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| | we hear THE SOUND OF SLUGGISH |
| I suppose you think this is MY fault?
| | FOOTSTEPS approaching. A SHADOW appears at the bottom of the frame. |
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| | It gets longer and takes on the shape of a man. |
| If you go looking for a error 404 page, the odds are you are going to find one. Its not exactly rocket science. The 404 error is everywhere, surrounding you, sucking the very life force out of you. However, there is still hope. Rumor has it that if you click the following link, your soul may be redeemed. If that doesn't work, take two poprocks and try the following steps.
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| Please try any or all of the following:
| | TIGHT ON THE AFTERNOON SUN, blinding us. Into the FOREGROUND lurches |
| | | THE FIGURE which cast the shadow. Glare obscures all facial detail |
| * Click the Refresh Button to try again. Its a great deal of fun and therapeutic for those who require consistency in their lives.
| | until the head jogs into position directly in front of the fiery ball |
| * Ask this expert or this expert. If they are as confused as you, pat yourself on the back. You aren't as stupid as you look.
| | in the sky. Then we see its hideous, dead eyes, its blue-grey colour, |
| At least you aren't a miserable failure.
| | the blackened wound where a large portion of jaw has been ripped |
| * If you are as stupid as you look, you can relate to this guy. If you are even stupider than you look, may we suggest a makeover?
| | away. This is a ZOMBIE! |
| Alas, it didn't work for him.
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| * To reformat your hard drive, click here.
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| * Take out a student loan.
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| * To get excited about crown molding, click... well... crown molding
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| * If you just want to leave in utter disappointment, don't blame me. No one made you come here. You may now:
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| - Search for weapons of mass destruction
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| - Experience a wardrobe malfunction
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| - Shriek like Howard Dean
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| - Do the Hokey Pokey.
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| * If you understand that the Hokey Pokey is indeed what it is all about, this is the place for you.
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| * If you have already hit the refresh button a few times, we have placed a call to the authorities on your behalf.
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| The nice young men in their clean white coats shall be at your door soon. Before your trip to the funny farm,
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| why not click here. Just for old time's sake.
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| (C) 2008, www.eurozarkextreme.com. All rights reserved. Table for two please. Non-smoking. May we have a booth, please?
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| Tch0rt was here. These are his Gratuitous links.
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we hear THE SOUND OF SLUGGISH
FOOTSTEPS approaching. A SHADOW appears at the bottom of the frame.
It gets longer and takes on the shape of a man.
TIGHT ON THE AFTERNOON SUN, blinding us. Into the FOREGROUND lurches
THE FIGURE which cast the shadow. Glare obscures all facial detail
until the head jogs into position directly in front of the fiery ball
in the sky. Then we see its hideous, dead eyes, its blue-grey colour,
the blackened wound where a large portion of jaw has been ripped
away. This is a ZOMBIE!
