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===Political, military and religious figures===
===Political, military and religious figures===
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1328984 Marrion Barry]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=744568 Mikhail Kalashnikov]


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1090895 Benazir Bhutto]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1090895 Benazir Bhutto]
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[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=557770 SpiroAgnew]
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=557770 SpiroAgnew]
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1493141 ZombieGeorgeWBush]


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=714757 Wilfred Laurier]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=714757 Wilfred Laurier]
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[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=543526 Luigi Galleani]
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=543526 Luigi Galleani]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=293234 Mohandas K Gandhi]


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=423276 Epaminondas]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=423276 Epaminondas]
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[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1134868 Barack Hussein Obama]
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1134868 Barack Hussein Obama]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1265254 Old Testament Jesus]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1440738 HITLER]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1036114 Helen Ke11er]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1138312 Senator Larry Craig]


===Actors, musicians and entertainers===
===Actors, musicians and entertainers===
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[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=918131 Zombie Jimi Hendrix]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=918131 Zombie Jimi Hendrix]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1646440 Joseph Frank Pesci]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1651122 Whitfield Crane]


===Intellectuals, scientists, writers, artists and businesspeople===
===Intellectuals, scientists, writers, artists and businesspeople===
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=744568 Mikhail Kalashnikov]


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=815114 Admiral Hyman Rickover]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=815114 Admiral Hyman Rickover]
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[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=805339 Sir Isaac Newton]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=805339 Sir Isaac Newton]


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1380452 Don Capone]


===Criminals, killers and ne'er-do-wells===
===Criminals, killers and ne'er-do-wells===


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1380452 Don Capone]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1380452 Don Capone]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=624789  Blair Wells]


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=441963 Pabl0Esc0bar]
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=441963 Pabl0Esc0bar]

Latest revision as of 23:12, 18 January 2012

Malton Celebrities
Celebrity.jpg
Abbreviation: MalCel
Group Numbers: Lots. (But not too many. Otherwise, they wouldn't be famous.)
Leadership: Nobody. Who can rule the world of fame?
Goals: To be famous! Also, to meet other famous people.
Recruitment Policy: Be a famous person! Or, post famous people's profiles here.
Contact: If you have to ask, you don't deserve to find out, darling.


The fair city of Malton boasts a population of nearly three-quarters of a million inhabitants, both living and undead. Among the hundreds of thousands of common folk, there walk (and shamble) many individuals whose names have become famous, or infamous, in the outside world. Breathing or animated, friendly survivor or cold-blooded PKer, all attract awe, respect, derision and, needless to say, hordes of paparazzi: these are the Malton Celebrities.


A comprehensive list

Well, okay, it'll never really be comprehensive. But we can do our best! Air-kisses all around!

You are welcome to enroll your own famous self, or other famous people, in the Malton Celebrities! However, the following rules apply:

Rules of Celebrity

1. The Malton Celebrities do not discriminate on the basis of race, gender, sexual orientation, profession or dates of existence. All famous people, currently living or long dead, zombie or human are eligible for membership.

However, only historical individuals are allowed membership. No fictional members, however famous. Sorry, Mrs. Claus.

2. Both living and unliving celebrities have a place in the Malton Celebrities, and their character name may reflect their existential status. (You're in, Zombie Karl Marx.)

3. Some leeway with spelling and orthography is allowed in a celebrity's name. However, celebrities with misspelled names are only allowed membership if their profile reflects their fame.

Thus, JaneMansfield and Pabl0Esc0bar are members; Paul Rever isn't.
This may mean that some celebrities exist on the list in more than one incarnation. Woo, trippy!

4. Anybody may add one or more celebrities, representing their own character or another player's, to this list. However, you must add a link to that celebrity's profile. No second-hand reports!

5. The Malton Celebrities take no position on PKing, ZKing, GKing, RKing or any other kind of 'King. (OK?) Until the day-- and that day may never come-- when we rise up together in a glittering, star-studded mob to throw off the shackles of obscurity, the group will undertake no alliances or rivalries with any other group. We're too busy being famous.

The great wall of famousness

Political, military and religious figures

Marrion Barry

Mikhail Kalashnikov

Benazir Bhutto

Tony Blair

Douglas MacArthur

The Lord Christ

SpiroAgnew

ZombieGeorgeWBush

Wilfred Laurier

Sweet Zombie Jesus

The Prophet Mohammed

Moshe Dayan

Dead De Gaulle

Nixon the Zombie

President James Polk

President John Tyler

Zombie Mao Zedong

Pres Ronald Reagan

HowardDean

Geo A Custer

Mikhail Gorbachev

Dead Lincoln

Rep. Jane Harman

Pope Benedict 16

Colin Powell

Luigi Galleani

Mohandas K Gandhi

Epaminondas

VP Al Gore

Dick Cheney

Mother Teresea

Screaming Lord Sutch

Julius Caesar

HiIlary Clinton

Al Gore Mortis

Barack Hussein Obama

Old Testament Jesus

HITLER

Helen Ke11er

Senator Larry Craig

Actors, musicians and entertainers

Linda Carter

Pete Frampton

Emmylou Harris

Meryl Streep

Mekhi Phifer

Bernadette Peters

Rosie Odonnell

Jamie Lee Curtis

Carrie Anne Moss

Bruce Springsteen

Gorge Romero

Heather Locklear

Steve Reich

The Beatles

Jerome J Garcia - aka Jerry Garcia

Richard Whiteley

Kurt Donald Cobain

Heather Graham

Uma Thurman

Zombie Alton Brown

Julia Roberts

HarryHill

JaneMansfield

Mr Steve Guttenberg

Kirk Douglas

Noah Wylie

Cody Canada

Dave Chappelle

MillaJovovitch

MiIIaJovovich

Andrew Ridgeley

Estelle Getty

Katharine Hepburn

Carole Lombard

Barbra Streisand

Zombie Jerry Garcia

Wolfgang Puck

JessicaAlba

HankWilliams

Hank Williams Jr.

Kyla Cole

Bret 'Hitman' Hart

Superfly Snooka

Cyndi Lauper

Arnold Schwarzeneger

Vanilla Ice

Bette Midler

Old Dirty Bastard

Sigourney Weaver

Zombie Mr. T

Thelonious Monk

Sean Moore

Screaming Lord Sutch

Marlene Dietrich

Kathleen Hanna

Drew Burymore

Gary Burghoff

Bill Murray

Zombie Jimi Hendrix

Joseph Frank Pesci

Whitfield Crane

Intellectuals, scientists, writers, artists and businesspeople

Mikhail Kalashnikov

Admiral Hyman Rickover

Leonid Trotsky

Thomas Kincade

Sarah Vowell

Florance Nightingale

Zombie Ayn Rand

Donald Hall

Howard Lovecraft

Zombie Karl Marx

Jane Austen

Nikolai Tesla

Carl Jung

Samuel Clemens

F Nietzsche

Paul Allen

Dunsscotus

Dr. Jack Kevorkian

Sir Isaac Newton

Don Capone

Criminals, killers and ne'er-do-wells

Don Capone

Blair Wells

Pabl0Esc0bar

Carl Panzram

Mark Brandon Read

Lee Harvey Oswald

Thug Behram

Royalty, socialites and uncharacterizables

Zombie Princess Di

Nicky Hilton

LaToya Jackson

Zombie Jesus Christ

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