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Still a little low on ammo, but what the hell, I'm feeling a bit plucky so I headed outIt'll probably mean I'm just barely carrying enough ammo, and it with all the jibber-jabbering I feel compelled to add in with my killing, it gives me less time to put some distance between myself and the mess I've just made, but so be it.  Malton NEEDS entertainment like this.  Or I do.  Whichever, I'm good with that.
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====July 29th, 2008====
 
I've always wondered why the authorities of Malton have never been very good at tracking my activitiesYou can see my kill list for yourself - am I just eternally fortunate that those I kill derive some masochistic thrill from the experience?  Is there some honor attached for having been selected as one of my victims?  Half the time I'm healed rather than killed in my hiding places - which by my standards aren't usually that hard to find!  I'd be a liar if I said that the external gratification that comes with the Brainstock and Resensitized lists doesn't carry a certain cache for me - but I'm not so pathetic as to report myself.


Anyway - here's today's exciting episode:
Anyway, I guess I'll have to take this tour on the road, and go find some people that actually get pissed off when you kill them.  In the meantime, if you've got "bounty hunter" trench in your profile, you're definitely added to my list.  I should probably add the 'snitches' list too, as those folks are dog doo on our collective shoes.  So, it was in this frame of mind that I came across the homely Ms. Lain:


* “Ryan?  Jimmy had a nephew named Ryan…” on 27.00 MHz.
* 26.11 MHz: "Penny Lain, is in my heart today for the tour. That was our" (6 minutes ago)
* "What a little punk that kid was. I need to erase the memory" on 27.00 MHz.
* 26.11 MHz: "song. Sniff. I hope to never hear it again! And Penny," (5 minutes ago)
* "So HI Lockett! Hi St. Alex!! The Hell Hath No Fury Tour " on 27.00 MHz.
* 26.11 MHz: "Aren't you a little young to be a bounty hunter?" (5 minutes ago)
* "Continues! Sarah Silverman back and wasting idiots. Please" on 27.00 MHz.
* 26.11 MHz: "Oops! She seems to have passed out or something. It's a" (4 minutes ago)
* "Help out by killing Jimmy Kimmel whenever possible. He is a" on 27.00 MHz.
* 26.11 MHz: "Hard life bounty hunting, that's for sure." (4 minutes ago)
* "bad man. He even punched Mother Theresa in the box once. " on 27.00 MHz.
* 26.11 MHz: "How many days has it been of the HHNF Tour? Quite a few now" (4 minutes ago)
* "So, if you're against that, well... you know what to do." on 27.00 MHz.
* 26.11 MHz: "It never gets old! This is Sarah Silverman signing off -" (3 minutes ago)
* "That's all for today... till tomorrow - KISS KISS!" on 27.00 MHz.
* 26.11 MHz: "Kiss kiss Lockettside!" (3 minutes ago)


Which of course led to the death of Ryan Quicksilver.
Her ears and her eyes are in the lane now, and she smells like fishy fingerpies!  Heh - get it?  I used the song lyrics to kinda make a little joke there, see - juxtaposing they lyric with the death and rotting and the whole zombie ouevre... see I killed Penny, so she's - oh never mind.  See you tomorrow.


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====July 30th, 2008====
 
I took an ammo day today. See you all loaded and ready tomorrow!  Breath easy today, because I'm building back up the rage for tomorrow!!
 
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Latest revision as of 19:50, 19 February 2013

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July 29th, 2008

I've always wondered why the authorities of Malton have never been very good at tracking my activities. You can see my kill list for yourself - am I just eternally fortunate that those I kill derive some masochistic thrill from the experience? Is there some honor attached for having been selected as one of my victims? Half the time I'm healed rather than killed in my hiding places - which by my standards aren't usually that hard to find! I'd be a liar if I said that the external gratification that comes with the Brainstock and Resensitized lists doesn't carry a certain cache for me - but I'm not so pathetic as to report myself.

Anyway, I guess I'll have to take this tour on the road, and go find some people that actually get pissed off when you kill them. In the meantime, if you've got "bounty hunter" trench in your profile, you're definitely added to my list. I should probably add the 'snitches' list too, as those folks are dog doo on our collective shoes. So, it was in this frame of mind that I came across the homely Ms. Lain:

  • 26.11 MHz: "Penny Lain, is in my heart today for the tour. That was our" (6 minutes ago)
  • 26.11 MHz: "song. Sniff. I hope to never hear it again! And Penny," (5 minutes ago)
  • 26.11 MHz: "Aren't you a little young to be a bounty hunter?" (5 minutes ago)
  • 26.11 MHz: "Oops! She seems to have passed out or something. It's a" (4 minutes ago)
  • 26.11 MHz: "Hard life bounty hunting, that's for sure." (4 minutes ago)
  • 26.11 MHz: "How many days has it been of the HHNF Tour? Quite a few now" (4 minutes ago)
  • 26.11 MHz: "It never gets old! This is Sarah Silverman signing off -" (3 minutes ago)
  • 26.11 MHz: "Kiss kiss Lockettside!" (3 minutes ago)

Her ears and her eyes are in the lane now, and she smells like fishy fingerpies! Heh - get it? I used the song lyrics to kinda make a little joke there, see - juxtaposing they lyric with the death and rotting and the whole zombie ouevre... see I killed Penny, so she's - oh never mind. See you tomorrow.



July 30th, 2008

I took an ammo day today. See you all loaded and ready tomorrow! Breath easy today, because I'm building back up the rage for tomorrow!!