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''All of the below is meant to be taken with a grain of salt and at it's heart, true comedy; good or bad. Rock on....''
 
== '''Attention:''' '''Dec, 31, 2008 Annual New Years Eve Bash''' ==
Dethray is announcing plans for yet another Ray Liota New Years Eve Party. The UndisputedVingRhames will be on hand to sign autographs and take pictures. El Cu Cuii will be performing his stand up comedy act in the main lounge. Locations are being scouted for the event. Be sure to check here for more details and directions. Anyone willing to host or perform please contact Dethray at RPCandD@gmail.com !
 
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== Parkour ==
== Parkour ==
Parkour:(pronounced par-KOOR): Parkour is the art of moving through your environment as swiftly and effectively as possible using only the human body. More broadly it might be defined as the discipline of developing the physical and mental capacity of the human being while through training to overcome obstacles. In practice Parkour is essentially the same as Freerunning with the difference being the elimination of twisted ankles through training and practice while moving from building to building within Malton.
Parkour:(pronounced par-KOOR): Parkour is the art of moving through your environment as swiftly and effectively as possible using only the human body. More broadly it might be defined as the discipline of developing the physical and mental capacity of the human being while through training to overcome obstacles. In practice Parkour is essentially the same as Freerunning with the difference being the elimination of twisted ankles through training and practice while moving from building to building within Malton.
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== The Deli ==
== The Deli ==
If your friends with the Club you know where it's at: This is where the club hangs out and grubs on sandwiches and sucks down suds after taking back Reganbank one building at a time. Don't forget to ask about the new manager's special.
If your friends with the Club you know where it's at: This is where the club hangs out and grubs on sandwiches and sucks down suds after taking back Reganbank one building at a time. Don't forget to ask about the new manager's special.
 
Dethray says, "check out the October Tailgate special, Hot Dog and fries on a stick."
== The Sandwich of Choice ==
The SPAM Sandwich: It's not like we have a choice with food being so abundant.
 
The Deli also features fine selection of the local moonshine; we have set up a still in an undisclosed junkyard(zeds are now the revanuers); guaranteed to put hair back on your chest or for the first time if you is a youngin'.
[[Image:Spam sandwich2.JPG]] - [[Image:Moonshin-bw.jpg]]
 


'''New to the Reganbank Parkour Club & Deli's Menu'''
'''New to the Reganbank Parkour Club & Deli's Menu'''


  * ''The Spam Burrito''  -  [[Image:Spam-Burrito.jpg]]
  * ''The Spam Burrito''  -  [[Image:Spam-Burrito.jpg]]
'''New for Football Season: The Tailgate Special'''
* ''Hot Dog & Fries on a Stick'' - [[Image:Hot dog and fries on a stick.jpg]]


== The Clubs Mission ==
== The Clubs Mission ==
The Club mission is to bring back Reganbank and keep it back.


The Club is currently under currently under new management as Bullinchinashop has taken a sabatical.
The Club is recruiting: Acting manager, Dethray, has created a new edge and applied it to the Club's menu by introducing the perfect sandwich for those on the go!
Detrhray is acting manager and has put a new edge to the Club's menu by introducing the perfect sandwich for those on the go!
 
"Help Wanted"!!  " Have you considered a life filled with danger and cold cuts? Friends and good eats? An Experience to brag about? All the Ammo you can carry?"


== Zombie Arsenal ==
Dethray is currently accepting applications to fill positions for a mobile catering unit.  Experience not required and attitude a must.
[[Image:Arsenal.jpg]]
[[Image:Roach-Coach.jpg‎]]
'''Applicants should send an email for further details...''' '''email:''' ''RPCandD@gmail.com''


== Reganbank Parkour Club & Deli Founding Tracuers ==
== Reganbank Parkour Club & Deli Founding Tracuers ==
  * BULLINCHINASHOP - [[Image:Toughguyavatar.JPG]]
   
 
  * Dethray - [[Image:Saturday-nightb.JPG]]
  * Dethray - [[Image:Tony.jpg]]
 
* Mack Bolin - [[Image:Mackbolinavatar.JPG]]


  * El Cu Cuii - [[Image:Elcucuii.JPG]]
  * El Cu Cuii - [[Image:Elcucuii.JPG]]


  * Zeake - [[Image:Zeakeav1.JPG]]
  * Zeake - [[Image:Zeake.jpg]]


  * Shootz - [[Image:Shirtsav2.jpg]]
  * Shootz - [[Image:Shirtsav2.jpg]]


  * Dr Bob Morgan - [[Image:Drbobmorganavatar.JPG]]
  * Dr SuperBadDude - [[Image:Al with paper for slapping.jpg]]  --- notice paper for slapping
 
  * Sam Witwicky - [[Image:Samavatar.JPG]]
 
* Jeff 'Dude' Lebowski - [[Image:Biglebowski2avatar.jpg]]
 
  * Dr SuperBadDude - [[Image:Drsuperbad.JPG]]


  * HAMMER TIME 75 - [[Image:Vindiesel460a.JPG]]
  * HAMMER TIME 75 - [[Image:Vindiesel460a.JPG]]


  * SuperBadDude - [[Image:Tuzsak.JPG]]
  * SuperBadDude - [[Image:Deli meats2.jpg]]
 
== Parkour In Action ==
[[Image:RPC&D3.jpg‎]]
 
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[[Image:Zombie emergency poster.jpg]]
 
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== November 16, 1980: The day a big turd went KASPLAT as it hit the ground.... What is that smell you say?  Well it's Suburban Ed, stinking up MALTON since August 29, 2006. ==
 
* [[Image:Suburbanedbullseye.JPG]]        [[Image:PeeOnEd.jpg]]
 
 
 
* [[Image:EdsGay.jpg]] - - - - [[Image:EdsGayParade.jpg]]
 
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== Our President having a moment of clarity while pondering Suburban Ed ==


[[Image:Bush-gay-marriage.JPG]]
* DannyOcean - [[Image:DannyO.jpg]]


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== Suburban Ed caught in candid moment playing UD on Friday night ==
== Ain't no party like a Dethray Party ==
[[Image:SubEd on Friday Night.jpg]]


[[Image:Dethray parties.JPG]]


''Picture taken at after party for Ray Liota look-a-like contest''


== '''Zeake performs a feat of strength '''==
[[Image:Zeake2.jpg]]


== '''UndisputedVingRhames will be giving free "how to punch a zombie that looks like Wesley Snipes - while naked" class this Thursday at noon''' ==
[[Image:Image007.jpg]]
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'''Hey 3rd Waye, check out this important info'''
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== http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/viewthread.php?tid=413&page=4 ==

Latest revision as of 04:05, 22 January 2009


Attention: Dec, 31, 2008 Annual New Years Eve Bash

Dethray is announcing plans for yet another Ray Liota New Years Eve Party. The UndisputedVingRhames will be on hand to sign autographs and take pictures. El Cu Cuii will be performing his stand up comedy act in the main lounge. Locations are being scouted for the event. Be sure to check here for more details and directions. Anyone willing to host or perform please contact Dethray at RPCandD@gmail.com !


Parkour

Parkour:(pronounced par-KOOR): Parkour is the art of moving through your environment as swiftly and effectively as possible using only the human body. More broadly it might be defined as the discipline of developing the physical and mental capacity of the human being while through training to overcome obstacles. In practice Parkour is essentially the same as Freerunning with the difference being the elimination of twisted ankles through training and practice while moving from building to building within Malton.

The Deli

If your friends with the Club you know where it's at: This is where the club hangs out and grubs on sandwiches and sucks down suds after taking back Reganbank one building at a time. Don't forget to ask about the new manager's special. Dethray says, "check out the October Tailgate special, Hot Dog and fries on a stick."

New to the Reganbank Parkour Club & Deli's Menu

* The Spam Burrito  -  Spam-Burrito.jpg

New for Football Season: The Tailgate Special

* Hot Dog & Fries on a Stick - Hot dog and fries on a stick.jpg

The Clubs Mission

The Club is recruiting: Acting manager, Dethray, has created a new edge and applied it to the Club's menu by introducing the perfect sandwich for those on the go!

"Help Wanted"!! " Have you considered a life filled with danger and cold cuts? Friends and good eats? An Experience to brag about? All the Ammo you can carry?"

Dethray is currently accepting applications to fill positions for a mobile catering unit. Experience not required and attitude a must. Roach-Coach.jpg

Applicants should send an email for further details... email: RPCandD@gmail.com

Reganbank Parkour Club & Deli Founding Tracuers

* Dethray - Saturday-nightb.JPG
* El Cu Cuii - Elcucuii.JPG
* Zeake - Zeake.jpg
* Shootz - Shirtsav2.jpg
* Dr SuperBadDude - Al with paper for slapping.jpg  ---  notice paper for slapping
* HAMMER TIME 75 - Vindiesel460a.JPG
* SuperBadDude - Deli meats2.jpg
* DannyOcean - DannyO.jpg

Ain't no party like a Dethray Party

Dethray parties.JPG

Picture taken at after party for Ray Liota look-a-like contest

Zeake performs a feat of strength

Zeake2.jpg

UndisputedVingRhames will be giving free "how to punch a zombie that looks like Wesley Snipes - while naked" class this Thursday at noon

Image007.jpg