Elitist Tophat Society: Difference between revisions
From The Urban Dead Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search
No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
| (One intermediate revision by the same user not shown) | |||
| Line 18: | Line 18: | ||
Step lively chaps, and for God's sake keep your shoes tidy. | Step lively chaps, and for God's sake keep your shoes tidy. | ||
==Elitist Tophat Society's | ==Elitist Tophat Society's Purpose== | ||
* Look smashing | * Look smashing | ||
| Line 24: | Line 24: | ||
* Swoo any handsome women we have the pleasure of meeting | * Swoo any handsome women we have the pleasure of meeting | ||
* Challenge you to a fencing match | * Challenge you to a fencing match | ||
* Find more ice for my brandy | |||
* Locate large supplies of mustache wax | |||
* Use $100 bills to light cigars | |||
* Have a cane made entirely out of ivory | |||
* Break cane made entirely out of ivory in half | |||
* Don't give a good god damn | |||
Latest revision as of 01:57, 15 August 2009
| Elitist Tophat Society | |
| Abbreviation: | ETS |
| Group Numbers: | Undisclosed |
| Leadership: | The respectable gentlemen of Malton |
| Goals: | Having a smashing good time |
| Recruitment Policy: | Undisclosed |
| Contact: | Undisclosed |
"What's all this then? Zombies on my estate, you say? Lower class dirty peasants as well? Higgins, fetch my musket.'"'
By God, Man
Step lively chaps, and for God's sake keep your shoes tidy.
Elitist Tophat Society's Purpose
- Look smashing
- Have a smashing good time
- Swoo any handsome women we have the pleasure of meeting
- Challenge you to a fencing match
- Find more ice for my brandy
- Locate large supplies of mustache wax
- Use $100 bills to light cigars
- Have a cane made entirely out of ivory
- Break cane made entirely out of ivory in half
- Don't give a good god damn
