Zombie Radio Madness

Zombie Radio Madness! Abbreviation: ZRM Group Numbers: 2 Leadership: Holmgard Goals: Entertain and Inform the masses Recruitment Policy: Leave a comment in discussion,I'll reply ASAP Contact: 27.34MHz What's that thing? This user loves showing off their junk, and coercing others to do the same. Introduction Zombie Radio Madness is a new radio station operating within Gibsonton. Our goal is to bring news, music, entertainment,madness and important reports to the masses.We try to aim for daily broadcast but as you know life does tend to get in the way. Everything will be recorded and displayed our archive for any and all to see. Bulletin Board Sanus Vox HQ is trashed.Broadcast have been postponed.July 28th,2010 Holmgard is experiencing internet problems,soon to be resolved.August 2nd,2010 Sanus vox will soon be back online.August 11th,2010 Sanus Vox is back!August 21st,2010 Undergoing maintenance,no broadcast today.August 31st,2010 Sanus Vox is moving to new lodgings in the Buckrell Arms.September 3rd,2010 Sanus vox is now,officially,Zombie Radio Madness.September 5th,2010 Everything's trashed,zombie invasion.We're off air till pest controll get here.October 17th,2010 Long overdue but we're back on the air!April 12th,2011 Big,big news.The podcast could be up sooner than we thought.July 16th,2011 The first podcast is up!july 29th,2011 Friend Of The Zoo The Thinking Monkey brings luck to friends of the Malton City Zoo! Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. Mr. Rogers Style! This user or group supports and follows the Mr. Rogers policy. B.A.R This user or group supports or is affiliated with the B.A.R. Archives July 25th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Sanus Vox's first broadcast.Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Heeellllloooo Malton.Isn't it just another glorious day in " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Zombieland.I'm very proud to say that this is Sanus Vox," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "a healthy voice in all this decay,thist is our" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "First broadcast and I'm your host,Holmgard" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm coming to you live from my fortified bunker in Gibsonton" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm sorry for any repeats,we seem to be having technical " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "difficulty with our sperm modem.You know the one I'm talking" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "about.3G,Vodafone and O2 sell them." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Well I guess it's time for a spot of new.Survivors have " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "reported that there is a very large number of rotters south " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "of Gibsonton.If you do decide to go that way make sure you " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "have enough guns.That's all for now.Later on we may have a " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "guest on,but what he says is up to him.And I leave you now " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "with some music." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu2DaLiA1yo" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Heeellllloooo Malton.Isn't it just another glorious day in Zombieland.I'm very proud to say that this is Sanus Vox,a healthy voice in all this decay,this is our First broadcast and I'm your host,Holmgard.I'm coming to you live from my fortified bunker in Gibsonton.I'm sorry for any repeats,we seem to be having technical difficulty with our sperm modem.You know the one I'm talking about.3G,Vodafone and O2 sell them.Well I guess it's time for a spot of new.Survivors have reported that there is a very large number of rotters south of Gibsonton.If you do decide to go that way make sure you have enough guns.That's all for now.Later on we may have a guest on,but what he says is up to him.And I leave you now with some music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu2DaLiA1yo July 26th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Goulding Hotel Information:Guest appearance;Area51T Content Area51T broadcast "Right, hello. I am Lieutenant Area 51T" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "of the Imperium of Man, I hope everyone is having at least a" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "decent time trying to survive in this zone." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "As my predecessor stated before me, there is a large" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "concentration of rotters south of Gibsonton." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "So make sure to stock up on enough ammo and supplies before" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "venturing into that area." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "And now I'll leave you with some music to listen to while" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "killing time in the wastes." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "Remember, the only good mutant, is a dead mutant!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "This is Lieutenant Area51T signing off." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Area51T broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_5_x1IUA8" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Right, hello. I am Lieutenant Area 51T" from here of the Imperium of Man, I hope everyone is having at least a decent time trying to survive in this zone.As my predecessor stated before me, there is a large concentration of rotters south of Gibsonton.So make sure to stock up on enough ammo and supplies before venturing into that area.And now I'll leave you with some music to listen to while killing time in the wastes.Remember, the only good mutant, is a dead mutant!This is Lieutenant Area51T signing off.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_5_x1IUA8 August 21st,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Sanus Vox is back on the air!Things will be a little slugish" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "for a day or two while things in Gibsonton are back to normal" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TteLSVxsCg&feature=av2n" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Sanus Vox is back on the air!Things will be a little slugish for a day or two while things in Gibsonton are back to normal.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TteLSVxsCg&feature=av2n August 22nd,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Hello Malton.This is Sanus Vox and I'm your host,Holmgard." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Things have been rather hectic here since Big Bash 3 came" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "rolling through.Thankfully they've moved on to" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "West Boundwood,although we still have a few" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "stragglers around.Latest reporst say that revives" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and FAKs are in short supply here but hey," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "you might get lucky.That's all for now," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "we might have a guest later on,but now," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "some music;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKv9FP3FzoQ" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Hello Malton.This is Sanus Vox and I'm your host,Holmgard.Things have been rather hectic here since Big Bash 3 came rolling through.Thankfully they've moved on to West Boundwood,although we still have a few stragglers around.Latest reporst say that revives and FAKs are in short supply here but hey,you might get lucky.That's all for now,we might have a guest later on,but now,some music;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKv9FP3FzoQ August 23rd,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Hello good people of Malton.Holmgard here." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm not sure but I think the zombies in Gibsonton have got " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "it out for me.Every time I get Vox HQ up" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and running they start to siege me.Anyway," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "a good portion of buildings are still in ruins," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "so if you have the time fix one or two." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "While you're here,don't forget to drop into" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the Buckrell Arms and soak up the atmosphere." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And now,some music;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jySfU10IQu4" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Hello good people of Malton.Holmgard here.I'm not sure but I think the zombies in Gibsonton have got it out for me.Every time I get Vox HQ up and running they start to siege me.Anyway,a good portion of buildings are still in ruins,so if you have the time fix one or two.While you're here,don't forget to drop into the Buckrell Arms and soak up the atmosphere.And now,some music;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jySfU10IQu4 August 24th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Good evening Malton.I've fond something rather interesting " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "as of late.While I have been going on about Big Bash 3" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ",turns out there is an anti-bash." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Justinbronze is hosting this event called " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "'Project Operation Let's Not Get Our Asses Kicked'." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The designated 'Burb is Ridleybank,but it" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "is a city wide event.I say get involved," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "it's bound to be great fun. See the UD forums for more." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "That's all for today,here's some music;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsFFjt1x6Q" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Good evening Malton.I've fond something rather interesting as of late.While I have been going on about Big Bash 3,turns out there is an anti-bash.Justinbronze is hosting this event called 'Project Operation Let's Not Get Our Asses Kicked'.The designated 'Burb is Ridleybank,but it is a city wide event.I say get involved,it's bound to be great fun. See the UD forums for more.That's all for today,here's some music;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsFFjt1x6Q August 26th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Good afternoon people of Malton." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Sorry we couldn't get a broadcast yesterday,work got in the " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "way. But while I was working I started to" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "think about the whole Bash business.Personally,I rather" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "like the idead of Big Bash facing off against the anti-bash" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "each year. You could add an extra dimension" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "to UD that way.Make things a bit more interesting." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "That's all for today,I leave you with some music;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5cLXZJGuv4&feature=fvsr" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Good afternoon people of Malton.Sorry we couldn't get a broadcast yesterday,work got in the way.But while I was working I started to think about the whole Bash business.Personally,I rather like the idead of Big Bash facing off against the anti-bash each year.You could add an extra dimension to UD that way.Make things a bit more interesting.That's all for today,I leave you with some music;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5cLXZJGuv4&feature=fvsr August 27th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Hello good people of Malton.Sorry to say" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "there's not that much news flowing in right now." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This might be because a lot of people" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "will be returning to school soon.Hopefully it'll pick up." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'll be starting college soon so I might" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "just get a little help with the station." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "On a side note:if anyone out who's listening" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "is a tattooist,please contact me.Anyway;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Hello good people of Malton.Sorry to say there's not that much news flowing in right now.This might bbe because a lot of people will be returning to school soon.Hopefully it'll pick up.I'll be starting college soon so I might just get a little help with the station.On a side note:if anyone out who's listening is a tattooist,please contact me.Anyway;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E August 28th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Good evenng Malton.ya know,I'm thinking of getting" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "a jingle for the show.....or something." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We are now doing requests foe songs.If you got a" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "song to share,post it on the wiki." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And now for the news:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the price of gas in Malton has gone up another 3$!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It's now 15$ a gallon." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "How am I supposed to plough through the hords" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "in my SUV if I cant fill it." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It's terrible,this city's going to Hell I tells ya." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And here's some music;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNQ2UrCPWg" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Good evenng Malton.ya know,I'm thinking of getting a jingle for the show.....or something.We are now doing requests for songs.If you got a song to share,post it on the wiki.And now for the news:the price of gas in Malton has gone up another 3$!It's now 15$ a gallon.How am I supposed to plough through the hords in my SUV if I cant fill it.It's terrible,this city's going to Hell I tells ya.And here's some music;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNQ2UrCPWg August 29th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Goulding Hotel Information:Guest appearance;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "Greetings Malton, this is TheGuyWithHisPantsOn." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "Also known as Guy, proprietor of the Buckrell Arms." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "Holmgard couldn’t make it today so I’m filling in for him" from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "I have some very interesting news for you guys today." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "It would seem that mails are being delivered" from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "to a lot of safehouses around Malton." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "I got one myself at the Buckrell arms recently. It said:" from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "Hello, we are planning to rescue you soon -" from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "Please come to Duffin Park in Ridleybank" from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "as soon as possible for pickup -" from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "Sincerely yours, the Army (not the zombies)." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "It would seem like the Death cultists have been busy." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "don’t fall for this obvious scam." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "On a final note" from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "feel free to drop in the Buckrell arms anytime." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "We are often open, as long as you are alive." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "And now, I leave you with some music. Enjoy." from here, on 27.34 MHz. TheGuyWithHisPantsOn broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3guIeXx6YY&feature=related" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Greetings Malton, this is TheGuyWithHisPantsOn. Also known as Guy, proprietor of the Buckrell Arms. Holmgard couldn’t make it today so I’m filling in for him. I have some very interesting news for you guys today. It would seem that mails are being delivered to a lot of safehouses around Malton. I got one myself at the Buckrell arms recently. It said: Hello, we are planning to rescue you soon. Please come to Duffin Park in Ridleybank as soon as possible for pickup. Sincerely yours, the Army (not the zombies). It would seem like the Death cultists have been busy. Don’t fall for this obvious scam. On a final note, feel free to drop in the Buckrell arms anytime. We are often open, as long as you are alive. And now, I leave you with some music. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3guIeXx6YY&feature=related August 30th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Good afternoon people of Malton." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Big news,today is hot hotest day in the history of Malton." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Temperatures have soared to Fuck Me That's Fucking HOT,OMG" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "WTF.In other news the 1,750 lbs Rhino that escaped" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "from the Ketchelbank City Zoo has been captured," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "however the 2,250 lbs Rhino is still at large." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The Manager had this to say;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "'Sure there have been deaths but none of them serious.'" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I leave you now with a requested song;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoi25XRDeeo" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Good afternoon people of Malton.Big news,today is hot hotest day in the history of Malton.Temperatures have soared to Fuck Me That's Fucking HOT,OMG WTF.In other news the 1,750 lbs Rhino that escaped from the Ketchelbank City Zoo has been captured,however the 2,250 lbs Rhino is still at large.The Manager had this to say;'Sure there have been deaths but none of them serious'.I leave you now with a requested song;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoi25XRDeeo September 1st,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Hello good people of Malton.Isn't it just another" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "glorious day in Post-Apocalytia.Just a reminder that" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Sanus Vox is recruiting anyone who wants in." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In bigger news,Sanus Vox is going to have a new name" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and look in a few days.Now remember kids," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "don't feed the zombies" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7AZIvDD5Lw" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Hello good people of Malton.Isn't it just another glorious day in Post-Apocalytia.Just a reminder that Sanus Vox is recruiting anyone who wants in.In bigger news,Sanus Vox is going to have a new name and look in a few days.Now remember kids,don't feed the zombies.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7AZIvDD5Lw September 2nd,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Goulding Hotel Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Goodevening,goodevening,goodevening.I would like" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "to open with a quote from the great Oscar Wilde," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "'Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "full of women who have of their own free choice remained " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "thirty-five for years'.It looks like the anti-bash in" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Ridleybank might fail.The Blackmore building fell" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "2 days ago,despite have 300+ participants,and the horde are" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "still pushing.In lighter news,I hope everyone will join" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "me for a drink in the Buckrell Arms this September 23rd" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "for Arthur Guinness Day.Now remenber kids,more than" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "2 tugs and you're playing with yourself." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq3l5yVWWX0 " on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Goodevening,goodevening,goodevening.I would like to open with a quote from the great Oscar Wilde,'Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years'.It looks like the anti-bash in Ridleybank might fail.The Blackmore building fell 2 days ago,despite have 300+ participants,and the horde are still pushing.In lighter news,I hope everyone will join me for a drink in the Buckrell Arms this September 23rd for Arthur Guinness Day.Now remenber kids,more than 2 tugs and you're playing with yourself.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq3l5yVWWX0 September 3rd,2010 Information:Unknown caller Content 27.34 MHz: "Holmgard, thank you so much for that broadcast!" 27.34 MHz: "I will definitely be there on September 23 to share a pint." 27.34 MHz: "Oh, and for everyone else, follow Holmgard and add him" 27.34 MHz: "to your contacts! His id is 1440575. Friend him today!" Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Hello Malton,how the hell are you!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Great news people,Sanus Vox is now broadcasting from " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Buckrell Arms,home to the finest liquors around." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I want to thank our mysterious,and al be it suspicious," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "caller.If anyone has a request or message they want aired," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "post it on the wiki.Satisfaction guaranteed.I was going" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "to talk about the 100km tailback on the Beijing-Tibet road" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "but it's not that important.How easy it must have been" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "to rob stuff,the get-away would have been a bitch but still." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In other news,Ryanair anounces new flights from Dublin to " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Cork,the population of Malton has made a noteable increase." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It's not all bad for Ryanair customers,some of the even got " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "their bags back.Now remember kids," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "never accept a ride from a stranger,unless he's rich." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGb24n9hvM" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Hello Malton,how the hell are you!Great news people,Sanus Vox is now broadcasting from Buckrell Arms,home to the finest liquors around.I want to thank our mysterious,and al be it suspicious,caller.If anyone has a request or message they want aired,post it on the wiki.Satisfaction guaranteed.I was going to talk about the 100km tailback on the Beijing-Tibet road but it's not that important.How easy it must have been to rob stuff,the get-away would have been a bitch but still.In other news,Ryanair anounces new flights from Dublin to Cork,the population of Malton has made a noteable increase.It's not all bad for Ryanair customers,some of the even got their bags back.Now remember kids,never accept a ride from a stranger,unless he's rich.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGb24n9hvM September 4th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Good afternoon everyone." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Just so you all know,Sanus Vox has moved to its" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "fabulous/fantastic/amazing new lodgings in the Buckrell Arms" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "There was nothing wrong with the old building,but it" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "didn't have cold beer on tap.I have been pondering something" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ",maybe you have aswell but,when will they drop" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the bomb on Malton?When is the government going to" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "go 'That's enough' and blast us into our own shadows?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hell if I know,but when we do hear the growing whistle" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "of the missile we should all go out in style." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Egyptian style.Just to fuck with them." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Now remember kids:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "your mouth says no no,but your eyes say...num,num,num." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyQwRUeFSV0" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Good afternoon everyone.Just so you all know,Sanus Vox has moved to its fabulous/fantastic/amazing new lodgings in the Buckrell Arms.There was nothing wrong with the old building,but it didn't have cold beer on tap.I have been pondering something,maybe you have aswell but,when will they drop the bomb on Malton?When is the government going to go 'That's enough' and blast us into our own shadows?Hell if I know,but when we do hear the growing whistle of the missile we should all go out in style.Egyptian style.Just to fuck with them.Now remember kids:your mouth says no no,but your eyes say...num,num,num.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyQwRUeFSV0 September 6th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Здравствуйте хорошие люди Malton" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Heute dachte ich, dass wir versuchen könnten," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "ein bisschen mehr international zu sein." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Mais d'abord, 10 points à quelqu'un qui peut me dire " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "combien de pamplemousse j'ai en bas mon pantalon." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And now without further delay.You are now listening to " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Zombie Radio Madness!Yes,Sanus Vox with a funny hat." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "No news today folks but here's an idea," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "how about we try to arrange a city wide game of football?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm sure we could find enough people to play," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "all that remains is where and how." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "While I leave you to think about that," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "here's some music:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFV6RhdsNs" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "screw it I've changed my mind," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "here's something with a bit more grit" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGl2xq2e1Yo&feature=fvst" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Здравствуйте хорошие люди Malton.Heute dachte ich, dass wir versuchen könnten, ein bisschen mehr international zu sein.Mais d'abord, 10 points à quelqu'un qui peut me dire combien de pamplemousse j'ai en bas mon pantalon.And now without further delay.You are now listening to Zombie Radio Madness!Yes,Sanus Vox with a funny hat.No news today folks but here's an idea,how about we try to arrange a city wide game of football?I'm sure we could find enough people to play,all that remains is where and how.While I leave you to think about that,here's some music:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFV6RhdsNs.Screw it I've changed my mind,here's something with a bit more grit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGl2xq2e1Yo&feature=fvst September 8th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "Hello,hello,hello.You're listening to Zombie Radio Madness," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Gibsontons source of news,fun and vitamin B." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "For any new listeners,or old for that matter," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "you can find all of our broadcasts on the wiki." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Malheureusement personne n'a deviné combien de" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "pamplemousse sont dans mon pantalon encore." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I have a question for you my loyal audience;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Why are we here?I mean Malton,why are we still in Malton?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "What's stoping us?A wall?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm pretty sure we have to technology to,you know," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "get over the wall...or under?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Even if there's guns,death isn't always fatal." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "On that note,I leave you with a personal favorite of mine:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ&feature=fvw " on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Hello,hello,hello.You're listening to Zombie Radio Madness,Gibsontons source of news,fun and vitamin B.For any new listeners,or old for that matter,you can find all of our broadcasts on the wiki.Malheureusement personne n'a deviné combien de pamplemousse sont dans mon pantalon encore.I have a question for you my loyal audience;Why are we here?I mean Malton,why are we still in Malton?What's stoping us?A wall?I'm pretty sure we have to technology to,you know,get over the wall...or under?Even if there's guns,death isn't always fatal.On that note,I leave you with a personal favorite of mine:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ&feature=fvw September 9th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "The Show that used to be Sanus Vox is proud to present:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The Zombie and the syringe. the first 3D radio Broadcast!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Tonight at 8... oh wait no erm, some time later this week..." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Don't miss out on this exclusive one part epic tale." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In other news, A Flare was shot today... ... ..." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And finally, I leave you with some music..." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4A7vAKX7uI" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This has been TheGuyWithHisPantsOn. Drive safely." on 27.34 MHz. Transcript The Show that used to be Sanus Vox is proud to present: The Zombie and the syringe. the first 3D radio Broadcast! Tonight at 8... oh wait no erm, some time later this week... Don't miss out on this exclusive one part epic tale. In other news, A Flare was shot today... ... ... And finally, I leave you with some music... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4A7vAKX7uI . This has been TheGuyWithHisPantsOn. Drive safely. September 10th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Alright Malton!You've just heard ZMR's official jingle," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "courtesy of Blink 182.Now recently people have been" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "slapping me with newspapers thinking that the information " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "will magically appear in my head.Well guess what?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It doesn't work,fucking shocker!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "A reminder to all our listeners,we still take song requests" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and to come on down to the Buckrell Arms this Arthurs Day." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "A slight change has been made to our usual program." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Instead of music for the next few days,you'll be in for a " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "treat:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM-cOfy56BI&feature=related" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle.Alright Malton!You've just heard ZMR's official jingle,courtesy of Blink 182.Now recently people have been slapping me with newspapers thinking that the information will magically appear in my head.Well guess what?It doesn't work,fucking shocker!A reminder to all our listeners,we still take song requests and to come on down to the Buckrell Arms this Arthurs Day.A slight change has been made to our usual program.Instead of music for the next few days,you'll be in for a treat:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM-cOfy56BI&feature=related September 12th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello Again, Malton, Guy from the Buckrell arms here." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We now finally have the ordered copy of the one part epic" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The Zombie and the Syringe the first ever 3D radio Broadcast" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "However, something has gone wrong, and the copy we got is in" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Japanese. We are very sorry, and hope to get the ordered" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "English version very soon for you guys to enjoy!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "However, I have something else for you" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Come around the Buckrell arms and pick up your copy of" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "What To Do In A Zombie Attack, 100% free!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU&feature=related" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Stay safe, and remember kids, don't sleep outside!" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle.Hello Again, Malton, Guy from the Buckrell arms here. We now finally have the ordered copy of the one part epic, The Zombie and the Syringe the first ever 3D radio Broadcast. However, something has gone wrong, and the copy we got is in Japanese. We are very sorry, and hope to get the ordered English version very soon for you guys to enjoy! However, I have something else for you. Come around the Buckrell arms and pick up your copy of What To Do In A Zombie Attack, 100% free! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU&feature=related . Stay safe, and remember kids, don't sleep outside! September 13th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Malton, I hope you all stayed indoors like I told you last" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Time. Last night we had the worst downpour we have seen for " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "quite a while. Think the last one was back when the storm" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "in August hit. That was crazy." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Anyway, here is a short followup on the news a few days ago." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I reported earlier this month that a flare was shot " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Somewhere in Malton. Well it happened again." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This time, I send a field reporter to check on the flare." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "He brought a radio with him, but unfortunately that can't " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Be used to report back. He returned not too long ago though" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "He informed me the flare was shot from" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Attrill Boulevard School. Apparently it was some kid who had" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "nothing better to do then bother everyone else to get some" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "attention. So it was all a false alarm." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Today I leave you with a special reenactment of the song:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Re: Your Brains, check it out." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlznuyPOeM" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Todays show was sponsored by, F.A.K." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "F**king Annoying Kids!" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle.Malton, I hope you all stayed indoors like I told you last time. Last night we had the worst downpour we have seen for quite a while. Think the last one was back when the storm in August hit. That was crazy. Anyway, here is a short followup on the news a few days ago. I reported earlier this month that a flare was shot somewhere in Malton. Well it happened again. This time, I send a field reporter to check on the flare. He brought a radio with him, but unfortunately that can't be used to report back. He returned not too long ago though. He informed me the flare was shot from Attrill Boulevard School. Apparently it was some kid who had nothing better to do then bother everyone else to get some attention. So it was all a false alarm. Today I leave you with a special reenactment of the song: Re: Your Brains, check it out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlznuyPOeM . Todays show was sponsored by, F.A.K. F**king Annoying Kids! September 15th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Guest appearance;Asoldier Content Asoldier broadcast "Ladies, gentlemen, this is Asoldier. How are we all today?" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "I'm here to bring you the news on what's new in the area." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Seems that all the 'useful' buildings...The Buckrell arms..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "The various hospitals and police stations aswell as the NT.." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Are all up and running, and nary a zombie in sight." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "If you're in the area, drop by. We've got plenty of brews." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "This is Buckrell Arms, Asoldier, seeing you folks later." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Ladies, gentlemen, this is Asoldier. How are we all today? I'm here to bring you the news on what's new in the area. Seems that all the 'useful' buildings...The Buckrell arms... The various hospitals and police stations aswell as the NT.. Are all up and running, and nary a zombie in sight. If you're in the area, drop by. We've got plenty of brews. This is Buckrell Arms, Asoldier, seeing you folks later. September 16th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Howdy Malton, Guy here with some news. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It would seem NecroTech have finally done some research" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "on zombies and alcohol. As a bartender," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I have witnessed firsthand how some zombies have gone on a " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "rampage after drinking. As was pointed out to me by Holmgard" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "zombies should not be affected by alcohol," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "but since I had personal experience with it" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I ask NecroTech to check it out. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We finally have the results of the test." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It seems that the Frenzy some zombies enter when they drink " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "alcohol is actually an allergic reaction. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The allergy is very likely caused by something in the mix " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "for the revivification syringes. It will only affect you " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "while your body is dead though, so don’t worry " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "about getting revived. How exactly the allergy affect you " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "only when you’re dead is beyond me," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "but hey, I’m not a scientist. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Note however that not all zombies are affected" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "by this allergy! It is possible that the allergy only enters" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the body through overexposure to the needle." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "NecroTech currently have other things to research," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "they have promised me they will return to the project " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "when they have the time." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Folks, you know what times it is. It’s time for some music" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Today we present to you: Still Alive! " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Why? Because I can, that’s why! " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This is Guy of the B.A.T. and I approve this message." on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle. Howdy Malton, Guy here with some news. It would seem NecroTech have finally done some research on zombies and alcohol. As a bartender, I have witnessed firsthand how some zombies have gone on a rampage after drinking. As was pointed out to me by Holmgard, zombies should not be affected by alcohol, but since I had personal experience with it I ask NecroTech to check it out. We finally have the results of the test. It seems that the Frenzy some zombies enter when they drink alcohol is actually an allergic reaction. The allergy is very likely caused by something in the mix for the revivification syringes. It will only affect you while your body is dead though, so don’t worry about getting revived. How exactly the allergy affect you only when you’re dead is beyond me, but hey, I’m not a scientist. Note however that not all zombies are affected by this allergy! It is possible that the allergy only enters the body through overexposure to the needle. NecroTech currently have other things to research, but they have promised me they will return to the project when they have the time. Folks, you know what times it is. It’s time for some music. Today we present to you: Still Alive! Why? Because I can, that’s why! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI . This is Guy of the B.A.T. and I approve this message. September 17th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Yes!Hellooo Malton!It's ME,Holmgard!why have I been away?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I wont say,but I will say this:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "sexual harassment in the workplace is no joke." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "If you,the fucking epic listener,wants the charges against " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "me droped:press 1,If you're a prick:press 2" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ",If you want to hear The Mexican Hat Dance:press 3." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'd like to thank Guy for doing a fantastic job in my " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "absence.Tonights show has been sponsored by Powerthirst" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ",the energy drink for me.MENERGY!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Please see the wiki to enhance your experience " on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle.Yes!Hellooo Malton!It's ME,Holmgard!why have I been away?I wont say,but I will say this:sexual harassment in the workplace is no joke.If you,the fucking epic listener,wants the charges against me droped:press 1,If you're a prick:press 2,If you want to hear The Mexican Hat Dance:press 3.I'd like to thank Guy for doing a fantastic job in my absence.Tonights show has been sponsored by Powerthirst,the energy drink for me.MENERGY!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs .Please see the wiki to enhance your experience. September 18th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello good people of Malton.Isn't it just a lovely day?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "No.No it isn't.The radio room here is fucking freezing." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It's so cold there's condensation on the outside" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "of the window!Enough about that." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "As you all know,Halo Reach was released a few days ago" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and I think it has lived up to the hipe." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Mind you,a few disappointments." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "All-in-all,Reach has received " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "ZRM's seal of approval and a rating of 9/10." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Go on and buy the game.NOW!NOW!MOVE IT!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Tonights show has been sponsored by Bungie." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "All hail Bungie in their quest for global...." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "what?Who wrote this?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Anyway,I leave you with some music:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd_g8uF6Tfo" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Please see the wiki to enhance your experience." on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Hello good people of Malton.Isn't it just a lovely day?No.No it isn't.The radio room here is fucking freezing. It's so cold there's condensation on the outside of the window!Enough about that.As you all know,Halo Reach was released a few days ago and I think it has lived up to the hipe.Mind you,a few disappointments.All-in-all,Reach has received ZRM's seal of approval and a rating of 9/10.Go on and buy the game.NOW!NOW!MOVE IT! Tonights show has been sponsored by Bungie.All hail Bungie in their quest for global....what?Who wrote this?Anyway,I leave you with some music:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd_g8uF6Tfo .Please see the wiki to enhance your experience. September 19th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Guest appearance/Mad man;Asoldier Content Asoldier broadcast "Ladies, gentlemen, this is Asoldier from the Buckrell arms." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "If you can find a supermarket, I will kiss your damn feet." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "I mean, seriously, why do zombies get to do all the eating?" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "I want to make a sandwich, maybe a potato." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Think about it. We have tons of malls around..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "But no food courts? I want some pizza!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Furthermore, why the hell..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Do we have so many Museums? We have like, 100!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "100 freaking museums. If this place isn't the world's center" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "of culture and sculptures and stuff..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "I mean, we have like, 9 malls. And 9 FORTS." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Was this city literally build just for a zombie attack..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "But with NO FOOD ANYWHERE?! I am surviving on booze!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Anyway, I'm done with my little rant..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "But, man, I could go for some Subway..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Ladies, gentlemen, this is Asoldier from the Buckrell arms.If you can find a supermarket, I will kiss your damn feet.I mean, seriously, why do zombies get to do all the eating?I want to make a sandwich, maybe a potato.Think about it. We have tons of malls around...But no food courts? I want some pizza!Furthermore, why the hell...Do we have so many Museums? We have like, 100!100 freaking museums. If this place isn't the world's center of culture and sculptures and stuff...I mean, we have like, 9 malls. And 9 FORTS.Was this city literally build just for a zombie attack...But with NO FOOD ANYWHERE?! I am surviving on booze!Anyway, I'm done with my little rant...But, man, I could go for some Subway... September 20th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "Ladies and Gentelmen, Guy here with some Great news!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Apparently, we get to interview a legend in survival" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Just like us, he has survived agains zombies and also aliens" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And we have him with us today, we get to interview:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Gordon Freeman! Yes you heard it right people." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We will now get Gordon on the line, just a sec." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "So Gordon. I'm sure everyone would like to know how you" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "do such a good job surviving everything that comes at you." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Is it because of your special suit, or some other secret ?" on 27.34 MHz. Gordon Said "... ... ... ... ..." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Oh, well, if you don't want to answer that, we have other" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Questions we want to ask you. Let's see." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Oh yes, when will we next hear about your fantastic quest?" on 27.34 MHz. Gordon Said "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Oh... Odd. The link is still on but no answer." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hang on everyone, I'll call the manager on the other side." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm back everyone, but with some bad news. As it turns out" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Gordon Freeman is apparently Mute. So he won't be able to" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "answer our questions after all. What a shame." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and while at the bad news, you may have noticed we played no" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "jingle as we started the show today. That is because our" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "equipment got damaged, so you won't get any music today" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "either. I am terribly sorry about that. We are getting our" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "stuff fixed as we speak though, so it should be working" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "again tomorrow. Until next time Malton, Stay Safe." on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Ladies and Gentelmen, Guy here with some Great news! Apparently, we get to interview a legend in survival. Just like us, he has survived agains zombies and also aliens, and we have him with us today, we get to interview: Gordon Freeman! Yes you heard it right people. We will now get Gordon on the line, just a sec. So Gordon. I'm sure everyone would like to know how you do such a good job surviving everything that comes at you. Is it because of your special suit, or some other secret? ... ... ... ... ... Oh, well, if you don't want to answer that, we have other Questions we want to ask you. Let's see. Oh yes, when will we next hear about your fantastic quest? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Oh... Odd. The link is still on but no answer. Hang on everyone, I'll call the manager on the other side. I'm back everyone, but with some bad news. As it turns out, Gordon Freeman is apparently Mute. So he won't be able to answer our questions after all. What a shame. And while at the bad news, you may have noticed we played no jingle as we started the show today. That is because our equipment got damaged, so you won't get any music today either. I am terribly sorry about that. We are getting our stuff fixed as we speak though, so it should be working again tomorrow. Until next time Malton, Stay Safe. September 21th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Yet another great day in Zombietown, and another Broadcast." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "To be honest, we don't have any real news today." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "So instead, this broadcast will be a reminder of the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Upcoming event, Arthur Guinness day." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "as Holmgard announced earlier this month, we are hosting the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "celebration here at the Buckrell Arms. We have been busy" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "gathering a lot of Guinness for you to drink at the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Celebration event. For more information, check the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "wiki pages for the Buckrell Arms, & Zombie Radio Madness!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And I will leave you with some music, Enjoy." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfTbJp5bvMA" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle Yet another great day in Zombietown, and another Broadcast. To be honest, we don't have any real news today. So instead, this broadcast will be a reminder of the upcoming event, Arthur Guinness day. As Holmgard announced earlier this month, we are hosting the celebration here at the Buckrell Arms. We have been busy gathering a lot of Guinness for you to drink at the Celebration event. For more information, check the wiki pages for the Buckrell Arms, & Zombie Radio Madness! And I will leave you with some music, Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfTbJp5bvMA September 22nd,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello Malton! It's holmgard again." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Back for,perhaps,the last time this week." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Now to just cover the bases,a reminder to all that" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the Buckrell Arms will be hosting the Arthur's Day" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "celebrations tomorrow.All the booze and" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "boozed up music this side of Malton!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Be sure to come on down,everyone's invited!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Now here's a little tip to anyone who wants to be," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "or is,an art student.If you're looking for bones" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "or such,go to a butcher but be damn sure you tell them" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "you're an art student first! I was literally thrown" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "out of 2 establishments today.And finally,now remember kids;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I can make you happy,if you let me." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOKbhQbvpPA" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Hello Malton! It's holmgard again.Back for,perhaps,the last time this week.Now to just cover the bases,a reminder to all that the Buckrell Arms will be hosting the Arthur's Day celebrations tomorrow.All the booze and boozed up music this side of Malton!Be sure to come on down,everyone's invited!Now here's a little tip to anyone who wants to be,or is,an art student.If you're looking for bones or such,go to a butcher but be damn sure you tell them you're an art student first! I was literally thrown out of 2 establishments today.And finally,now remember kid;I can make you happy,if you let me.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOKbhQbvpPA September 24th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello and welcome to the ZRM show after the Guinness Event." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We are still recovering from the hangovers and stuff, so" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "we won't have that much of a show today I'm afraid. I would" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Like to thank the people who attended, and also give out a" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Special thanks to Pikey Bruthacuzin for comming all the way" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "From Pegton to attend the event." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "If you missed it (and I know a lot of you did), be sure to" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "come around next time we host an event. What the next event" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Will be remains to be seen, but I guarantee there will be" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "more events in the future. We will return with our normal" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "show and news in a day or two. Until then you get some music" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51iquRYKPbs" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Guy of the Buckrell Arms, and co-Host on ZRM signing out." on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle . Hello and welcome to the ZRM show after the Guinness Event. We are still recovering from the hangovers and stuff, so we won't have that much of a show today I'm afraid. I would like to thank the people who attended, and also give out a special thanks to Pikey Bruthacuzin for comming all the way from Pegton to attend the event. If you missed it (and I know a lot of you did), be sure to come around next time we host an event. What the next event will be remains to be seen, but I guarantee there will be more events in the future. We will return with our normal show and news in a day or two. Until then you get some music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51iquRYKPbs . Guy of the Buckrell Arms, and co-Host on ZRM signing out. September 26th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello, Hello Malton, Guy here for with yet another news" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "report. It would seem that the Big bash 3 is finally planning" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "to stop eating everyone, but apparently they still have" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "some sort of plan to finish off by doing something special." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We do not know what it is, but I can almost assure you right" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "now that they will end everything on one hell of a Big Bang!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Yeah, Yeah, I know that isn't the best joke I have come up" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "with on this show, but it had to be done. I'll try a bit" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "harder next time. Anyway, for our next musical entry, who" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "said the Lord's Prayer can't be really cool? I sure didn't." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDvRVjOJUJI" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "That could be the theme music for the big bash... anyway," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "See you all next time, and may the lord watch over us." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This show was sponsored by: Christianity. We Protect the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Faithful from a grim fate at the hands of zombies." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This show was also sponsored by: Propaganda!" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle . Hello, Hello Malton, Guy here for with yet another news report. It would seem that the Big bash 3 is finally planning to stop eating everyone, but apparently they still have some sort of plan to finish off by doing something special. We do not know what it is, but I can almost assure you right now that they will end everything on one hell of a Big Bang! Yeah, Yeah, I know that isn't the best joke I have come up with on this show, but it had to be done. I'll try a bit harder next time. Anyway, for our next musical entry, who said the Lord's Prayer can't be really cool? I sure didn't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDvRVjOJUJI . That could be the theme music for the big bash... anyway, See you all next time, and may the lord watch over us. This show was sponsored by: Christianity. We Protect the Faithful from a grim fate at the hands of zombies. This show was also sponsored by:Propaganda! September 28th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1plioE-B0I" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Sdrawkcab saw wohs syadot" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1plioE-B0I Sdrawkcab saw wohs syadot Jingle . September 29th,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "H-H-H-Hello everyone. If any of you got confused by the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the broadcast yesterday. You see, we found some new" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "equipment while we were at the junkyard nextdoor, and I" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "wanted to see if any of it still worked." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "So then i f-f-f-found out what worked, and did a reversed" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "broadcast. Hopefully some of the new equipment can spice" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "things up a bit. Now, on to the music of the day." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Someone has actually paid me money for broadcasting this" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "so I guess they really want to sell their song. Oh well:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I don't think we have that many in the target group living" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "here in Malton, but I can't complain, as long as they pay me" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This has been Guy, with a Twist. y-y-e-a-h!" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle . H-H-H-Hello everyone. If any of you got confused by the the broadcast yesterday. You see, we found some new equipment while we were at the junkyard nextdoor, and I wanted to see if any of it still worked. So then i f-f-f-found out what worked, and did a reversed broadcast. Hopefully some of the new equipment can spice things up a bit. Now, on to the music of the day. Someone has actually paid me money for broadcasting this so I guess they really want to sell their song. Oh well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE . I don't think we have that many in the target group living here in Malton, but I can't complain, as long as they pay me. This has been Guy, with a Twist. y-y-e-a-h! October 1st,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Guest appearance;Asoldier Content Asoldier broadcast "Hey, ladies and gentlemen, This is Asoldier." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Recently, I've been getting this feeling... It's been odd." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "It feels really hot and angry, but it's not an infection..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "It feels like something is burning..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "I've got this burning..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Like my veins are filled with nothing but gaaasoliiine!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "And with a spark it's gonna be the biggest fire" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "that they'v eeevveer seen!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Cut me down, or let me run, either way it's all gonna burn.." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "It's the only way that they'll ever learn..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Gotta turn it off. Flip a switch..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "And light up the night!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast " Woo, man, correct me if I'm wrong, but that is the song..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "That is the best to kill zombies to, you know?" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Or setting up generators. Either, really." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "Anyway, I've been drinking a little tonight, so uh." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "G'night. Gonna... Try to..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "*the sound of gentle snoring through the radio...*" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Asoldier broadcast "*and then a sudden thump, ending said snoring.*" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Hey, ladies and gentlemen, This is Asoldier. Recently, I've been getting this feeling... It's been odd. It feels really hot and angry, but it's not an infection... It feels like something is burning... I've got this burning... Like my veins are filled with nothing but gaaasoliiine! And with a spark it's gonna be the biggest fire that they'v eeevveer seen! Cut me down, or let me run, either way it's all gonna burn.. It's the only way that they'll ever learn... Gotta turn it off. Flip a switch... And light up the night! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o Woo, man, correct me if I'm wrong, but that is the song... That is the best to kill zombies to, you know? Or setting up generators. Either, really. Anyway, I've been drinking a little tonight, so uh. *the sound of gentle snoring through the radio...* *and then a sudden thump, ending said snoring.* October 3rd,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello people of Malton.I'm Holmgard and I'm your adult " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "supervision for tonight.I know many of you thought that" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I was dead but don't worry,you can still hear" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "me..*static*...when I..*static..*.This is more" on 27.34 MHz. A flare was fired 10 blocks to the east and 8 blocks to the north. You broadcast "oh Fuck,a flare!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "anyway" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "an announcement that a show today," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I had to threaten my co-workers to get this." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The Announcement:I will be escaping Malton for charity." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "What charity you ask?Why it the quite noble " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Buckrell Arms Football Table Association(BAFTA)." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Buckrell has gone too long without one." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hand all donations to Guy.As proof of my work," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'll be keeping a journal which will be posted in the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Discussion area.I'll keep it updated as much as possible" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and take a few pictures if I can." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This will kick off on Tuesday,5th of October." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Now remember:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "if there's grass on the field,play ball!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And if there isn't....ah well,too late to turn back now." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxMC7M8MHV8&feature" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Please see the wiki to enhance your experience." on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle ..Hello people of Malton.I'm Holmgard and I'm your adult supervision for tonight.I know many of you thought that I was dead but don't worry,you can still hear me..*static*...when I..*static..*.This is more--oh fuck,ah flare!anyway-- an announcement than a show today,I had to threaten my co-workers to get this.The Announcement:I will be escaping Malton for charity.What charity you ask?Why it the quite noble Buckrell Arms Football Table Association(BAFTA).Buckrell has gone too long without one.Hand all donations to Guy.As proof of my work,I'll be keeping a journal which will be posted in the Discussion area.I'll keep it updated as much as possible and take a few pictures if I can.This will kick off on Tuesday,5th of October.Now remember:if there's grass on the field,play ball!And if there isn't....ah well,too late to turn back now.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxMC7M8MHV8&feature October 7rd,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "Guy Here with a special ZRM news report." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "As you may have noticed, since Holmgard left, no shows have" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Aired. That is because we had some problems here at " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the Buckrell Arms. Some of our equipment was destroyed by a" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Zombie someone forgot to put on leash." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Also been working a bit overtime, and too tired to prepare" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the shows. We will do our best to get back on track as soon" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "as possible. Currently aiming for next week." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Until then, everyone stay safe. I leave you with some music." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ApJ5NsM6CI" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Guy Here with a special ZRM news report. As you may have noticed, since Holmgard left, no shows have aired. That is because we had some problems here at the Buckrell Arms. Some of our equipment was destroyed by a Zombie someone forgot to put on leash. Also been working a bit overtime, and too tired to prepare the shows. We will do our best to get back on track as soon as possible. Currently aiming for next week. Until then, everyone stay safe. I leave you with some music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ApJ5NsM6CI October 27rd,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "ZRM is back again after our little zombie problem. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Today’s show will be a special due to our absence. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "So, welcome to the short news for the really busy people." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Market values are dropping." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The law system will be changed to better help PK’ers and Zeds" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The zombie and survivor peace treaty won’t be signed." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The Buckrell Arms now offer a limited amount of Pearbalaya." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And the weather forecast:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JzGrDguATs" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And Sports:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BIgnEiT8ow&feature=related" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And the pollen count:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The news was brought to you by Guy of the B.A.T." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Have a nice day." on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle . ZRM is back again after our little zombie problem. Today’s show will be a special due to our absence. So, welcome to the short news for the really busy people. Market values are dropping. The law system will be changed to better help PK’ers and Zeds. The zombie and survivor peace treaty won’t be signed. The Buckrell Arms now offer a limited amount of Pearbalaya. And the weather forecast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JzGrDguATs And Sports: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BIgnEiT8ow&feature=related And the pollen count: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk The news was brought to you by Guy of the B.A.T. Have a nice day. November 15th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ".Oh,thank Odin.It's good to be back on the air." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm your host,Holmgard,or as my friends call me;Sugartits." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "No-one calls me sugartits." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We at ZRM are sorry that we couldn't broadcast sooner but " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "life does tend to get in the way." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The hot question on everyones lips this week is;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "should smoke alarms have snooze buttons?You all voted yes!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "After the break, we'll see how many meatballs I can shove up" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "me arse.Now remember kids:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "just because you're paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't after " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "you." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfYxEwTX0Bc" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Oh,thank Odin.It's good to be back on the air.I'm your host,Holmgard,or as my friends call me;Sugartits.No-one calls me sugartits.We at ZRM are sorry that we couldn't broadcast sooner but life does tend to get in the way.The hot question on everyones lips this week is;should smoke alarms have snooze buttons?You all voted yes!After the break, we'll see how many meatballs I can shove up me arse.Now remember kids:just because you're paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't after you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfYxEwTX0Bc November 22th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0 " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Yes good people of Malton,it’sZRM and I’m your host,Holm" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ".....*line*.....gard..We’re back once again,and to answer " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "last weeks question;12. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "What’s the big story this week?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Why it’s Europe of course……well Ireland and how" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "we’re breaking the euro.How bad it it? " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "On average,each person in Ireland owes 2.2 million to " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ". We’ve been offered a ‘get out’ but BIFFO " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "to Germany,sorry bout that." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "BIFFO has opted for the Father Ted defence . " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In short,we’re fecked and we want BIFFO(AKA,Shrek) " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "but he won’t go. On to weather;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "in Dublin there’s a terenchel shower of b@stards. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "That’s all for today.Now remember kids;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "is that a rocket in my pocket? " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k&feature=fvw" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Yes good people of Malton,it’sZRM and I’m your host,Holmgard.We’re back once again,and to answer last weeks question;12. What’s the big story this week?Why it’s Europe of course……well Ireland and how we’re breaking the euro.How bad it it? On average,each person in Ireland owes 2.2 million to Germany. We’ve been offered a ‘get out’ but BIFFO has opted for the Father Ted defence . In short,we’re fecked and we want BIFFO(AKA,Shrek) out but he won’t go. On to weather;in Dublin there’s a terenchel shower of b@stards. That’s all for today.Now remember kids;is that a rocket in my pocket?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k&feature=fvw November 24th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Sexy co-host;Ganyiki Contents Ganyiki broadcast "What do you call an Elephant crossed with a Rhinoceros?" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "What's that you say? A DEM fool? Close, the answer is ('ell" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "the answer is ('ell if I know)" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Welcome to another episode of Zombie Radioooooooo Madness!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "I'm your smexxy guest host, Ganyiki." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "And now for a recording I took last night..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "The mating call of the noob-z.... http://www.youtube.com/wat" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Damnit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "What's that, you miss your Indian curry? Well, I've got a tr" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "treat for you... This guy is definitely a zombie" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "But I still love his hats...and his girlfriend." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "It gets really awesome at 1:23 and onward." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Nevermind that, let's be serious for a moment." from here, on 27.34 MHz Ganyiki broadcast "Have you ever been slayed by a zombie?" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Next thing you know, someone has stuck you with a needle" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "and you are still infected!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "So you wander around looking for a porthole to climb into" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "and then you die of infection." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Here's a clue: use a FAK on the dead zombie BEFORE you reviv" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "It will cure the infection and then you can proceed with nee" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "needle jabbing." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast " Uh oh. Guy with his pants on is headed this way." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "I'd better Free Run outta here before" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "he catches me playing with this microphone..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Beer for everyone, here in Gibsonton!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "*crash* *static* *silence*" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Transcript What do you call an Elephant crossed with a Rhinoceros?What's that you say? A DEM fool? Close, the answer is 'ell if I know.Welcome to another episode of Zombie Radioooooooo Madness!I'm your smexxy guest host, Ganyiki.And now for a recording I took last night...The mating call of the noob-z....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo. What's that, you miss your Indian curry? Well, I've got a treat for you...This guy is definitely a zombie;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo. But I still love his hats...and his girlfriend.It gets really awesome at 1:23 and onward.Nevermind that, let's be serious for a moment.Have you ever been slayed by a zombie?Next thing you know, someone has stuck you with a needle and you are still infected!So you wander around looking for a porthole to climb into and then you die of infection.Here's a clue: use a FAK on the dead zombie BEFORE you revive.It will cure the infection and then you can proceed with needle jabbing.Uh oh. Guy with his pants on is headed this way.I'd better Free Run outta here before he catches me playing with this microphone...Beer for everyone, here in Gibsonton!*crash* *static* *silence* December 16th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Sexy co-host;Ganyiki Contents Ganyiki broadcast "Helloooooooo Malton." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Welcome to another episode of Zombie Radio Madness..." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "I'm your host, Ganyiki. And that makes you a parasite." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "We have breaking news from the Patterson Building:" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Zombies are reportedly being scared away by the" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "combination of a crucifix and a surgeon's mask." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "They cry Dr. McNinja, Dr. McNinja!" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "This really makes no sense, since zombies can't" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "speak clearly in vowel sounds, and also because" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "a crucifix is not the same as a ninja." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "However, as we all have experienced" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Necrotech is never wrong." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Keep up the good work, boys." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "In other news, I wear banana hammocks at Brockliss." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Well, that's all I have time for. Tune in next time to" from here, on 27.34 MHz. Ganyiki broadcast "Zombie Radioooooo Madness." from here, on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Helloooooooo Malton. Welcome to another episode of Zombie Radio Madness... I'm your host, Ganyiki. And that makes you a parasite. We have breaking news from the Patterson Building: Zombies are reportedly being scared away by the combination of a crucifix and a surgeon's mask. They cry Dr. McNinja, Dr. McNinja! This really makes no sense, since zombies can't speak clearly in vowel sounds, and also because a crucifix is not the same as a ninja. However, as we all have experianced Necrotech is never wrong. In other news, I wear banana hammocks at Brockliss. Well, that's all I have time for. Tune in next time to Zombie Radioooooo Madness. December 22th,2010 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Contents You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp_sXpNnFmQ" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Yes,the festive season is upon us,and I’m your host,Holmga" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "rd.Sorry for the lack of shows." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We’ve been very busy lately." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The unseasonal snow here in Ireland has been" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "reeking havoc with my connection" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ",but have no fear,I’m back..." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "well,until it starts snowing again." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Everyone is welcome to stay at the " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Buckrell Arms for Christmas." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "No tree yet but we have plenty of drink and pies." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "On a lesser note,I’m no longer trying to escape " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "over the wall...I’ve seen things...horrible things" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "...and the Great Chicken." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "*Ahem*.Tonights show will feature the TeamFourStar Xmas " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Special,and just so you all know," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the Tickle Me Holmgard toys are in stores now." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I have one right here," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "HahaHaHa.Hey kids,I’m anatomically correct." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Go ahead and take a peak*......" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "They’re on special offer now." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In other news,Guy will be doing a Christmas special " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "on Friday or Saturday.Be sure to tune " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "in or even come on down." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I’m off to write my name in the snow,so here’s tonights " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "movie;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmVahy7e4KE&feature=sub" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7R6cgwMQXo&feature=sub" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript JingleYes,the festive season is upon us,and I’m your host,Holmgard.Sorry for the lack of shows.We’ve been very busy lately.The unseasonal snow here in Ireland has been reeking havoc with my connection,but have no fear,I’m back...well,until it starts snowing again.Everyone is welcome to stay at the Buckrell Arms for Christmas.No tree yet but we have plenty of drink and pies.On a lesser note,I’m no longer trying to escape over the wall...I’ve seen things...horrible things...and the Great Chicken.*Ahem*.Tonights show will feature the TeamFourStar Xmas Special,and just so you all know,the Tickle Me Holmgard toys are in stores now.I have one right here,*HahaHaHa.Hey kids,I’m anatomically correct.Go ahead and take a peak*......They’re on special offer now. In other news,Guy will be doing a Christmas special on Friday or Saturday.Be sure to tune in or even come on down.I’m off to write my name in the snow,so here’s tonights movie;part1 , part2 December 24rd,2010 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn The Zombie Radio Madness Christmas Special Content You broadcast "Seasons Greetings to you all from the Buckrell Arms, this" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "is the Zombie Radio Madness Christmas special." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The Snow is falling, and looks very pretty, but be careful " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "if you are out singing Christmas carols tonight, for " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the zombies can track you in the snow." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "As a special treat, Christmas Eve and Christmas day, you can" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "come around the bar and get yourself" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "a free Christmas beer, and some eggnog." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We will be playing some Christmas music in the bar" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and everyone who is not currently dead are invited" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "to join the party, as long as you behave! " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Any brawl fights are to be taken outside or" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "you will be thrown out, one way or the other! " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We don’t want people ruining this very special time of the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "year. Here is your" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "super special awesome song for hunting Zeds during Christmas" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MntZ2oPDPnM " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Merry Christmas to all the living, and " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "a very Rotten Christmas to all you corpses out there!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This has been your Co-host Guy of the B.A.T. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "with the ZRM X-mas Special." on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Seasons Greetings to you all from the Buckrell Arms, this is the Zombie Radio Madness Christmas special. The Snow is falling, and looks very pretty, but be careful if you are out singing Christmas carols tonight, for the zombies can track you in the snow. As a special treat, Christmas Eve and Christmas day, you can come around the bar and get yourself a free Christmas beer, and some eggnog. We will be playing some Christmas music in the bar, and everyone who is not currently dead are invited to join the party, as long as you behave! Any brawl fights are to be taken outside or you will be thrown out, one way or the other! We don’t want people ruining this very special time of the year. Here is your super special awesome song for hunting Zeds during Christmas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MntZ2oPDPnM . Merry Christmas to all the living, and a very Rotten Christmas to all you corpses out there! This has been your Co-host Guy of the B.A.T. with the ZRM X-mas Special. February 4th,2011 Location:Gibsonton,the Buckrell Arms Information:Co-Host;TheGuyWithHisPantsOn Content You broadcast "Hello Malton, this is ZRM back on the air again." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We have now handled the zombie protesters and can " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "broadcast freely again, at least for the time being." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The news has been delayed for too long! It has been " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "confirmed by necrotech that there is no such thing " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "as Ragemonkeys! You heard rumors around bars and " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "stuff of the Ragemonkeys that escaped the zoo. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "We usually just figured: Well the men are drunk" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "it’s just random. But we all know" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "you hear only the Truth from the drunken masses" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "so we had Necrotech check up on it." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And turns out the myth was BUSTED! " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In other news, the snow is now gone… " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Until next time, this has been Guy as your host from ZRM." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Tune in next time, we would promise it won’t be another" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "month before the next show" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "but that all depends on the zombie attacks." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Today we finish with this piece: " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Hello Malton, this is ZRM back on the air again. We have now handled the zombie protesters and can broadcast freely again, at least for the time being. The news has been delayed for too long! It has been confirmed by necrotech that there is no such thing as Ragemonkeys! You heard rumors around bars and stuff of the Ragemonkeys that escaped the zoo. We usually just figured: Well the men are drunk, it’s just random. But we all know you hear only the Truth from the drunken masses, so we had Necrotech check up on it. And turns out the myth was BUSTED! In other news, the snow is now gone… Until next time, this has been Guy as your host from ZRM. Tune in next time, we would promise it won’t be another month before the next show, but that all depends on the zombie attacks. Today we finish with this piece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA April 12th,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Contents You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Helooooooo Malton!We're fukin back! It is I," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "your master of cerimonies,Holmgard!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Comin to ya live from Buckrell Arms where the beer is good" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and the company is better. I know,I know.A lot of you though" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "t we weren't comin back.Hell,even I though we were dead" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "...or undead,whichever. the point is that those damn rotters" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "back outside where they belong. A task was set to me " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast " recently.My friend said that if i could find a woman" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "that could look sexy while giving birth,he'd let me shit in " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "his hat. Now people.I want to shit in that hat." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "If you'd like to help out,just post a link on our wiki page." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It's been a pleasure to be your host again." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Now remember kids:you better relax.I've got the only key." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4K6ZxDwi34&feature=related" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Helooooooo Malton!We're fukin back!It is I,your master of cerimonies,Holmgard! Comin to ya live from Buckrell Arms where the beer is good and the company is better.I know,I know.A lot of you thought we weren't comin back.Hell,even I though we were dead....or undead,whichever. the point is that those damn rotters are back outside where they belong.A task was set to me recently.My friend said that if i could find a woman that could look sexy while giving birth,he'd let me shit in his hat.Now people.I want to shit in that hat.If you'd like to help out,just post a link on our wiki page.It's been a pleasure to be your host again.Now remember kids:you better relax.Ive got the only key.Ich Will April 18th,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Contents You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "How ya doin out there Malton?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Yes,it is I,your one and only,Holmgard" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "What's green and has wheels?" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Grass.I lied about the wheels." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "To get back on track," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the search for the mysterious photo is still on." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "That hat seems further and further away." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm keeping today's show short," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "my brain is too fried from Gin." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Todays show was sponsored by The Overmind." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Remember Kids:Fuck off" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEYPXheiiM" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .How ya doin out there Malton?Yes,it is I,your one and only,Holmgard.What's green and has wheels?Grass.I lied about the wheels.To get back on track,the search for the mysterious photo is still on.That hat seems further and further away.I'm keeping today's show short,my brain is too fried from Gin.Todays show was sponsored by The Overmind.Remember Kids:Fuck off.Watch It Crash June 27th,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Contents You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0 " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello Malton, ZRM is back on the air at last. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm your host, Holmgard. The 2011 Massacre was a bitch " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "wasn't it?I mean really, The Dead tore us " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "a new one and then gangraped it while it was still fresh. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Their zerging is teetering off now, only a few isolated " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "pockets remain. All in all, " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "everything is back to normal. The Buckrell Arms " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "is of course back in business, feel free to drop in " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "to enjoy the drink and the company. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Before I go, a word to the wise. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Trampolines are fun " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "but when you're drunk they can become a liability." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "G'night everybody" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Hello Malton, ZRM is back on the air at last. I'm your host, Holmgard. The 2011 Massacre was a bitch wasn't it?I mean really, The Dead tore us a new one and then gangraped it while it was still fresh. Their zerging is teetering off now, only a few isolated pockets remain. All in all, everything is back to normal. The Buckrell Arms is of course back in business, feel free to drop in to enjoy the drink and the company. Before I go, a word to the wise. Trampolines are fun but when you're drunk they can become a liability.G’night everybody. God's Gonna Cut You Down June 29th,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Contents You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello,hello,hello Malton.I got an updata for you show-wise." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "ZRM could have a podcast.Will it be soon you ask? " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Um,er,well probably not.A few technical issues but hey," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "we can still do a trial run. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Quite possibly the best story ever happend in Ireland today." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "A naked man ran into a local store and stole a card" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ",birthday or whatever." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The shopkeeper that was there" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "chased him up the road and eventually caught up to him " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and got the card back." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "He was then arrested by the police " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "who turned up that second" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast ",as it turns out they were persueing him for quite some time" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And here's the strange bit," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "the naked man later died of causes unknown." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Fuck Greece,I don't care that they owe 54 billion." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Naked men are roaming the countryside and mysteriously dying" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Where the fuck is Scooby Doo when you need him." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Ganyiki has just told me that The Dead" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "are close to Gibsonton,so if we dont broadcast " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "soon you'll know why." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "That's all for now." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I gotta sort out this podcast business.G'night" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oet_6eVKctg" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle. Hello,hello,hello Malton.I got an updata for you show-wise.ZRM could have a podcast.Will it be soon you ask? Um,er,well probably not.A few technical issues but hey,we can still do a trial run. Quite possibly the best story ever happend in Ireland today.A naked man ran into a local store and stole a card,birthday or whatever.The shopkeeper that was there chased him up the road and eventually caught up to him and got the card back.He was then arrested by the police who turned up that second,as it turns out they were persueing him for quite some time.And here's the strange bit,the naked man later died of causes unknown. Fuck Greece,I don't care that they owe 54 billion.Naked men are roaming the countryside and mysteriously dying. Where the fuck is Scooby Doo when you need him.Ganyiki has just told me that The Dead are close to Gibsonton,so if we dont broadcast soon you'll know why.That's all for now.I gotta sort out this podcast business.G'night.Valerie July 28th,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Contents You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello,hello,hello good people of Malton." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'm your host,Holmgard and this is Zombie Radio Madness...." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "again." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "You know,it seems like we get attacked too often." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "God(s) know why,we can't be That bad." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Nothing really much for today other than to let you know " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "we're back.Another thing is that the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "first episode of the podcast is in the final stage," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "though sadly outdated." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I made an executive decision to commision" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "a group to create a jingle." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Four hours later we ended up wth a 18second rift." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Never Again!" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In local news:TheGuyWithHisPantsOn," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "AKA GUY,AKA Savsak the Saviour the proprietor" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "of Buckrell Arms is MIA." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Also,i was just informed to remind everyone that the " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Patterson building has Xmas lights." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "That's all for today,stay safe people. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ6EszYWlBM&feature=related" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle. Hello,hello,hello good people of Malton.I'm your host,Holmgard and this is Zombie Radio Madness....again.You know,it seems like we get attacked too often.God(s) know why,we can't be That bad.Nothing really much for today other than to let you know we're back.Another thing is that the first episode of the podcast is in the final stage,though sadly outdated.I made an executive decision to commision a group to create a jingle.Four hours later we ended up wth a 18second rift.Never Again! In local news:TheGuyWithHisPantsOn,AKA GUY,AKA Savsak the Saviour the proprietor of Buckrell Arms is MIA.Also,i was just informed to remind everyone that the Patterson building has Xmas lights.That's all for today,stay safe people.Beach Side Property July 29th,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Contents You broadcast "Good evening ladies and gents.Today we have a treat for you." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Today we air the first episode in the ZRM Podcast" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I would just like to apologise for the poor quality," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "there were a few technical issues." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Now,without further adieu," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://korpiklaanikorg.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-28T17_09_" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "wouldn't ya know,it doesn't fit" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Okay,it'll be done by halfs" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://korpiklaanikorg.podomatic.com/" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "entry/2011-07-28T17_09_59-07_00" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "enjoy" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript ZRM Episode 1 August 18th,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Contents You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7ZrWOGIbIE " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Hello,hello,hello,hello." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Good day to you all." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Wellcome to another edition of Zombie Radio Madness," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and I'm your host,Holmgard." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It's been a while since our last show," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "this is due to the fact that my" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "work force of writters have formed a union." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The Podcast may be scraped due to 'lack of interest'." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "You'll all be happy to know that Guy has resurfaced" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and if fighting fit," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "which brings me to my next topic." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "According to the UD Wiki map,Malton is 48% Green," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "meaning there isn't much to fight." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "There aren't many upcoming events,sorry to say," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "though ZRM will be celebrating its 1 year anniversary" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "on September 5th." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "All are wellcome to come on down to the Buckrell Arms." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Buckrell Arms,if you want it,we got it,no questions asked." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Todays show has been sponsored by Black Jeasus." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Now to wrap things up,todays songs have been " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "hand picked by Guy,enjoy." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKVpLL3EJq0" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Hello,hello,hello,hello.Good day to you all.Wellcome to another edition of Zombie Radio Madness,and I'm your host,Holmgard.It's been a while since our last show,this is due to the fact that my work force of writters have formed a union.The Podcast may be scraped due to 'lack of interest'.You'll all be happy to know that Guy has resurfaced and if fighting fit,which brings me to my next topic.According to the UD Wiki map,Malton is 48% Green,meaning there isn't much to fight.There aren't many upcoming events,sorry to say,though ZRM will be celebrating its 1 year anniversary on September 5th.All are wellcome to come on down to the Buckrell Arms.Buckrell Arms,if you want it,we got it,no questions asked.Todays show has been sponsored by Black Jeasus.Now to wrap things up,todays songs have been hand picked by Guy,enjoy. Getting Away With Murder , Ready To Die August 22nd,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7ZrWOGIbIE" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This is Zombie Radio Madness, and I'm your host, Holmgard." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And in case you're wondering if you've come to the right " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "place, you have." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "All is well and quiet in our little slice of Gibsonton." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "A bit boring you'd have to admit," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "so we sent some of out top reporters out to find us some new" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "A ZRM reporter got in contact with Don Pazzesco " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "of the Malton Mafia,he had this to say;" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The fuck you looking at.You wearing a wire." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "I'll break your fucking knee caps.Get back here." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In local new,St. Matthew's Cathedral is " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "hosting a bake sale to help the homeless." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Local zombies say they come for the buns " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "but stay for the brains." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The weather out there today" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "is hot'n'shitty with continued " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "hot'n'shitty in the afternoon." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Tomorrow a chance of continued crapy" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "with a pissy weather front comeing down from the north." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "MixMaster Guy has selected another pair" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "of songs for us today,enjoy" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plR9Q4LWos4" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .This is Zombie Radio Madness, and I'm your host, Holmgard. And in case you're wondering if you've come to the right place, you have.All is well and quiet in our little slice of Gibsonton.A bit boring you'd have to admit,so we sent some of out top reporters out to find us some news.A ZRM reporter got in contact with Don Pazzesco of the Malton Mafia,he had this to say;"The fuck you looking at.You wearing a wire.I'll break your fucking knee caps.Get back here".In local new,St. Matthew's Cathedral is hosting a bake sale to help the homeless.Local zombies say they come for the buns but stay for the brains.The weather out there today is hot'n'shitty with continued hot'n'shitty in the afternoon.Tomorrow a chance of continued crapy with a pissy weather front comeing down from the north.MixMaster Guy has selected another pair of songs for us today,enjoy.Meaning of Life ,Don't Fear The Reaper August 26th,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7ZrWOGIbIE" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Howdy folks, it's Holmgard," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "and I have a good feeling about all of you listening. " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "According to a new report," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "violent crime is on a sharp decline in Gibsonton." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The report credits the decline of the" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "population of cultists in the area." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "In possibly related news, " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "local drug dealers report an" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "overall decrease in their standard of living." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Witnesses briefly report seeing a column" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "of heavenly light coming out of the sky." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Apocalypse predictor's haven't been this excited" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "since the out break." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "A large unidentified aircraft has been" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "seen circling the skies above Reganbank." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Reganbankers are hoping it will drop " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Peashooter and Tallnuts," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "but I wouldn't get your hopes up Reganbankers" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Great news people." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The band STYX are touring again." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And guess what?They'll be opening" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "in Buckrell Arms come September 1st," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Central US Time," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "so get your asses down here." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Their manager Scarpaccio says:" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The band always give a full 50 AP show," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "replete with video, lasers and swag" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "And lastly," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "a zombie was found in the fort Creedy exercise yard" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "... doing push-ups." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnLh4h78Qmg" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51iquRYKPbs&ob=av2e" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Howdy folks, it's Holmgard, and I have a good feeling about all of you listening.According to a new report, violent crime is on a sharp decline in Gibsonton. The report credits the decline of the population of cultists in the area. In possibly related news, local drug dealers report an overall decrease in their standard of living.Witnesses briefly report seeing a column of heavenly light coming out of the sky. Apocalypse predictor's haven't been this excited since the out break.A large unidentified aircraft has been seen circling the skies above Reganbank.Reganbankers are hoping it will drop Peashooter and Tallnuts, but I wouldn't get your hopes up ReganbankersGreat news people.The band STYX are touring again.And guess what?They'll be opening in Buckrell Arms come September 1st,Central US Time,so get your asses down here.Their manager Scarpaccio says:The band always give a full 50 AP show, replete with video, lasers and swag.And lastly,a zombie was found in the fort Creedy exercise yard... doing push-ups. Move Your Dead Bones , The Catalyst August 31st,2011 Location: Gibsonton, the Buckrell Arms Information:Host;Holmgard Content You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7ZrWOGIbIE" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Welcome back to the program." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "This is Holmgard, and I hope I'm not coming on too strong" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Several unidentified aircraft were spotted" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "flying over Fort Creedy by a local crackpot." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "He spoke to a toy bear near one of our microphones." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "It's dogs, I tell you. Religious dogs in rockets," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "looking for a land to call their own." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Don't you laugh at me! " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "A ZRM reporter has gone missing following another " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "attempt to interview the Malton Mafia." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Our questions have been responded to with" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "colorful language,hand gestures,euphemisms and gun fire." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "STYX will be playing in the Buckrell Arms" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "on September 1st,(tomorrow)." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "All are wellcome to come down and enjoy a 1st class show" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "A new terror has struck Malton in recent days." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Flees have invaded the city." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Exposure to the viruse has caused them to mutate." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "The new super flees,dubed:The B-astard strain," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "are as big as a domestic cat,speak pigion english and " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "play to Enya at all hours of the night " on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "with no regard for their neighbours." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Do not,repeat,DO NOT add them as Facebook friends." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Co-host Guy is on leave to get reaquainted" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "with his old friend 'Mr.Rum'," on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "though he did manage to leave us with todays selection." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "Enjoy." on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3moLkjvhEu0&ob=av2e" on 27.34 MHz. You broadcast "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxMoesasza4" on 27.34 MHz. Transcript Jingle .Welcome back to the program. This is Holmgard, and I hope I'm not coming on too strong.Several unidentified aircraft were spotted flying over Fort Creedy by a local crackpot. He spoke to a toy bear near one of our microphones. "It's dogs, I tell you. Religious dogs in rockets, looking for a land to call their own. Don't you laugh at me!". A ZRM reporter has gone missing following another attempt to interview the Malton Mafia.Our questions have been responded to with colorful language,hand gestures,euphemisms and gun fire. STYX will be playing in the Buckrell Arms on September 1st,(tomorrow).All are wellcome to come down and enjoy a 1st class show.A new terror has struck Malton in recent days.Flees have invaded the city.Exposure to the viruse has caused them to mutate.The new super flees,dubed:The B-astard strain,are as big as a domestic cat,speak pigion english and play to Enya at all hours of the night with no regard for their neighbours.Do not,repeat,DO NOT add them as Facebook friends.Co-host Guy is on leave to get reaquainted with his old friend 'Mr.Rum',though he did manage to leave us with todays selection.Enjoy. Stricken , Stairway To Heaven Podcast ZRM Episode 1 Adventures of Herbert Daring Dashwood Ep1:Escape From Paradise Falls TeamFourStar;Christmas Tree of Might Part 1 Part 2 Sponsors Powerthirst Bungie Christianity Propaganda! 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