The Malton Droogs

The Malton Droogs
Abbreviation:
Group Numbers:	3
Leadership:	Wolf Guy Jack [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=953189
Goals:	Protecting newbies, have fun, and Moloko Plus for all!
Recruitment Policy:	Everyone, really! Even zombies... if they don't smell too strange.
Contact:	[schauerschopf@gmx.de] Bulletin Board]

The Malton Droogs

	Short-wave Radio Info
	This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 26.76 MHz

Tired of being kicked and tolchokked around all the time by those bezoomy Level 41 Bratchnys just after joining the game? Ready to get some horrorshow action cutting down a few gloopy rottigut-zeds with your trusty britva? Or just seeking for some way to spread mayhem around town, crasting and beating everything that comes your way? And, most of all... you don't take yourself too serious? Well, then you should join us. Surely we're a small group, but otherwise there's one single thing that makes us different from other groups... we're the ONLY goddamn group in this city absolutely fully horrorshow dedicated to the true spirit of "A Clockwork Orange". Tell me, O my dear brothers, what else could you want??

How it all began

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jack working in a city named Malton. Jack was the average guy from the neighbourhood, first working as a lawyer's assistant, then seeking to get his terrible wasted life some kind of sense away from watching TV and playing WoW; becoming a priest. Too bad for poor Jack that zombies invaded Malton just before he could finish his priest seminar. Pissed off, not knowing where to go and constantly beaten up by either local bullies, crazed police officers or hungry zombies, he decided to do the only right thing- to kick some ass, just figuring that, if others did it as well, it couldn't be too difficult.

Soon Jack discovered it wasn't all about ammo. It wasn't even about how badass you showed yourself. All this crap leaded exactly nowhere. After all, it was just about teamwork. Luckily, Jack had this important insight just when he was drunk as hell, sitting in one of Malton's many cinemas and watching Stanley Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange" for what seemed to be the third time or so. This combination of Alcohol, sudden enlightenment and the vision of a violent youth gang coming together perhaps at the unlikeliest moment, a plan started to form within Jack's clouded mind....

The Vision of the Malton Droogs is the vision of giving newbies a chance. Even more than that, it is the vision of getting newbies a chance to cause some chaos, to take revenge for getting constantly slaughtered at level 3 by a level-32-character, and, most of all, to have some horrorshow fun. Besides, it gives you the advantage to wear freaky hats. Must we say more?

Recruitment Policy

As the group is just founded, there is'nt much of a "policy" to mention. We're recruiting everybody, at everytime, regardless of class, level and skills. Surely there are some things that make a droogie a droogie (see "what makes a droog a droog?"), but at the moment, role-playing isn't much of any importance.

We espescially welcome newbies, as this reflects the group's spirit best, which is to give a home to all those homeless lewdies out there seeking some shelter in a larger group. So if you're a military, scientist, or even a civilian like me- if you like the idea of a droog group or just are a fan of CO come and join, for every britva is needed!

Want to be part of the whole thing? Sign in here [[1]]!

What makes a droog a droog?

Just in case you like the thought of playing a character resembling a droog like in the movie, there are some simple things you can do in case you like that whole role-playing thing.

• Get white clothes
• Get a freaky hat (espescially if it's black and a bit old-fashioned- we LOVE bowlers!)
• Get hand-to-hand-combat and knife combat- nothing's better than a good horrorshow britva to cut through a bratchy's belly!
• Use some droog-like weapons (baseball bats, golf clubs and stuff... I'm sure you can imagine)
• Talk nadsat (a real horrorshow dictionary can be found here http://www.soomka.com/nadsat.html

Although if you just want to have fun without role-playing... just do it. I don't have any problems with that, as long as you join^^

Allies

We're always allied with:

EVIL

Also, we try to support the following groups:

Feral Undead

Extinction

	It's a Joke, OK?
	This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.

‎	Player Killer Group
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This Group is a PKer Group and supports the act of Player Killing.

	EVIL IS GOOD
	The Malton Droogs believes that the bad guys can sometimes be the good guys.

	ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
	This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.

	Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.