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In the largely deserted suburb of Dunell Hills, a man sat in a contemplative, solitudinous mood.
In the deserted suburb of Dunell Hills, a man sat in a contemplative, solitudinous mood.


His meditations drifted like a ship on an angry sea, likely aided by the crushing exhaustion of the never-zombified and inexperienced.  Before too long, a zombie shuffled into the room and scowled at the man.  The man lay at the limits of consciousness with what little fear he could muster and twitched out a futile resistance.  Auditory hallucinations roared him toward oblivion.
His meditated in the crushing exhaustion of the never-zombified and inexperienced.  Before too long, a zombie shuffled into the room.  With what little fear he could muster, he twitched out a futile resistance and awaited oblivion.


But just before the man passed into that good night, a miracle occurred.  A Great Design manifested before him and its unfathomable Greatness forced him out of consciousness.
Before he could be killed, however, a miracle occurred [according to the man].  A ''Great Design'' manifested before him and its unfathomable Greatness forced him out of consciousness.


Upon awakening, the man discovered the remnants of a fiery catastrophe that must have consumed the zombie, leaving nothing but the soles of feet and some foul, oily ash.  Nothing the man could imagine could account for this miracle.  As he struggled against the absurdity and improbability (and gasoline vapors) of his survival, he heard a voice.  He heard <i>THE</i> VOICE.
Upon awakening, the man discovered the remnants of a fiery catastrophe.  The zombie was gone and nothing he could imagine could account for its disappearance and his survival.  As he struggled to comprehend what had transpired (and withstand the gasoline vapors), he [claims he] heard a voice--<i>THE</i> VOICE [he would later state].


He would describe it as strong, imposing, commanding, and captivating.  THE VOICE explained to him that it was none other than Phlogistera, Fire Goddess.  She explained to him that witnessing the Great Design had opened his mind to the mysteries of the Cleansing Flame.  It was his life's destiny to be the first of her sacred Fryers who are the mortal beings charged with exploring, promoting, and living an existence of Enlightenment and pursuing The Path of Burnination.
THE VOICE explained to him that it was none other than [[Phlogistera|Phlogistera, Fire Goddess]].  She explained that the ''Great Design'' had opened his mind to the mysteries of ''The Cleansing Flame''.  It was now his choice to continue his pathetic life or be the first of her sacred ''Fryers'', who were Her chosen to explore, promote, and pursue ''Enlightenment'' and ''The Path of Burnination''.


Never able to recall his previous life after that moment, PyroSadist was born.  And he walks Malton, spreading the news of Phlogistera's revelation and her call to the Fryers to walk The Path of Burnination so that they might know The Embrace of The Cleansing Flame.
Never able to recall his life before that day, PyroSadist was born.   


=='''Fire Cult of Phlogistera'''==
He walks Malton, spreading Phlogistera's Word.  He seeks the other ''Fryers'' to better walk ''The Path of Burnination'' so that he might embrace ''The Cleansing Flame''.


Through the revelations of Phlogistera, PyroSadist has gleaned some insight into how she desires her Fire Cult to be structured.


''Sacred Fryers''
=='''PyroSadist's favorite [Fire Cult] Graffiti'''==
 
There is no formal structure to Phlogistera's Fire Cult; there is no structured priesthood that acts as intercessor or determines who has been selected to be a Sacred Fryer.  Phlogistera may come to Fryers in their dreams, through their campfires, or sporadic radio static.  No one can say whether another person has received a message directly from Phlogistera except themselves--and it is their choice whether or not to pursue The Embrace of the Cleansing Flame.  Only ''YOU'' can walk The Path of Burnination.
 
=='''Popular [Fire Cult] Graffiti'''==


*''Embrace The Cleansing Flame! [Fire Cult]''
*''Embrace The Cleansing Flame! [Fire Cult]''
*''YOU can walk The Path of Burnination [Fire Cult]''  
*''YOU can walk The Path of Burnination [Fire Cult]''  
*''Will YOU walk The Path of Burnination? [Fire Cult]''
*''Will YOU walk The Path of Burnination? [Fire Cult]''
*''Phlogistera calls, Fryers answer [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>-often seen inside Churches</font>'''
*''Phlogistera calls, Fryers answer [Fire Cult]''
*''Need a light? [Fire Cult of Phlogistera]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>-often seen inside Factories</font>'''
*''Need a light? [Fire Cult of Phlogistera]''
*''Phlogistera, give me fuel give me fire [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>-often seen inside Auto Repair Shops</font>'''
*''Phlogistera, give me fuel give me fire [Fire Cult]''
*''Home is where the hearth is [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>-often seen inside Hotels, Motels, and Railway Stations</font>'''
*''Home is where the hearth is [Fire Cult]''
*''Putting 'Arson' back in 'Arsenal' [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>-often seen inside Police Stations</font>'''
*''Putting 'Arson' back in 'Arsenal' [Fire Cult]''
*''Ignite Enlightenment [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>- often seen inside Libraries and Museums</font>'''
*''Phlogistera, thy might is thermite [Fire Cult]''
*''Truth doesn't hurt, it burns [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>- often seen inside Libraries and Museums</font>'''
*''Ignite Enlightenment [Fire Cult]''
*''You CANNOT extinguish Enlightenment [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>-often seen in Fire Stations</font>'''
*''Truth doesn't hurt, it burns [Fire Cult]''
*''What darkness conceals, fire reveals [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>-often (un)seen inside Dark buildings</font>'''
*''You CANNOT extinguish Enlightenment [Fire Cult]''
*''Word of Phlogistera spreads like fire [Fire Cult]'' '''<font color=darkgreen>- often seen on buildings which bear Mobile Phone Masts</font>'''
*''What darkness conceals, fire reveals [Fire Cult]''
*''Word of Phlogistera spreads like fire [Fire Cult]''




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* Began making his way to Fryerbank after deciding its name was a guidepost to locate other ''sacred Fryers''.
* Began making his way to Fryerbank after deciding its name was a guidepost to locate other ''sacred Fryers''.
==See Also==
[[Fire Cult]]

Revision as of 00:49, 23 May 2014

PyroSadist

In the deserted suburb of Dunell Hills, a man sat in a contemplative, solitudinous mood.

His meditated in the crushing exhaustion of the never-zombified and inexperienced. Before too long, a zombie shuffled into the room. With what little fear he could muster, he twitched out a futile resistance and awaited oblivion.

Before he could be killed, however, a miracle occurred [according to the man]. A Great Design manifested before him and its unfathomable Greatness forced him out of consciousness.

Upon awakening, the man discovered the remnants of a fiery catastrophe. The zombie was gone and nothing he could imagine could account for its disappearance and his survival. As he struggled to comprehend what had transpired (and withstand the gasoline vapors), he [claims he] heard a voice--THE VOICE [he would later state].

THE VOICE explained to him that it was none other than Phlogistera, Fire Goddess. She explained that the Great Design had opened his mind to the mysteries of The Cleansing Flame. It was now his choice to continue his pathetic life or be the first of her sacred Fryers, who were Her chosen to explore, promote, and pursue Enlightenment and The Path of Burnination.

Never able to recall his life before that day, PyroSadist was born.

He walks Malton, spreading Phlogistera's Word. He seeks the other Fryers to better walk The Path of Burnination so that he might embrace The Cleansing Flame.


PyroSadist's favorite [Fire Cult] Graffiti

  • Embrace The Cleansing Flame! [Fire Cult]
  • YOU can walk The Path of Burnination [Fire Cult]
  • Will YOU walk The Path of Burnination? [Fire Cult]
  • Phlogistera calls, Fryers answer [Fire Cult]
  • Need a light? [Fire Cult of Phlogistera]
  • Phlogistera, give me fuel give me fire [Fire Cult]
  • Home is where the hearth is [Fire Cult]
  • Putting 'Arson' back in 'Arsenal' [Fire Cult]
  • Phlogistera, thy might is thermite [Fire Cult]
  • Ignite Enlightenment [Fire Cult]
  • Truth doesn't hurt, it burns [Fire Cult]
  • You CANNOT extinguish Enlightenment [Fire Cult]
  • What darkness conceals, fire reveals [Fire Cult]
  • Word of Phlogistera spreads like fire [Fire Cult]


Timeline

May 2014

  • A Vision - while gathering kindling for a fire, he pulled an old map of Malton off a wall. He noted how previous inhabitants had scribbled notations about which buildings were safe and was covered with sticky notes detailing the movements of the Hordes. Just as he was about to ball it up and throw it in an improvised burn barrel, Phlogistera whispered to him. The map spontaneously combusted in his hands and he knew that She was telling him it was time to Enlighten Malton regarding the status of its buildings. Perhaps, they'd finally be able to choose which path to walk.
  • Feeling the Yetis were pitted in a losing battle, he took to the road.
  • One the way to Fryerbank, he decided to help the Yetis in their mission to reclaim/rebuild Whittenside.
  • Began making his way to Fryerbank after deciding its name was a guidepost to locate other sacred Fryers.


See Also

Fire Cult

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