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|colspan=2 style="background: #C9BE62; color: black; font-size: 110%; text-align: center"|'''Sir WV'''
|colspan=2 style="background: #C9BE62; color: black; font-size: 110%; text-align: center"|'''Sir WTF?'''
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Group'''
|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Group'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''[[Philosophe Knights]]''.
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''[[stupy Philosophe Knights]]''.
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Name'''
|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Name'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"| ''Le Penseur''  
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"| ''Le Penseur is stupy''  
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Goals'''
|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Goals'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''To annihilate Malton's ignorant, apathetic, and uneducated.''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''To annihilate Malton's potatos, yujuuuuu''
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Recruitment Policy'''
|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Recruitment Policy'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[http://philosopheknights.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=473 ''For future Philosophe Knights'']
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Rank'''
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|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''Philosophe''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''ZOMBIESSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH''
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Take a little walk to the edge of town.  Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks.
Take a little walk to the edge of town.  Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks.
<span style="color: red">
<span style="color: red">
Where secrets lie in the border fires, in the humming wires.
GLUP GLUP
<span style="color: red">
<span style="color: red">
Hey man, you know you're never coming back.
Hey man, you know you're coming back. (WHY?)
<span style="color: red">
<span style="color: red">
Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks....
Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills,past Paris, past toilet, past guns, past the stacks....
On a gathering storm comes
On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
a tall handsome man
in a dusty black coat with
in a dusty black coat with
a red right hand.
a red right dick.
<span style="color: red">
<span style="color: red">
He'll wrap you in his arms,
zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
tell you that you've been a good boy.
He'll rekindle all the dreams
it took you a lifetime to destroy.
He'll reach deep into the hole,
heal your shrinking soul but there won't be a single thing that you can do.
<span style="color: red">
<span style="color: red">
He's a god, he's a man,
zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
he's a ghost, he's a guru.
They're whispering his name
through this disappearing land.
But hidden in his coat
is a red right hand.
<span style="color: red">
<span style="color: red">
You don't have no money?
He's a potato
He'll get you some.
You don't have no car? He'll get you one.
You don't have no self-respect,
you feel like an insect......
Well don't you worry buddy,
cause here he comes through the ghettos and the barrio
and the bowery and the slum.
A shadow is cast wherever he stands.
Stacks of green paper in his
red right hand.
<span style="color: red">
<span style="color: red">
You'll see him in your nightmares,
WTF?
you'll see him in your dreams.
He'll appear out of nowhere but
he ain't what he seems.
You'll see him in your head,
on the TV screen.
And hey buddy, I'm warning
you to turn it off.
He's a ghost, he's a god,
he's a man, he's a guru.
You're one microscopic cog
in his catastrophic plan.
Designed and directed by
his red right hand.
<span style="color: red">
He'll extend his hand, real slowly for a shake.
You'll see it coming toward you, real slowly for a shake.
(Grabbing at your peril buddy?) cause you know you ain't
getting near much as he will take.
<span style="color: red">
He's a...
<span style="color: red">
He's mumbling words you can't understand.
He's mumbling words behind his red right hand.
</span>
</span>


'''''Lyrics to Red Right Hand by Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds'''''  
'''''HAHAHAHA'''''  




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| colspan="3" style="background: #009e49; text-align: center; -moz-border-radius:6px" | '''''The following was taken directly from 26-page internal, external, public and water police report about one of Malton's serial potatos killer.  
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'''''  
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|style="width: 33%"|The report was obtained by Channel 4 News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.
|style="width: 33%"|The report was obtained by Channel 4(but I prefer channel 6) News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.


''I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho.  All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the [[Philosophe Knights]].  His attacks seem to be random and he will kill at the drop of a hat.  We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask with what appears to be a star over the left eye.  Nor do we know where he hides.  Witness' have claimed that he wears a red glove on his right hand and surveillance cameras have caught images of him in a worn and ragged black coat.  He should be considered armed and dangerous.  If he's not stopped soon, more lives will be lost.''
''I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho.  All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the [[Esternomascloideum Knights]].  His attacks seem to be predecibles and he will kill every potato.  We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask (to hidden bukakes) with what appears to be a star over the left eye.  He should be considered armed and dangerous (HAHAHA, I'm joking).  If he's not stopped soon, more lives of potatos will be lost.''
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==Notoriety and History==
'''23rd May 2008''' - ''Le Penseur was reported to the RG for the first time today.  I admit that it took longer than I was expecting but what is done is done.''
'''26th April 2008''' - ''Took up arms against [[The Imperium]]''.  ''War is being waged in [[Gibsonton]].''
'''14th April 2008''' - ''Helping with the '''Mourniversary of Charlton Heston''', an operation within the boarders of [[Lockettside]] to punish those responsible for the death of [[DORIS]]'s "NRA Messiah".  Logged Le Penseur's first kill, & a zerger at that.''


'''12th February 2008''' - ''Created as a clone of the Philosophe Knight "a whale's vagina", '''Le Penseur''' emerges from the [[Hebditch Building]] in [[North Blythville]].  Originally dazed by his recent re-birth but also able to recall the memories of his past life, he immediately seeks out his fellow Knights for answers.''


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'''[[User:Sir WV/Kills|Reeducation]]'''<br/>
'''[[UPot|F]]'''<br/>
<small>''A list of all kills made in the name of knowledge''</small>  
<small>''A list of all kills made in the name of cats and potatos''</small>  
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'''[[User:Sir WV/Events|Events]]'''<br/>
'''[[1|1]]'''<br/>
<small>''PKer events that Le Penseur has taken part in.''</small>  
<small>''Glup glup''</small>  
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'''My other UD characters'''  
'''zerg characters'''  
*''[[Sir_WV/Whale|The Original Sir WV]]''
*''[[S213/312]]''
*''[[User:Sir_WV/WC|War Criminal]]''
*''[[U213V/WC213nal]]''
*''[[Sir_WV/MV|Mud Vayne]]''
*''[[Si321/MV|231123Vayne]]''
''There are others that I seldom play also, but their names are my little secret.''</small>
''There are others that I seldom play also, but their names are my little secret (and very little dick). (ZERGGGGG)''</small>
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I support [[User:Sir_WV/policies|'''''these''''']] policies!
I support [[S/policies|'''''these''''']] policies!
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[[Sir_WV/awards|'''''Le Penseur's Awards''''']]  
[[S/S|'''''ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz''''']]  
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''All discussion should be kept on the [[User_talk:Sir WV|discussion page]] or the main page or on the forum.''
WTF?
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Sir WTF?
Wvredglove1wr5.png
Group stupy Philosophe Knights.
Name Le Penseur is stupy
Goals To annihilate Malton's potatos, yujuuuuu
Recruitment Policy [POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
Rank ZOMBIESSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Take a little walk to the edge of town. Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks. GLUP GLUP Hey man, you know you're coming back. (WHY?) Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills,past Paris, past toilet, past guns, past the stacks.... On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right dick. zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ He's a potato WTF?

HAHAHAHA



The following was taken directly from 26-page internal, external, public and water police report about one of Malton's serial potatos killer.

The report was obtained by Channel 4(but I prefer channel 6) News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.

I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho. All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the Esternomascloideum Knights. His attacks seem to be predecibles and he will kill every potato. We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask (to hidden bukakes) with what appears to be a star over the left eye. He should be considered armed and dangerous (HAHAHA, I'm joking). If he's not stopped soon, more lives of potatos will be lost.



F
A list of all kills made in the name of cats and potatos

1
Glup glup

zerg characters

There are others that I seldom play also, but their names are my little secret (and very little dick). (ZERGGGGG)

I support these policies!

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

WTF?

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