The E Team!

(A.K.A. The CAARG, Canadien Army Against Real Gaymers)

THE E TEAM! IS A GROUP THAT IS SOULY DEDICATED TO 2 THINGS. THE 1ST IS TO KILL ALL RETARDED PATHETIC FAT 30 YEAROLD VIRGIN NERDS WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL/ THINK THEY ARE WAR HEROES BECAUSE THEY PLAY COMPUTER GAMES ALL DAY. Yes, if you haven't guessed it already, or you don't play urbandead,(or if you're braindead) we have extreme hatred for our little pals on 28.01, the Real Gamers. The 2nd job of our group is to keep Telfer Cinema and Beare Library in West Grayside running. Yes, THE E-TEAM loves movies, and so, we have taken over Telfer Cinema and Beare Library/Theatre in the hopes of keeping everybody happy and relaxed after a day of running from/killing undead things.

RECRUITMENT Have You Ever Been Frustrated By All The Stupid Things That The Real Gaymers Say? Has There Ever Been A Time When You Wanted To Start A Vendetta Against The Evil Nerds Of This World? Well Join The E-Team Army In It's March Against hipocrits,Dictators,Idiots,Fat Retards,Real Gamers, And, Natzis! We Promise To Ensure That One Day, After We Have Fought And Won The War Against Evil, Malton Will Become Zombie And Murderer Free! It Will Take Time And Work, but one day we will have PEACE!

Uniform of The E-Team! The Main E-Team! coulers are blue and white. The Winter uniform is this: All E-Team! members must wear sum type of sunglasses(usually mirrored),a blue bandana,dark blue or white hooded sweater,white or dark blue jeans,and black boots.

The Summer Uniform of the E-Team! is sunglasses, blue bandana, dark blue or white long sleeve shirt,dark blue or white shorts, and black boots.

* = optional for summer and winter uniform

• Leaders may also wear steel-toe capped boots
• Everyone may wear a pole mall staff shirt, anything from a cinema, and mostly anything from an army fort as long as it does not change the blue bandana and sweater/shirt.

SOME ENEMIES OF OURS

The Real Gamers, (especially Their leader, Lord Galthorne,A.K.A, SUPER HOMO NERD) Natzis, and Definately HITLER! (jews are ok ppl in our books)  :) LOL

Some Friends Of Ours Even If They Don't Know It

The Bullsht Patrol, McZeds, SOUTH MALTON WATCH, THE SENDELL SAINTS, And Any1 who hates real gaymers and Pkers and Natzis and fat nerds

Yes, If You Did not know, We always put an ! (exclamation mark) at the end of the name of our group so it shud look like this.

= THE E-TEAM! WHY? BECAUSE, IT is showing our Power!

(or sum retarded thing like that)

Also another Slogan kinda thing we have is "Suk it Bitch!" right after THE E-TEAM!, it is NOT NECESSARY, but it looks COOLer.

                                                  THE E-TEAM! Group Members
                                                       LEADER=  Mr Jenkins 73
                                               2ND IN COMMAND=  Canadian Soldier EAL
                                         RECRUITMENT OFFICIAL=  Officer Lirette
                   ZSE THEATRES COMPANY OWNER/GROUP SPOKESMAN=  Zombie Slayer EAL
                                                  NEW RECRUIT=  People Taste Yummy
                                                  NEW RECRUIT=  CharcoalSmokeyFrank
                                                  NEW RECRUIT=  Scary Hobo 415 
                 (YES, ZSE AND CSE ARE BROTHERS IRL, THATS Y THEY BOTH NAMED THER PERSON EAL.)

If You Would Like To Join, Write Your Name, Lvl, Description, and why you want to join Below.

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Disclaimer and Rules of THE E-TEAM! page.

THE E-TEAM! Are NOT responsible for the hurting of any1s feelings and Do Not Mean ANY Offense to anybody who we have named on this site except Real Gaymers, (thers a y in ther) Natzis,retards,fat nerds, and pkers. THE E-TEAM! DO NOT give permission to edit/change this page unless you are asking to join, putting a comment, or if you are a member of the group, and even then you must ask Mr Jenkins 73, our great leader.

The South Will Rise Again!]]  

This User or Groups fights to make the Southern Suburbs RISE again!