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#Require voice recognition for the eyeless. | #Require voice recognition for the eyeless. | ||
#Get to the bottom of how eyeless people are finding the site, much less using it. | #Get to the bottom of how eyeless people are finding the site, much less using it. | ||
#Deletion of all wiki content so we can "start fresh" and "get it right this time". | #Deletion of all wiki content so we can "start fresh" and "get it right this time". | ||
#Ensure that the new UDWiki makes absolutely no mention of zombies. | #Ensure that the new UDWiki makes absolutely no mention of zombies. | ||
#Every wiki page made better with photograph of Amazing. | |||
#Universal healthcare. | |||
#Put a halt to the secret, widespread SysOp behavior of collecting personal data and using it to rent "Weekend and Bernie's" on VHS. | |||
#"Recent Changes" to simply read "Who fucking cares?" | |||
#Improperly indenting a reply will cause your brain to hemorrhage uncontrollably until you correct the error or the condition becomes fatal. | #Improperly indenting a reply will cause your brain to hemorrhage uncontrollably until you correct the error or the condition becomes fatal. | ||
#Change Kevan's userpage from "A transient formation of smaller particles." to one of the following... | #Change Kevan's userpage from "A transient formation of smaller particles." to one of the following... | ||
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#Promote Zod Rhombus to "Vice Beardo". | #Promote Zod Rhombus to "Vice Beardo". | ||
#Promote Grim S to "Ambassador to Doucheland". | #Promote Grim S to "Ambassador to Doucheland". | ||
#Find evidence against the notion that subconscious sexism is the reason Katthew is the only one listed as a "Secretary". | |||
#Extend UDWiki guidelines to cover the entirity of the internet. | #Extend UDWiki guidelines to cover the entirity of the internet. | ||
#If you find the Schmoo, you win a prize. | #If you find the Schmoo, you win a prize. | ||
#Change signature image size limit to 2000 x 1400, minimum. | #Change signature image size limit to 2000 x 1400, minimum. | ||
#New suggestion voting options - Keep, Kill, or [[Hell Rising|Hell Rising has that]]. | #New suggestion voting options - Keep, Kill, or [[Hell Rising|Hell Rising has that]]. | ||
#Replace SysOp activity tracking with "Working hard, or hardly working?" | |||
#Give SysOp status to permabanned users. | #Give SysOp status to permabanned users. | ||
#Give permabans to all current SysOps. | #Give permabans to all current SysOps. | ||
#Attract all the boys to the yard by employing some sort of milk | #Attract all the boys to the yard by employing some sort of device created specifically for shaking milk. | ||
#Add new feature beside "Watch this page", titled "Watch this page do it with another chick". | #Add new feature beside "Watch this page", titled "Watch this page do it with another chick". | ||
#Block access to all outside the United States, including the server itself. | #Block access to all outside the United States, including the server itself. | ||
#Settle Copyright issues once and for all by annhiliating the human race in a nuclear holocaust. | #Settle Copyright issues once and for all by annhiliating the human race in a nuclear holocaust. | ||
Latest revision as of 06:29, 11 June 2011
Just a few random ideas I'm working on for my eventual SysOp promotion bid. This is a work in progress.
- Throw off spambots by editing login page to require a definition of "love".
- Retroactively give self ability to edit login page.
- Require retina scan on login.
- Require voice recognition for the eyeless.
- Get to the bottom of how eyeless people are finding the site, much less using it.
- Deletion of all wiki content so we can "start fresh" and "get it right this time".
- Ensure that the new UDWiki makes absolutely no mention of zombies.
- Every wiki page made better with photograph of Amazing.
- Universal healthcare.
- Put a halt to the secret, widespread SysOp behavior of collecting personal data and using it to rent "Weekend and Bernie's" on VHS.
- "Recent Changes" to simply read "Who fucking cares?"
- Improperly indenting a reply will cause your brain to hemorrhage uncontrollably until you correct the error or the condition becomes fatal.
- Change Kevan's userpage from "A transient formation of smaller particles." to one of the following...
- "A transient formation of discarded testicles."
- "A transient vagabond on a quest for justice."
- "A soiled collection of Playboy articles."
- "A sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvannia."
- "A series of tubes."
- "Farty McBritish."
- "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK GRAAGHS"
- Change "Play Urban Dead" link to "Be Subjected to Urban Dead".
- Promote Katthew to "Secretery of Defenestration".
- Promote Zod Rhombus to "Vice Beardo".
- Promote Grim S to "Ambassador to Doucheland".
- Find evidence against the notion that subconscious sexism is the reason Katthew is the only one listed as a "Secretary".
- Extend UDWiki guidelines to cover the entirity of the internet.
- If you find the Schmoo, you win a prize.
- Change signature image size limit to 2000 x 1400, minimum.
- New suggestion voting options - Keep, Kill, or Hell Rising has that.
- Replace SysOp activity tracking with "Working hard, or hardly working?"
- Give SysOp status to permabanned users.
- Give permabans to all current SysOps.
- Attract all the boys to the yard by employing some sort of device created specifically for shaking milk.
- Add new feature beside "Watch this page", titled "Watch this page do it with another chick".
- Block access to all outside the United States, including the server itself.
- Settle Copyright issues once and for all by annhiliating the human race in a nuclear holocaust.
