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== History == | == History == | ||
===Dixie Darrington=== | ====Dixie Darrington==== | ||
When WWI broke out Dixie compassionately volunteered her nursing skills to aid the war effort. Sent into the heart of the conflict she served under head medic Herbert West, who had taken a fondness to her. Unfortunately, she was fatally wounded by stray fire soon after and her body returned to her hometown of Malton to be buried. | When WWI broke out Dixie compassionately volunteered her nursing skills to aid the war effort. Sent into the heart of the conflict she served under head medic Herbert West, who had taken a fondness to her. Unfortunately, she was fatally wounded by stray fire soon after and her body returned to her hometown of Malton to be buried. | ||
===Valentina Leslie=== | ====Valentina Leslie==== | ||
Having been kicked out of an all-girls boarding school fairly quickly for insubordination, Tina Ketchelson promptly changed her name to 'Valentina' and found a new, more lucrative use for her knee high socks. Preforming at 'gentleman's clubs' throughout Malton she suddenly found her routine thrown off by patrons that would have rather taken a bite out of her neck than tip. | Having been kicked out of an all-girls boarding school fairly quickly for insubordination, Tina Ketchelson promptly changed her name to 'Valentina' and found a new, more lucrative use for her knee high socks. Preforming at 'gentleman's clubs' throughout Malton she suddenly found her routine thrown off by patrons that would have rather taken a bite out of her neck than to tip. | ||
===Kitchener Leslie=== | ====Kitchener Leslie==== | ||
Very little is known about the past and origins of Kitchener. The famed prophet and historian [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm_Macdonald_(comedian) Norm Macdonald] has told of his exploits as a violent and highly revered hobo during the Great Depression, although some have raised concerns regarding the logic of that | Very little is known about the past and origins of Kitchener Leslie. The famed prophet and historian [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm_Macdonald_(comedian) Norm Macdonald] has told of his exploits as a violent and highly revered hobo during the Great Depression, although some have raised concerns regarding the logic of this timeline. More recent accounts however have shown that Leslie was Hoboing around Malton at the time of the quarantine, scrounging for food, stabbing the occasional hooligan, and browsing a beat-up copy of 'The Most Dangerous Game' at his leisure. | ||
====The Coalition of Hobos==== | |||
After the breakout Kitchener met a young wandering woman named Valentina, and, offering his help and support -along with deranged, highly improbable stories for her entertainment- he quickly befriended her. Soon thereafter he encountered a shambling zombie in an outdated nurses outfit, and deciding he "reckoned she looked like a nice lady" promptly stabbed her in the neck with a promisingly labeled syringe he'd pilfered off a guy in a lab coat. | |||
Thus was born the Hobos of Zaroff. | |||
== FFF (Fight For Freedom) == | == FFF (Fight For Freedom) == | ||
Latest revision as of 11:40, 16 September 2009
| The Hobos Of Zaroff | |
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| Abbreviation: | HZ |
| Group Numbers: | 3 |
| Leadership: | Kitchener Leslie |
| Goals: | Eating food. Not being killed. Killing things that need to be dead. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Private. |
| Contact: | The talk pages. |
Who We Are
We are a small group of hobos who are dedicated to hoboing, killing things that need to be dead, and being generally classy (well, for hobos).
History
Dixie Darrington
When WWI broke out Dixie compassionately volunteered her nursing skills to aid the war effort. Sent into the heart of the conflict she served under head medic Herbert West, who had taken a fondness to her. Unfortunately, she was fatally wounded by stray fire soon after and her body returned to her hometown of Malton to be buried.
Valentina Leslie
Having been kicked out of an all-girls boarding school fairly quickly for insubordination, Tina Ketchelson promptly changed her name to 'Valentina' and found a new, more lucrative use for her knee high socks. Preforming at 'gentleman's clubs' throughout Malton she suddenly found her routine thrown off by patrons that would have rather taken a bite out of her neck than to tip.
Kitchener Leslie
Very little is known about the past and origins of Kitchener Leslie. The famed prophet and historian Norm Macdonald has told of his exploits as a violent and highly revered hobo during the Great Depression, although some have raised concerns regarding the logic of this timeline. More recent accounts however have shown that Leslie was Hoboing around Malton at the time of the quarantine, scrounging for food, stabbing the occasional hooligan, and browsing a beat-up copy of 'The Most Dangerous Game' at his leisure.
The Coalition of Hobos
After the breakout Kitchener met a young wandering woman named Valentina, and, offering his help and support -along with deranged, highly improbable stories for her entertainment- he quickly befriended her. Soon thereafter he encountered a shambling zombie in an outdated nurses outfit, and deciding he "reckoned she looked like a nice lady" promptly stabbed her in the neck with a promisingly labeled syringe he'd pilfered off a guy in a lab coat.
Thus was born the Hobos of Zaroff.
FFF (Fight For Freedom)
The Blue Aegis Group started a "war" (which they titled "Freedom War II") against the Hobos of Zaroff in June of 2009, citing terrorism and zerging as the reasoning. Maintaining their innocence, the Hobos were forced to retaliate against the harassment and murders perpetuated by BAG against their group. Apparently, to BAG, having the same last name as someone else means you must secretly be the same person. The Hobos, being left no choice, set off to rid Malton of the scum that is the Blue Aegis Group in the Fight For Freedom campaign.
Hobos
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