he seemed a bit more tense than usual, but i thought i needed a bit more adventure so i approached the recruiter, he asked me "Do you want to join the military?"<br />
"Yes"<br />
"Well then come to fort Creedy tomorrow"<br />
"Alright"<br />
"Meet me in the Barracks"<br />
I bought nothing that day, i just went to sleep at the fire station again. That night there were no fires we were called to, just silence, i couldnt sleep that night, i was too excited to become a trained soldier.


I awoke the next day, got in my car and went to fort creedy. I drove right through the gatehouse and stopped at the barracks as i was instructed to. The recruiter told me that i was to stay in the fort a week, train in firearms, and then either patrol all city exits, or resume normal life. I stayed in the Fort that week, all i did was train i made no friends, only enemies. I went to sleep as usual on the friday night of that week.
Chapters 1-2 can be found here: http://authspot.com/novels/the-cannon-chronicles-chapter-1/
 
<br />
I woke up tied to a chair in some type of basement with low lighting, i was surrounded by doctors.<br /> Leaning over me, to my left and to my right were the dead bodies of other recruits i had met while training. They were injecting me with some type of syringes, one of the doctors called out "Cannons up!" i heard a faint distant reply. I saw how long the needles they were injecting me with were, i screamed at the doctors "What the f*** are you doing????" a doctor replied "We're injecting you with nano-bots that will make you invulnerable to sickness, speed up the healing process, slow down the aging process, and absorb pain, their still highly experimental though, you see the guys beside you? Their bodies couldn't take the nano-bots and their hearts exploded. You are different though."
Chapters 3-4 can be found here: http://authspot.com/novels/the-cannon-chronicles-chapter-2/
"SO IM A MILITARY EXPERIMENT????"<br />
<br />
"Yes, you are"<br />
Chapters 5-6 can be found here: http://authspot.com/novels/the-cannon-chronicles-chapter-3/
I was knocked on the side of the head seconds after this conversation.
I woke up back in my bed. There was no evidence of the needles, or my blow to the head. That morning i fled the fort and went back to West Greyside.


The next day i went back to the fire station, the chief said "Welcome back cannon" <br />
"Thanks mate."<br />
I turned on the news, there was a report about the city being quarantined by the military. "Hey chief, you know about this?" i pointed to the tv. the chief quickly replied "No, but i have a bad feeling about that, what are they gonna do to us?"<br />
"I don't know, i just hope we live through it"<br />


I saw a man in a necrotech jacket run by the window screaming "Get inside!!! THEIR GONNA KILL US ALL!". Everyone just laughed. The firebell rang, the fire was in Styles bank, it was one of the largest fires we had ever seen, everything and everyone inside the building was incinerated. Among the bodies they found my family.This was one of the worst days ever. Back at the station we saw flatbed trucks carrying civilians and soldiers out of the city, they never came for us at the fire station though. Hours later on our radio we heard "Everyone get to the mall! no where else is safe! GO!" We all went to the mall. There we heard rumors of 'walking dead' and 'zombies'. I couldnt believe it myself to be honest. While i was sleeping i heard a gun shot, then some screams, then the sound of a flaregun firing. I looked around for where this sound was coming from. It was coming from the stadium, i quickly grabbed my fire ax and a pistol with three full rounds, and ran down to the stadium. There was nothing but dead bodies...a roar came from behind me... another one from the right...then the feeling of cold hands scratch my leg...i turned around...shot the pistol...turned around again and saw this pale, dead looking, blood drenched, human, this was my idea of what a zombie would look like...i ran at the zombie...it roared...i roared a battle cry...swung my ax directly at its neck...it went right through...the sound of a severed head hit the floor...i turned around once again...there was the zombie of my brother...he roared...charged at me...i rolled out of the way...shot my pistol at him...i missed...i was attacked from behind...my right arm was gushing out blood...i couldnt move...then i felt the nano-bots kicking in...the bleeding stopped...i started to blind fire behind me...i must have hit the zombie right in the eye cause he fell right to the ground and didn't get up...i turned around to face my brother...i looked away at shot my pistol right at him again...it missed...my gun was knocked from my hand...something grabbed my leg...i was being dragged toward the exit...i chopped at the arm on my leg and missed...i heard i gunshot...then a ricochet off a nearby bench...i looked up and saw a man with a shotgun strapped to his back... and dual pistols... he fired both at the same time...he hit both my brother and the zombie dragging me... he said "Hurry, through the bodies outside and block all entrances"
"Ok, but what the hell is going on???"<br />
"Ill explain later"<br />
Me and this stranger through the bodies out to the street. Then i asked "Who are you"<br />
he quickly replied "Why, i am Dark Butters and i just saved your ass"<br />
"I suppose you did"<br />
"You owe me one"<br />
"sure"<br />
"Come on, we've gotta get you cleaned up"<br />
We walked back into the mall, that night me and Dark butters, stayed in the Drugstore using painkillers, and first-aid kits. We slept through the night without any disturbances, there were actually only about 30-40 people inside the mall. I wondered where everyone else was, i asked butters "Where do you think everyone is right now?"<br />
"Either dead, or evacuated"<br />
"Why werent you evacuated butters?"<br />
"Had some unfinished business with some guys, you?"<br />
"Truck never came for me"<br />
"Bummer"


====Chapter 2====


I awoke the next day, i had to find some people who knew how to deal with these things, these ''zombies'' so i wandered around the mall aimlessly for about an hour, i hear people talking about things like ''necrotech'' and a nearby group of citizens that have an expertise in killing the ''zombies'', they called themselves ''The Anti-Zombie Squad'', there was grafiti on the walls that told who to contact to join, his name was Eric Besette, he and his group could be found in the Bellamy Building, me and Butters had to go meet them, i quickly ran back to the drugstore, butters was lying there, i woke him up, and he greeted me with a "what the f*** do you want?"<br />
"We have to go meet some guy"<br />
"Who?"<br />
"A group called the Anti-Zombie Squad"
"Alright"
So we started walking toward the exit to the mall, i heard a radio report as i walked passed it, it said "Cyborg man found kicking some hardcore zombie ass last night, he even killed some known criminals in the area, no doubt he was a cop"<br />
yeah, like there actually is a cyborg. Then as we got to the exit of the mall closest to club tremlette butters said "Where are we meeting them"<br />
"The Bellamy Building"<br />
"Really?"<br />
"Ya, i wanna talk to some guy named Eric Besette"<br />
"K, are you gonna join his group or something?"<br />
"ya, anything wrong with that?"<br />
"no,"<br />
We walked through club tremlette to the Bellamy Building, it was a short brown bricked office building, on the outside wall above the entrance read "AZS HQ BIATCHES" So we entered, it was a little hard to enter and exit buildings though, they always over barricaded so you couldnt enter or exit the building, i realised from this that the livings greatest fear was, death, we feared death the most out of everything, death, the being that nothing could defy, up until now, those who die do not wish to stay dead, and those that do not wish to stay dead wish to kill the living, this i knew was a battle we could'nt win. As we entered the Bellamy we heard someone call "Who's there?" i replied "Its Officer Cannon, and Dark butters, we were wondering if we could join the Anti-Zombie Squad?"<br />
"Sure why not? We're always looking for new members"<br />
"Ok, where do you want us?"<br />
"First you should meet the other group leader, Janus Abernathy"<br />
This man must've been Eric Besette, and he called Janus Abernathy down from barely lit upstairs, she walked down the stairs, stopped halfway and said "Greetings, eric these new recruits?"<br />
"Yes Janus, what should we do with 'em?"
"Do they have decents fire arms training?"
Eric looked at me and Butters, we both nodded.
"Good, eric you can decide where they will be."<br />
Eric looked at us once again before asking "We're currently offering two squads, Alpha and Relief, choose and be quick about it"<br />
I choose Alpha and so did Butters, Eric showed us around the Bell and told us we should meet the Anti-Zombie Squad for ourselves. "Ok, Cannon, your first assignment is to do a quick sweep of the area, Butters, do whatever the hell you want, go crazy"<br />
As i went to leave the building Janus Abernathy stopped me and said "These may come in handy" And she tossed me a shotgun and a pistol, i nodded my gratitude and left the building. As i walked around the empty streets i came to a cemetary, this was where my mother was buried, there was no sign of disturbance around the cemetary, i continued on into the unlit Church, the doors were ripped off the hinges and there was no sign of living occupants, i walked into the building, the decorative windows supplied enough lighting for me to the other end of the church, the benches were destroyed, there was blood smeared all over the carpet and walls, by the alter there was the body of the dead priest, i approached the body, i heard footsteps from right, i looked... nothing there... i heard some low growling from above...i looked up... and there was a zombie crouching on the indoor balcony, it let out a loud roar... it jumped down at me... i swung my ax at the air as i would swing at a baseball... too bad i was terrible at baseball...it grabbed my ax and threw it accross the room... it slowly lurched towards me, i took a few steps back... it sprinted at me... i fired my shotgun...blew off its left arm... blood sprayed all over the floor...it moaned and ran even faster... i shot the shotgun again... "click" "click" shit out of ammo... i rolled in between two benches pulled out my pistol and shot into its chest five times, it fell over...i started walking away, bad decision though...it got right back up again... ran at me and just about lopped off my head, i turned around and shot right into its temple, not even a second later brains blew out of the other side of his head onto everything, this i knew from the horror movies would kill the zombie. I walked over to my ax, picked it up, and left the building, as i left i heard a gunshot ricochet off of a nearby headstone, i looked to where the shot came from... it looked like one of the bullies from highschool about 4 years ago, he didn't appear to be a zombie, he shot again... a second later i felt a blistering pain in my left thigh... i ducked behind a gravestone... the firing stopped "what the fuck is he doing?" i thought to myself. I felt the nano-bots start their work on my leg, i had about just as much movement as i had before i was shot, i in the opposite direction of the shooter... he shot... just about hit me in the foot...i jumped, turning mid air and fired a single shot, that must have been the single luckiest shot i had made in my life because it had hit him right in the left eye and continued to the back of his skull destroying his brain completely, which i thought was enough to ensure he could'nt come back as a zombie. I walked back to the Bellamy Building, i entered jumping over a desk,and sliding beside a cabinet as i entered. A voice that sounded like the one of Janus called "How'd it go?"<br />
"Not very good, i was attacked by a zombie in the church and as i left i was shot at by some psycho"<br />
"interesting, y'know who he was"<br />
"Some A-hole from high-school"<br />
"You kill him?"<br />
"I think so, would a shot right through his left eye count?"<br />
"Maybe" Janus smiled. I smiled back, i continued on through the building to what was designated as our "lounge" it consisted of about 10 chairs around a coffee table, and a mini-fridge in the corner of the room. Butters was sitting there in one of the chairs, he said "So, what happened?"<br />
"Nothing, if you count being shot in the leg and being attacked by a zombie"<br />
"A'ight"<br />
"There's no cops or anything in the city you know?"<br />
"SO?"<br />
"That means anyone can take anything, anyone can kill anyone, we need some form of justice, this just isn't going to do."<br />
"What do you suppose we do?"<br />
"I know a few people who can tell us who needs to be shot"<br />
"Alright, now pass me a beer"<br /> I sat down and Butters passed me a beer, that night we talked about nothing but life before the zombie outbreak even though we were only a few days into it, when i was ready to go to sleep i stood up and started walking toward my chair, i heard the thrum of electricity going off, i looked out the window, the entire cities power was going out, suburb, by suburb... how would we ever survive this?


====Chapter 3====


No one slept in the Bellamy building that night, all we could hear were the moans, and the sound of people dying, there was nothing but death and decay now, everyone was dead, or the new idea of death, becoming a mindless human flesh eater. I tried to sleep with my shotgun that night, you could see nothing inside the building, you could only hear the others in the building as there was no light other than the moon. I tried to look outside, there didn't appear to be anything there, then i heard a loud "BANG!" it was coming from the door, then the cracking of wood, then scratching, just scratching on the door, i tried to run towards the door but i stepped on Dark Butters' beer bottle tripped, and my pistol fired off which was in my pocket at the time, i shot myself right in the foot, it was extremely painful, i shot at the door with my shotgun, it put a large hole in the door and exposed a decaying face, the zombie that was trying to get in, i took out my pistol... fired... i missed... the zombie broke down the rest of the barricade, and could now enter, it slowly stumbled towards me, i shot it in the leg... it fell...grabbed my leg... and started clawing at it... the zombie let out a very loud moan... someone came running down the stairs... fired... felt something probably the bullet go through the middle of my legs and hit the zombie in the face... the calf muscle in my left leg was torn to sh*t and i could barely walk, i probably will die if i dont get some help soon.<br />
"Hello?" I called out, <br />
"Ya, hey, Cannon" it sounded like Janus Abernathy <br />
"Janus is that you?"<br />
"Ya, we need to get the generator going though"<br />
"Don't we need to repair the barricade too?"<br />
"After the generator, follow me"<br />
Janus waved her hand towards me, i grabbed it, and she started walking, she took me down to the basement, grabbing a fuel can on the way, in the center of the basement was a medium sized generator that looked like it could power the entire building, "Wanna put the fuel in there?" and Janus tapped where it looked like you would pour in the fuel "Sure" i answered and started pouring in the fuel "Just put it all in, there's some garages not far from here, we've got lots more" so i poured faster, the tank was full, and Janus flicked a switch, at first it seemed like nothing would happen, then a low thrum started and all the lights came on in the building.
Janus looked around the room, and pointed at a box of shotgun shells and said "Take those, put them in your pocket and follow me, we have to clear the area around the building, i will get the others to rebuild the barricades". I nodded and walked upstairs, there were about four zombies just wandering around the main lobby, my leg was bleeding pretty badly, i touched it, it stung and i fell down...i fired my shotgun... it blew one of their arms off, it let out a roar and sprinted towards me... i fired again... another one of the zombies looked at me, let out a groan and ran towards me... i fired at the zombie... the one with it's arm blown off swung its remaining arm at me... i ducked quickly... it just got me in the forehead...i tripped and fell on my leg, there were scratches on my forehead and i started to bleed... i shot again only to hear a "click" i had to reload... i threw the shotgun at the one armed zombie... it struck it in the face... the barrel went into the zombies forehead...i stood back up, barely able to stand... the zombie let out a loud groan...and a few seconds later it dropped to the ground dead... i reached at my back for my ax... i grabbed it and waited for the remaining zombies to come for me...they all walked towards me... struck one in the neck, its head was cut right off... right after i swung it above my head and struck another in the shoulder... i kicked that zombie in the stomach trying to get the ax out... i pulled as hard as i could... the ax came free and flew across the room... i pulled out my pistols... i shot both at the two remaining zombies... i closed my eyes... i opened them just in time to see the brains flying everywhere, im not sure what quite happened next, all i remember was feeling a puddle of blood on the floor by my leg, screaming, and i saw two feet come down the stairs, then just blackness...


====Chapter 4====
====Chapter 7====


I awoke in what looked like the nearby hospital's operating room, the walls were all white, and a man wearing an operating mask was leaning over me, he saw my eyes flick open and turned around and said "Cannon's up janus"<br />
I had searched the top levels of the building with no luck in finding any type of transmitter. So I had stopped to think about where the Radio Transmitter would be if there really was one in here, there were multiple places. The main offices, basement, and reception areas seemed to be the most likely places. I had already gone through the main offices, and reception was on the first floor. The building was primarily used by Necrotech, but was probably also used by other businesses. There were quite a few stairs to go before I could reach the first floor, as I approached the staircase i took a brief look down, it looked like there were atleast 400 steps. I knew that i couldn't run down 400 stairs, but I could probably run down 150. I was off to a good start, a light jog, watching my step, and taking in the cold air of the concrete stairway. 10 minutes later i was beginning to tire and sweat, my knee's were beginning to hurt from the constant impact of concrete stairs on my feet. 5 minutes later I had decided to slow it down and walk, i only had about 100 steps left, my legs were starting to burn, and i was beginning to smell a horrible stench. As i got closer to the basement the stench got stronger, my eyes were starting to water, and it was getting harder to breath, I continued reminding myself that if I didn't get to this transmitter we could all starve to death, I kept going until the point that I couldn't breath anymore, it was just an overwhelming stench, it was unimaginable how bad this was... i had finally reached the first floor... I took a breif look around the room for something that would help me... there it was... a small fan... it was sitting on an end table in the lobby... i ran for it... and pushed in the power button... i heard the thrum of the fan... and then the next thing to do was open the doors... my vision was becoming blurred... i slowly walked over to the doors... i fell on the door just barely pushing it open... and took in a few deep breaths of air... my vision returned to normal, and i was no longer dizzy. I broke one of the windows in the door so air could flow freely into and out of the building, and the stench could flow out of the building also. Completely forgetting about the radio transmitter I went to investigate the stench... it must have been coming from the basement, i only have 2 sets of stairs to descend until i got to the basement... I should look for a flashlight first though, so i searched through the drawers of the reception desk and found a small metal flashlight and four sets of batteries, I turned on the flashlight and descended the stairs... i flashed the light on the bottom of the stairs... I was extremely shocked by what i had seen... it was a pile of dead bodies... I had suddenly thrown up... it was all over the stairs... I continued to the basement... i was on the floor... i looked at the pile of bodies and just ignored it and continued walking... i was not 10 feet from the pile when i heard fast movement coming towards me... i quickly turned around, pulled out my pistol, and shot right into the face of whatever was behind me... i flashed the light on it and it was a zombie with a bullet hole in the middle of it's face, that was a damn lucky shot... I shined the light on the pile of bodies... it was now smaller... i looked around... i heard low groaning sounds from all around the room... i was almost completely surrounded, the only place i had left to go was towards a desk... i looked at the desk... there was a computer moniter, a cup filled with pens... and what looked like a flare gun... i sprinted towards the table... the zombies let out loud groans and started after me... I got to the table and grabbed the flare gun... i shot towards them... completely missing all the zombies... it hit the pile of bodies ingnited it... i heard many loud groans, it must've been a planned ambush, i wonder how they managed that. I pulled the shotgun out of its place and fired into a zombie... it left a large hole in its chest... i pumped the shotgun and go ready to fire again... the room now stunk of burning flesh instead of whatever the hell that was... i fired again as the zombie i previously shot slumped to the floor and ceased to move... the shot took ones left arm off and got the one adjacent to it in on the left side of the chest... the one with the chest wound slumped to the ground... theres was now only one zombie left standing, it only had one arm left... i pumped the shotgun and got ready to fire... all i heard was a 'click'... i dropped the shotgun and reached for my pistol... i fumbled with the pistol and dropped it... it missed fired and hit a wall... i reached for my only remaining weapon, my ax... i charged at the zombie... i quickly lifted the ax over my head and swung down with devastating force... it went right into the brain of the zombie and was stuck... i kicked the zombie in the chest and the ax came free... the last zombie slumped to the floor dead. The transmitter obviously wasn't down here, if it was it probably wouldn't be in working condition, so it had to be in reception somewhere... i walked back up the stairs... before entering the reception room i peered into it... there were about twenty zombies wandering around the room and still more crawling through the hole i left in the glass. <br />
"Thanks, Link"<br />
The only thing that went through my head was, how am i going to get out of here alive?
"No problem, only thing unusual was his dried blood had little specs of metallic looking material"<br />
"Thats pretty wierd, let me see"<br />
The man i know knew as Link paste a vial of what looked like blood mixed with
craft sparkles, Janus look at the vial and said "That should be fine Link, do you have any guesses as to what it is?"<br />
I looked at my leg, it looked slightly better and was covered in bloody bandages, i tried to sit up, and Link replied to Janus's question "Im not quite sure what it could be, but I've heard rumors that the Military was getting shipments of experimental nano-bots that would better maintain the soldiers body, the manufacturer was Necro-tech, the military was testing these on new recruits"<br />
Link turned around and saw me trying to get up, he ran over to me and said "Buddy I wouldn't try that quite yet, you have lost a lot of blood buddy, your lucky your not dead, but i have some questions for you Cannon"<br />
"Sure, what questions?"<br />
"Did you recently join the military?"<br />
"Ya"<br />
"Did they inject you with anything?"<br />
"Ya, just some type of syringe that would help my body heal faster"<br />
"Alright, that explains that Janus"<br />
I slept in the hospital for the next week, when the week was up my leg was almost perfectly healed, and i could walk on it once again, everything was going great except for one factor, food. Food was running out in the West Grayside area, there was no more fuel for the vehicles, we needed help, we needed more support than we were getting. I remembered learning how to operate radio's and the Malton State of Emergency broadcast tuning. I was now in the Bellamy Building lounge with Janus Abernathy, Eric Besette, and Dark Butters. I got up out of my chair, and asked "Do we have a radio broadcaster, or one nearby atleast?"<br />
Janus Replied "There's one in the Copeland Building a few blocks away, why do you need one Cannon?"<br />
"Need to broadcast asking for supply drops or something,"<br />
"oh, im sure we've been left for dead Cannon"<br />
"Not if we signal them somehow, I've heard helicopters flying over the Bellamy Building,"<br />
"How do you suppose that we signal them?"<br />
"Some type of skylight on the roof or something, kinda how they signal Batman,"<br />
Janus, Eric, and Butters looked at me and laughed, i laughed too. Butters joined the conversation with "Go check the hardware store in Pole Mall, they should have a lot of useless crap like that Cannon"<br />
"It's not useless"<br />
"Signalling the EM's is useless though"<br />
"It won't be, trust me, anyone wanna come to Copeland with me?"<br />
Eric put up his hand and said "Sure, follow me, i know a shortcut"<br />
Eric ran up to the roof, a few feet away was the roof of the Police Station... Eric ran towards the edge of the roof... he jumped, i screamed "Are you f***ing INSANE?"... Eric landed safely on the other side rolling forward... I ran towards the edge of the roof just as Eric had... I jumped, i felt a sense of falling, and it looked like i would make it across to the other side... i just about hit the wall... i quickly grabbed onto the edge of the roof, and tried to pull myself up... i made it up the edge and had to roll over onto the roof, Eric looked at me and added "Hey, have you ever tried Free Running?"<br />
"No, i had the option of taking the training for it though"<br />
"Well, you should've it would've paid off"<br />
And we continued jumping roof to roof until we got to the roof of the Copeland Building. Eric Said "Cannon, here's the door, it should take you to the top level of the building, I'm going back to the Bell, you can go on alone" I nodded in agreement and Eric went back the way he came. I looked around the rooftop to see what Eric was talking about, there it was, it looked like a big box sticking out of the roof with a door on it, i walked towards the door and opened it. I walked down the stairs, i couldn't hear any voices, but i could hear the sound of typing on a keyboard. I let out a "Hello?" and it echoed around the building, the typing stopped for a second, and the resumed. I continued to walk down the stairs, when i reached the bottom of the stairs to the top level all i could see was a regular looking office with a couple hundred cubicles, all of them empty. I let out another "Hello?", this time the typing stopped, i heard something rummaging through bags, then footsteps, soon after an insane looking man stood infront of me holding a shotgun in his hands, he said "Leave me the f*** alone! I'm trying to work here!"<br />


====Chapter 5====
====Chapter 8====


I looked at this man, and thought to myself, 'who does he think he is?' and asked him "And who might you be?" then got ready to grab my pistol, he quickly responded "You... well, you can call me, Necrotizing Fascist, so now you must make a choice, get the f*** out of my building, or be shot in the face multiple times", i smirked, then said "I Take the second option", his face turned bright red, he pumped his shotgun and aimed, i pulled out my pistol and blindly fired in his direction... i heard a scream escape him... i looked... he was bleeding from his right arm... he cried "well isn't that unfortunate"... i was a little confused... he ran at me... i got ready to roll out of the way... rolled too late... got stabbed in the shoulder... he laughed... i looked him in the eye... put my hand on my ax... smirked... and threw the axe into his face... i got him in the right shoulder... i pulled out my knife... he started crying... i got up... and asked myself 'would it be worth killing this man?' the time i took to think about this seemed like hours, days, weeks, months, and years... i picked him up by his collar... he tried to kick me... i said to him "you're nothing but one of the pathetic scientists who got us into this bloody mess, for this, you deserve to die"... he laughed maniacally and said "if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than ever"... i laughed... then stabbed him in the temple... i let go of him... his body slumped to the floor and I noticed something small and rectangular fell out of his pocket, I picked it up, it was a Necrotech ID card!
I had just sat well around the corner from the room filled with zombies, i was counting the hours. So far i had been sitting there for 6 hours, astonished that they hadn't found me yet, I was getting restless, so i reached into my pocket to see how much ammo i had left, I pulled my hand out of the pocket, there were four shotgun shells, their cool, smooth surfaces in my hand. I felt tears coming on, i was scared for my life. It was either i was eaten by these monsters, or i shot myself. I would much rather kill myself than be eaten alive, this was when i had to make a choice. I reached into my other pocket where i kept the bullets for my pistol. There was one bullet left, shiny and cold. I kinda chuckled at the idea of such a small thing killing me, especially when it was being shot off by me. I put the bullet into my clip, loaded the pistol, gulped... and as I was about to pull the trigger tears starting pouring out of my eyes and dripped off my face onto my shirt. I took in one final breath... and then out of nowhere... The sound of multiple rifles being shot off, it was coming from the lobby. I looked and it was a small military squad, armed with M16's. The entire room was cleared out, bodies lying everywhere. I heard one of them, probably the squad leader say "We've gotta get those documents out of the building, those are crucial for the cover-up". i thought to myself, what would they have to cover-up? Already a full city is under full quarantine, and has been left for dead. I thought they could possibly help me, no, they would probably assume i was in early stages of infection and would kill me on sight. I looked around for an extra shady area... there it was, just down the hallway. A dark corner. I crawled over to it... and lied down as if dead, now all there to do was wait. About 5 minutes later they walked down the other end of the hallway as if they knew exactly where they were going. I waited until i heard the sound of their boots echoing on the stairs. As soon as i heard the echo of boots on stairs i sprinted for the door, realising that even outside, i was vulnerable to any psychopath and zombie alike. I finally got outside, i didn't care if i ever got to that transmitter anymore, just aslong as i safely got back to the Bellamy Building. I was starting to run out of breath, and eventually had to walk, while i walked i loaded 2 shells into my shotgun and got ready for anything. The Bellamy Building was about 3 blocks away, not too far, about a ten minute walk. It was strangely, quiet. No groans, no maniacal laughing, no nothing. After i walked about 5 minutes, i realised, something had to be up, either the zombies left, or they are gathering, either by instinct, or something is controlling them like puppets. I walked faster... i readied my shotgun... and before i knew it... i was at the Bellamy Building. I had looked closer into the building, there was no light coming from the second story, something wasn't right, there was no movement anywhere, this scene had been too familiar, all too familiar, i had counted how many bullets i had left for my pistol, about 20 i'd say, more than enough for a few zombies, but hopefully i don't get overwhelmed. I took a deep breath and entered the building, the barricades were still up, it was very strange. I looked around, the place was dark and deserted, there was no sound of breathing, no footsteps, so i called out, "anyone here!?!", i waited, and stood still in the darkness, there was nothing, and then out of nowhere, a powerful voice called out "oh wouldn't you like to know". I looked around, my eyes had adjusted to the darkness by now, i could still barely see though, i readied my pistol, prepared for anything... i heard maniacal laughing, it was coming from behind me... i turned around... nothing there... the laughing continued... it was coming from... below me?...
{{NTMSBADGE}}
 
It belong to a man named "Michael Steeds", I thought it must have belonged to the "Necrotizing Fascist", I put it in my pocket because i thought it might have some use to it. I kept on walking looking through the cubicles of the office building. I finally came to the stairs, there was a sign that said "Laboratory 14th Floor", So the top floor must be the 15th floor, I looked into the dark abyss, that seemed to be the stairwell. I cautiously took a few steps in to stairwell, I stepped in some foul smelling liquid, I took another few steps... a loud moan came from behind... I quickly turned around to see if it was behind me... I slipped and fell backwards... I smashed the back of my head on the edge of a cold concrete stair... everything flashed white... I couldn't move... I felt a warm liquid on my head... then darkness... nothing but darkness...


=Authors Notes=
=Authors Notes=
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In chapter 4 I introduced Linkthewindow, a friend of the AZS.
In chapter 4 I introduced Linkthewindow, a friend of the AZS.
=Recorded Bounties=
''List Started At beginning of September 2009''
Stan The Chopper - [http://iamscott.net/1295211344739.html Kill]
LawnmoversRfun - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-25-09_1300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_63-61__225-005-4f7.html Kill]
Omega123 - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-25-09_1300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_63-61__225-005-4f7.html Kill] [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-18-09_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_63-63__1fa-b7c-c59.html Kill(2)]
Holy Pac Man - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-21-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_63-63__0b0-b45-446.html Kill]
Paradox Boy - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-21-09_1300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_64-66__40a-f98-6aa.html Kill]
Afrotech - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-20-09_0000hrs_PUBLIC/IN_63-63__e8c-687-d9a.html Kill]
Kitsune D - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-16-09_1300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_62-63_kill_fa0-65a-a46.html Kill]
Zeddy Stardust - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-15-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_63-63_kill1_755-2c6-8d0.html Kill]
Paradox319 - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-12-09_0200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_54-76_paradoxkill1_394-08f-b3b.html Kill]
Captain Cleanoff - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/11-03-09_2300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_76-29_Kill_5e7-7df-05c.html Kill]
TravDeDo - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/11-04-09_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_75-28_Kill_-_Axed_512-d1b-f6f.html Kill]
Dominic McKnight - [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/11-08-09_1400hrs_PUBLIC/IN_77-27_kill_b82-f32-fe4.html Kill]
Rendell Murphy - [http://iamscott.net/1263340697798.html Kill]
=Rap=
Bhu's back with another rap <br>
the AZS lay the trap, fill it with crap <br>
while the PKars fap, to my good ol rap <br>
The walrus sleeps, the PKr wheeps, <br>
Bhu be strollin through town, makin a sweep <br>
So gimme a tweet, a treat, hope we don't meet <br>
Cuz your feet can't get up and fleet <br>
Right down the street, thats the real heat <br>
The AZS Dawg, you know us gods <br>
We don't use dogs, or live in bogs <br>
we come out of the fog, guns a blazin <br>
those zombies, they just be grazin <br>
pkrs be playin with raisins, foo we eat craisins! <br>
Grayside is our home, our big bad dome <br>
in it's our home away from home, <br>
the Pole Mall, in it's always a ball <br>
we don't let it fall, it's our mall <br>
We slay, zlay, bring dismay, <br>
to those who may ruin the day <br>
!hahraB ain't from Arab <br>
but from a grab, a nab <br>
a whim, some guy named tim <br>
the code of conduct, the product <br>
The Pequilieat is what we eat <br>
it ain't got no meat, you'll need a seat, <br>
the tequila, the pie, you all know why, <br>
it's our source, the course, it ain't no horse <br>
It's the lucky, the psycho, the inventorse <br>
who fused them with no source, the calculus <br>
oh god, the calculus, it's immaculus <br>

Latest revision as of 22:01, 16 January 2011

Bhuwannabe

Now a member of The Anti-zombie squad.

Canadianflag-sm.jpg Canadian
bhuwannabe is Canadian.
Fireaxe.jpg Fire Fighter
This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.
Adrenaline666.jpg AXE ASSASSIN
This user started off in the civilian class as a Firefighter with a fire axe and radio, and axe-handling training.
Trench coat.jpg Anti-Trenchcoater
This user finds people with 20 shotguns and katanas to be obnoxious.
Viking1.jpg BHUWANNABE is a Viking
They kick Pirate and Ninja ass with ease (all together or one at a time)
Batman-Bomb.gif Batman
This user is Batman.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-Batman!
Imp.gif DOOM
Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up.
Youlose.JPG You Get Nothing!
You lose! Good day, sir!
Chuck.jpg BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master!
This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!
Super mario revolution.jpg Mario is Stalin? Stalin color555.JPG
This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!
Dawn zomb2.jpg Dont do it.
Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.

Allies

I consider all Bounty Hunters my allies, and most of all, everyone in the AZS is my ally (the group has gotten so big it would take a while to list)

STATS

Class

Civilian (Firefighter)

Level

41

Rank:

Leader!!!

Current:

HP:60

EXP:7

AP:0

Description: A man with tanned skin, and long black hair sitting on his shoulders, hes wearing a Bounty Hunters badge on his chest. He has a shotgun strapped to his back, and a blood stained fire ax in his hands. He has a crazed look in his eye

Wearing: a pair of sunglasses, a bloodstained black bandanna, a blood-smeared crucifix necklace, a bloodstained white T-shirt, a Necro Tech jacket, a pair of dark blue jeans and a pair of black shoes

Contact me by

user talk: user talk:bhuwannabe Email-cameroncannon@Hotmail.com

Return to group

BHP.gif Anti-zombie squad

News

OH NOES! OH NOES! THIS CANT BE TRUE!

SnakeisDead.jpg SNAKE IS DEAD
Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!


Nov 10 Was tagging zeds only had 2HP left (those god damn pkrs in pole) and got mauled once! (ONCE!) and then died so im in the Cemetary with Eric Besette!

November 2 Got locked outside killing zeds so tomorrow i will need a revive Scratch that! waited an hour and got back inside young husbands arms safely... Maybe Pkd though will be back in like 3 hours so i will have a good 6 AP! Lol i re-read that statement and it looks kinda queer... i think thats why Kevan named it that... Just so i can look like a fag--bhuwannabe 18:34, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

OCT 16 Tremlette is cleared up and i helped restore the cinema (honestly what a fuss that was) but they are currently without a generator and have aprox 2 survivors in the building

Unknown Dates

Found cellphone in mall and a Radio Transmitter... So for AZS they will have another transmitter up and running soon!

Supports

Trident.jpg Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
Bounty Hunter.gif Bounty Hunter
This User or Group hunts and kills
PKers.
Trooper-hump-small.gif THE EMPIRE
Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!
BHP.gif Anti-Zombie Squad Historic Member
Bhuwannabe is the founding member of
The Anti-Zombie Squad
Bounty Collectors



Antiph.JPG PH Extermination
This User or Group supports the elimination of PH in the Southern Suburbs of Malton.
MDJSeal1.PNG Malton Department of Justice Member
This user is an officer of the Malton Department of Justice and hunts and kills dangerous criminals who frollock around Malton.

The Cannon Chronicles

I have moved my story to Triond, to try to make some cash while writing this.

Chapters 1-2 can be found here: http://authspot.com/novels/the-cannon-chronicles-chapter-1/
Chapters 3-4 can be found here: http://authspot.com/novels/the-cannon-chronicles-chapter-2/
Chapters 5-6 can be found here: http://authspot.com/novels/the-cannon-chronicles-chapter-3/




Chapter 7

I had searched the top levels of the building with no luck in finding any type of transmitter. So I had stopped to think about where the Radio Transmitter would be if there really was one in here, there were multiple places. The main offices, basement, and reception areas seemed to be the most likely places. I had already gone through the main offices, and reception was on the first floor. The building was primarily used by Necrotech, but was probably also used by other businesses. There were quite a few stairs to go before I could reach the first floor, as I approached the staircase i took a brief look down, it looked like there were atleast 400 steps. I knew that i couldn't run down 400 stairs, but I could probably run down 150. I was off to a good start, a light jog, watching my step, and taking in the cold air of the concrete stairway. 10 minutes later i was beginning to tire and sweat, my knee's were beginning to hurt from the constant impact of concrete stairs on my feet. 5 minutes later I had decided to slow it down and walk, i only had about 100 steps left, my legs were starting to burn, and i was beginning to smell a horrible stench. As i got closer to the basement the stench got stronger, my eyes were starting to water, and it was getting harder to breath, I continued reminding myself that if I didn't get to this transmitter we could all starve to death, I kept going until the point that I couldn't breath anymore, it was just an overwhelming stench, it was unimaginable how bad this was... i had finally reached the first floor... I took a breif look around the room for something that would help me... there it was... a small fan... it was sitting on an end table in the lobby... i ran for it... and pushed in the power button... i heard the thrum of the fan... and then the next thing to do was open the doors... my vision was becoming blurred... i slowly walked over to the doors... i fell on the door just barely pushing it open... and took in a few deep breaths of air... my vision returned to normal, and i was no longer dizzy. I broke one of the windows in the door so air could flow freely into and out of the building, and the stench could flow out of the building also. Completely forgetting about the radio transmitter I went to investigate the stench... it must have been coming from the basement, i only have 2 sets of stairs to descend until i got to the basement... I should look for a flashlight first though, so i searched through the drawers of the reception desk and found a small metal flashlight and four sets of batteries, I turned on the flashlight and descended the stairs... i flashed the light on the bottom of the stairs... I was extremely shocked by what i had seen... it was a pile of dead bodies... I had suddenly thrown up... it was all over the stairs... I continued to the basement... i was on the floor... i looked at the pile of bodies and just ignored it and continued walking... i was not 10 feet from the pile when i heard fast movement coming towards me... i quickly turned around, pulled out my pistol, and shot right into the face of whatever was behind me... i flashed the light on it and it was a zombie with a bullet hole in the middle of it's face, that was a damn lucky shot... I shined the light on the pile of bodies... it was now smaller... i looked around... i heard low groaning sounds from all around the room... i was almost completely surrounded, the only place i had left to go was towards a desk... i looked at the desk... there was a computer moniter, a cup filled with pens... and what looked like a flare gun... i sprinted towards the table... the zombies let out loud groans and started after me... I got to the table and grabbed the flare gun... i shot towards them... completely missing all the zombies... it hit the pile of bodies ingnited it... i heard many loud groans, it must've been a planned ambush, i wonder how they managed that. I pulled the shotgun out of its place and fired into a zombie... it left a large hole in its chest... i pumped the shotgun and go ready to fire again... the room now stunk of burning flesh instead of whatever the hell that was... i fired again as the zombie i previously shot slumped to the floor and ceased to move... the shot took ones left arm off and got the one adjacent to it in on the left side of the chest... the one with the chest wound slumped to the ground... theres was now only one zombie left standing, it only had one arm left... i pumped the shotgun and got ready to fire... all i heard was a 'click'... i dropped the shotgun and reached for my pistol... i fumbled with the pistol and dropped it... it missed fired and hit a wall... i reached for my only remaining weapon, my ax... i charged at the zombie... i quickly lifted the ax over my head and swung down with devastating force... it went right into the brain of the zombie and was stuck... i kicked the zombie in the chest and the ax came free... the last zombie slumped to the floor dead. The transmitter obviously wasn't down here, if it was it probably wouldn't be in working condition, so it had to be in reception somewhere... i walked back up the stairs... before entering the reception room i peered into it... there were about twenty zombies wandering around the room and still more crawling through the hole i left in the glass.
The only thing that went through my head was, how am i going to get out of here alive?

Chapter 8

I had just sat well around the corner from the room filled with zombies, i was counting the hours. So far i had been sitting there for 6 hours, astonished that they hadn't found me yet, I was getting restless, so i reached into my pocket to see how much ammo i had left, I pulled my hand out of the pocket, there were four shotgun shells, their cool, smooth surfaces in my hand. I felt tears coming on, i was scared for my life. It was either i was eaten by these monsters, or i shot myself. I would much rather kill myself than be eaten alive, this was when i had to make a choice. I reached into my other pocket where i kept the bullets for my pistol. There was one bullet left, shiny and cold. I kinda chuckled at the idea of such a small thing killing me, especially when it was being shot off by me. I put the bullet into my clip, loaded the pistol, gulped... and as I was about to pull the trigger tears starting pouring out of my eyes and dripped off my face onto my shirt. I took in one final breath... and then out of nowhere... The sound of multiple rifles being shot off, it was coming from the lobby. I looked and it was a small military squad, armed with M16's. The entire room was cleared out, bodies lying everywhere. I heard one of them, probably the squad leader say "We've gotta get those documents out of the building, those are crucial for the cover-up". i thought to myself, what would they have to cover-up? Already a full city is under full quarantine, and has been left for dead. I thought they could possibly help me, no, they would probably assume i was in early stages of infection and would kill me on sight. I looked around for an extra shady area... there it was, just down the hallway. A dark corner. I crawled over to it... and lied down as if dead, now all there to do was wait. About 5 minutes later they walked down the other end of the hallway as if they knew exactly where they were going. I waited until i heard the sound of their boots echoing on the stairs. As soon as i heard the echo of boots on stairs i sprinted for the door, realising that even outside, i was vulnerable to any psychopath and zombie alike. I finally got outside, i didn't care if i ever got to that transmitter anymore, just aslong as i safely got back to the Bellamy Building. I was starting to run out of breath, and eventually had to walk, while i walked i loaded 2 shells into my shotgun and got ready for anything. The Bellamy Building was about 3 blocks away, not too far, about a ten minute walk. It was strangely, quiet. No groans, no maniacal laughing, no nothing. After i walked about 5 minutes, i realised, something had to be up, either the zombies left, or they are gathering, either by instinct, or something is controlling them like puppets. I walked faster... i readied my shotgun... and before i knew it... i was at the Bellamy Building. I had looked closer into the building, there was no light coming from the second story, something wasn't right, there was no movement anywhere, this scene had been too familiar, all too familiar, i had counted how many bullets i had left for my pistol, about 20 i'd say, more than enough for a few zombies, but hopefully i don't get overwhelmed. I took a deep breath and entered the building, the barricades were still up, it was very strange. I looked around, the place was dark and deserted, there was no sound of breathing, no footsteps, so i called out, "anyone here!?!", i waited, and stood still in the darkness, there was nothing, and then out of nowhere, a powerful voice called out "oh wouldn't you like to know". I looked around, my eyes had adjusted to the darkness by now, i could still barely see though, i readied my pistol, prepared for anything... i heard maniacal laughing, it was coming from behind me... i turned around... nothing there... the laughing continued... it was coming from... below me?...

Authors Notes

Spoiler Alert, i suggest reading the story before reading this.
Ok at the end of chapter two i refer to the external military shutting down all forms of infrastructure in Malton a few days after the Quarantine for more info search External Military in the Wiki.

In chapter 4 I introduced Linkthewindow, a friend of the AZS.


Recorded Bounties

List Started At beginning of September 2009

Stan The Chopper - Kill

LawnmoversRfun - Kill

Omega123 - Kill Kill(2)

Holy Pac Man - Kill

Paradox Boy - Kill

Afrotech - Kill

Kitsune D - Kill

Zeddy Stardust - Kill

Paradox319 - Kill

Captain Cleanoff - Kill

TravDeDo - Kill

Dominic McKnight - Kill

Rendell Murphy - Kill

Rap

Bhu's back with another rap
the AZS lay the trap, fill it with crap
while the PKars fap, to my good ol rap

The walrus sleeps, the PKr wheeps,
Bhu be strollin through town, makin a sweep
So gimme a tweet, a treat, hope we don't meet
Cuz your feet can't get up and fleet
Right down the street, thats the real heat

The AZS Dawg, you know us gods
We don't use dogs, or live in bogs
we come out of the fog, guns a blazin
those zombies, they just be grazin
pkrs be playin with raisins, foo we eat craisins!

Grayside is our home, our big bad dome
in it's our home away from home,
the Pole Mall, in it's always a ball
we don't let it fall, it's our mall
We slay, zlay, bring dismay,
to those who may ruin the day

!hahraB ain't from Arab
but from a grab, a nab
a whim, some guy named tim
the code of conduct, the product

The Pequilieat is what we eat
it ain't got no meat, you'll need a seat,
the tequila, the pie, you all know why,
it's our source, the course, it ain't no horse
It's the lucky, the psycho, the inventorse
who fused them with no source, the calculus
oh god, the calculus, it's immaculus

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